EN/ID || just a shitshow of shit posting from whatever fandom I have a record in (and also current hyperfixation ig lmao) || πRANDOM NSFW SHIT || Lv. 23
Whaddup y'all. First off thx to
@moon_gu_
for making this absolutely cute icon i love it. And also hi! Y'all would know me as the Nukani shitposter but guess what? We'll be expanding. I will now ramble about other games/animes/stuff
Still mostly nsfw tho so no one underage! π
Oh almost forgot our little tradition. The special 2 in 1 pack for the summon circle to kick off the event starting in a few hours!
Here's to everyone pulling for these two. may they come home in the first 10 pulls
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Yakuko makes sure he lets the little ducks cross first while Olivine is so excited to go to woolmart the car is sanic and initial d music is playing in the background
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Quincy : Why is Karu crying?
Kuya : He said onions were the only food that could make him cry.
Quincy : ...And?!
Kuya : Blade threw a coconut at his head.
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Quincy : have you heard from Eiden?
Dante : I'm sure everything's fine. I left him with Kuya.
Quincy : those two sentences can't possibly go together.
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Praying to the god of Klein for me to be allowed to bring him home
Anyways a quick summon circle as per our tradition. Are you going to try pull for him?
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Eiden: I'm sorry.
Kuya: ???
Eiden: For saying you're a walking red-flag.
Kuya: I still am??
Eiden: Not as much as that one. *points at Rin*
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Astral Duo event PV just dropped so you know what that means
The special two in one summon circle for the forest duo bc i will combust tomorrow when i do try and pull for them
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Kuya : You look good in that hoodie,young master
Eiden : You know where else Iβd look good?
Kuya, zero hesitation: My bed.
Eiden, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
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Edmond: come on you guys, think straight
Eiden : but i'm-
Edmond : now it's NOT the time
Yakumo : i'm not-
Edmond : ...not you too
Quincy : well-
Edmond : no
Olivine : but-
Edmond : OKAY EVERYONE THINK GAY JUST MAKE A PLAN
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Kuya : When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Garu : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Kuya : Ohmygod-
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Kuya : Do you think weβre getting too old?
Quincy : What makes you say that?
Kuya : Well, weβve both been through a lot. At some point, weβre going to have to pass the torch onto the next clan members, and...
Kuya : Garu called me a boomer.
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The Garden of Eiden(s)
Just a little archive of the many character sprites Eiden has throughout the game. Will be updated when new sprites are acquired
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Rt to have better luck when pulling for this boi lol
(These are known not to work for me like 80% of the time but we'll see)
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Quincy : you're very important for me. I'd do anything for you.
Eiden : I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule and better your relationship with the tribe.
Quincy : absolutely not.
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Eiden : Happy Birthday! Here's a gift for you!
Kuya : That's a big box.
Eiden: Yep.
Kuya:
Kuya : The wolf pup is inside it, isn't he?
Eiden: (sighs) Yeah.
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Saw some ppl stop liking Kuya after the event. Which is fair you do you
But i also love my morally grey fox grandpa instigating shit and causing drama for his own amusement
Eiden casually mentioning terrible shit he went through in the orphanage and then just moving along the conversation like it's nothing and the clan members are like ποΈπποΈ
Olivine : did you hear? Rin almost got run over by a car this morning
Kuya: i know,he was faster than i thought
Olivine :
Kuya : donβt worry, iβll get him next time
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Edmond,struggling with a zipper on the back of his shirt: Eiden, can you help me with this?
Eiden : Of course.
Edmond :
Edmond : UP, Eiden.
Eiden : Oh right right,sorry
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Kuya : if a guy calls you βprincessβ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded
Edmond : ...
Eiden : damn i never thought of it like that
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Having brainrot abt them rn
Garu/Karu are the hyperactive funky little doggos and Quincy is just too tired to watch over them properly
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Other BL MCs are like 'oh i kinda like him but y'know like i'm supposed to be straight this is wrong oh woe is me'
And then the gigachad Eiden is like 'lol let's bang you have a dick right' but then it goes 'fuck i got attached to them i wasn't ready for this' and he cries
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Eiden,now able to control his essence and can do magic, takes it upon himself to cut the contacts of the clanmates so they're no longer bound to any grand sorcerer.
He takes responsibility of them losing their body parts imbued with the gem. He's the one losing his parts
Edmond : why are you like this?
Kuya : the true question is why aren't you all like me? Most of us don't have a decent parental figure
Yakumo : ...
Kuya : except you,Yakumo
Eiden : well bold of you to assume i have any parental figure growing up
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Kuya hurling insults (affectionately) at Eiden but then accidentally said something that's just very upsetting for Eiden bc of his childhood and he just fucking slaps the fox and walks away
Kuya then noticed that the young master is genuinely upset
Yes it's kuyaei angst again
Eiden : Bitches be like βim babyβ but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do you know about being baby you were forced to grow up from an early age anyways Iβm bitches
Aster :
Yakumo,about to cry : w-what?
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I like how for the 'male-oriented' games it's a lot of options (tho eros and cherry might take the top spot bc they are new games and tkfm is one of their earlier release tho it's still in top 3 so like still popular)
But then you tap 'female-oriented' and it's just nukani π
Eiden : *looking at a full moon* this is the perfect time for a wolf to come out.
Karu : I'm gay.
Edmond : β¦
Eiden : not quite what i meant but okay
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He's trying so hard to convince himself that he wanted to go home π
Ei is just torn between his world and the clanβ’
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Eiden sleeping with one of the members and he's having nightmares abt the orphanage and sorta mumbles incoherent stuff
Clan member noticed and tries their best to comfort him
Kuya : How's your day going,old friend?
Quincy : It was great until 1pm.
Kuya : Oh,what happened at 1pm?
Quincy : I woke up.
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Quincy : Eiden texted "Imao" back to me from other room.
Quincy : I hear no laughing. No ass hiting the floor.
Quincy : Iβm married with a liar
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Huey : What do you guys want to be for Halloween?
Kuya : Loved
Edmond : Appreciated
Quincy : Happy
Blade : Complete
Dante : Dead
Huey : It's so hard to talk to you people.
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Eiden : Truth
Yakumo : why were you up yesterday at 3am,mr Eiden?
Eiden, squinting: how did you know i was up until 3am?
Yakumo :
Eiden :
Yakumo : ...i don't like this game.
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I know i haven't talked abt Nukani a lot these days. Anyways maybe a rant 𧡠who knows
But gotta be real with the devs,this has a high chance of absolutely ruining the fandom if you let the game be more accessible to minors even with the censor and everything they'll do +
Eiden : If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Dante, Rin, and Huey, I would shoot Huey twice.
Olivine : i'm sorry what-
Kuya : no no- I'm with the young master on this one
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Dante : Here's a fun Christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
Olivine : Please don't?
Blade : *gasp* Mistlefoe
Quincy : Don't encourage him
Kuya : No,no...he makes a good point
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Kuya : If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest fucking party and youβre all invited.
Edmond : βIfβ
Quincy : Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die
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Karu : oh my god, I can't believe it! Master Kuya just liked my selfie!
Kuya : *in a different part of mansion, putting down his phone* well that's enough charity work for today.
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Dante : Who are you to defy ME,Sun Lord of Solaria!?
Eiden : it is i,Eiden. Robber of virginities!
*Blade wheezing in the background*
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