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@valuedassociate

2 years

Partner: “yes, we will send you the model tonight. It just needs a couple tweaks.” Junior team that knows the current state of the model:

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@valuedassociate

2 years

“Please print the model so I can review”

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@valuedassociate

2 years

“It’s called private equity. Essentially we buy businesses and help them grow by giving them lots of money. It’s a huge misconception that we just fire a bunch of people and cut costs, that only happens in some of our deals. What do you mean your dad got laid off by KKR maybe he

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@valuedassociate

3 years

@ExcelHumor

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Sorry, we will not be submitting a bid on this opportunity. Unfortunately the management team only has 450 years of combined experience, our investment criteria specifies that at least 500 years are required for us to consider the deal. Best,

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Junior Analyst showed up at 1pm today with no notice. Annoying, but kind of a power move tbh

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Investment bankers crafting a comprehensive 80 page CIM just to have me ask “So can you walk me through what this company does?” on the intro call

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@valuedassociate

2 years

When the intern updates the model correctly without breaking it or asking questions

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@valuedassociate

2 years

“Our financials are attached here, I know you asked for them in Excel but we can’t really do that with our computer system and every month is in a separate PDF, by the way when can we see drafts of employment agreements that should be priority 1 right…”

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@valuedassociate

11 days

MD when someone suggests not ordering $300 bottles of wine at the board dinner (we are in violation of covenants)

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@valuedassociate

1 year

When the company is in a stable market, 15%+ EBITDA margins, good CEO, has “Midwestern culture”, and <20% customer concentration

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@valuedassociate

3 years

MD this morning after making me work until 3am last night: “morning late riser!” Stop bro I’m battling demons rn

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Getting a gf is the move fellas. Used to exclusively wear old hs clothes for lounging around, now it’s Lulu only

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@valuedassociate

2 years

WE ARE NOT LIKE OTHER PE BUYERS, WE SPECIALIZE IN PARTNERING WITH FOUNDERS AND MANAGEMENT TEAMS TO CREATE EQUITY VALUE THROUGH A TEAM APPROACH AND HAVE A PROVEN TRACK RECORD OF SUCCESS WHICH INCLUDES A 35% IRR AND WOULD RECOMMEND YOU SPEAK TO ANY PRIOR CEO REFERENCES

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@valuedassociate

3 years

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@valuedassociate

1 year

How I think I look redlining an NDA’s term from “three (3)” to “two (2)” years from the date hereof

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@valuedassociate

1 year

Holy shit you mean that there are untapped growth opportunities at the business through BOTH new customer acquisition AND increasing wallet share at existing customers?! Why haven’t people thought of that before??

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@valuedassociate

25 days

“And now we’d like to open up the floor for questions from the IC for the deal team….”

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@valuedassociate

1 year

Why yes, Mr. Managing Director there is nothing I would love more than to call 15 different restaurants to find one to host our board dinner

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@valuedassociate

3 years

Me after completely gutting an NDA that some paralegal spent 10 hours on

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@valuedassociate

1 year

“So this is where you make the product?”

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Pitching an LOI to IC soon, and leading with the fact that the management team has over 500 years of combined experience. Easy approval

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@valuedassociate

1 year

Being CC’d on the back and forth arguments over email between chill MD and crazy MD

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Limited partners when they hear that there’s a 24 year old board observer on the PortCo

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Me when I had my first MP

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Circle of life

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@valuedassociate

3 years

Let’s just grab the low hanging fruit and not recreate the wheel while coming together and breaking bread with a come to Jesus moment so that we don’t end up spinning our wheels trying to boil the ocean so that we can all sing kumbaya

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Gen Z intern to me over Teams: “font looks clean. Might have to start using that frfr 💯”

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@valuedassociate

1 year

Leading a meeting that you’re also responsible for taking the notes on

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@valuedassociate

2 years

@itsmarkmoran Hope she sees this bro ❤️

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Talking to the CFO of the fund’s distressed PortCo

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@valuedassociate

1 year

“I just sold $200,000 of life insurance to my aunt who doesn’t need it LFG” energy

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsports

1 year

Kids who grew up on Wolf of Wall Street have arrived in corporate America @BarstoolFinance

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@valuedassociate

3 years

Tradition

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@valuedassociate

28 days

When the deal everyone hates is finally dead

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Nothing like eating overpriced Chinese food in an airport with your MD while awkwardly trying to make small talk with each other

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Other Delta flyers have no idea how much equity value I’m about to generate on this flight

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Investment bankers that don’t still cite COVID tailwinds as the reason for declining numbers… wya?

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@valuedassociate

2 years

If I had a dollar for every time a lender asked “how well did this business do during the recession” I’d have enough money to fund the damn deal myself

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@valuedassociate

1 year

“I need you to update the model with the QoE numbers asap”

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@valuedassociate

2 years

In NYC for the first time ever… first impression: dirty

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@valuedassociate

3 years

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Gonna start saying EBIT - DEE AY just to piss people off

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@valuedassociate

2 years

CIM draft been in the MD’s hands for 2 weeks, comments come in the day before the artificial deadline they set, rinse, repeat

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2 years

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@valuedassociate

1 year

Me jumping in for my MD on lender calls when they ask for anything involving numbers

Enez Özen

@Enezator

2 years

School bus driver suffers heart attack and 13-year-old gets behind the wheel and saves all children's lives

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@valuedassociate

2 years

@business “Sir, it appears that there are also multiple ‘tranches’ of debt used to finance these deals”

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@valuedassociate

1 year

Downside scenarios 💉📈💸

Wall Street Oasis

@WallStreetOasis

1 year

Which of the following is not a step in LBO modeling?

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@valuedassociate

2 years

I wanna know what jobs people are able to “quiet quit” at I get hounded if I’m 2 minutes late to a single meeting

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Can Biden forgive all senior secured debt as well?

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@valuedassociate

1 year

Funniest instance of this is a banker telling us he had never seen such a detailed level of IT diligence required in his 40 years of doing deals. My brother in Christ when you were an analyst people were sending CIMs by mail

Bradwick

@Bradwick11

1 year

@litcapital My favorite line in financial services: “I have been in the industry for X amount of years” when trying to get their point across 💀💀💀

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@valuedassociate

2 years

This is called “leverage”. Read below to learn more about debt and equity and how private equity firms utilize BOTH to acquire businesses 👇 THREAD (1/287)

High Yield Harry

@HighyieldHarry

2 years

Unpopular opinion: Even if you have enough cash to acquire a company without a loan, you’ll still want to take a loan to acquire a business.

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Men used to go to war, now they send emails with exclamation points

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@valuedassociate

2 years

If my laptop is ever lost or destroyed the biggest loss would be login information to like 75 different data room providers

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@valuedassociate

1 year

Nobody’s buying it

Off-Cycle IB Intern, SIE

@IBjunioranalyst

1 year

My associate and I defending our hockey stick growth projections for a 100+ y/o Midwestern manufacturing co. that has been stagnant for decades:

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@valuedassociate

2 years

@ExcelHumor It’s 2023, time to start memorizing RGB codes bro

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@valuedassociate

3 years

@vigtheapp “Babe let me take a picture of you behind my laptop real quick… babe please it’s funny”

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@valuedassociate

3 years

@IBjunioranalyst It’s exactly how this works

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Someone is clearly upset that they can’t use Excel without a mouse

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1 year

@LBOVinny Holy shit dude and the management team has 200 years of combined experience this is a world class company

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@HighyieldHarry Getting the strong urge to go eat my neighbors cat after watching this, thanks

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@valuedassociate

1 year

Dog put me in

rob

@rob_b1991

1 year

ESPN 8 The Ocho (ESPN2) is showing a Microsoft Excel World Championship at 7am if anyone is interested

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@valuedassociate

2 years

@snowmanllc Wrong + ratio + no bitches

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Holy shit, this is big

Bloomberg

@business

2 years

Private equity firms typically buy companies with a combination of equity and debt

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@valuedassociate

3 years

Biggest lie I’ve ever told: MD: “are you tracking?” Me : “yes I got it, totally understood”

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2 years

@modelsnadderall Vibes

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@valuedassociate

2 years

*gets call from MD* “Can you come to my office?” *walks to office* MD: “Ok I have an Excel question but I’m embarrassed that I don’t know this, why is my IRR formula not working?” Me: *fixes formula* MD: “Ok thanks, don’t tell anyone about this”

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@valuedassociate

3 years

Sometimes it’s better to be safe than sorry tho

Cash Poor Capital

@cashpoorcapital

3 years

The CDC has reduced all diligence periods to a maximum of 30 days

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@valuedassociate

2 years

@ExcelHumor Edge slept on tbh

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Some days I feel bad for ruining the lives of our lawyers who may just want to spend some time with their families after work. Today isn’t one of those days, I need that APA revision ASAP

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2 years

Success

Steve · Millionaire Habits

@SteveOnSpeed

2 years

Using ONE WORD, what makes some people more successful than other people?

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@valuedassociate

1 year

My MD starts calls this way

The boutique banker

@boutique_banker

1 year

Client call just ended with my MD asking “Does anybody have any jokes?”

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@valuedassociate

1 year

Me heading straight to the sky club on any layover and expensing it to my PortCo

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Did you mean finánce

memes.xlsx

@ExcelHumor

2 years

accounting and finance

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Deal team leaner than Chet Holmgren

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@valuedassociate

3 years

God I’m such a good delegator

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@valuedassociate

8 months

When our lawyers think I’ve “reviewed the documents” before our call

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@valuedassociate

10 months

Just finished creating equity value for today can’t wait for tomorrow 🙏

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@valuedassociate

11 days

Lenders when you tell them to stop asking for useless information

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@valuedassociate

11 days

Lawyers when you send an email yourself instead of letting them bill you $5000 to do it

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Willing to bid $10,000 on a ring (10x multiple of ~1,000 days dating), with a $5,000 performance-based earnout paid over 5 years assessed on number of children birthed. Employment agreement included

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@the_P_God

2 years

Taking the PE approach to engagement, sending her an LOI

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@valuedassociate

5 months

Is there something about being a finance bro that makes you like La Croix because I used to hate this stuff and now I drink it every day

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@valuedassociate

2 years

@boutique_banker Pre-IOI is just the boys playing nice

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@valuedassociate

2 years

I’m throwing up

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Nancy Pelosi, and keep the other $3

High Yield Harry

@HighyieldHarry

2 years

Let’s hear it - who makes your IC?

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Props to accountants, don’t know how you stay awake during tax dilly calls

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@valuedassociate

2 years

What if we kissed under the balance sheet bridge

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@valuedassociate

3 years

Life changing mix

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@valuedassociate

2 years

@ExcelHumor Ctrl + Alt + V + down arrow x3

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@valuedassociate

4 months

Decided to throw on Jimmy Fallon in the background while getting some work done - do people actually unironically listen to this garbage??

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@valuedassociate

1 year

Lmao ridiculous, go back to work

Wall Street Silver

@WallStreetSilv

1 year

BREAKING: 🚨🚨🚨 what do you think of their wage demands? Start of a strike among the three major automobile manufacturers (Ford, GM, Stellantis) in the United States. The UAW union, which brings together 150,000 members, is demanding a 40% salary increase, similar to those

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@valuedassociate

3 years

Banker getting real pissy over one redline in the NDA. Just relax bro, all we want to do is completely remove all responsibility on our end

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Me grinding a CIM on my Delta flight while listening to music about the actual struggles of gang life

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@valuedassociate

2 years

Thanks for reaching out - we’re definitely interested in taking a closer look. Feel free to shoot over an NDA and we’ll look forward to reviewing the CIM. Best,

ESPN

@espn

2 years

The Commanders released a statement that owners Dan and Tanya Snyder have hired Bank of America Securities to consider "potential transactions" involving the franchise. It is unclear if this means they are exploring a sale of the franchise or are seeking a minority owner.