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Val🥀📝

@valmccowan

1 year

GRUUUUUU!!!!

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@valmccowan

1 year

Will Borgen went from "I'll have her home by 9, sir" to "She calls me daddy too."

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@valmccowan

1 year

Felicia and Alex Wennberg deserve so much better. The events that have unfolded in the past couple days absolutely disgust me. No matter how attractive or famous someone is, they're still a human being with feelings and emotions just like everyone else. Enough is enough.

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@valmccowan

1 year

Seattle may have lost, but it took the DEFENDING STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS! 113 minutes of game play to have a LEAD against a team that no one thought could get here. I'll take a 1-1 series back to CPA.

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@valmccowan

10 months

ROBBERY!! I waited until after the game to post this because I didn't wanna jinx ANYTHING.

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@valmccowan

1 year

Nearly the entire Kraken fanbase @SEAbuoy right now:

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@SEAbuoy

1 year

shave the last dance for me next year @StanleyCup 🥲🪒

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@valmccowan

1 year

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. PUT YANNI ON THE LIST!!!

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@valmccowan

10 months

Petition for Joey Daccord to be the Kraken's All-Star representative this season?!

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@valmccowan

7 months

Thank you, Wenny💙 Rangers, I don't trust you, but take care of him AND his family or else...

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@valmccowan

1 year

I will not be taking notes or criticism at this time. Thank you💅

## NATE 🗯️

@74SAR0S

1 year

how do you serve cunt in a hockey way? give examples.

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@valmccowan

8 months

I lost my best friend today💔 I hope I was able to give her the best 11 years possible🩷

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@valmccowan

1 year

Only YOU! can protect your goalies!! - (The Seattle Kraken defenseman are responsible for the content of this advertisement).

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@valmccowan

2 years

My life is complete💙

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@valmccowan

1 year

Kraken are running a top line with not one, but TWO! rookies. (And dad). Undrafted rookie, now AHL Rookie of the Year, Tye Kartye. Future Calder Trophy winner, Matty Beniers And of course, veteran Jordan Eberle. This line went toe-to-toe with Dallas' stars and got us 4 goals.

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@valmccowan

1 year

Seven different goal scorers in tonight's DOMINANT game 3 win. -Eberle -Wennberg -Soucy -Beniers -Tolvanen -Gourde -Schultz 12 Kraken skaters with a point tonight!! (According to the box score). Grubauer with a .923 save percentage! Fear. The. Deep🦑‼️

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@valmccowan

1 year

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!!!!!!

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@valmccowan

1 year

YANNI IS SPEAKING!!! EVERYONE HUSH!!!

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@valmccowan

10 months

Every goalie the Kraken have started in a regular season game now have a shutout. •Grubauer •Driedger •Jones •Daccord

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@valmccowan

7 months

Jerseys I Need Before the Fanatics Rebrand: McCann Daccord Dunn Beniers GOURDE Aho Svechnikov Haydn Fleury Money I Have: $0 🙂🙂🙂

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@valmccowan

1 year

Seeing nothing but love from Stars fans on my TL ahead of today's game and it makes me so happy. I've never had a bad interaction with a Stars fan, so I got nothing but love for them too. Let's all root for our teams, enjoy the game we all love, and be nice to each other🫶

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@valmccowan

1 year

Keener Jerseys

@Keener_Jerseys

1 year

What is the funniest no-context sports photo you have on your phone?

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@valmccowan

10 months

Joey Daccord stopped 35/35 shots while wearing number 35🥹 It's Joey's world and we're just living in it💙

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@valmccowan

7 months

What hockey photo lives rent free in your head? I'll go first:

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@valmccowan

1 year

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!!!! THAT'S A YANNI SHORTY!!!!

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@valmccowan

1 year

This profile pic seems very fitting. Enjoy!

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@valmccowan

10 months

First Fit Check of 2024. It's only fitting

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@valmccowan

1 year

Y'all think they can save the Seattle Kraken?

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@valmccowan

1 year

HAYDN!!!🫶

♡ faithlynn ♡

@86LVNDRHAZE

1 year

behind every hot girl is a deep attachment to an nhl defenseman

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@valmccowan

1 year

New Kraken shirt got here just in time for game 2!!

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@valmccowan

1 year

"He's insane for this" and it's just a guy who plays for the Seattle Kraken

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@valmccowan

8 months

POV: the first period just ended.

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@valmccowan

1 year

It's an M's jersey kinda day🔱

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@valmccowan

9 months

Ladies and gentlemen this is the moment you've waited for🩵🩵

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@valmccowan

9 months

Bro, fuck this. Offsides always pisses me off because why does it matter if the person deemed offside isn't even touching the fucking puck? (Someone who knows more about hockey than I do- feel free to explain this to me.)

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@valmccowan

9 months

WENNY, YOU BEAUTIFUL ANGEL

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@valmccowan

10 months

WE WON A GAME IN REGULATION!!! WE WON A GAME WITHOUT HAVING TO SCORE 4 GOALS!!! AND JOEY DACCORD PUT ON A FUCKING CLINIC!

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@valmccowan

8 months

All former Pens and the only thing I will ever thank Pittsburgh for is not seeing the true value in these guys so that we could have them. Beyond happy that we do have them and that we get to cherish them🥰

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@valmccowan

1 year

IT'S CANNER'S BIRTHDAY!!!👑

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@valmccowan

2 years

So, what we're not gonna do is make fun of my drawing abilities!

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@valmccowan

9 months

at least the fit was cute and the lashes were lashing🤷‍♀️

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@valmccowan

2 years

THE SEATTLE KRAKEN JUST SHUTOUT THE BOSTON BRUINS!!! AT HOME!!! OH MY GOD!!!!

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@valmccowan

1 year

You cannot say this season was a failure in anyway, shape, or form. Sure, that game was incredibly hard to watch, especially with the season on the line, but it doesn't take away all the history this team made this year. Very bright future ahead🦑💙

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@valmccowan

1 year

Who's up Yanni-ing they Gourde rn?

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@valmccowan

1 year

Player safety is a joke. I genuinely don't know how Eberle was allowed back in the game, or how he didn't get AT LEAST a hearing?! All the best for Cogliano🙏

Elliotte Friedman

@FriedgeHNIC

1 year

Colorado’s Andrew Cogliano suffered a fractured neck in the hit from behind last night in Game 6 versus Seattle. He’s out indefinitely

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@valmccowan

8 months

I'm not quoting any of the tweets because those people don't deserve the attention. If you celebrate any form of hit, maneuver, and/or play that results in an injury OR you praise a player for doing something that injures another player, you are a piece of shit.

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@valmccowan

1 year

Shout out to Stars fans for a great series!! Hockey is so much more fun when everyone is nice to each other and respectfully roots for their team💙

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@valmccowan

1 year

Nothing but smiles here tonight!!😁💙 (Also, yes, I wear glasses).

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@valmccowan

10 months

Happy Yanni Day!!!! It's a Gourde! day to celebrate our Pepper Pot!!💙

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@valmccowan

2 years

It's here and it is gorgeous😮‍💨🦑💙

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@valmccowan

5 months

Listen. I love Wenny. But Kraken fans were constantly "screaming" (tweeting) for Wenny to shoot the puck. And now, every Rangers game I watch, he seems to rip 3-4 quality shots a game. WHERE WAS THIS SHOT RIPPING IN SEATTLE?!?!?

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@valmccowan

10 months

DONUTS FOR DACCORD!!🍩🩵 Go big or go home edition🫡 You know it's a big win when my mom joins me in a Kraken shutout celly!!!

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@valmccowan

2 years

My mom made me the absolute cutest birthday cake, and I finally got all my Seattle stuff displayed!🥰 Cheers to being 20‼️

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@valmccowan

1 year

Ch*cago loses K*ane and To*ws and then wins the Bedard sweepstakes with an 11.5% chance? Anaheim and Columbus were both above them at 18.5% and 13.5%, respectively. You cannot tell me that wasn't rigged, especially after what happened with the broadcast.

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@valmccowan

1 year

TRIPLE OT?! HUH?! I was out all night and come back to my Canes in TRIPLE OVERTIME?! IT IS 1AM!!!!

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@valmccowan

2 years

Petition to call the Eberle-Beniers-Schwartz line the "Two and a Half Men line" because it's the two team dads and baby Beniers.

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@valmccowan

1 year

Seattle Photo Dump!!💙 Day 1: First Mariner's game with friends meeting Gru🫶

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@valmccowan

10 months

Why is it green? It irks me.

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@valmccowan

3 years

This is the serotonin I needed for today. So unbelievably happy for you!!

Tyler Weiss

@TylerMWeiss_

3 years

Yea, this was easily the best day of my life 💙💛 (Herbert and TT say hello to all of you btw)

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@valmccowan

1 year

Biggest game in Seattle Kraken history is happening tonight🦑 Bring all the energy you have!🗣️ Whatever happenens, it won't be easy, but know we will not go down without a fight👏‼️

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@valmccowan

1 year

Year Two is in the Books🦑📚 If it weren't for hockey, most of this wall wouldn't exist, and I wouldn't be going back to Seattle next week💙 Can confidently say that hockey changed my life for the better🫶 Till next season🫡

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@valmccowan

1 year

Sea y'all soon☹️ One day, I won't have to leave💙

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@valmccowan

10 months

Also, after that interview- Joey Daccord absolutely HAS to go into broadcasting later on in life.

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@valmccowan

1 year

A POWERPLAY GOAL?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!?! THANK YOU, SCHWARTZY!!!

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@valmccowan

1 year

Happy Vince Dunn Day to all who celebrate!!💙

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@valmccowan

2 years

WE. BEAT. VEGAS!!!! In the wise words of @JohnForslund "THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY, BABY!!"

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@valmccowan

11 months

I miss him... come home, king☹️💔

B/R Open Ice

@BR_OpenIce

11 months

“I miss him” but it’s a hockey player

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@valmccowan

2 years

Hasn't fully hit me that I leave for Seattle in 5 days... And I'm literally gonna be at a Kraken game in Climate Pledge Arena next week..?

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@valmccowan

1 year

Another day, another HAPPY KRAKEN GAME DAY!🦑💙 Bring the good vibes👏

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@valmccowan

1 year

Jamie Oleksiak gave us all a heart attack after the puck went off his chest and into the net. A few minutess later, he throws himself down on the ice and made the game saving block.

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@valmccowan

1 year

I'm convinced there's a Yanni reaction photo for everything.

Seattle Kraken

@SeattleKraken

1 year

BIG MOOD

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@valmccowan

2 years

GOURDE GOAL!!!!!!

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@valmccowan

1 year

Do I have enough sporting events on?

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@valmccowan

7 months

Got a Kraken win for my birthday!!🥳

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@valmccowan

1 year

Hey, hey! Guess what?! SEATTLE, I AM (once again) IN YOU!!!!!!!!

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@valmccowan

2 years

A very merry Kraken Christmas!!!💙

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@valmccowan

1 year

YANNI GOURDE CALLED GAME!!!! OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!!!!!

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@valmccowan

1 year

EXTEND. VINCE. DUNN.

Seattle Kraken

@SeattleKraken

1 year

“Ever since I put the #SeaKraken jersey on, it's been really special for me. They've given me tremendous opportunity in this organization and I want nothing but to continue to wear that jersey for many years to come.” -Vince Dunn

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@valmccowan

1 year

Yeah, sure. Let's put the dirty McCann hit that made him leave the game in the recap/highlights of the rough night! Fuck you, ESPN. Fuck you, NHL player safety. Y'all are fucking jokes.

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@valmccowan

10 months

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!! YANNI GOURDE!!

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@valmccowan

11 months

Happy Thanksgiving🍂🤎

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@valmccowan

2 years

No tiebreakers necessary this time. First place is OURS and only ours!🤩

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@valmccowan

2 years

SEA, you soon Seattle☹️💙 Thank you to everyone who made this trip amazing. To meet everyone was a dream come true. I'll miss y'all🫶

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@valmccowan

10 months

Thank you, Admin💙

Seattle Kraken

@SeattleKraken

10 months

here are the #winterclassic wallpapers you ordered.

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@valmccowan

2 years

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!

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@valmccowan

1 year

Are there any charities in Seattle that work to help with visual impairment? We should make something positive about this and donate in the name of these blind refs. Basically what Bills fans did a while ago.

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@valmccowan

2 years

I land in Seattle, to see the future captain of the Seattle Kraken called game. A warm welcome😌

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@valmccowan

2 years

You mean to tell me the jersey brand that has name plates randomly fall off when you pick them up is going to replace a jersey brand like Adidas?!

Greg Wyshynski

@wyshynski

2 years

Fanatics will replace Adidas as the NHL's outfitter of on-ice uniforms and authentic jerseys, beginning with the 2024-25 season on a 10-year deal. This marks the 1st time @Fanatics branding will be directly on an official player uniform for a pro sports property. @NHL

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@valmccowan

2 years

I think maybe... just maybe... I need to start doing my makeup more often.

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@valmccowan

1 year

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! KRAKEN NATION! OUR KING HAS RETURNED!!

Seattle Kraken

@SeattleKraken

1 year

that’s it. that’s the tweet.

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@valmccowan

7 months

Woah. Balloons!

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@valmccowan

8 months

DONUTS FOR GRU!!!

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@valmccowan

2 years

PRAISE HERBERT HALLELUJAH!!

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@valmccowan

2 years

CLIMATE PLEDGE ARENA, I AM IN YOU!!!

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@valmccowan

1 year

With the way this game is going, I'm glad Grubauer is getting rest. After what he's done for this team, he deserves rest. More importantly , he deserves more goal support and defense too.

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@valmccowan

2 years

MIKE!!!!💙