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@v_tigues

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thinking iโ€™m like everybody else gonna be your first mistake

Venice, IL
Joined September 2012
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@v_tigues
Planted Brain
4 years
wayidlisa iteam nangu umuntu๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Planted Brain
5 years
My own vagina, izinto zabantu ziney'nkulumo.
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Bianca
5 years
What's that one thing that you wish you had?
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Planted Brain
5 years
2006 - DJ Sbu - Remember when it rained 2007 - DJ Cleo - Sisi ngihamba nawe 2008 - DJ Cleo - Hands up 2009 - Big Nuz - Umlilo 2010 - Professor - Jezebel 2011 - Big Nuz - Serious 2012 - Dr Malinga - Via Orlando In that order.
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5 years
best December has to be ya Omunye, followed by ya Monate Mpolaye
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Planted Brain
5 years
I see you mjolo ,you killing them son.
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Planted Brain
4 years
Maphorisa if not Kabza
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4 years
Guys what is this??๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Planted Brain
4 years
went to fetch my stuff at res and found this๐Ÿ’”
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Planted Brain
5 years
Kahle kahle parents are afraid of last borns neh?
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Planted Brain
5 years
Y = mx + c
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Planted Brain
2 years
>>>>>
@masondoma
The Black Pearl
2 years
Best on screen couple : Who was your favourite couple?
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4 years
This era >>>>>>>>>>
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Planted Brain
5 years
Lost my Huawei P30 PRO at Eastgate mall, found it waiting for me at the gate ithi ngiCareless๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
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Planted Brain
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@Didiiiiiiiiii_
Didiiiiiiii
7 months
Define โ€œpeak South African music โ€œ
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Planted Brain
4 years
Vat N Sit headquarters.
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Planted Brain
4 years
My toxic trait is detaching once I notice sense a slight change in your attitude towards me.
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Planted Brain
5 years
Some of you are still paying off your white wedding loans, even after you have divorced. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Planted Brain
5 years
December is almost here and boyfriends have started showing their true colors ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
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Planted Brain
5 years
My roomie brought his girlfriend last night, had to sleep outside ๐Ÿ˜”.. next year I'm getting a single room aowa!!๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Planted Brain
5 years
Someone's daughter deserves a healthy relationship with lots of food, sex and money.
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Planted Brain
5 years
Ao slendar my calendar, kera wena slender never gets tired unless the owner is careless. Ngwana wa go ja rice kadi 1 - 1. Ngwana wa go kgona go daka pula ena klaar, Yellow pentshisi ngwana kajeko, slender my tsokotsoko, my size, ngwana wa go kgorisa ke thoro ya reisi๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Planted Brain
5 years
Revolution - Light of my life ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Planted Brain
6 years
I found my roomie's eggs...I'll boil 8 per day๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Planted Brain
5 years
Dj Sbusiso - Count on me
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Planted Brain
6 years
I just deposited R50 into my baby mama's bank account. Gents let's support our kids.
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Planted Brain
5 years
Hehe Huawei P30 PRO, when you put a song on repeat for too long...The artist stops singing and asks for water.๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Planted Brain
5 years
Alexandra residents went to throw rats at Sandton. The rats followed them back๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Planted Brain
4 years
Rent free...๐Ÿ˜…
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Planted Brain
6 years
Huawei is that girl you called ugly in high school. After matric she showed everyone flames. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Planted Brain
5 years
Woolworths cashiers don't use that annoying "PLASTIC?" Line that Shoprite cashiers use... Theirs be like "would you like a pliable soft flexible recyclable temporary storage package for your groceries?" ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Planted Brain
5 years
If you know this radio (+ torch), you should be married by now ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Planted Brain
4 years
Missionary is a very ELITE sex position. when you see all her expressions with every stroke? Top tier. ๐Ÿฅด
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Planted Brain
5 years
5 + 2 = 7 Not that I'm boasting, mara i-maths yizinto zam
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Planted Brain
5 years
Majita nayi iCombo yema period pains for madam, faka neBottle of her favourite wine to top it up.
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Planted Brain
5 years
NUTTY NYS - NKA MO DIRA
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Planted Brain
6 years
Once they find your replacement, everything turns into an argument.
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Planted Brain
5 years
When you call an ambulance using Huawei P30, God arrives himself. ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Planted Brain
4 years
I don't get how you can ask us what to get for your boyfriend's birthday when you saw him jogging in grasshoppers.
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Planted Brain
5 years
Slay queens have been quiet ever since people started posting their graduation pictures ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ....NiRight bo lovey ?
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Planted Brain
5 years
Your family's true colours will reveal themselves when your parents are gone!
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Planted Brain
5 years
That black plastic in your bae's fridge is not the neighbour's meat. It's the side chick's clothes! Should I go deeper maComrade?๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Planted Brain
5 years
This is serious mos๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
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Planted Brain
5 years
Mafikizolo - Emlanjeni
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Planted Brain
5 years
When that 'Midrand, Golf 7 GTI' guy you were telling your friends about, finally answers your video call. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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Planted Brain
5 years
Don't be fooled by these guys calling you baby, reacting with "โค๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ" on your pictures. Offline they love their girlfriends to death!
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Planted Brain
5 years
Ladies please gadani abantwana benu kuma function, basicela inyama.
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Planted Brain
5 years
Pregnancy is the hardest test in a relationship, not all relationships survive it!
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Planted Brain
5 years
If you find a girl who makes you laugh keep her, nowadays abahleki bafuna imali.
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Planted Brain
6 years
If you know this menu, you should be married by now
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Planted Brain
5 years
He doesn't care sis. Don't even post the quote. Just go sleep.
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Planted Brain
5 years
Have you noticed that the grey fridge(s) always have nice food, unlike the white ones๐Ÿค”
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Planted Brain
3 years
Family ka Sithelo right now.
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Planted Brain
5 years
Bongi Dube - I don't wanna go around ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Planted Brain
5 years
My current relationship has no pictures. If you wanna see us tell us, we will come to you.
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Planted Brain
5 years
I always find it strange when men are being praised for taking care of their kids. Like how are you praising someone for taking their child to school or spending quality time with them. Isnโ€™t that what they are supposed to do?
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Planted Brain
5 years
We are not wearing grey sweatpants for you to measure our penis sizes, you perverted immoral minded thirsty women. Tsek!๐Ÿ˜
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Planted Brain
5 years
Last time I went through my girlfriend's phone I didn't laugh for 5 months ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜ข
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Planted Brain
5 years
Maturity is when you accept that some modules are for next year.
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Planted Brain
4 years
I just dropped this at her place so that she knows i adore her, gents it's not a sin to surprise your mother.
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Planted Brain
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Planted Brain
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You see the way you eat popcorns when you are alone?? That's the real you.. ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Planted Brain
4 years
Condomise guys. Condomise!
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Planted Brain
4 years
Remember this on eTV 3rd Degree???
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Planted Brain
5 years
Being beautiful and handsome has taken a lot of you into Marriages, but your character is busy taking you out 1 by 1๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ.
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Planted Brain
5 years
Dj Cleo - Ndiya๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•บ
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Planted Brain
5 years
Your boyfriend keeps empty Hennessey bottles in his room to remind himself of his biggest accomplishments in 2018. He is 27.
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Planted Brain
5 years
We are not friends. I just know you. ๐Ÿ™„
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Planted Brain
5 years
Talking to yourself is cool until you get caught.๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Planted Brain
5 years
Your father's side of the family might not care about you but your mother's side has the deadliest snakes hiding behind smiles.
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Planted Brain
5 years
Pharmacies are closed until Tuesday morning, I hope I'm speaking to somebody! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Planted Brain
5 years
Forget about big boobs, big ass & sexy body, your kids deserve a mom who can stand up and speak intelligently in a meeting...
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Planted Brain
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Being kissed while sleeping is one of the cutest ways to show love, but y'all devils go through our phones while we sleeping.
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Planted Brain
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Jabu Khanyile - Sponky ponky๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Planted Brain
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Andile - Song for you๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Planted Brain
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I'm at hospital but i ain't sick, ankere lwena wa Jola mara abao rate ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’”
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Planted Brain
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Women should stop feeling attacked when men ask for a DNA test.
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Planted Brain
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Gold
@Didiiiiiiiiii_
Didiiiiiiii
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Whatโ€™s a South African song that you feel was created PERFECTLY?
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Planted Brain
5 years
Seksele kancane ๐Ÿ˜
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Planted Brain
5 years
Do Capitec bank users know that their card also works in other bank ATMs? or bazithandela nje uline๐Ÿค”
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Planted Brain
5 years
Remember our old chocolate???๐Ÿ˜† #ThrowbackThursday #TBThursday
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I never unpack my bags, I only take out the things I need until the bag is empty.
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