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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 years

I tickled your girl at work and she farted 😐

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vlad jerkov

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6 months

tHiS iS wHo YoU'rE tRaDiNg AgAiNsT

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6 months

This is who you’re trading against

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vlad jerkov

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5 months

bathtub cocktail with a little rubber duck in it tonight queen?

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vlad jerkov

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1 year

easy.

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1 year

Could you sit on this bench for 10 minutes if you were offered $10,000?

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vlad jerkov

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8 months

@Slatzism we just gonna ignore this?

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 years

Based on the time it took for the liquid to hit the floor, I've calculated his height to be 5'4".

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2 years

Pouring out my Liquid Death because I found out it’s owned by demonic satanists

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

8 months

Guy's name is "Open Borders Jon" Lol. Lmao.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

Gonna throw these in the ocean

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 years

First date idea: I kill your ex

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

Wait, they didn't drill that directly into the hull did they??

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

9 months

@PepsieSpicie Didn't he die?

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

11 months

@AndyCryptoTX @NoContextHumans DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

3 months

@WeirdBongs Dentist here. It's fine.

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vlad jerkov

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1 year

I took her pants off and this fell out????

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

@foxthatbarks @brutaIgore My actual car.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

8 months

when he don't have a car lol

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1 year

I Wanna Give U Chances Like God

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

9 months

I could have AI make this in 5 seconds.

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took a lil more than 3 hours

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vlad jerkov

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2 years

Everyone be like "I can fix her" but no one thanks me for breaking her in the first place.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

I'm like if a beautiful princess was retarded.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

I'm in NYC and this just happened??

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

You're too pretty to have autism

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 years

pussy from an anonymous source

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

5 months

Undetached Rabbit Part

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5 months

@vIad_jerkov I don't engage with your posts because they are bad

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vlad jerkov

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5 months

@SGWug

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vlad jerkov

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11 months

@numetal_moment vaxxed?

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

9 months

@Slatzism This is absolutely disgusting. He should be paying at least double that amount.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

9 months

@9mm_smg At least he wasn't shitting in the street.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

@yandermae *was

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vlad jerkov

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2 months

Bouba / Kiki

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

Doing this every day until I can withstand the pressure of a submarine implosion

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

8 months

@punishedpope @JustinWhang But what would she look like if she was black or chinese

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

8 months

@reactiontorrent @RealJamesWoods Imagine explaining lenses to James Woods??

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

9 months

@Troviary How do you know he isn't enjoying this?

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

9 months

@ladyparasitic LMAO WHAT????

vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

10 months

Me and the gang.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

@Unexplained

vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

Doing this every day until I can withstand the pressure of a submarine implosion

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vlad jerkov

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9 months

@JustinWhang What?!

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

8 months

@kcalbug Spider could eat those ticks at least 🙄

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

10 months

Me and the gang.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 months

@qvxstu

vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 months

Bouba / Kiki

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

6 months

I like mine better.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

7 months

@bengrossbg @ellienotnora How did this make you feel?

That Nude Portrait of Donald Trump Is Now Free For All to Use

Do with this information what you will, America.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 years

The best way for a woman to avoid being a victim of AI-generated porn is to have a weird fucked up little body that no machine could emulate.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

@TianChi46492049 @SINKPlSSER @GyopoSeraph @miyu_yamazato >Asian >photo taken in Sydney Checks out.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

@KYWeatherLab @JimWKYT @Kentuckyweather Hi, trashcan expert here. This is actually normal behavior and part of their seasonal migration

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 years

@pokimanelol

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 years

I have an archive of pictures of dead dogs so that when someone posts a "lost dog" message in the local Facebook group I can respond with the closest looking picture.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

@TG22110 Hmmm?

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

3 months

@AbyBhaiii @mkultravampire Only if it's funny 🙄

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 years

26 is the new 21.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 years

Advice for girls: Take a whole bunch of nudes and smutty videos now. Even if you're in a relationship. Keep them safe. In 20 years time when you no longer care/look like that, you can still put up an onlyfans and make some $$. This is called a 'long term strategic investment'

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

@clubmoss_ no problem.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

8 months

@chetthomas96 @Slatzism So which are you, balding or short?

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

Before and after turning 26.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

5 months

@JustinWhang It's STIIIIIIIING

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

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that time I found a mushroom growing on a set of 'post mortem slides' in the flooded basement of an abandoned hospital

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

kid's weren't his 😭😭

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

19 days

@Palomafaith Who are you?

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

9 months

@OzraeliAvi Dual loyalty is unaustralian.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

imagine dying in the mega-whippet.

Creepy.org

@creepydotorg

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Assisted suicide pod approved for use in Switzerland. At the push of a button, the pod becomes filled with nitrogen gas, which rapidly lowers oxygen levels, causing its user to die.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

8 months

@realRick_AUS They're fucking me for 45c on the dollar, what's even the point.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

why do boys play video games while girls are around? you wouldn't play with dolls in front of her. your video game is basically just a doll. what's that, you can change his accessories? that's cute. she's looking at you with disdain.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

8 months

@TateTheTalisman yeah until you stand on one.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

8 months

@chetthomas96 @Slatzism Which hypocrisy?

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

6 months

@F1sT no, this is podracing.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

6 months

@9mm_smg In a similar vein, whenever I see an "all gender" bathroom, I make sure to piss all over the seat.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

7 months

Her fucking vape just received a notification

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

@billybrizzle420 I use an old school volcano and this would go just fine.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

5 months

@dogfightin2 real tear jerker

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

@luxurexic Can you log into her PayPal and send me my money back?

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vlad jerkov

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@JustinWhang

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

15 days

yo @unicornandmemes I'm trying to send egirls some unicorns in exchange for feet pics - did you remove the 'send' feature?

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

10 months

@JINKIESBTCH @teethofangels not answering this

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

3 months

calling her belly button her "tummy cunt"

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

I had to get the screenshot from ifunny because I forgot to take one.

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

10 months

HEARTWARMING: 40 year old man DM's egirl in fluent zoomer.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

9 months

update

vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

9 months

Doc wearers know the importance of this day.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

why are they like this lmao

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

8 months

@9mm_smg looks like a bunch of racist white folks beating a black man to me

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

his / hers

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 years

manic pickme dream girl

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

3 months

@mkultravampire pass

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vlad jerkov

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@JackSlackMMA

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

Honestly I think there should just be one bin and then we use prison labor to sort it out.

𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖘

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1 year

Is victoria trying to collect the infinity bins?

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

3 months

so many men have never felt what Real Love feels like.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

7 months

@s4m31p4n @curablefury He was positive actually

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 years

If you're ever bored you should try retweeting.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

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kate

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You can measure how much a woman likes you by how sleepy she gets while you’re together

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 years

@drkerrynphelps Why is it mentioned that she had covid but not that she had the covid vaccine?

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

8 months

No one knows you're 5'7" in the replies.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

You got adhd lmao you ain't accomplishing shit.

walker, texas ranger

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when i become dictator i have so many wondrous horrific plans for people like you

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

is she pretty or does she just have winged eyeliner?

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@Atmosph3rik

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

@Howlingmutant0 It could be worse.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

Anything you say can and will be used as content

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 years

The tweet view count must be what a stripper feels when she dances but no one tips.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

11 months

@DanielAndrewsMP so sorry to hear about your heart condition. all the best in your recovery

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

1 year

Idk who this is but she lasted 3 minutes.

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vlad jerkov

@vIad_jerkov

2 years

@biggest_victim @basedspinach Proof?

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