I have an archive of pictures of dead dogs so that when someone posts a "lost dog" message in the local Facebook group I can respond with the closest looking picture.
Advice for girls: Take a whole bunch of nudes and smutty videos now. Even if you're in a relationship. Keep them safe.
In 20 years time when you no longer care/look like that, you can still put up an onlyfans and make some $$.
This is called a 'long term strategic investment'
Assisted suicide pod approved for use in Switzerland. At the push of a button, the pod becomes filled with nitrogen gas, which rapidly lowers oxygen levels, causing its user to die.
why do boys play video games while girls are around?
you wouldn't play with dolls in front of her. your video game is basically just a doll.
what's that, you can change his accessories? that's cute.
she's looking at you with disdain.