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22. cubana. pancaribeña. 🇨🇺🤍🇵🇸

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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
“im jewish and im scared-“ you live in new york…scared of who?? the puerto ricans??
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
how are u a man over 25 and not looking for anything serious? in a year you’ll be fat and bad. its about to get real fucking serious papi
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
3 years
did 9/11 happen in the wonderland system?
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
french tips? what advice could the french possibly give me
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
even the lord rested…
@BancoHavinIt
east side pop star
2 years
Personally I don’t understand the difference between splitting bills and one person pay the rent and the other pays groceries and utilities. It equals out does it not?
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
7 months
dont ask me no stupid fucking questions
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@genzalternative
haņņah ♿️✨
7 months
i like how muslims claimed cats and jews have claimed dogs. nothing for christians.
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
6 months
situationship so traumatic u gotta start hating the whole ethnic group
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
ive seen the greatest minds of my generation destroyed by a 3 month long situationship
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
@cumcummies personally i would be a thursday kind if girl
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
you expected the country with the nazi problem to do WHAT?
@INDIEWASHERE
indie 🇵🇸
1 year
Ukraine standing with Israel like ?????literally reaching levels of cognitive dissonance never known to men before
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@v1rtualmanda
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1 year
@yams_eater i knew who was # 1 before even looking at the list
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
11 months
the day yall stop being the bigger person and start punching back and concealed carrying… will be a beautiful day
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
hello kitty says “oye policía pinga”
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
5 months
🩵
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
7 months
@ninaservingcunt they dont make cuban men like this no more
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
11 months
me at a job interview when they ask me if i have reliable transportation
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
7 months
my cuban grandma and i we get REAL pro hamas
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
you can tell when im happy cause my tweets SUCK
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
3 years
mask mandate? …no thanks i like femmes
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
cuban tip. if ur a man, dont EVER drink coffee from a woman that isn’t ur mother or ur wife.
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
4 months
@bastermamano hes just lebanese
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 months
🌺🍸
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
4 months
saying “okayyy mama serving off duty Annabelle realness” every time i walk past my grandmas creepy doll so she takes a particular liking to me and doesnt haunt me
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
all caribbean and arab men know how to do is love that mercedes, be dl, and cheat
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
how fake revolutionaries look when a real revolution is taking place
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
8 months
yeah man i get it. u love latinas. but u need to file ur taxes
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
3 years
i am no better than a man. im actually worse
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
enjoy my tweets while u can cause one day i might block u
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
11 months
cuban women have never not showed me sisterhood and genuine love. no matter their age. i love that. cuban women are so strong and positive and smart and full of words of affirmation and silly witty comments. i would kill for yall.
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
5 months
dating younger men is a prison
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
dick from a guy that calls it “your cubanism”
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
romeo and juliet were right. sometimes u just gotta kill yourself over a miscommunication idk
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
“but you blocked me” and cuba has been blocked for over 60 years. find a fucking way
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@v1rtualmanda
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1 year
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
im gonna be 30, married, with kids and still fighting with my arab situationship
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
ur cool asf man i dont understand why ur dad left
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
9 months
flexing on this damn baby. her jewelry stack wack.
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
spanish speakers how lucky are we “te quiero” exists like
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
threesomes shouldnt just be for sex. i wanna join yalls arguments
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
@kimbombos we have three accents in cuba and that was NOT one of them wrjejfjd
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
u can fuck my liberal hoes, but u getting shot over my communist bitch
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@v1rtualmanda
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2 years
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
3 years
they used to bully me for being cuban, russian and chinese. they called me communism cubed
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
this is me. if u even care
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
jokes aside yall gotta stop taking twitter so seriously. that blood pressure is gonna kill yall
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
4 months
arguing with a stranger on the internet and they start replying quick. like omg what are we
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
3 years
objection your honor my client did NOT do it for the vine, i want the record to show that he said to the defendant “i aint gon do it” SEVERAL times
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
just met a cuban man named jetski… hate yall so bad omfg
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
you know you said some dumb shit when you have d*******ns agreeing with you
@MisaelGuzman
Misael Guzmán 🇩🇴
1 year
Todos los dominicanos estamos con Israel🇩🇴🇮🇱. FIN DEL DISCURSO
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@v1rtualmanda
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8 months
its a calm lil fit 🇨🇺
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
“im not marrying outside my culture because how do i explain-” i am. i dont mind explaining. i have time.
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@v1rtualmanda
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8 months
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
“i hate pork” ok now replace pork with “cuban people”. not so funny now is it?
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
being a man is so easy. u stop speaking to ur family and mistreat ur parents and they blame ur wife
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
3 years
“groomer!!! he’s grooming you” girl no im a dilf chaser
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3 years
Crying
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
3 years
“dont romanticize cuba” okay. i’ll sexualize it then
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
if lying is wrong then why do i have so much fun when i do it
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
nothing tastes as good as unemployment feels
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
3 years
never smoking with white people again, i handed him the blunt and he wiggled his fingers and said, “oooh dont mind if i do”
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
i am rich i have a rich husband i am beautiful i am skinny i am gorgeous i wont have to work for much longer i am a pretty lucky girl
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
“y el novio pa cuando?” u do tax fraud to not lose ur food stamps…worry about that
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
when i like ur tweet that’s me kissing u on the mouth
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
idgaf if ur 4. if we vibe im letting u hit my wax pen
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
if we split the bill that wasn’t a date. we were just hanging out bestie
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
pretty privilege only exists if im benefiting. if im not then you’re all schizophrenic and it doesn’t exist
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
hate seeing my beautiful caribbean sisters cry over some piece of shit caribbean man. baby. an older russian or italian man would LOVE to be financially and emotionally abused by you
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
“snap?” oh no baby im a grown woman… with a job… yeah…
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
if u ever see my location say turkey or south korea… just know…
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yasmin
1 year
this is insane
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
11 months
tiktok making sure they only suggest you follow people that have traumatized you
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
3 months
not everyone can be brazilian. some of yall gotta be lying
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
going back to my small fishing village on the outskirts of pinar del rio cuba and explaining to some random grandparents what a femcel is
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
*kissing his shaved chest* please stop. for me handsome
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
“source?” my womanly intuition
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
10 months
every time i remember swans mate for life and when their partner dies they fly as high as they can and let themselves fall as an attempt to take their life
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
5 months
cuban parents are the worse at choosing godparents. why my godfather in prison and my godmother off the grid somewhere in russia doing sex work?
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
5 months
i know youre itching to break no contact bitch just text him
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
@yams_eater no matter the state. florida to new york to texas to cali. if there are a group of caribbeans. there IS a pig being roasted. like this is NOT new
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
3 months
arab and latina women fighting online brings me beyond distress. all this animosity over hairy dl men under 5’8 like cmon mami lets get serious
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
aauab (assigned arab uncle at birth)
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
true love is still alive
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
4 months
medium rare steak, fries, ceasar salad, ice cold coke and a cigarette to top it off USA USA USA 🦅🇺🇸
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
11 months
bad bunny takes himself so seriously now its so hard to watch. yall see how insufferable white pussy makes a man?
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
5 months
teens dont even loiter anymore… thats the problem with this country
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
singing along with bad bunny “ME GUSTAN BORICUAS ME GUSTAN CUBANAS!” and shutting tf up for all the other latin countries cause we not chill like that
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
ive killed a couple of yall with my mind
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
1 year
men under 5’8 be careful with these winds 🙏🏼
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
texting him “omg ur gonna hate me” the day of our wedding
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
feliz lunes
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
yumm my belly is full of misinformation. im so full from all the misinformation i just had
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
2 years
sex is so silly like you want me to put that in WHERE?!?
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
4 months
yall wake up everyday and try really hard to make normal situations weird
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
3 years
you’d do well in florida (threatening)
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@v1rtualmanda
manda
7 months
a girls eyebrow journey is more complex and filled with more mystery and intrigue than any film
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