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@uwcommentor

8 months

Moving into my new spot this weekend. Next order of business is a zip line directly into the hawks nest

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@uwcommentor

9 months

Fuck it. Grubb is our OC per me and Mike Macdonald (not confirmed but I’m assuming)

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@uwcommentor

9 months

Ryan Grubb just chugged a beer and screamed: WE’RE DRAFTING MICHAEL PENIX. I started crying.

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@uwcommentor

7 months

Your boy whose not a UW fan showing up to the tailgate after he gets a free ticket

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@uwcommentor

18 days

The jinx has been lifted

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@uwcommentor

9 months

Ryan Grubb is at Dino’s pub, I repeat RYAN GRUBB IS AT DINOS PUB

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9 months

In case Alabama Twitter finds me this is for you

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9 months

John Schneider is apparently livid that I posted my tweet so I deleted my pic with Macdonald lol

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@uwcommentor

9 months

Shoutout to whoever picked up our tab last night, was maybe the coolest part of the night.

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9 months

Please credit

Ian Rapoport

@RapSheet

9 months

Ryan Grubb is in Washington, meeting with #Seahawks brass right now.

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@uwcommentor

3 months

@BigGameBoomer @thepnwsportsfan Every Kraken game in their first 3 years has sold out, the Storm are top 4 in attendance every year, the sounders have the highest MLS attendance, UW has 70k fans a game, the Mariners draw well and the Seahawks sell out every game. Sounds bad!

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@uwcommentor

9 months

IM TRENDING FOLKS

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@uwcommentor

2 months

The national consensus seems to think the Seahawks are a bottom 10 team in the NFL and I’m not exactly sure what that’s based on other than the fact we have a new coaching staff? What am I missing

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8 months

My 15 min of fame are hopefully over, but I want to thank everyone for their follows, DM’s, mentions, etc. A few months ago I went through one of the most traumatic experiences imaginable, & last Friday unexpectedly turned into an awesome moment that I needed. Go Dawgs/Hawks

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@uwcommentor

9 months

I AM THE SOURCE

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@uwcommentor

9 months

Not technically, I just took a pic. Pretty fun and unexpected night. Thanks to those who followed. I don’t tweet much, but Oregon sucks and Phil Knight looks like he smells like cat piss

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@uwcommentor

7 months

Just hanging with my good friend Rome Odunze

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@uwcommentor

9 months

Thank you, Softy. I’m available for a guest appearance anytime.

Dave “Softy” Mahler

@Softykjr

9 months

Atta boy @uwcommentor

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8 months

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Seattle Seahawks

@Seahawks

8 months

Staying in the PNW. We've named Ryan Grubb as our Offensive Coordinator.

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@uwcommentor

2 months

Ready to roll on Sunday

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@uwcommentor

11 months

Two years ago we had the worst season imaginable, and then hired a coach from Fresno State and brought in an injured QB from Indiana. It turned into a coach of the year and a heisman finalist and we are in the playoff lol. Pretty sick.

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@uwcommentor

6 months

I wanna know who the doctor was at UW who said Latu couldn’t play anymore

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@uwcommentor

9 months

I made this up

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9 months

Bob Condotta

@bcondotta

9 months

And yeah, here's where the news first began to break Friday:

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@uwcommentor

6 months

“it’s an EKG that will tell you everything you need to know about me” 🐐

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@uwcommentor

3 months

Just met my neighbor Andres Munoz in the elevator. Lives in my building and I never knew.

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9 months

Yeah those kids are probably devastated considering the 3-week impact he had on their lives. Good tweet Jim.

Jim Moore

@cougsgo

9 months

Dot dot dot…unless I get a better offer from the NFL in Seattle. Never mind what I said to you kids about staying at Alabama and not entering the transfer portal while I enter the transfer portal my own darn self. #GoCougs

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@uwcommentor

6 months

That trash ass Penix dude is the #8 pick in the NFL draft

Jim Moore

@cougsgo

2 years

@JordanReffett Not a nervous laugh. If Penix starts, you guys will be trash. Same with Huard. Morris, maybe not so much. Just one Coug’s opinion.

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@uwcommentor

9 months

A bit blurry but that’s them everyone can fuck off about the pic now

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@uwcommentor

3 months

The map is very detailed for UW: Rainier, boats, seaplane, space needle, cherry blossoms, stadium. Oregon: here’s our stadium and a couple buildings we have. And here’s the duck.

Big Ten Conference

@bigten

3 months

We know you’ve been waiting for this one… “Maps” is here and it’s beautiful. #B1GWelcome

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@uwcommentor

10 months

The whole “I know UW is 13-0 but will they be any good next season?” crowd is insane. We got a damn PLAYOFF game in a week, I could give two shits about next season right now lol

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@uwcommentor

2 months

Your team just scored 3 points against the Steve Belichick Washington defense

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@uwcommentor

5 months

If you were worried about this game not being realistic, worry no more. Even got Ducks faking injuries for photo shoots. Incredible attention to detail by EA.

Adam Rittenberg

@ESPNRittenberg

5 months

The EA Sports NCAA 25 cover shoot also included actors wearing uniforms for Notre Dame, Georgia, Alabama, USC, Ohio State, Florida and Oregon. The Duck got to be the injured player in the game.

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10 months

ESPN just said the UW offensive line has had some issues this year when previewing the sugar bowl lol

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@uwcommentor

9 months

Macdonald and Grubb are at a table with John Schneider

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@uwcommentor

9 months

Ryan Grubb is at Dino’s pub, I repeat RYAN GRUBB IS AT DINOS PUB

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9 months

I had to turn notifications off. Goodnight.

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@uwcommentor

5 months

The Sonics curse lives on, and it’s very, very real. Durant, Harden, Westbrook and the #1 seed in the western conference doesn’t mean shit. You hillbillies will never win until there’s a team back in Seattle.

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@uwcommentor

9 months

How the turns have tabled @KalenDeBoer

Tom Pelissero

@TomPelissero

9 months

The #Seahawks have finalized the hire of Scott Huff as their offensive line coach, per source. Huff worked for new Seattle OC Ryan Grubb at Washington (and, very briefly, Alabama) and now follows him to the NFL.

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9 months

👀

Seattle Seahawks

@Seahawks

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4 months

Kraken have signed the #3 and #9 ranked available free agents so far. Probably overpaid a bit for both, but nice to see some aggressive spending by a team in this city…

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6 months

Would be a bit surprised if Westover doesn’t find a spot on the 53-man. Bellore is gone, and Westy perfectly fills that special teams/H-back type role. Hawks also not super deep at the TE spot.

Tom Pelissero

@TomPelissero

6 months

Former Washington TE Jack Westover is signing with his hometown #Seahawks , per source.

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@uwcommentor

26 days

Any fire Jedd talk is ridiculous. I’m not team Jedd, but you can’t burn through 2 coaches in 2 years in modern day cfb and expect to strike gold. Retaining/getting talent would become harder and you’re more likely to set yourself back 5 years than find any immediate success.

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@uwcommentor

10 months

Some serious loser activity on the TL today. UW football has never been bigger than it is now.

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@uwcommentor

3 years

@untchbl69 @BrandiKruse @Q13FOX Ever shown your ID at a bar? Seems like the same concept

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@uwcommentor

5 years

The broadcast quickly went from “How great are the 49ers” to “Jimmy G is without Kittle and Sanders” REAL QUICK.

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@uwcommentor

4 months

The M’s have many problems but there’s no way Ty France should be your every day 1B post deadline

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@uwcommentor

9 months

ASSAULT

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

9 months

Seahawks are hiring former Washington offensive coordinator Ryan Grubb, who recently accepted the same position at Alabama, per me and @PeteThamel . Seahawks have filled their OC hole.

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@uwcommentor

1 year

The new LED lights at Husky Stadium look insane. My drunken mind won’t be able to process the first time everything around me turns purple.

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@uwcommentor

3 months

Sorry I couldn’t watch the M’s tonight. I’m addicted to recruiting fictional high school football players.

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4 months

I have a take: The Mariners are probably better off struggling and showing their faults rather than maintaining a large division lead and hiding the obvious deficiencies. It should become even more obvious to ownership/FO to take action at the deadline, or even earlier. Go do it.

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The last time Michigan played at UW…Omare Lowe blocked a kick, Roc Alexander took it to the house, and then 2 plays later Lowe had a pick 6. Electric.

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13 days

If we were allowed to criticize Geno without being attacked I would say something, but I’m not.

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5 months

Woo’s dad is a legend. Move 4 seats over from your wife and lock in with a tall boy and a bag of seeds. Baseball guy

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9 months

@originalslik Me at Dino’s

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@uwcommentor

3 months

Finding out in August that you literally won the natty last year is a huge shift in the offseason natty race and I don’t think you can overcome that

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1 year

@BigGameBoomer Adoption

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1 year

Do I break out this fit again for Saturday?

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8 months

Can I just pay to go to this thing or do I need to coach football somewhere?

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1 year

@BigGameBoomer I’m not sure if you’ve ever seen a girl naked

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9 months

Hello

Bob Condotta

@bcondotta

9 months

A source has confirmed that the Seahawks are expected to hire Ryan Grubb as their new offensive coordinator. Could be announced as soon as tomorrow.

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6 months

Wow, pic from warm ups tonight looks like it’s 60/40 ducks

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@uwcommentor

9 months

Doesn’t really bother me to see players in the portal, etc. Most of the attention to that is coming from other fanbases, but they forgot one thing. We just went 14-1, played in the natty, and we’re Washington. You’re not.

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@uwcommentor

8 months

Yeah well they can go fuck themselves lol

Bowman Collector

@b0wman_chris

8 months

@uwcommentor 710 Seattle was just roasting you (not by name) and everyone else that took pics at Dinos in their afternoon segment today. I'm not sure which own of then said it. They referred to it as "loser activity" and invasion of privacy.

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@uwcommentor

2 months

I will take the high road and NOT say anything about Oregon. They’re working through some things and when you match up against an opponent like the *checks notes* Idaho Vandals, sometimes these things happen. They will still be very good.

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@uwcommentor

8 months

All in good fun. Bob is the 🐐 and works his ass off.

Mitch Levy

@Mitch_Seattle

8 months

Adam Schefter didn't break the Ryan Grubb story. Nor did Ian Rapoport. Bellevue resident Kyle Baldwin did. At Dino's. On Friday afternoon. Right place, right time. Bob Scoffin' Condotta.🤣 You gotta hear the interview. He's fantastic:

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1 month

It was obviously lost in the result Saturday, but Grady Gross is probably the best kicker we’ve had since who? Bummer we had to settle for 3 of them, but the kid is now 10-11 in his career from 40+

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6 months

Bo Nix check downs will actually travel an extra few yards at altitude. Good pick.

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6 months

The Mariners strikeout issue is very clearly a philosophical/coaching issue at this point, and I don’t think I can be convinced otherwise.

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6 months

Wow, I guess #flocktothedock is legit. Buddy just sent this to me from right outside the stadium. Give them credit for starting early and setting the tone.

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9 months

And Mike Macdonald

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7 months

I am devastated about losing our AD who was here for 13 minutes and couldn’t sign our football coach who took us to the natty. Where do we go from here

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2 years

@BarstoolBigCat My 9 month old son is an aspiring athletic trainer and he’s at a loss for words. How do I explain this?

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9 months

@Jack_C_Ely Get your ass down here and take a clear photo pussy

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9 months

Please credit

Matt Zenitz

@mzenitz

9 months

The Seattle Seahawks are expected to hire Alabama’s Ryan Grubb as their offensive coordinator, sources tell @247Sports . A return to Washington for Grubb, who was the leader of the University of Washington’s high-powered offenses the last two years.

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I met a guy in the pen tonight from Alaska and we became friends and he gave me a ticket to join him in the diamond club for tomorrow’s game. The run I’m on is unmatched.

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@uwcommentor

8 months

Weirdo

Jim Moore

@cougsgo

8 months

Ryan Grubb expected to address the media today at 11:30 at the VMAC. Will he start by saying “I’m your new offensive coordinator” and take another job somewhere else tomorrow? Tune in to the Seahawks’ YouTube channel to find out! #GoCougs

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8 months

We’re celebrating at Dino’s tonight

Jon Rothstein

@JonRothstein

8 months

Source: Washington has parted ways with Mike Hopkins.

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2 years

@BarstoolBigCat @kirkgoldsberry After chasing Steph for a possession

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3 months

Ask for his thoughts on Ryan Grubb ditching him to basically hang out with me at Dino’s.

Dave “Softy” Mahler

@Softykjr

3 months

Heads up: @KalenDeBoer will join us at 5:20 tonight on 93.3 KJR FM. First on air interview since he left UW for Alabama

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6 months

Enemy of the state

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3 months

The chances are slim, but now might be a good time to fire Scott Servais. Bryce Miller’s comment last night that “nobody is having any fun” is extremely telling. You also just waived a clubhouse staple and the vibes are as low as possible for a team essentially tied for 1st.

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@uwcommentor

8 months

I did end up pissing btw. Just took a sec

Mitch Levy

@Mitch_Seattle

8 months

His name is Kyle Baldwin @uwcommentor . He is a Cutter & Buck employee. But on Friday - He's at center of the #Seahawks world. Dino's Pub. His pic broke the Ryan Grubb story. The 15 min interview on Mitch Unfiltered Ep 275 is a MUST listen. Here's link:

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3 months

That natty is OURS

Ohio’s Tate

@BarstoolTate

3 months

ESPN obtained the Notice of Allegations being sent to Michigan: - 5 coaches committed Lvl 1 violations, including Harbaugh - Sherrone deleted 52 texts with Stalions the day the report came out - Stalions WAS on CMU sideline - Illegally scouted 58x in 3yrs Vacate EVERYTHING.

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2 months

If Sydney Sweeney met me, we would be dating.

H𝐎mer

@OregonHomer

2 months

Oregon would have beaten Michigan last year

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5 months

Bo Nix first potential pro start being in Seattle makes me want to stand up right now and scream like it’s 3rd down

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Have faith hawks fans, my sources told me we’re signing some guys 👀. No specifics, we’re just bound to sign people eventually.

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26 days

Kalen has way more talent than he’d ever have here. Wish we still had him, but fun to watch him succeed.

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5 months

Heard from someone today that John Schneider referred to me as “some asshole” at dinos. Seems a bit harsh since he’s never met me. If I’m able to meet him someday he’d realize that I actually am indeed an asshole.

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@uwcommentor

8 months

“You ever seen Lumen empty from 12 floors up?”

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10 months

I was in Ann Arbor in 2021 and remember how depressing it was to witness that game. If someone told me that two years later we’d be playing them in the natty I’d ask that person to seek professional help, but here we are.

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@uwcommentor

1 month

I forgot how exhausting it was to hit both a UW game and Hawks game in the same weekend

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8 months

Not usually an NFL combine guy, but I can’t wait to watch Penix throw tomorrow

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