🚨I gots news y’all!! 🚨
I have officially accepted a threat research position with FireEye!!
I’ll be relocating to the NoVA/DC area at the beginning of the year!
BEST part is I’ll finally live in town with my boo and wifey,
@SystemRogue
and
@ar4v3n
☺️💕😁
If you are a manager and aren’t having regular 1:1 meetings with your direct subordinates, please start.
I constantly second guessing my worth and whether I’m doing enough (most of this is PTSD from some law enforcement supervisors). Every month when I meet with my boss, 1/3
I love seeing everyone’s set ups. I love the pretty colors and slick designs of your monitors, you’re standing desks, and all the cool back lit things.
Meanwhile, I’m over here fancy like Applebees with my cheap monitors and upcycled desk. Show me your less than bougie setups!
Dude y’all. Me saying I think Toddlers are assholes got so many panties in a wad that now I have DMs over it. It was A FUCKING JOKE. Don’t show up in my DMs trying to save me. Bubbs and I are doing quite fine. He’s loved, he’s cared for, and he doesn’t need you to “teach”
Dear infosecers. Meet
@MetasploitKim
she is new here and just getting into infosec.
Please welcome her warmly like y’all are known to do 😘
(🥃cheers for all new followers, 🥃for those who say “hi!”😉)
Welp, found out this morning that I was laid off from G. So I’m looking. Remote or in the Boston/Southern NH area.
I have experience in vulnerability research, incident response and for the last 2years I’ve been focused on cloud vulns/pentesting type stuff for aws GCP & azure
Some many years back, my best guy friend committed suicide. I never told him how much he meant to me. So now, I tell everyone I love that I love them. No matter their gender. I usually explain because I don’t want anyone weirded out or think I’m hitting on them.
Takeaway:
Y’all. I did my last assignment EVER for my Master’s in Digital Forensic’s today. I will graduate after the longest few years of my life.
While I’ve been full time in Grad School I...got pregnant, had a baby, went through the end of a marriage, 1/2
Dear infosec:
I know we out a lot of pressure on ourselves to always be learning more. But please realize that too much can contribute to burnout. Take a few days and do something 💯 for yourself, trust this stressed out momma. We need time for us
I had lost about 50 followers after my tweet that I think religion was the downfall of humanity.
Spend some years being shamed, called names, and treated like shit from the nuns at catholic school before you judge who has turned away from religion.
I have So. Many. Thoughts. 🧵
Please my newer friends in infosec, do NOT get infosec Twitter and infosec confused. They are NOT the same, and the people who are grinding away working because they can’t get the time to go to cons, don’t care about keeping a Twitter page bcause 1/
"Never meet your heroes" they say.
Its heartbreaking when I hear stories of people in
#infosec
learning this lesson first hand.
It's absolutely gut wrenching when I find out that big name person who treated them like trash is someone I consider a friend.
Very sad tonight.
Y’all!!!! Today my kiddo not only asked for, but ATE an entire plate of spaghetti!!! He hasn’t done this since his food regressions began. This is HUGE!!
I made sauce from scratch not really believing he would eat any! I’m so beyond thrilled to feed my son something I made 🥹🥳
Hey you. Thanks for being here with me.
When I joined Twitter, it was because my boss at the time told me it was great for Intel.
I got bored and started just shouting to the world my feelings as I was going through a hard time in life and had no followers lol. What happened
I’m currently graduating virtually. Not gonna lie, it’s kinda fun sitting on my couch comfy with a beer reflecting on the accomplishment.
#KnightNation
#UCF
For the love of whiskey, people...put a damn bio in your account. So I can make an educated decision to follow your particular brand of shit show back...
I’m crazy excited to announce that I’ll be a keynote presenter presenting (a DEMO) about FIN11 and security validation with at the FireEye Cyber Summit 2020 | FireEye come join me!
I finally got back in the gym a few months ago after having my son and some medical things...today I deadlifted 205 (5 reps)...got the blisters to prove it! 😁 🏋🏼♀️
I’m a single mom who just moved to a new city where she knows 2 people...I have an almost 2year old who likes to wander around and get mad sometimes for no reason. He’s my absolute world. But I’m the only one here taking care of him. It’s hard. Sometimes I tweet because 1/3
Fucking Twitter...I saw a tweet that someone passed their A+ and was heading to the liquor store. Before I could like it and comment Twitter refreshed and I lost them forever...now I’m all “did you make it to the liquor store? What did you get? Most of all congrats and cheers!”🥃
I’ve arrested a lot of people during my time in law enforcement. Homicide suspects, sex crimes suspects, burglars, etc. My toddler continues to be the most gangster dude I’ve ever met.
When I was in law enforcement I was a detective and worked child death cases and child sex crimes, among others. I’ve seen far too many babies not make it to their next birthday. It causes me to have irrational fears w Bubbs. Tonight this drink is in memory of 2y/o Connor💙🌈
It’s a way for me to release the stress while still speaking sweetly to him while we figure out life together.
If you don’t have a sense of humor or the ability to shut the fuck up and not say anything helpful...you can fuck all the way off with that shit. 2/3
.
@DurhamSchoolSvc
is the bus company that is contracted by our school. They have misplaced my child, sent the wrong bus for him (middle schoolBus), straight out lied to me about why they were an hour and a half late, thankfully I have GPS on him. Today when a different bus 1/2
Can we start the hashtag
#InfosecGardening
? Where you show us your plants?? I love my vegetable garden. This is the second year I’ve had one and we’ve been producing a bunch of strawberries and just got our first cucumber blossom!
😑
I try to follow back as many interesting and tech people as I can. If your profile has nothing on it or seems off, I likely won’t follow back unless we interacted because…this.
Stop.
If your profile indicates tech/Infosec I’m prolly gonna follow you back. If your profile indicates infosec/tech AND whiskey, I’m gonna follow you back even harder. My people🥃
Fun fact:
I was a SVU detective in my fmr career. I investigated hundreds of sex allegations against children. However, I have never investigated a drag queen. I have investigated and arrested pastors, coaches, teachers, family friends and other groomers..but no drag queens 🧐
@0x26d
Ask for $120k. They aren’t going to drop you because you asked for too much. They will only offer you a lower amount at worst case scenario. Seriously. This is a tip to my younger self. ASK FOR MORE THAN YOU THINK YOU’RE WORTH. Then message me and let me
@know
how it goes!! GL!!!