Ushi @ush1c Twitter profile

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@ush1c

4 years

LMFAO 🤣🤣

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4 years

If at first you don’t succeed, run that shit as root.

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3 years

Women being harassed is not “infosec drama.”

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3 years

If you know what Netscape is…it’s probably time for your mid-morning Advil for the aches and pains.

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5 years

If you hold a bourbon in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face. 🥃🥃

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5 years

Alright y’all. I’m doing my first presentation since getting into Cyber Security and I’m a bit nervous. Send some positive energy please!

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5 years

🚨I gots news y’all!! 🚨 I have officially accepted a threat research position with FireEye!! I’ll be relocating to the NoVA/DC area at the beginning of the year! BEST part is I’ll finally live in town with my boo and wifey, @SystemRogue and @ar4v3n ☺️💕😁

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5 years

I’m cereal used to have toys in it years old

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3 years

If you are a manager and aren’t having regular 1:1 meetings with your direct subordinates, please start. I constantly second guessing my worth and whether I’m doing enough (most of this is PTSD from some law enforcement supervisors). Every month when I meet with my boss, 1/3

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@ush1c

3 years

I guess I work for Mandoogle now?

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3 years

Firefox tryna bring back my 132 open tabs in 4 different windows after a reboot.

Linux Handbook

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Me trying to manage all my containers on a single server 😎 Follow us for more #DevOps and #Linux fun and learning 🤘 🐧

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5 years

Holy fucking shit you guys. I interview McAfee for the podcast in TWO hours!!! #NervousAsFuck

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@ush1c

4 years

I like nano. Fight me.

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@ush1c

3 years

I love seeing everyone’s set ups. I love the pretty colors and slick designs of your monitors, you’re standing desks, and all the cool back lit things. Meanwhile, I’m over here fancy like Applebees with my cheap monitors and upcycled desk. Show me your less than bougie setups!

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5 years

Dude y’all. Me saying I think Toddlers are assholes got so many panties in a wad that now I have DMs over it. It was A FUCKING JOKE. Don’t show up in my DMs trying to save me. Bubbs and I are doing quite fine. He’s loved, he’s cared for, and he doesn’t need you to “teach”

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4 years

This came in today. I got emotional lol. #WeMadeIt @thomasyarger thanks for being my trusted companion through all this. #UCFBuilt

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@ush1c

5 years

Dear infosecers. Meet @MetasploitKim she is new here and just getting into infosec. Please welcome her warmly like y’all are known to do 😘 (🥃cheers for all new followers, 🥃for those who say “hi!”😉)

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8 months

Welp, found out this morning that I was laid off from G. So I’m looking. Remote or in the Boston/Southern NH area. I have experience in vulnerability research, incident response and for the last 2years I’ve been focused on cloud vulns/pentesting type stuff for aws GCP & azure

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5 years

Hear me out...a whiskey bar but with a puppy room.

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@ush1c

5 years

Bourbon and a spoonful of honey IS the same as cold medicine. Fight me.

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3 years

Some many years back, my best guy friend committed suicide. I never told him how much he meant to me. So now, I tell everyone I love that I love them. No matter their gender. I usually explain because I don’t want anyone weirded out or think I’m hitting on them. Takeaway:

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5 years

Dear reply guys: If she isn’t responding to any of your replies...she’s just not that into you.

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5 years

Y’all. I did my last assignment EVER for my Master’s in Digital Forensic’s today. I will graduate after the longest few years of my life. While I’ve been full time in Grad School I...got pregnant, had a baby, went through the end of a marriage, 1/2

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2 years

Dear infosec: I know we out a lot of pressure on ourselves to always be learning more. But please realize that too much can contribute to burnout. Take a few days and do something 💯 for yourself, trust this stressed out momma. We need time for us

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5 years

I deadlifted 300 today...no big deal 😁😁

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1 year

Tech is knowing just enough to google the right answer.

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2 years

I’m lucky. I found a man who decided to not only take on a kid that he didn’t make, but a special needs kid.

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4 years

I’m struggling. There. I said it. Hugs to everyone else struggling too.

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6 years

You fuckers are awesome...every.single.one. 💜 Except you...you know who you are.

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5 years

Ever meet someone and think...”yep...I’m keeping you.”

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5 years

Is con daycare a thing?? It needs to be for the single moms who wanna still go. I’d pay for this service.

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3 years

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, never decided between groceries or rent.

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4 years

Anyone??

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@ush1c

2 years

I had lost about 50 followers after my tweet that I think religion was the downfall of humanity. Spend some years being shamed, called names, and treated like shit from the nuns at catholic school before you judge who has turned away from religion.

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3 years

Sometimes you just gotta dual box it.

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@ush1c

5 years

I must be immune!! 🤣

A top German doctor recommends whiskey to protect against COVID-19 (he's joking...but still)

Updated: In keeping with Facebook's efforts to report fake news, we have updated this article to include the doctor's full statement. While the World

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2 years

I have So. Many. Thoughts. 🧵 Please my newer friends in infosec, do NOT get infosec Twitter and infosec confused. They are NOT the same, and the people who are grinding away working because they can’t get the time to go to cons, don’t care about keeping a Twitter page bcause 1/

👑 Alyssa Miller 🦄🛩️

@AlyssaM_InfoSec

2 years

"Never meet your heroes" they say. Its heartbreaking when I hear stories of people in #infosec learning this lesson first hand. It's absolutely gut wrenching when I find out that big name person who treated them like trash is someone I consider a friend. Very sad tonight.

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1 year

Y’all!!!! Today my kiddo not only asked for, but ATE an entire plate of spaghetti!!! He hasn’t done this since his food regressions began. This is HUGE!! I made sauce from scratch not really believing he would eat any! I’m so beyond thrilled to feed my son something I made 🥹🥳

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2 months

Hey you. Thanks for being here with me. When I joined Twitter, it was because my boss at the time told me it was great for Intel. I got bored and started just shouting to the world my feelings as I was going through a hard time in life and had no followers lol. What happened

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@ush1c

4 years

Happy Bday to me! Had a fun time with @hacktress09 at the Bowman Distillery today...picked up a few “presents” for myself! 🥳

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@ush1c

6 years

When does day drinking start? ~asking for a friend

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@ush1c

4 years

I will never not read this book to him when he brings it to me. We’ve read it 3 times this morning. #MisForMalware cc: @CurtBraz

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@ush1c

9 months

I have 3D printed goodies for future cons 😈 #2600

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@ush1c

5 years

My entire infosec career in a nutshell.

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@ush1c

3 years

Never in my life did I think I’d meet the love of my life on Twitter. But here we are, eating leftover pizza topped with bruschetta in our kitchen.

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@ush1c

4 years

I’m currently graduating virtually. Not gonna lie, it’s kinda fun sitting on my couch comfy with a beer reflecting on the accomplishment. #KnightNation #UCF

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@ush1c

5 years

For the love of whiskey, people...put a damn bio in your account. So I can make an educated decision to follow your particular brand of shit show back...

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@ush1c

3 years

I think a lot of us can relate to this right now. ❤️

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@ush1c

4 years

I’m crazy excited to announce that I’ll be a keynote presenter presenting (a DEMO) about FIN11 and security validation with at the FireEye Cyber Summit 2020 | FireEye come join me!

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5 years

I finally got back in the gym a few months ago after having my son and some medical things...today I deadlifted 205 (5 reps)...got the blisters to prove it! 😁 🏋🏼‍♀️

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5 years

If you’re a girl who hurts guys...fuck you. You’re part of the problem.

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5 years

1995: You hang out with people in chat rooms in the internet and are considered a nerd. Pandemic of 2020: My zoom or yours?

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5 years

I’m a single mom who just moved to a new city where she knows 2 people...I have an almost 2year old who likes to wander around and get mad sometimes for no reason. He’s my absolute world. But I’m the only one here taking care of him. It’s hard. Sometimes I tweet because 1/3

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3 years

This is what “me time” looks like when you have a toddler lol

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@ush1c

4 years

Fucking Twitter...I saw a tweet that someone passed their A+ and was heading to the liquor store. Before I could like it and comment Twitter refreshed and I lost them forever...now I’m all “did you make it to the liquor store? What did you get? Most of all congrats and cheers!”🥃

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5 years

Fucking genius.

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5 years

Toddlers are just teenie tiny assholes. Change my mind.

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5 years

Whatever works I suppose 😂

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@ush1c

3 years

Have we all come to grips with the fact that a charcuterie board is just a fancy way of saying you made homemade lunchables?

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@ush1c

3 years

Dear Wesley, Paul, Rosie, Karen, Daniel, Rhonda, and others…I deleted your phones info out of the rental car’s memory. #SecureAllTheThings

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3 years

I’m having a rough day. Please send cute pet pics or memes.

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3 years

I’m not a hacker.

Cyber Panda 🐼

@realcyberpanda

3 years

Are you a #hacker , prove it. Comment something only a hacker would say!

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3 months

Sometimes I 3d print practical things. This is not one of them

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@ush1c

5 years

I’ve arrested a lot of people during my time in law enforcement. Homicide suspects, sex crimes suspects, burglars, etc. My toddler continues to be the most gangster dude I’ve ever met.

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5 years

You gotta get them started young #infosec baby

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@ush1c

2 years

Y’all know that Twitter isn’t a replacement for *actual* security training…right??

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@ush1c

3 years

When I was in law enforcement I was a detective and worked child death cases and child sex crimes, among others. I’ve seen far too many babies not make it to their next birthday. It causes me to have irrational fears w Bubbs. Tonight this drink is in memory of 2y/o Connor💙🌈

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1 year

Idk where I’m taking this girl at defcon. But she is going out!

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@ush1c

8 months

Damnit I now need a wireshark…

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Got sent this by a friend. It's a WireShark @WiresharkNews

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4 years

TaaS - Toddler as a Service...anyone with children on the way need their house pentested by the best in the biz?? #BubbsForHire

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@ush1c

5 years

Probably an unpopular opinion...I want gender equality AND to only be hired because I’m the most qualified. I fucking rock...vagina or not 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@ush1c

4 years

Having bourbon with @TinkerSec while he’s in town!! Just as nice as everyone says 😁🥳

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@ush1c

2 years

Toxic and abusive work culture is just as damaging as domestic abuse and can be equally as difficult to leave and recover from.

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5 years

For the rest of y’all, Love ya! Whiskey for all you wonderful muhfuckers 🥃💁🏼‍♀️

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2 years

Old IT guys be like “back in my day we only had IPv1.2”

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3 years

Just found out my favorite Uncle passed away this morning from Covid. I hope the world makes sense soon. 😞

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4 years

In case you wondered what a happy Ushi looks like...🤓😍

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@ush1c

4 years

I just submitted my first CFP today. 🤓

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5 years

Holy shit you guys...I did a thing!

Ursula’s Story: Digital Forensics, Cybersecurity, And Whiskey!

We're back with another personal story from the tech industry! This week we talked to Ursula Cowen (@ush1c ), and Creator of the InfosecWhiskey ( @infosecwhiskey ) Podcast - a podcast for whiskey...

myhackertech.com

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6 months

Infosec freelance work…where does one start?

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3 years

Hey you. You’re enough.

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@ush1c

5 years

It’s a way for me to release the stress while still speaking sweetly to him while we figure out life together. If you don’t have a sense of humor or the ability to shut the fuck up and not say anything helpful...you can fuck all the way off with that shit. 2/3

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@ush1c

6 months

. @DurhamSchoolSvc is the bus company that is contracted by our school. They have misplaced my child, sent the wrong bus for him (middle schoolBus), straight out lied to me about why they were an hour and a half late, thankfully I have GPS on him. Today when a different bus 1/2

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@ush1c

4 years

I’m not naming names...but I realized after I brewed my coffee we were out of creamer...so here I am drinking black coffee like a serial killer.

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@ush1c

2 years

Can we start the hashtag #InfosecGardening ? Where you show us your plants?? I love my vegetable garden. This is the second year I’ve had one and we’ve been producing a bunch of strawberries and just got our first cucumber blossom!

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@ush1c

3 years

😑 I try to follow back as many interesting and tech people as I can. If your profile has nothing on it or seems off, I likely won’t follow back unless we interacted because…this. Stop.

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5 years

Bourbon

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3 years

Look who I got to meet tonight?!? @AccidentalCISO looks exactly as he does online!!

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5 years

It’s a “fuck it, bourbon” kinda night.

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@ush1c

4 years

You GUYS!!!! My CFP for BSides Boston was accepted!!

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@ush1c

4 years

It’s not a bug...

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@ush1c

5 years

WFH:Bubbs Edition - Day 1 My coworker dressed better than I did.

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5 years

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5 years

If your profile indicates tech/Infosec I’m prolly gonna follow you back. If your profile indicates infosec/tech AND whiskey, I’m gonna follow you back even harder. My people🥃

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@ush1c

3 years

Please send some good vibes for a stressful personal meeting I have at 11am.

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@ush1c

5 years

Got my @MyHackerTech swag in today! They have some cool gear if you’re in the market!

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4 years

This MFer 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@ush1c

1 year

Fun fact: I was a SVU detective in my fmr career. I investigated hundreds of sex allegations against children. However, I have never investigated a drag queen. I have investigated and arrested pastors, coaches, teachers, family friends and other groomers..but no drag queens 🧐

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5 years

@0x26d Ask for $120k. They aren’t going to drop you because you asked for too much. They will only offer you a lower amount at worst case scenario. Seriously. This is a tip to my younger self. ASK FOR MORE THAN YOU THINK YOU’RE WORTH. Then message me and let me @know how it goes!! GL!!!

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