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gustavo

@user0585123

6 months

dang shawty why are your clothes coming off im not done explaining the resident evil lore yet!!!

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gustavo

@user0585123

5 months

just saw a guy with an old sugar daddy bf when is it my turn to be happy

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

SHES NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE SHES LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO BE SEXY FOR PLOT REASONS ITS NOT ONLY POOR CHARACTER REDESIGN BUT ALSO A TOTAL MISCHARACTERISATION OF HER

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3 months

she's cute you're all MEAN

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gustavo

@user0585123

10 months

my sugar daddy spoils me too much 😊😊😊

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gustavo

@user0585123

7 months

when im shopping and see parents who r genuinely beaming at the sight of their kids, interacting w them so carefully and lovingly that my heart falls to pieces and i drop my pack of digestive biscuits in awe at the fact that a dad could have so much adoration for his daughter

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7 months

i love observing how moms, who are really happy to be moms, treat their children. like wow you lucky duckling, this woman loves you more than air. she’s been waiting for you. you’re everything to her. you’re going to have a great time on earth with her.

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gustavo

@user0585123

5 months

this is what i mean when i say there’s something about old graphics that makes retro survival horror games way scarier!! like yeah the gore is way more realistic nowadays but the uncanny, completely inhuman look of low poly enemies hits different

Resident Bio Evil

@Resident_bio

5 months

Two versions. One legendary moment. Which of the iconic "head-turning" zombies do you like more? The grotesque REmake version, or the uncanny OG RE1? I honestly think 1996' is creepier! But what about you? #REBHFun #ResidentEvil

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gustavo

@user0585123

5 months

sometimes i think about how they smooched after leon got covered in blood, ran around the rpd for 2hrs getting sweaty af, got shot up, got soaked in sewer water for 1hr + ada was sitting in a garbage dump for 1hr too. like they not only shared a kiss but also several diseases

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5 months

your lips, my lips, apocalypse

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gustavo

@user0585123

2 years

if british people have one million haters, i am one of them. if british people have one thousand haters, i am one of them. if british people have ten haters, i am one of them. if british people have one hater, it is me. and if british people have zero haters, i am dead.

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gustavo

@user0585123

6 months

day 6,890 without a sugar mommy… should i even go on?

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

words fail me at the sight of her majesty. truly, no comparisons will ever be capable of conveying the vast extent of Adas beauty. i can call her a work of art, say i see the moon & stars in her eyes, claim i need her more than the air i breathe, but no words will ever be enough.

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gustavo

@user0585123

2 years

@WikiOoc

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 years

no math only women

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

uni life be like after topping up my opal card for weekly travel expenses, i have about $3.50 to spend on lunch until next payday but at least i have 3hrs “free time” today which i will use to write this 2.5k word essay due tonight

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gustavo

@user0585123

6 months

i don’t understand this sentiment, i get so sad when plans r postponed because i’m always excited to see my friends and it’s disappointing when it doesn’t work out….

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

the story of how i achieved this is actually insane but we did it guys i’m the 3rd best subway surfer player in australia

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 years

@ManMilk2 my day be so fine. then boom.

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gustavo

@user0585123

2 years

me sitting behind a middle aged man on the train watching him type "sonic rule 34 r34 foot feet sonic the hedgehog sex download 4k 2022 hd free online" into an incognito tab

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

girls trip to the psych ward who wanna join (boys are allowed too if they are chill)

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gustavo

@user0585123

5 months

you are not “hungy” and “eepy” you are fucking 23 years old

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gustavo

@user0585123

2 years

me after twdg kills my favourite character for the seventh time

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gustavo

@user0585123

2 years

when i go on twitter to look at funny cat pictures and end up learning how to make crack instead

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gustavo

@user0585123

7 months

no but the original re4 never had yellow paint all over the boxes and barrels yet i easily found every last one of them , they were recognisable enough in each environment that i can guarantee u not a single player missed them, so y did they do all this in the rm?

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@Starts_With_S

7 months

Don’t make me tap the sign:

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gustavo

@user0585123

7 months

made me realise im not actually lazy and a sleepyhead i’m just constantly lethargic because of severe iron deficiency LMAO i’m gonna be a new person when im fixed

gustavo

@user0585123

7 months

i took an iron tablet for once and honestly it was life changing. i went to uni for 8hrs, did 8k+ steps, did all my readings for my class tmr and still had energy after i got home at 8… i feel like someone discovering caffeine for the first time tbh

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gustavo

@user0585123

2 years

the most sane and calm person at a sydney train station after 8pm

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gustavo

@user0585123

5 months

worst thing in the world is when u buy food that ends up tasting like shit because wdym i wasted an hours worth of pay on food that i had to force myself to eat 😞

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gustavo

@user0585123

6 months

the predicament of realising your closest and sometimes only friend is annoying and u dont like them

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gustavo

@user0585123

7 months

remember they do the exact opposite of “protecting and serving” and are only in their positions to abuse power and enforce laws designed to oppress us

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gustavo

@user0585123

7 months

i love eating mochi because the texture is like what i imagine a boob would feel like if i sunk my teeth into it

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gustavo

@user0585123

2 years

WYM WOSRT

the millennial quirk chungus archetype 🇺🇦🇵🇸

@ConceptHuman

2 years

2013 gotta be the worst billboard top ten of all time

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

i’m so tired

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

20 minutes of working on assignment 😴☹️☹️😒😒😒😴😞😞😞😞😞☹️ 12 hours of appreciating leon kennedy biceps 😊😍😍👍😁😁😁😁👍👍👍😁😁😍😍😍😊😊😊❤️❤️

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

i ate some indian food and it was very yummy but lets just say my toilet isn’t white anymore

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

fuck my stupid shitty life i’m gonna beg my ex to take me back so i can feel something even if its only humiliation

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

dont do this guys the interviewer asked what my biggest weakness was and i said “you ;)” and i got asked to leave

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gustavo

@user0585123

5 months

me to all my friends daily

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gustavo

@user0585123

9 months

HELL YEAH BROTHER and why is netanyapoo posting his own Ls LMAOOO

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gustavo

@user0585123

7 months

extremely monumental day for me

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

man this dude is so submissive and kinda bree

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gustavo

@user0585123

7 months

my house is cursed as fuck because why is the delightful smell of grilled cheese wafting through the air at goddamn 12am while everyones asleep. who’s ghost is cooking that shit and i get some

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

HOORAY! (yes i use twitter on the website don’t judge me)

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 years

fat shaming is absolutely vile and disgusting

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

who wanna get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 tonight

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gustavo

@user0585123

8 months

me begging people to buy me stuff vs me when someone actually spends money on me

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gustavo

@user0585123

2 years

me after two minutes of doing work

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

assignment due tonight but feeling too depressed to work 😝

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gustavo

@user0585123

6 months

one time a white guy said “mashallah sister” to me , completely out of the blue and i made this face 😟

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

whenever someone mentions that they were talking about me with someone else like why do you perceive me even while i'm not aware of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but also flattering that u think im important enough to discuss with others thanks i guess

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

i might change my name to gustava so people stop thinking im a man bur also i havw to commit to the bit

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gustavo

@user0585123

5 months

too many delusional valorant players in my notifs why do i always attract losers

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

happy pride month my dearest lovely twitter oomfs 😁

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 years

fellas i finished the essay despit emy parents yelling at me while i was trying to do it and the very short time frame i had to do it! hhuge W for me today

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

what the fuck was i on while tweeting this

gustavo

@user0585123

2 years

damn girl

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

@leonscologne hello?!! who’s post was i hating on 💀 mf i dont know u and u dont know me why tf r u coming at me for no reason. what’s it to u if i interpret a character dynamic differently to the way u do. chronically online much goddamn

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

girl mutuals= oomfies!!! ❤️❤️❤️😁😍😍😍 boy mutuals= oomfs.

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

"i'm sorry i was a coward" will never not reduce me to tears :( free palestine until palestine is free!!

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@lordeoceanic

3 months

happy pride month. don’t forget Palestinian lgbt+ people who are suffering under the occupation this month 🇵🇸

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 years

none of these words are in the bible

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gustavo

@user0585123

10 months

the sex appeal would be too much my uterus would implode

ARTPOP’s Revenge

@DeanGagaKennedy

10 months

Resident Evil Team up Carlos & Sheva

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gustavo

@user0585123

10 months

central station tunnel is so funny because you’ll get yelled at by a drunk homeless guy and then see the most drop dead gorgeous person ever all within the same minute and there’s always that one dude singing with his guitar to add background music to it all

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 years

me waiting in line in the school bathroom watching 4 identical looking white girls vape while i desperately hold in the piss thats been brewing in my bladder for 7 hours

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gustavo

@user0585123

7 months

this is so embarrassing i just cried because my cat loves me enough to follow me around all the time and shows that she enjoys my company more than anyone else in the world

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gustavo

@user0585123

5 months

i went too crazy at the gym because i was tryna take off my shirt in a rush and i accidentally ripped a hole in it with my huge arm muscles

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

maybe all i men i know have asthma or deviated septums

gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

why do boys breathe so goddamn loud

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gustavo

@user0585123

5 months

one time there was a huntsman spider on our aircon and my dad just causally got the vacuum and sucked it up

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gustavo

@user0585123

8 months

@j__l__t__f @AkanKwaku why are u bringing religion into this, this is about western imperialism

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gustavo

@user0585123

6 months

she should’ve been a cool milf on twitter instead of creating monsters in romania for 100 years

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 years

no one is a virgin we've all been fucked by capitalism and the education system

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

got called a “lady” instead of a “girl” at work today its so over for me i’m officially old

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gustavo

@user0585123

10 months

sydney!

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@jacksonhinklle

10 months

🚨🇵🇸 The WHOLE WORLD stands with PALESTINE!

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 years

@flux3on @Josecar63393958 @Redeyes02789579 @itisbeez get their ass

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gustavo

@user0585123

9 months

I LOVE YOU GUYS 😊😊😊😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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gustavo

@user0585123

5 months

i need to pick him up so gently and carry him around like he’s my princess

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5 months

he looks a little bit like a sad hamster but I like him

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gustavo

@user0585123

7 months

one time i convinced my mum that “medium rare chicken” was a thing she still gets mad at me for it

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

morning everyone

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

tried to take an adhd test but got distracted halfway through and forgot to finish it … i think that might be a sign

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

me when someone asks what job i can get with my degree

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gustavo

@user0585123

9 months

in all my years of collecting twitter moments this is by far the most twittery twitter moment that has ever been twote . they also proceeded to call cats “murderous psychopaths” after literally killing their cat for not being vegan💀💀💀

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

i woke up and my cat was snuggled next to me so i started singing to her and she immediately just got up 💀 girl💀💀 is my voice really that bad 😭😭😭

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

@aaangOCE definitely more being a woman is like if your life was a survival horror game

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

she looks like a funko pop and like she’s doing a shitty claire redfield cosplay with that fuckass leather jacket

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@UmbraMae

3 months

only screenshot i was able to make. and maria looks... stunning

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gustavo

@user0585123

5 months

is she 15?! 💀💀💀 act ur age woman

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@turnthenotison

5 months

I still can’t believe these are real song titles

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gustavo

@user0585123

5 months

LMAO

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

me after tweeting “me and who” everyday and never once getting an “us”

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gustavo

@user0585123

5 months

need her to kick me in the balls really hard

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@adaleonwong

5 months

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS OUTFITTTTT

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

oomf is a walking red flag

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gustavo

@user0585123

9 months

because tv shows were made with love, made with care and consideration for audiences, the content kids watch and social media apps kids use nowadays is made to keep them hooked and obsessed

Maggie Koerth

@maggiekb1

9 months

Has anyone presented data that might explain why tablet/phone use has been so detrimental to kids' mental health, reading skills, academic achievement ... and the hours of daily TV watching that was the norm pre internet was not?

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

shoutout to this brother for not letting the world end on my birthday 🙏

Africa Facts Zone

@AfricaFactsZone

4 months

Nigerian Pastor who predicted that the world will end on April 25, says God pardoned the world after he fasted for 21 days.

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

and u only reach out when u want something …

gustavo

@user0585123

5 months

why cant you just return half the enthusiasm i give u when u wanna give me a story time? why do you act like listening to me talk about smth that excites me is a chore? you’re my friend, shouldn’t you be happy for me?

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

and also get really clingy!

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@femmepilled

4 months

growing up emotionally neglected is so weird because the rest of your life you're constantly chasing after attention

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

@1108smoke i had to eat icecream to get the taste far far away from my mouth

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gustavo

@user0585123

6 months

does anyone know any funny pranks that aren’t tapping your friends shoulder and then appearing on the other side of them

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gustavo

@user0585123

2 years

me and who

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

i lost a follower might as well lose my life too while i’m at it

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gustavo

@user0585123

2 years

ART??? LMFAOOOOOOO

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gustavo

@user0585123

8 months

this is why i dont fucking use instagram anymore. i just saw this absolutely gorgeous beautiful stunning successful supermodel of a girl dating an absolute fucking rat of a piece of shit dumbass good for nothing prick dickhead wanker cunt i went to hs with. srsly fuck my life

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

shoutout oomfs who like my resident evil thirst tweets u r the realest 🙏❤️❤️❤️

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

just 45 mins left…. 45 mins……. i’ll survive…

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 years

i dont wipe my bootyhole cuz shit doesnt bother me 💯💯‼

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gustavo

@user0585123

4 months

oomf is DEFINITELY, NEVER going to feel the touch of a woman

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

oopsies 💀 someone help me gaslight him

gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

i’m mad at him again so i’m trying to steal his girl again but he’s starting to catch on 😭😭😭

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gustavo

@user0585123

3 months

THIS GUY WAS SENDING ME VIDS SHOWING OFF HIS RLY GOOD PC AND I WAS LIKE congrats u made it to the rob list, gimme ur address AND HE ACTUALLY SENT IT TO ME??!? 😭😭😭

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