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here to kill time and like controversial tweets and memes/living on borrowed time/ previously known as a cool duck

Joined September 2023
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"I was a mature girl and now I am a childish woman "
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@thechosenberg that's so sad, but pathetic, but really sad, i want to give her a hug
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@greentexts_bot why would the father want to hurt his son like this?
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@Iatinopercy and wonderland while we are on this subject
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@Im_goodthanks @DisgracedProp do you actually believe 3rd world countries accurately report their crime stats?
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@projectethos5 @lporiginalg ai can used to make revenge ai p*rn which is far more likely to affect women, genuinely asking here how can ai be more harmful towards men?
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@Slatzism i hate state sponsored human trafficking so much
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@GoodReddit everyone calling him gay never had a friend before
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@ashNpuff doomscrolling there
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@kendallhosseini alexander or bill skarsgård probably can do it
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@Mutant_Heretic @projectethos5 @lporiginalg while this is seem bad, i agree, is this more harmful than ai p*rn or fake nudes that can literally destroy women's lives?
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اي حد معدي باي كيو فرخة هيفهم أنه بيلوم حظه مش البنت، ربنا يباركلها و يعوضه خير
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حبيت أقولكم إن البنت الوحيدة اللي كنت بدأت أتعلق بيها و الكلام ده إتقدملها واحد مستقر في كل حاجة و خطوبتها بعد ٣ شهور🥰🥰❤️
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@cowboylikebey the misogyny of gay men needs to be studied and crushed
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@mothermoirae2d @derpo377 it is actually very delightful to watch
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@thechosenberg hot take but not every establishment should accommodate to everyone, some places will not be for everyone
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@notabignazi @Mutant_Heretic @projectethos5 @lporiginalg fake nudes and ai p*rn are more likely to affect women, a girl in high school k*lled herself over fake nudes, it's a googleable information. i am not saying men don't get affected when it comes to ai p*rn, but i don't think they are the most likely victims
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@KILLTOPARTY "can we skip the catholic part " you brought it up??
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@hollowearthterf if you're a mid looking dude, you need to be rich or have an awesome personality. the problem is that many men think women should have no standards whatsoever and if they did, they're evil
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@styledinred i so sorry but if your fav gets blcok by a voice memo lmao it's on them not taylor
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@EricPellinen @DiscussingFilm it's way better than tbbt if you ask me
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@GhostRMCF @CultureCrave they didn't take no from a famous millionaire superstar, imagine indeed what they will do with our data the peasants
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@aramnotagoat there's a reason why they're better than the rest of whatever ttpd is
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@cinnamongrol enough time have passed to admit that the anthology is better and she should've only released it
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@thechosenberg no, he's evil, he abandoned his child
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@Radfemfuture the don't deserve wives or families, they truly deserve to be alone
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@oi_mclissa someone called it little women for men is that true?
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@SGmymindandme @hankofjuly lily's oscar was supposed to be in the supporting category bfr
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@grewdillis so is red btw the original i know you were trouble and we are never getting back together are much better than tv
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@Troydeeogee @KILLTOPARTY that's a depressing thought
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@Slatzism wasting YEARS of her life is evil, he doesn't live in a 3rd country he could've come out easily and saved her the trouble, evil
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@mister_shroom @thechosenberg you're right, idk, i didn't check the username tbh
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@NoseAllThings @SGmymindandme @hankofjuly if you can't read or have poor comprehension skills, just say that
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@Vincent90734386 @Flyflyflyffly @leamaric @GlobeFarrah i don't think people k*ll themselves for attention, but maybe i am wrong? also her father is dead and apparently she was estranged from her mother and sisters so not that many people/family will be mourning her death anyway
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@Slatzism "There is no causal link between viewing child porn and abusing children " sir what?????
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@thechosenberg *give him a hug
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@lporiginalg " our most beautiful hand luggage " very normal wording and phrasing, nothing to see here
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just say you're a psycho bruh
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@smgiscoming @PopBase really the woman with a net worth of almost 800 million doesn't have a choice?
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@thechosenberg this marriage is already over, they just don't know it yet
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@gallavichisback nah, i want johanna's game
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@Vincent90734386 @Flyflyflyffly @leamaric @GlobeFarrah my point is she did it for herself not to gain attention points from her family or strangers like you or me
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@bloomthisway i haven't seen anyone give a shred of evidence to support this claim, absolutely fucking weird to lie about this
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i fear that the male loneliness epidemic needs to get so much worse
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@Slatzism just fucking adopt, holy shit. it's giving major vibes of i want brand new toys not used up ones
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@styledinred everyone, and yes that include artists, want success and money, nothing wrong with that
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@Saraabdullah790 عارفين انهم مقززين و محدش هيرضي بيهم الا لو الموت هو الحاجة الوحيدة الباقية ربنا ما يحكمهم علي ولايا ابدا يا رب
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@dyingscribe i know she means the show business but this is still funny af
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@lporiginalg a country that can't protect its women and children shouldn't be respected
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i think it's ok for people to love basic art
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that's so interesting your favourite poem is the two headed calf and your favourite painting is the fallen angel. do you use twitter by any chance
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@WomenPostingLs the dude took a massive L for cheating on his girlfriend
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@Iatinopercy thank you! i thought i was going deaf
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@Vincent90734386 @Flyflyflyffly @leamaric @GlobeFarrah ok what was her ulterior motive? genuinely asking
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@lporiginalg *I have a hyper fixation with cheating on my wife that has replaced my interest in cargo liners. * oh wow
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@kendallhosseini also nicholas hoult can do a good job
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@Italian347 the side who is for surrogacy is also afraid the handmaid's tale becoming a reality, the irony is so thick you can spread it on toast
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@hollowearthterf that's the same dude fr?
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@thechosenberg go find new friends, these people seem like they suck big time
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@MillezD @hollowearthterf fair, but many ugly men have unrealistic standards, idk why ugly women can have the same
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@saea_art @neonfrightz unused big bang theory character concepts
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i need a group of austrian psychologists to study swifties
@giftedswifted
𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) 🇵🇸
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My Roman Empire is thinking about how they were both sexualized and had their relationships scrutinized
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@Radfemfuture we don't want guys with poor self control, what's wrong with having standards?
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@MiddleearthMixr “Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.”
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@Italian347 i am not a catholic, but i think it's easy to see these attacks are more about attacking the catholic church than actually caring about the welfare of children
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getting a hit by a moving car and then a pack of wild dogs slowly tear every limp is safer
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@Italian347 i am so sorry for your lose, but it's important to remember that you gave her a great life where she was cared for and loved by you and i am sure she knew that
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@Radfemfuture you know what? i want her side of the story, what horrible thing he did that made her repulsed like that? i want her side cause i am sure as hell he's not telling the whole story
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@Radfemfuture some men don't deserve to have a wife and kids
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@ali_sivi it's a fun album, not the reincarnation of sylvia plath's work her fans made it to be
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@VVNKer @thechosenberg it's a private restaurant not a school or court, he can find another restaurant
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@yonce_superstar did beyonce invent baseball bats and marching bands?
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@KILLTOPARTY how dare you, amy adams is a 10 everywhere
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@thechosenberg i don't understand why the waiters can't be paid normally like europe so you don't need to tip
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@KILLTOPARTY the trans girl send her this and people in the comments are rightfully so calling her out
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@lporiginalg " We are Anunkim and Nephilim" is this good?
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@WomenPostingLs outstanding work really
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@Slatzism the funny thing is that they're not signing up for that job either. men who do this job are busy working and not trolling women online, at least that's my hope
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@Casey_Evans_ i believe if 30 rock was still around, it could have a serious shot at creating something close to this
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@thechosenberg not his wife, not his problem
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بالمناسبة الاهل اللي بتتساهل في القايمة و طلباتها مع العريس بيتقال عليهم بنتهم معيوبة و عايزين يخلصوا منها
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هما الجرابيع عارفين ال٥٠ طقم ملايات و٤٠٠ فوطة دايما بتبقى سمات جهاز الفئات الضعيفة ماديا عشان عارفين انها دي حاجة جوازها وان الجربوع مش هيشتري حاجة خالص لبعد ٣٠ سنة جواز فبيشيلوا عنه مش صح الي بيعملوه بس السبب الرئيسي وراه ان لو مجهزتش وشالت معاه حماتها وسلايفها بيعايروها
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@BritMartinez "That’s not fair to the marriage." she probably has postpartum depression so she's sick, this is for better or worse part, so what do you think is the solution here? genuinely asking btw
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@hayasaka_aryan apparently her father tom stenberg is danish, also "she has Greenlandic Inuit ancestry from her paternal grandmother"
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y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
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@BTW__ARTPOP @styledinred taylor truly lives in your heads rent free
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@Haya_Hatem حسب ما اعرف في امريكا هيكتب frozen dessert بدل ice cream لو مش بيستخدم لبن
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never let your wife stop you from finding the love of your life
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this is so funny remember when he thanked her and his wife in the same speech
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the "ethnic looking boyfriend " is literally italian btw
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so her white childhood sweetheart gonna save her from her violent vaguely ethnic looking boyfriend 😭😭
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@KILLTOPARTY you will get the next one bestie
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@Iatinopercy i said what i said
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@lyfeofguy for some reason i thought it would be popular in states like california not nebraska apparently?
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y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
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@hayasaka_aryan they "whitewashed" that male tibetan monk with tilda swinton which to me is still the funniest casting decision they ever did
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@thechosenberg are we pretending that nicki minaj and jennifer lopez don't exist?
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killing 20 million baby girl was the wrong move i see
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Checking in on how China's one child policy has aged.
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@controv_t @WomenPostingLs someone using 100% of their brain
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نفسيا معرفش اتفاءل او احلم اكتر من انه اليوم يعدي الصراحة، تحياتي لاي حد عنده امل في اي حاجة كبيرة
@Nidal4real
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بعد كل ليالي المذاكرة دول، امبارح كنت بحتفل بيها في أمستردام 🥰 احلموا بإسراف يا شباب، ربنا كريم أوي 😭
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@Slatzism just give me one reason why this hell hole shouldn't be nuked
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@PlutoRacing @e_truman1 never doubt your instincts
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