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@urmothersburner
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i’m not even going to heaven or hell bruh god just gon have me sit there n think about what i did
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@__erasmus @MadnessFc4 @mxhdd_6 he tryna understand it give em a moment
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@iccydeeee @ovocartier u jump someone like that and still lose u gotta ponder offing yourself
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@urmothersburner
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@MindHumongous @bzrnlmb @prettyboynavi honestly pretty glad that it ended the way it did and the writers didn't force more and more seasons like they usually do tbh
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@urmothersburner
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@GreenieOMW @CodeineFridge definitely fuck considering that's what i'd do to it 🀀🀀😏
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@urmothersburner
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"used to be beautiful" is crazy. this the typa girl wwii pilots woulda painted on the side of warplanes
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@urmothersburner
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@Alex31a3 @ItzThatBoiMike @sneerid facts the slightest breeze blow by and suddenly you gonna have to talk me down from the top of the brooklyn bridge πŸ’€
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@urmothersburner
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@hibsidnolic This what love of the game really looks like
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@J6ylend @sneerid damn that dude earns 1.13 dollars an hour bro is getting EXPLOITED 😭
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@urmothersburner
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@yeaitstrill @brndxix tautology but yeah exactly. pedo, groomer, racist, homophobe, transphobe, ugly, was fat, enabler, manipulator, abuser, cheater, guy who got kids doxxed, i mean the list goes on and on w that dude
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@OAlessior @iccydeeee @ovocartier definition of "fuck em we ball"
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@urmothersburner
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@autipulatious @ayedocc fucking teen titans go as well smh πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
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@MonkeyRat0 @h4ck3rm4 @CommentPeasant @sneerid and mfs were still like "it was their fault they shoulda been doing their job!!" like they wasn't just playing fuckin rock paper scissors 😭😭
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@urmothersburner
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@D297970657 @Clyde_Says_Yes @insultsrare nah it's a promo scheme i think. the girls pay him to comment on their tweets so that their tweets get recommended to his audience
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@urmothersburner
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@MonkeyRat0 @h4ck3rm4 @CommentPeasant @sneerid if benson just told mordecai & rigby WHY they couldn't touch the off-limit shit 99% of regular show wouldn't have happened πŸ’€
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@urmothersburner
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@Nikez_2k @ykkswb @kirawontmiss you getting cooked bro ngl
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@MocheCoffee1 @ladidaix @Bornakang you want the helmets to break because that means that the helmet is taking the force and dissipating it into the breaks, not your head and neck(mostly). the helmet that doesn't break transfers all the force down to your neck which will most likely cause it to break
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@urmothersburner
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@khewyd @yooomemphiss @tlop444 doing what he gotta do fr πŸ™πŸΎπŸ™πŸΎ
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@urmothersburner
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@SaintMbj @J6ylend @sneerid i'll give you a like and a reply but nothing else go get that bag though king πŸ‘‘
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@mammothgm @Drakenguard95 @xCalathra @armthedegens @that_kidkesean @dyingscribe it won't kill them instantly but will prevent them from feeling any pain instantly, hence the humane part
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@urmothersburner
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@scr1blez @luhblix they was rlly whoopin his ass that ep πŸ’€
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@skatie420 call me a slur
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@shieldchief @NoCapFights It was a month but 15 shots is more than enough to make up for the time gap imo
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@urmothersburner
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@terriblecontest @juan_largos porn managers. most girls in that industry are recruited at 13-15 it's a horrible fucking deal
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@urmothersburner
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@OvOBrezzzy he's having a panic attack here n THIS whatchu see bro seek help 😭
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@NoFcksGivennn0 @uroura @DJMamba_1984 @zenosmain @MIK3MCDANIEL the positive dna match to kobe found in her rape swab tests does tho
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@autipulatious @cornskiii bro finessed the system 😭
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@cfc_nk @cornskiii just aggressively blew air outta my nose on the toilet
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@urmothersburner
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the women in yo family as soon as they get the "great" title
@generalslug
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great aunt accidentally β€œcooked” a baby which resulted in it being braindead but living for 12 catatonic years in bed, great grandma had siamese cat for breeding called β€œmy leetle mahneymaker” that was chained to her porch until it allegedly hung itself β€” all hungarian obviously
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@urmothersburner
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@DeletedCornTwt @the_big_boy_123 @upblissed y'all focused on the wrong things
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@dodgers_0 @DoloSince02 @YallNight @kirawontmiss @jayden88365065 that shit was wiped clean of my mind till now because of you bro. i hope all of your rectangular blankets become square blankets so you'll always have a part of you that's cold but it can never be fixed
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@ManFelo74 @iccydeeee @ovocartier on god. running 1s will forever be more manly than jumping lmao i never understood why mfs would act tough after they jumped someone and like the other person was weak like bruh it's a 7v1 and all of you sneaked him he didn't have a chance 😭
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@urmothersburner
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@SaintMbj @J6ylend @sneerid hang on $2.50 an hour for a part time server job is a realistic paycheck????? bro do you need help??
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@baristabomb @yaoification add kakashi to the mix we good
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@jsteve2003 @Un1onIsHere @upblissed shitt shaq did it during yao's i wouldn't be surprised if lebron came out and said he finished that book or fought a dragon or something 😭😭
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@urmothersburner
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@SleptOnTobi412 @genzemperor @Correct4Lyfe @kirawontmiss damn that's true wtf ayo i'm in full support of the dodo resurrection.
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@YeetUKs @YousufLatif1 @MindHumongous @bzrnlmb @prettyboynavi i will die by this also lmao. just don't spongebob the shit and give us a totally randomass cash grab spinoff
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@urmothersburner
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if i see one more little bitchmade prick talk about covid vaccines in the damar hamlin situation i'm going to light something on fire
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@urmothersburner
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@isaiah40s @beebinton @IcyJaime found the mexican that says the n word
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@urmothersburner
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it's so funny how in that last slide you can tell she's thinking "god what a fuckin LOSER"
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Dawg…
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@urmothersburner
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@r4tv0miit @kansintern @c0deinecrzy @WeLoveYouZahir craziest thing is he got a crazy ratio right under this one ☠️
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@urmothersburner
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@powellruggedme @JrMoneyGetting LMAOOO they gotcho ass 😭
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@KmaFr_ @jettyburg @raptalksk this wasn't any gatekeeping shit i genuinely forgot her @ guys don't jump me anymore πŸ’€
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@urmothersburner
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@BrandanBurkhart @Indian_Bronson haven't heard the word normies since 2019 bra
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@urmothersburner
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@SleptOnTobi412 @genzemperor @Correct4Lyfe @kirawontmiss prolly gonna get ratio'd hard for this nerdy ass shit but whatever LMFAO i wanna know
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@urmothersburner
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@Zeak_Ninja @MocheCoffee1 @ladidaix @Bornakang exactly. crumple zones are the perfect example
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@urmothersburner
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@LocksmithDuude @30SecFights nah it was a 9000 iq play by the black dude; he was building up pressure in it by dropping it. rlly makes u realize how smart mfs can be
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@urmothersburner
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@ExoticTv_ @luhblix no way bro let the white man call his boy the nword TO HIS FACE like that and j laughed
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@urmothersburner
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@OvOBrezzzy @L7ndo that's still too many halves 😭
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@Nayeli4L @goosehater @TTeAira_ @zoraslovechild Not how evolution works dummy and it hasn't been long enough. Wisdom teeth are vestigial like the leg bones in whales. It's also why our appendix is still a part of our body
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@urmothersburner
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@VeskiTeo @JackTheGreatttt @DragonflyJonez @bacongworld & was 2 pts away from a 70 PT TRIPLE DOUBLE
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@urmothersburner
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@ladidaix @Bornakang get the first two helmets the last one is a death sentence
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@dish_detergentZ @DoughnutEmerald @LaggingPing @DaFool777 @HLSMF @kirawontmiss bro just been on here for an hour straight now continuously failing at the same task πŸ’€
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@genzemperor @Correct4Lyfe @kirawontmiss it reportedly didn't even taste that good πŸ’€
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@DSU52513126
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exposing @vaeredd as pedophile a thread: πŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎ
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@urmothersburner
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@Its_me_Jayy @Stuzex @snootid mf woke up and chose violence
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@T03Torri @YeetUKs @YousufLatif1 @MindHumongous @bzrnlmb @prettyboynavi that kamp koral bullshit was the equivalent of a 12 inch bowie knife being stuck into my child self πŸ’€
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this shit is so hilarious LMAO like imagine being that ash bitch n actually thinking u wouldnt get this typa pushback
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I forgot you were Italian (1/3)
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@Shookness4 @LilacDemesne @ycsm1n lol this was hidden for "offensive/hateful content"
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@poormcdoodles @yeaitstrill @brndxix 😭😭 mannn what'd you have to ratio me for πŸ’€
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@fromkdwithluv cuz yk damn well he don't say NONE of ts to her man 😭😭😭😭
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@urmothersburner
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@quattovon @WaterproofSpork @sneerid nah this not duality bro just came to his senses 😭
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real
@Rythayze
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Like rly peaceful
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@NateMan360 @UMO @mrexits @fasc1nate saving this just in case u turn out to be a funny gift of prophecy guy
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@urmothersburner
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that man said he made him feel safe LMFAOOO i'm in real tears dawg
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this video still kills me ffs
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@floquavious @isseyboy coulda been records class of 2023 😭
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@josh_tynes @fasc1nate this is good but i mean they don't protect the animals at all not nearly as much as shells will
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@jettyburg @raptalksk lmaooo i'm on her instagram she's hilarious
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@urmothersburner
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giggity giggity ass build oh my lord
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AYOOO
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@urmothersburner
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@kinkyybandit @jadensmithsdad @editorspartin @CodeineFridge you needa thirst for an education the way u thirst for attention bro
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