Teacher Remus who has little Harry in his class that keeps talking about his uncle paddy and how cool he is until one day Harry has a small accident and Remus needs to call his guardian to come pick him up and here rolls in uncle Paddy in his leather jacket and skin tight jeans+
no lube, no protection, all night, all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for
Wolfstar’s kids are so used to hearing their parents only refer to each other as moony and padfoot that when one of them uses the others legal name, they go in their room to avoid the confrontation (or hide in the hallway to hear the tea)
26 years ago the moon and the star were once again reunited, this time with nothing able to tear them apart. Finally bound together for eternity
Ac: greenlights33
Remus taking any excuse possible to call the sexy guardian, even if its just to say Harry sneezed a little loudly and he might have a cold now
Sirius who is still grieving his best friends and only finds purpose in loving and taking care of Harry finally finding happiness again
And if they are indeed a couple, they would go on a long rant, basically finishing each others sentences, about how they were best friends in school, and how it took them a while to fess up their feelings out of fear of losing their friendship (then show off their wedding rings)
See I want to say wolfstar, but Johnny is too happy to be Remus
Then I want to say Jegulus, but Mavis is too happy to be Reg
Therefore, they’re prongsfoot 🥹
You guys do know that Remus would never tell Sirius to shut up when he’s rambling and being bubbly and excited? He would actually listen to him with a soft smile
Marauders ttok knows a grand total of 5 fics (atyd, choices, tcoptp, ahb, and crivers) and its absolutely insane when the AO3 wolfstar tag has basically 30.6k completed fics (idc if its one shots, some of those are pure art)
I remember reading this fic about stoner remus that kept giving sirius UTI’s cause he didn’t wash his hand after rolling and James getting mad at him and scolded him about proper hygiene before touching Sirius LMAO
Shut up, I’m summoning
*Remus with glasses Remus with glasses Remus with glasses Remus with glasses Remus with glasses Remus with glasses Remus with glasses Remus with glasses Remus with glasses Remus with glasses Remus with glasses Remus with glasses*
Why did I just read a fic where it mentions in the EPILOGUE that Sirius cheated once during the past 7 years of their relationship, and in the comments the author is so surprised people are hung up on that small detail?!? Hello?!?
@cowboyforests
Until they realize who’s the other person in the picture then the students are like “WAIT IS THAT THE SIRIUS BLACK?!? How the hell did you pull that off prof?”
Unpopular opinion but I really don’t care if Remus and Sirius were slags before they started having feelings for each other. bUT, if one of them is still a slag while the other is desperately pinning, makes me physically ill🤢 wouldn’t wish that feeling upon my worst enemy
Wolfstar are such homebodies. They’ll never say no to going out to dance or for drinks, but they are the first couple to leave every single time. They’d rather just go home and cuddle while drinking tea and gossip about the evening they had
Most despicable ao3 tags to exist:
Sirius Black bashing
Lily Evans Potter bashing
Ron Weasley bashing
HARRY POTTER BASHING?!? Leave my baby alone, he’s literally thAt guy
I remember seeing a post years ago about wolfstar being teenage sweetheart. Started dating at like 13, engaged at 17 during their last year at hogwarts, and married at 18 (officiated by Minnie) and I think about that at least twice a day
mtwt is so quick to hate on the marauders ttok community when really, the problem is here. The fandom HErE is arguing every single day. DEATH THREATS?!?
How about, and just hear me out, we completely abandon the toxic wolfstar (especially mean and condescending Remus) trend!! There is absolutely no reason to fetishize toxicity!!! (Im looking at you wolfstar ttok)
James 5th year: hey guys, have you see.. OH MY EYES.. OH MY.. MOTHER HELP ME… WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? SINCE WHEN? REMUS PUT IT AWAY
James 7th year: Oh hey guys, is that a new leach? Sirius, stop yelling, have you seen my broom?
Some of Sirius’ headcanons stray so significantly from his original character that he might as well be renamed as an entirely new characters. Sirius is not some delicate uwu boy in need of rescue by big alpha; HE CREATED A FLYING MOTORBIKE
Wolfstar as dads (dilfs*) that spend christmas eve meticulously setting up their house to appear as if Santa came by, and not being bothered by their little toddler jumping in their bed at 6am to wake them up because the joy in her eyes makes it all worth it
Quick reminder that it’s perfectly normal to dislike certain fics for whatever reason, but let’s learn to keep it to ourselves and not publicly shit talk works that authors do for free?!? Fanfiction authors don’t owe us anything!! This also goes for fan arts