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Kelley

@urlkelley

2 years

it’s clitoris you fucking idiot

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Kelley

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1 year

one more year and he won’t want you no more

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1 year

Genuinely name someone more babygirl

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Kelley

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this picture is so cute 😭😭😭😭😭😭 domestic riddlebat 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Kelley

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1 month

and if i say riddlebat then what

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Kelley

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2 years

“straight actors shouldn’t play queer characters” do you want paul dano unemployed

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Kelley

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2 years

love that fanfiction is actually super fucking illegal but nobody rly cares

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Kelley

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2 months

kenny / zack | butch raiden truther 🍉

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the bangs of a moody homosexual

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Kelley

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2 months

this vid is my transition goals

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Kelley

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1 month

happy national gf day princess

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Kelley

@urlkelley

1 year

Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.

𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳

@Grimezsz

1 year

Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.

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Kelley

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4 months

riddler plush all finished!

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Kelley

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1 month

power throuple

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Kelley

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23 days

this edit has been infecting my brain for a week

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Kelley

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2 years

jesus christ hazel why don’t you put your watermark on the whole movie i don’t think we can see it

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Kelley

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10 months

ITS DONE!!!!

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Kelley

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1 year

what if i said paul in gigantic was college edward i mean look at him he’s just so edward

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Kelley

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1 year

buce wayne ♥︎

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Kelley

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1 year

i like that he’s married

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Kelley

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1 year

the riddler strikes again

Latest in space

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1 year

NEWS 🚨: NASA's James Webb telescope has spotted a giant 'question mark' object in deep space

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Kelley

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5 months

wish i could go back to 2022 riddlebat era

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Kelley

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2 months

BTW crocheted riddler plush comms r open if anyone is interested….

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Kelley

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2 years

why the fuck is everyone 17 you can’t all be 17

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Kelley

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1 year

it’s finally june again so i can post these

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Kelley

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10 months

why did edward let himself get arrested? is he stupid?

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Kelley

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2 years

ITS GAY PORN??

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Kelley

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2 months

i love this photo so much.

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Kelley

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11 months

poor guy

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Kelley

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10 months

this is so goofy

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Kelley

@urlkelley

2 years

paul dano is a man who was not supposed to be an actor who happened to become an actor bro was only meant to be a silly guy

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2 years

I love the way this man just I don't even know

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Kelley

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2 years

“twitter for ipad” 🤓 goofy ahh

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Kelley

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1 year

drifter bruce my beloved

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Kelley

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1 year

i need to print this gif out and hang it on my wall

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Kelley

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10 months

make him the next bruce wayne

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Kelley

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2 years

not to be a freak but this does not look like milk or even almond milk… why is it off-white? why does it look semi translucent? is it lemonade? why would they have lemonade? is it another kind of nut milk?

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Kelley

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2 years

i feel like danotwt is an extremely small community

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Kelley

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10 months

he needs to be filled. smth inside him now pls.

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Kelley

@urlkelley

1 year

me tryna unstick my balls from my leg

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1 year

he got some moves go go

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Kelley

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9 months

not smth u ever wanna see in an ao3 comment section lol

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Kelley

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16 days

i want to study him under a microscope

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Kelley

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1 year

the batman lineup

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Kelley

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2 years

GUYS OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE SOMEONE FILMING A FIGHT ON A CHROMEBOOK AT MY SCHOOL I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

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Kelley

@urlkelley

1 year

4qu4dan0 when someone ships riddlebat or eliklitz

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Kelley

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2 years

just saw someone on tiktok suggest an american psycho remake but with paul dano as patrick bateman

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Kelley

@urlkelley

2 years

everyone who likes paul dano is either queer, autistic, or both bc those are the only kinds of characters he plays

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Kelley

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2 months

happy 40th to the riddler. one small step for man, one giant leap closer to old man yaoi

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Kelley

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2 years

here’s my oaul hot ones predictions in bingo form feel free to make your own

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Kelley

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4 months

i forgot to show you guys his rosy cheeks

Kelley

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4 months

riddler plush all finished!

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Kelley

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2 years

it genuinely freaks me out that this man used to be klitz and im not even exaggerating klitz feels like his own entity he is not a character played by anyone he is just klitz the passage of time is also a terrifying concept as well.

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Kelley

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2 years

guys

Kelley

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2 years

i can’t stop humping my couch

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Kelley

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1 year

edward “and wouldn’t it be nice to live together in the kind of world where we belong” nashton

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Kelley

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10 months

this google docs ai is the worst

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Kelley

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2 years

bruce🤬👹👿 wayne🙂😌💗

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Kelley

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2 years

tiny face

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Kelley

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5 months

found a mexican paul dano on bumble

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Kelley

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2 years

HELLO ??

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Kelley

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2 years

does anyone know what these sheets are called like under the writing

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Kelley

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2 years

teacher: alright class, today we’re gonna finger paint kid named finger:

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Kelley

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2 years

i’m crying an sobbing klitz gets pushed around so much and he’s just like ┐(´～｀)┌

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Kelley

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2 years

“Liked ___ of your tweets” cum on my face?

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Kelley

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11 months

everyone talks about skinny riddler, fat riddler,.. what about slightly muscular riddler? he goes to the gym and does cardio and weights, not too much, and he eats like shit so he’s kinda strong but still has some pudge. that’s my riddler hc

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Kelley

@urlkelley

1 year

imagine bruce wayne’s hair is naturally light brown like robs and he just dyes it black and has to touch up his roots every month. do you think alfred would help him

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Kelley

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2 years

i love paul dano

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Kelley

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2 years

i’m fucking crying i was watching the trailer for light and the sufferer and i’m losing my mind what the fuck is that 😭😭😭

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Kelley

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2 years

i wonder if paul dano knows how beautiful he is

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Kelley

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2 years

“phew! oh golly that’s hot! 😮‍💨😮😮‍💨😮😮‍💨”

First We Feast

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2 years

This week on #HotOnes , we got Paul Dano vs. The Wings of Death. 💀 Tune in Thursday @ 11AM ET. 🔥

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Kelley

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what was i cooking here

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Kelley

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someone give him a grenade launcher

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Kelley

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2 years

autistic klitz hc what are his special interests

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Kelley

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2 years

In 2004 film The Girl Next Door, character Eli Brooks (Chris Marquette) says the line: “Okay, Spielberg, what lens are you gonna use?” to character Klitz (Paul Dano). This is a reference to Paul Dano’s role in 2022 film The Fabelmans, where Dano plays Steven Spielberg’s father.

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Kelley

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2 years

THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES WHY DID HE DO THAT

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Kelley

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1 year

these pictures make me laugh so hard

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Kelley

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1 year

okay mr “i shine my flashlight into peoples’ eyes”. asshole.

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Kelley

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2 years

what was the reason for all that arch

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Kelley

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2 years

i always noticed how eli never wears his hat straight and i was like wtf why does he do that but then i was rewatching the scene where he kissed klitz and i realized his hat is offset at the perfect angle to not jab klitz in the face when he kisses him…

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Kelley

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1 year

autism wall

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Kelley

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2 years

i love when he makes this face he is so cat

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Kelley

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1 year

why did they make them look like that in this scene im crying

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Kelley

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1 year

getting it on prime day

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Kelley

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1 year

happy pride month to them btw can’t forget 🤞🏳️‍🌈

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Kelley

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2 years

the batman shelf in my new bookcase 😏😏

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Kelley

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1 year

quit looking at me like that tf

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Kelley

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1 year

the lineup 🔥💪💯 (it’s much cooler irl)

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Kelley

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2 years

why is he sexy

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Kelley

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rate the setup

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Kelley

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2 years

AHHHHHHHHHH(&&??(&’n;5(,;)&);(?&’mb!!

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Kelley

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6 months

haven’t made a paul post in a while but i still love him so dearly

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Kelley

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1 year

this is kinda messy but it’s my second time using keyframes so give me a break

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Kelley

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2 years

klitz in these

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Kelley

@urlkelley

1 year

he’s not emo enough

Geralt of North

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1 year

Alright, Jensen Ackles should be the next DCU Batman because look at him 👀🔥

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Kelley

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2 years

i’m still so obsessed with paul even tho it feels like nobody else is :(

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Kelley

@urlkelley

2 years

it didn’t occur to me that klitz is in college in this scene cause i never thought that hard about it (even tho it’s like obvious because they’re doing an after high school montage) but for some reason it makes me kinda :,)