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retired twitter hoe

Iowa, USA
Joined May 2010
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this is important
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They were swimming in the water to stay cool and their 4month old was baking in a bouncer on the boat. They don’t deserve money they need to rot in a cell
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A 4-month-old baby in Arizona was killed after her parents brought her out on a boat in 120-degree heat. No charges have been filed. They started a GoFundMe and raised $50,000.
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the girls that are mad about Break up with your girlfriend I’m bored are the same girls that think their waitress wants to fuck their boyfriend when they ask them what they want to drink lol
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some of you bitches are a different breed of stupid
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all kids deserve parents but not all parents deserve kids. i said what i said
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my first bd doesn’t count... i was just seeing if i could have kids
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my pre baby clothes all fit & i’m in aw of myself :’)
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psa!! ur kids watching you stay in a toxic relationship does more damage than you being a single parent
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a short story:-) 12/21/2019 vs. 01/04/2020
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doesn’t anybody else think it’s extremely disrespectful and insensitive for JoJo Siwa to be pretending to be pregnant ?????
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after being cheated on/lied to in the past it is SO hard to just accept that someone loves you and has NO intention of mistreating you
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being nutted in is top tier
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liking pictures of half naked girls while in a relationship will always be disrespectful
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if i birthed ur child- the least you can do is respect me
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stretch marks are sexy idc
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all i wanna do is give my babies a childhood they don’t have to heal from
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being a mom is actually the most rewarding and terrifying thing i’ve ever experienced.. thats my whole entire heart outside of my body that i have to share with the rest of the world
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if we went to high school together... PLEASE don’t hit me up 😪 like y’all did not fucking like me then? so don’t hit me up now 😂 talking bout “you look so good” or “ive always thought u were so fine” “old childhood friend” NAH y’all were MEAN to me tf😭😭 go awwwayyyyy
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and just like that i have created two lives 🥺
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its officially ✨dont buckle ur child in the car with a coat szn✨
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girls protect girls, not girls support girls.. because i may not like her but if she was drunk and alone with a group of guys.. she’d be leaving with me.
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Tana Mongeau is the reason I found out I like girls
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no one talks about the trauma that comes with your female "friends" betraying you. like i dead have ptsd when it comes to developing new relationships with women
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i LOVE being a mom but i’m not going to lie and say that i don’t need a break every now and then.. being a mom is HARD and sometimes can be extremely frustrating !! wanting time away from ur child is HEALTHY and OK, it dosen’t make you a bad mom.
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for only 5 weeks post partum after 3 kids i think i look good
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toxic people love playing victim🤣 what’s even funnier is that they’re so good at manipulating people into believing that you’re the bad guy.
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mexico is GLAD you dont live there racist bitch
@KaitMarieox
Kaitlin Bennett
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I love not living in Mexico
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exactly two wks after i took it🥴 and wanna know WHY i took a test? because on 12/31/2019 i had a DREAM i was pregnant 😐🥴
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just another reminder that if you are a trump supporter we are NOT friends🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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I wish girls my age still liked sleepovers. We could drink wine, play games, listen to music, and gossip. Why did it die ?! I need girlfriends.
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being done dirty during pregnancy is something a woman will NEVER forget
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Hayden Elijah Strong ✨ born August 20th 2020 at 1:43 pm 37 wks 5lb 5oz 18 inches long 💙
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hey friends!! one of my close gfs started dating a guy she met a little over 3 weeks ago SIX days ago… and today while she was showering he went thru her phone🥴🥴🥴 who else agrees thats a major red flag and she should run
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“Every good and perfect gift is from above.” – James 1:17 here we grow again! Liam would like to announce the end of his reign as only child
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My name touches rooms I’ve never stepped in. Jealousy is a hell of a drug
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you might be the biggest clown to walk this earth next to Khloe Kardashian
@CatherinePaiz
Catherine McBroom
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Soon to be mama of 3 🤍
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sex and masterbation was NEVER an open & honest discussion in my household, and i truly wish it was- instead i was GROUNDED for losing my virginity and called a “whore” & was told i never needed birth control bc i dont need to have sex and guess what i ended up a teen mom.
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okay can we all agree the worst part during child birth is when the nurses come and fucking push on ur stomach every 15 mins???
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body made by tequila & 2 kids
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mental and verbal abuse is STILL abuse and its JUST as bad as physical abuse.. it needs to be talked about more
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pregnancy and summer are two things that should NOT go together
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love these ♥️ 1. Picture of you pregnant 🤰 2. Picture of your newborn 🤱 3. Picture of your baby now 👶 Proud moms quote my tweet w your own 😍♥️
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how a man treats his childs mother, is the biggest reflection of himself.
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being nutted in is the best feeling.. like come onnn
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can we normalize being a mom but not liking children? lmao.. just because i’m a mother and love my kids.. does NOT mean i vibe w everybody else’s kids
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whyyy are some of you MOMS so fucking mean? jesus fuck.. we are raising humans for fucks sake & some of you are just straight up bullies 🤒 i see some people are mentally stuck in high school forever
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good morning!!!💙💙
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you guys ever get frustrated/upset with ur toddler during the day and get onto them and then when they are asleep in their bed at night you look at them and ur heart physically hurts from how you went about things earlier in the day? bc same.
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after you get your heartbroken, and i mean truly broken, something inside you breaks & you are never the same after that
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i am a mom before anything else but directly after that i’m a hot ass 21 year old female & imma show it however i please
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so small✨
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“even if we all ate the same meals and did the same workouts.. we would STILL all have different bodies.” @ mom twitter.
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WE HAD A BABY😝
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a girl can be 21 with two kids, while the other one can be 18-40 w ten abortions, but society will always judge the 21 year old simply bc her decisions are visible. i salute all the mothers who chose to be judged bc they love their children more than themselves.
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pov i had my 3rd baby 5 hrs ago (this less controversial to y’all this go round)
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@urfavbpdcancer
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the best i could do
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motherhood is so amazing yet so lonely all at once
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was supposed to go on a date tonight BUT the guy ditched me🙄 how great.. have i mentioned guys suck? but anyway i got all cute for nothing 🤪
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HAHAHA i want my OWN best friend you know? like EVERYBODY has like their best friend and then there’s me 😭 the back-up “best friend” and i jus want my OWN best friend in which i am also their best friend back
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11:04 am I gave birth to Liam Christian Peters, 21 inches, 8 lbs 13 ounces 💙 I love you endlessly 👶🏻
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i just saw a post that said “have you ever met a toxic person with a victim mindset?” and WOW really felt that one
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this is important- watch it. learn from it.
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having a baby daddy is the most ghetto shit I’ve ever done
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i whole heartedly believe that having a child with someone makes or breaks the relationship.
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my son is circumsized AND he gets vaccinated- unfollow me if thats a problem lmao.. don’t talk ab my childs boy part/how many shots he had to get in a groupchat👍🏼👍🏼
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@urfavbpdcancer
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maybe i’ll drop the baby weight next summer 🤷🏻‍♀️
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i’m 21 & can legally drink- i’m deeply sorry if that offends you? & u can be a GOOD mom & still drink alcohol, u can be a good mom & have unopened alcohol in the presence of a child & if u aren’t capable of handling ur liquor/not able to watch a child, thats a personal issue.
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baby weight got me thicc
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ok 1,000 likes an i’m shaving my head. thats it, its official. & only if.. will i do so.
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unpopular opinion i am not at all even in the slightest bit attracted to Penn Badgley.. love the characters he plays and he’s a good actor BUT i don’t see the thirst over him- not for me
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eli 🐚
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everyone say thank u Penn!!
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tiktok trend ft my lil babe
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this Naya Rivera situation just isn’t sitting right with me at all
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dunkin' donuts iced coffee is better than starbucks iced coffee and that's facts
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being a stay at home mom isn’t fucking easy. its 24/7, no breaks, no outside social interactions- nothing. its truly lonely and overwhelming.
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ok hear me out.. do any of you have specific friends that just bring you anxiety sometimes? like they are cool and all but like just sometimes the thought of hanging out with them brings a wave of anxiety and ur stomach starts to hurt.. or am i just weird?
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truly refreshing
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wanna know why they say don’t live w ur friends? LMFAO. my best friend of many years and i lived together for not even a full 3 months and it was THAT bad — now we haven’t spoken a word to one another in nearly a year.
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