when I’m on a double date with the homie & he kisses his girl so now I gotta bend my girl over the table & impregnate her in front of everyone- you won’t be 1-upping me buddy💯💯💪🏽
I have these 2 sweaters that don’t fit me anymore & I should get rid of them but I feel like that’s a waste when I could give em to someone who’ll use em to touch themselves to my scent instead