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@unrealnamedj

5 years

i actually genuinely believed i would marry danny phantom one day, only to realise he's a cartoon 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Singaporean guys ❤️

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@unrealnamedj

4 years

Why u bang??

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

Bae stop but make it indian

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

hate how twitter has good porn cus why am I getting turned on at 10:16am at jalan besar mrt ⁉️

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4 years

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

ok mark my words: By the end of the next three months, i WILL have abs (but if I don’t, everyone who likes this gets $10)

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2 years

is this legal

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@unrealnamedj

10 months

I told him I was going out w a guy HAAHAHAHHAH

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

explaining to people that indian is not a language

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1 year

Chinese haircare is like e er sunsilk

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@unrealnamedj

1 year

he looks sooooo tamil it’s not even funny

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1 year

Rodrygo with his sons. 🤍

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5 years

bad at math...?

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

what's the point of having a neck when you got no one to choke you 😔✊

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

the only reason i even slightly believe in love is cus of the way *I* love

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

there’s a girl in sch who owes me money and when I asked, she deleted her tele?? 😭😭😭 then today I saw her in sch for like a split second before I went to pee and when I came out she was gone 😭 I kinda feel like a loan shark like boo u scared of me? 🦈🦈🦈🦈 🤑🤑🤑

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5 years

her pet is richer than me hooolllyyy

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bro HOW is stuff like this allowed im appalled?? The state of Twitter now is crazy

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5 years

@igklolxz

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@its_cmillz6

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

@softsadsatan im learning to respect myself more hehe

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

that Umesh guy on twitter is lowkey so damn cute, i hope i never have to interact w him again, i might die Feeling: frazzled😖

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

@milktpapi Are u single

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@unrealnamedj

1 year

no mood

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@Culture_Crit

1 year

A 24-year-old sculpted this. What's your excuse?

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1 year

She is 19 and engaged. I’m 21 and not talking to my mom cus she won’t let me out past 8pm.

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@unrealnamedj

7 months

crazy how everyone sleeps different…I sleep on my side, my ex sleeps with everyone, yall sleep on my amazing talent of not knowing when to stfu…idk the list goes on and on

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

No one: Not a single soul: Me: I GOT A RICKSHAW FULL OF HOEEESSSSSSS

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@unrealnamedj

1 year

No because I don’t CARE that she’s making shows like that, why does no one say anything when it’s the other way round? White women are painted like goddesses in Hindi movies, indian men worship white women. Why can’t it be the other way round?

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1 year

like there’s even youtube videos on mindy kaling. ppl were attacking me and i was right ab her typical endgames.

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1 year

I would be a horrible fish just the curiousity would kill me

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1 year

An alligator snapping turtle waiting for a snack to swim by...

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

when I'm out of sight am I in your mind?

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

@TheeDreadGod @BXBY_ANJEL @Lala_Bankss @pdka_ @TBDaProducer @LilBilly_2 @richhomiewen Hella good thread

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

Preach it sister. When i was in primary school, me and my sister would take our usual route home with a couple of her friends. This old chinese uncle used to scream racial slurs and spit at them because of their dark skin. Honestly revolting. We were 7.

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@H0NEYBIX

5 years

I’ve had enough of being treated like this in my own country

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@unrealnamedj

1 year

anytime a guy says he wants a girl who gyms I always lie and say I gym and they instantly believe me cus I’m SKINNY! They don’t care about fitness or health it’s all about being slim bruh

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@unrealnamedj

4 years

aamir khan rly?

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

dude when I apply for jobs from tele I write my name as Divina Tan and only when they ask for NRIC then I spell out my full name but by that time, they alrd cfm my job 😌💅🏽

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5 years

fuck your double standards, post your own mess too.

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5 years

Me ignoring red flags and getting hurt

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

hey @kehlani , as a performer myself I have some tips for u. So later when u go on stage, maybe make some funny comments ok then take the mic and say hey divina will you marry me and I’ll say yes then u can invite me on stage and seduce me and kiss me then I’ll say that I like t

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

living in Singapore is like following a stranger and having 29174028 mutuals with them

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

@spillingtheti @BDTRELILBROTHER Didn’t she lie about her age

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2 years

💅🏽

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@unrealnamedj

1 year

Shreya Ghoshal single-handedly carrying bollywood for 1839191891 years

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

Thanks for choosing Atome! We have received your payment of SHUT THE FUCK UP DO NOT REMIND ME WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

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@unrealnamedj

4 years

My friends cannot roast one (this is to hide the fact that I’m scared they’ll be mean)

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@unrealnamedj

9 months

omg my side profile go crazy

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

This old Chinese couple had no seats in the mrt except next to me so they made the disgusted face and went to another carriage ☺️ feeling good😊 not offended 😃

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@unrealnamedj

1 year

there are some people that if u support them in any public way, I will hate u for the rest of my life, PASSIONATELY. Ppl who have been outed as rapists specifically. you don’t get to turn a blind eye to those ppl and call urself my friend like bro I fucking hate u

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

aunties: 6y/o me: sat sri akal sassrikal

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@unrealnamedj

7 months

This girl at the bbq today came up to me and said “you’re really pretty btw I walked in and couldn’t stop staring at u” and I literally almost cried cus this is a full circle moment ive ALWAYS wanted to be that girl

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

i was literally 11 the first time this happened to me. It's so real and people are still out here defending the guy. Yall weren't there, they were. So why assume you know more than the one angle presented to you?

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@unrealnamedj

4 years

I was doing the #WAP dance and my hymen broke. I basically just lost my virginity to a tiktok dance. And I DIDNT EVEN DO IT RIGHT

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@unrealnamedj

4 years

ok so i finally fought with my mom properly, got all my points across and managed to say everything without crying, anyone wna open house?

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

@ErockEcho @time_baby1 @wankaworm @rusticfem No. Consent is about being willing to do something, what you’re suggesting is a girl who gets raped while under the influence. How are u comparing a man with rapist tendencies to a woman who was raped? He got drunk and immediately tried to rape somebody, is that normal to u?

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

that day I went to eat dinner with my parents and ordered kothu prata for the first time and I said it was nice ok. How on earth did my mom make it today at home twenty times better than the shop one?? I rlly don’t get how moms do it

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

why are they so......aesthetically pleasing to look at........😍😭

𝑅𝑜𝓈𝒽.

@AmeshaRoshini

5 years

We met on Instagram!! I’m 21, he’s 25 & we’ve been together for about 2 years + now ; He’ll forever be my biggest flex ✨💗

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@unrealnamedj

1 year

I accidentally did this to a man once. We were both speechless

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@unrealnamedj

4 years

I’ve got some bad news for you darling

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

ppl on my tl crying ab the cig prices meanwhile I’ve watched the price of Calbee hot n spicy go up slowly over the years 💔

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

ahhhhhhh fuck it

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

miss this so much omg anyone down to rewatch 😭😭😭 i love him

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

i breathed in this cute boy's direction today and he didnt find my ig, dm me and ask me to marry him smh all men r trash 😪😔

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

felt this one in my soul

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5 years

me walking next to my tweets

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

been getting this urge to let go of everything and get close to God and I think I should just do that

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@unrealnamedj

1 year

yeah u may be insane but do u drink 4 packets of Milo a day? Yea didn’t think so. Don’t EVER compare urself to me again.

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

what's the point in having tits when you got no one to suck it 😔✊

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@unrealnamedj

3 years

the ENDING ALWAYS GETS ME

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5 years

So I brought my Chinese friend to Madras(an Indian club) yesterday and it took an unexpected turn that I did not expect! Watch till the end 😭😭😭

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

hey i just met u and we're both desi so here's my data so shaadi maybe

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

K no offense but if your faith is getting shaken by a NETFLIX SERIES you need to check yourself

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@unrealnamedj

1 year

Someone logged into my Starbucks app and used all my stars wtf 😭😭😭 this some sinister shit

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

what's the point in having a hand when you got no one's to hold 😔✊

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5 years

What’s the point of having an ass when you got no one to smack you 😔✊

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

everytime someonr confesses or asks me out i just freeze and say aww. Like bro im the worst person alive idk how to react

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

I got 12 likes on my instagram STORY I feel like a whore

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@unrealnamedj

1 year

There’s a 5’0 girl out there saying she needs him

Head Boy 𝕏 

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1 year

What kind of height is this😳

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

look at all these girls liking my tweet, WE WERE ALL THINKING THE SAME THING, I WAS THE ONLY ONE WITH ENOUGH BALLS TO SAY IT!!!!

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

that Umesh guy on twitter is lowkey so damn cute, i hope i never have to interact w him again, i might die Feeling: frazzled😖

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

i liked someone's tweet from 2011 can yall just kill me FUCK

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

If any of my friends become like filthy rich I will shamelessly ask for money sia idc like this bitch threw up on my floor growing up the least she could do is give me $1m when I ask?? If it’s feasible u gotta do it idc I’ll help all my girls when I’m famous

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

"Mint chocolate tastes like toothpast-"

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boomclaat

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5 years

this some next level way to assert dominance wtf HHAHAHAHA

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

people are literally beefing with twitter folks they’ve never met....the flavour

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@unrealnamedj

7 months

u see a pretty Indian girl on ig reels and confirm can see my username in the likes I’m a whore like that

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

@nafridyas ofc u would agree u cuck

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@unrealnamedj

4 years

I want to know all the tea too, PLEASE like this 😔

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

man i want this, i love diamonds

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

@zan_tex @fatlukaku Omg the 3rd pic the guy...used to be my biggest crush

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

@vishwaa__singh I MEAN??????

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@unrealnamedj

7 months

Richard siken, how do I do what’s right when what’s wrong brings so much more comfort and safety

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

he's just trying to make a living damnit Alan

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

@reIayer @nuha_naila_

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

THIS GUY IVE LIKED IN SECRET FOR AB TWENTY YEARS BUT NEVER SAID A WORD TO JS POSTED HIS GF NOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

Hi aunty, your son keeps sliding into my DMs and saying hi (with rizz). Please take the necessary actions so I don’t need to resort to violence. Thank you. Love, Divina

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@unrealnamedj

2 years

OMG IM LITERALLY WEARING THIS RN

robbie 𓆏

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2 years

ive never seen someone look good in these before.

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@unrealnamedj

4 years

I FORGOT I WAS WEARING A MASK AND JUST SPILLED WATER ALL OVER THE MRT FLOOR FML WJJWJSKKW THIS KIND OF THING ONLY WILL HAPPEN TO ME EH 😭😭😭😭

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@unrealnamedj

1 year

this guy in my church has a crush on me and is telling EVERYONE but me and it’s so IRRITATING BRO, literally ppl I don’t even talk to will ask ab him and I’m like 😐

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

im at this point in my life where i'm ready to do anything but study. I drew this with my pen instead of writing my homework

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@unrealnamedj

5 years

A LEVELS ARE OVERRRR, me and liz had so much fun today!!!! We got facials, our nails done, picked out outfits, a 40 y/o jewish man hit on me and gave me his number (LOL), we snuck into Mandarin Hotel and had the time of our lives hehehehehehe

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@unrealnamedj

1 year

@igloosias ure like 12 why are u considered a father

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