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jules 🥀
2 years
why is calum here?
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Calum Hood
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3 years
no thoughts. just ashton irwin completely vibing to toxic by britney spears.
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6 years
CALUM IS FUCKING HERE
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3 years
“I think pizza is a striking piece of poetry” - ashton irwin, 2021
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5 years
Ticketmaster is a company that thrives off of the exploitation of music & sports fans everywhere. they claim to sell you the best tickets yet give priorities access to resale companies & individuals who support their sister companies like American Express. in this essay I will-
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5 years
Luke’s boot and me and caitlyn singing like this during AMNESIA bye
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5 years
nothing lasts forever, nothing stays the same
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1 year
behind every hot girl there is a deep history with 5 seconds of summer
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jules 🥀
4 years
I take pride in knowing that if 5sos did not get #1 in the charts that we as fans would not attack the artist that did come out on top. 5sosFam knows what’s up.
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4 years
did we ever figure out why the fuck Ashton was holding a watermelon?
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jules 🥀
4 years
if anyone asks me who Ashton Irwin is I will show them these two pictures
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jules 🥀
3 years
did it hurt? when 5sos publicly bashed your favorite song of theirs in the studio on a twitch stream?
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3 months
just found this relic deep in my closet
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jules 🥀
3 years
CALUM HOOD AT GLOBAL CITIZEN LIVE LA
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2 years
no thoughts. just the music video visuals for blender by 5sos 🌀 #BLENDER @5SOS
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3 years
loving my superbloom live merch!
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jules 🥀
2 years
I love this band so much
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jules 🥀
4 years
wait a damn minute... GREYHOUND BY ASHTON IRWIN IS ALMOST SIX AND A HALF MINUTES LONG???
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2 years
the feeling of falling upwards: one night only 5SOS5 livestream starter pack #TheFeelingofFallingUpwards #5SOS5 #5SOSONO @5SOS
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1 year
the lip ring in the case is so unserious
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hey it’s later this week
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A few little treats coming later this week to commemorate 10 years of self titled… 🖤
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3 years
that’s my band!! complete mess by 5sos out 3/2 @ 2pm pst!!
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5 years
CALUM SAYING THEY MIGHT PLAY DISCONNECTED SHUT THE FUCK UP
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5 years
IS CALUM OKAY
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6 years
I have a phone interview in a few minutes wish me luck
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5 years
APPARENTLY SIRIUSXM SAID 5SOS ARE DROPPING OLD ME SOMETIME THIS WEEK WHAT
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2 years
luke hemmings on tour
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6 years
TARGET HAS THE FOUR DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF YOUNGBLOOD #YOUNGBLOOD @5SOS @Calum5SOS @Michael5SOS @Ashton5SOS @Luke5SOS
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I HAVE NEVER SEEN CALUM SO HAPPY ABOUT SOMETHING AS STUPID AS CHERRY FLAVORED EDIBLE UNDERWEAR
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luke laughing because of calum during talk fast is my new favorite thing
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7 years
thread of dogs for @Calum5SOS [respond with pictures of your pups]
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2 years
SOMEONE MATCHED WITH ME ON A DATING APP JUST TO SAY THIS IM SCREAMING
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2 years
we cannot seriously be complaining that 5sos have a private soundcheck before the soundcheck with fans
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6 years
can’t believe this finally happened. I love you so so much. thank you for taking the time to say hi. this means the entire world to me. see you soon. @Calum5SOS
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3 years
don’t worry guys calum is on his way to deliver the new 5sos single to spotify headquarters
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1 year
SECURITY STOPPED ME DANCING TO GIVE ME A PICK??? IN THE BACK OF THE PIT??
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2 years
I apologize for the person I’ll become when the studio version of easy for you to say by 5sos is released
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1 year
if y’all don’t Shut The Fuck Up about The 5SOS Show being a “goodbye tour” I WILL become violent
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2 years
me after luke hemmings tells me to “jump jump jump” for the 4th time in the set @5SOS
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4 years
golden becoming a single during superbloom release weeks seems like a win for ashton if you ask me
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5 years
CALUM HOOD SINGLEHANDEDLY BROUGHT BACK THE JONAS BROTHERS TO HELP HIM SAVE THE MUSIC INDUSTRY ALONGSIDE 5SOS
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2 years
10/10 recommend screaming along to ‘moodswings’ by 5sos in your car on your morning commute
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happy coachella @5SOS
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2 years
no context calum hood
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6 years
wouldn’t it be so cool if 5sos did a camp rock thing where they have fans who are aspiring musicians, music journalists, artists, & photographers all come to some summer camp & hold workshops & campfires & fun events at night where they hang out or do an acoustic gig or sumn
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3 years
the best thing to come out of 2016 was outer space by 5sos live
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4 years
so @Ashton5SOS which song off superbloom do you think will be a fan favorite?
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3 years
it is so surreal to say I own luke hemmings’ solo debut album 🤍 @Luke5SOS #WFTTWTAF
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3 years
‘cause nothing lasts forever and nothing stays the same 🥲
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5 years
tour is 3 weeks out...what are your setlist predictions?? here are mine!! can’t wait to see 5sos kick off the tour in 21 short days!!
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petition for 5sos to do a livestream the day CALM comes out like they did for their third anniversary of the band so we all feel a little more connected to them and one another since they can’t do any of the scheduled promo shows for the album...retweet or like to sign
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3 years
petition for calum hood to always play the piano during the intro of ghost of you live
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5 years
it only took 7 years...thank you for stopping and being so sweet, see ya wednesday 💓
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2 years
he’s meditating
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6 years
no one is a bigger talk fast fan than calum himself
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4 years
my blood is BOILING. 5sos & their fans don’t deserve to be mocked by someone who works for billboard. this only further proves that the company is run by individuals that do not care about credibility within their company & don’t care that they’re being unfair #BillboardSpeakUp
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4 years
feeling a lot like luke hemmings during this election. i’ve seen the red, i’ve seen the blue, ya know?
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2 years
THEY SOUNDCHECKED GIRLS TALK BOYS
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2 years
someone: I’m so tired of ‘she looks so perfect’ it’s so old and boring me:
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5 years
no shut up calum does weird shit in every interview but this HAS to top everything before
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3 years
nothing lasts forever, nothing stays the same
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Ashton doesn’t need a promo team. WE are the promo team.
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7 years
calum hood singing his verse in if you don't know in a single breath
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What's better than sex?
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thinking about when 5sos were selling their own tickets to their 1st forum show & some girls waited in line but couldn’t afford tickets to the show & calum pulled out his wallet & bought their tickets for them. the man has a heart made out of gold. I’m so proud to look up to him.
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luke hemmings & his new petunia (?) tattoo 🥹
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the locals understand that Ashton goes crazy and goes stupid on the drums thank you
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‘cause nothing lasts forever, and nothing stays the same 🥲
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8 years
a compilation of amnesia live starting with 2016 and ending with 2014 #2YearsOfAmnesia @5SOS @Calum5SOS
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4 years
This just in! Luke Hemmings is nominated for consideration to be a 34th string Quarterback for tonight’s Super Bowl game after video of him throwing a football resurfaces from 2019
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5SOS rebranding themselves as they enter this fifth album era with technically another self titled album and incorporating handwritten elements that mirror their first album is everything to me as someone who has been around since the first record was released @5SOS #5SOS5
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4 years
NO SHAME LIVE FROM THE VAULT. THATS IT. THATS THE TWEET.
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I feel bad for anyone who wasn’t around for the want you back release. easily the best comeback era. lives were CHANGED. the world SHIFTED. society MOVED.
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never touched the 5sos show dice so the least that they could do is send me a cryptic tiny red dice that slightly resembles the one from the tour 😭
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2 years
these spot the difference games keep getting harder and harder…
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6 years
saw this when exploring nyc :D see you Friday @Calum5SOS #YOUNGBLOOD
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3 years
go little rockstars 🌟
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me when I’m finally at a 5sos show
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if we are considered veteran 5sos stans for being here for the release of ‘want you back’ almost 4 years ago, I don’t know want to know what y’all would refer to me as for being here since ‘try hard’ was released 😭
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there’s no reason for faulty codes to be sent out or for American Express card holders to exclusively get pit tickets or for fans to be waitlisted in the verified presale even though they followed the correct steps. Ticketmaster is the ring leader in the ticket sale monopoly.
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if 5sos don’t sing disconnected this tour & you’re coming to a show I’ll be at, DO’NT WORRY! I’ll be performing disconnected before & after the show next to my car, Wanda the Honda, in the venue parking lot. preshow & postshow parties where we’ll put respect on the fallen’s names
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calum is michael’s best man 🥺
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how y’all out here being 13 stanning 5sos like you were 6 or 7 when they became a band.......what
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thinking of you, wherever you are. 8 months since you said it, 2 months since you wrote it and I finally got it done. now I have a piece of you wherever I go. thank you will never be enough, but I hope to see you soon. @Calum5SOS @5SOS
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if you weren’t around for this chaos I’m so sorry that you missed out
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2 years
yeah I can see him recording want you back in simlish now
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4 years
if you receive your CALM copy early from TM that came with your No Shame tickets PLEASE don’t leak the album :( 5SOS worked so hard on it & it would be unfair to leak it before Friday. especially since they’re giving us Wildflower Wednesday. be mindful & respect their hard work.
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while I encourage fans in the US to purchase the signed booklet or album with ‘Kill My Time’ on it since a portion of the profits go towards COVID-19 relief, I understand that is not feasible for everyone, especially international 5SOS fans. here it is
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4 years
choose your favorite track from each 5sos album: a thread
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Ashton, what is the vibe for the 5sos show? at this point I’m thinking of covering myself in balloons and confetti @Ashton5SOS
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6 years
calum took his earpieces out to hear the crowd :(
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2 years
“why are you proud to be a 5SOS fan?” this video!!! @5SOS
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6 years
she looks so perfect, want you back and youngblood knowing they’ll never be removed from the setlist
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1 year
still bummed this hoodie isn’t available anywhere in the US
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4 years
If we got the #2 spot fairly, we wouldn’t be upset. It’s the fact that 10 THOUSAND copies of CALM were counted in last week’s charting due to a shipping error OUT OF THE BAND’S CONTROL. if it didn’t effect Harry Styles or Halsey, why should it effect 5SOS? #BillboardIncludeThe10K
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2 years
spot the difference @Luke5SOS
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pictures of calum you absolutely forgot about even though you shouldn’t have —a thread
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6 years
what age were u when u first started stanning 5sos and how old are u now 🤯
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what’s the first 5sos song you ever heard? what was the song that pulled you in? what song truly started your time as a 5sos fan? i’m curious!
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5sos aren’t required to meet fans regardless of any situation that is currently happening. if they do stop it is on their own free will. don’t make drama out of this when it isn’t necessary. they care about us as fans and will meet as many people as they are willing and able to.
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