@MIGUELOHXRA
[ upon being grabbed by his collar, he'd inhale sharply through his teeth and snarl his lip into an stubborn, pissy grin. ]
and they were trying to get to work, but you're insisting on preventing them...
Two things that seem consistent across the multiverse are as follows;
β’People feel an inexplicable, irresistible urge to bother Miguel variants
β’The randomest people are weirdly disrespectful to Black Cat variants for some reason.
First of all, Miguel isn't holding my stomach. He's holding my upper abdomen and last time I checked, pregnancies develop in the lower abdominal area.
Secondly, I'M NOT PREGNANT. That is physically impossible for me.
And lastly, I really still can't justify that pose at all.
//so i noticed a small dip in followers here, and a few soft blocks.
the soft blocks i don't really care about, no one's obligated to stick around..
but the unfollows came right around the time of the pregnancy joke when peter said trans men are valid
and that's odd to me π€
//okay peter's an organic webber who kept it a secret but then his depression affected the ability so now he relies mostly on webshooters and he's butthurt he can't web naturally anymore because he's miserable
Okay wait I got it
Clearly I simply stumbled backwards accidentally and Miguel caught me and we didn't have enough time to fix the entire group pose before they took the picture so I just hit the peace sign and Miguel looked confused about it
Yes, platonic
part of me wants to put in my bio that i'm not pregnant
the other part of me knows the pregnant-peter-truthers win that way too
i genuinely cannot win here
NO I'M NOT PREGNANT
AND EVEN IF I WAS WHICH I'M NOT BECAUSE THAT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME UNLESS IT WAS SOME KINDA ALIEN THING BUT IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M NOT PREGNANT BUT EVEN IF I WAS WHICH I'M NOT IT WOULD **NOT** BE WITH MIGUEL O'HARA.
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i'd like to hope.
//literally. while my phone was in my hand.
i looked at my phone, nothing. i looked away. look back at my phone, suddenly there's a jumping spider on it
he looked as surprised to see me as i was to see him