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you can call me al. pfp by @swimminpainn , used with permission. still maegor’s goblin bride

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@unclephilia
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jacaerys is a seventeen year old boy who doesn’t know what he wants. that is, until cregan stark comes to dragonstone for the summer. jacegan ‘80s ‘call me by your name’ inspired au • 55k words, ongoing • e rating
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3 months
love how everyone lost their god damned minds over who this chick was in the trailer, only for her to be random brothel extra #4
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even more depressing when you remember she was daemon’s mommy dragon 😔
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6 months
“this isn’t brokeback winterfell” are you sure?????? cause
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2 months
this show is so fucking funny
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1 month
we got eight minutes of rhaenicent garbage instead of three literal seconds of cregan stark marching with the greybeards THE REST OF WHICH THEY KEPT IN
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this slowed down gif just put into a coma
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2 years
it’s such a nice kiss 😌
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2 months
the way daemon lowers his voice to a whisper and cups rhaenyra’s face like she’s a baby, like how one might speak to a child… oh the age play demons are dancing in my mind palace
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daemon in pentos was depressed dilf chic and no one can tell me otherwise
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alyssa and daemon 😭
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2 months
he is afwaid of da dawk :(
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@unclephilia
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11 months
a watery grave, deep beneath the god’s eye 🗡️💎🪸
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11 months
“one of our own” rhaenyra and daemon learn she is pregnant with aegon iii. set between episodes 7-8.
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@depr3ssed_fire
Depressed baby firefly ♄
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@unclephilia something something late evening after tiresome day and then a blissful morning
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there’s simply nothing better than this scene
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2 months
this is my cocomelon
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“what is this place? 🥺” girl, be serious! look her that face! she knows the fkn drill and she’s ecstatic about it!!!
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1 month
the casual intimacy between them has possibly been my favorite part of the season
@ruskaromans
folie à deux
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the way he wasn't even weirded out means it probably happened before
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wait also you’re telling me that THIS child is also THIS dead baby? can we talk about how they’re seemingly aging jaehaerys DOWN for b&c?? that’s just, like, an 18 month old on the funeral cart. those kids playing w/ the maid are like 3. did they think people wouldn’t notice?
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i am kind of big on anniversaries and tbh this feels like a big one… hotd e4 changed my life in ways even EYE feel are not appropriate to share online. happy one year since the day my brain chemistry changed forever 😇 DAEMYRA BROTHEL SCENE YOULL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS
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11 months
sooo crazy how we’re both single at my wife’s funeral :-) how you been ahaha
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Happy Uncle’s Day to this Uncle and this Uncle Fucker 💕 i hope they’re celebrating accordingly 💖
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2 months
I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE, A VERY SPECIAL NECKLACE
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i need everyone to know that this is the picture that has done me in, and now i, a sworn modern writer, am outlining a canon divergence fic
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this is literally what plays behind my eyelids when i blink
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@unclephilia
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2 years
if there is one man who is always just touching on himself, it’s matt smith
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@unclephilia
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10 months
missing them o clock
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girl(child) dinner
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2 months
only daemon targaryen can manage to have dad belly while still having slutty waist
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daemon’s tourney lance? phallic. dark sister? phallic. caraxes? the ‘blood wyrm’? big red noodley boy? they only dragon that looks even remotely like *that*? do i even have to fucking say it? that man has a snake in his pants and the show runners wanted us to KNOW
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2 months
does it ever drive you crazy, just how fast the night changes
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@unclephilia
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1 month
judgy boyfriends
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been in love with these two fictional blonde incestuous bitches for a whole year already?
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7 months
matt smith’s uniform literally every night when he leaves the theater this month
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alina 寧
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type of shit i've been on
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@unclephilia
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2 months
moth’s wings • daemon/alyssa, daemyra 13k words • e rating • tw: underage, parent/child incest (x2), dd:dne canon divergence au; alyssa lives long enough to raise a truly insatiable son... one who goes on to raise a daughter in his mother’s image.
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@unclephilia
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6 months
they really mean so much to me… don’t really talk about it a lot but young rhaenyra + young laenor are sort of 😌😌😌🥹🥹😭😭🫶
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sharing this at last: thank you so much to Sal for capturing my rearview daemyra so, so brilliantly 🤍✨ art by @buriedbloom , commissioned by me 🌲🌤️ (do not repost)
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rearview mirror • 90s #daemyra au chapter 14 • fast car • 9.6k words the morning after at the lake, a family meeting, and a day on the mountain.
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you ship daemyra because you want them to win the dance of dragons and she’s the rightful queen. i ship daemyra because i love to imagine the insane freak shit that they get up to. we are not the same
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i want every, and i do mean EVERY, single frame from this scene released so i can tattoo them on my body
@StreamMaxNordic
Max Nordic
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What's a wedding without a little drama? #HouseoftheDragon
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2 months
i wonder if he heard her calling for him that night at the brothel and it haunts him that he didn’t go back for her……….
@uncleswhore
𝓜𝓔𝓢𝓢...
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“daemon?” OMG??? HOW DID I MISS THIS????
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don’t feed it, it will come back • a #daemyra canon divergence au chapter 1 • you know better, babe • 4.9k in which daemon appears at the betrothal banquet and promises to take rhaenyra to dragonstone… but only after the week of “festivities”. 🔗
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checking his phone number and home address are stamped on it in case she ever gets lost
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11 months
one year ago we saw arguably the most exquisite reunion sex scene on television… i still get butterflies over it!!!!
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2 months
maybe daelyssa sex was ryan’s version of firing a warning shot to keep the rent low in his neighborhood
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sweet niece 🍋
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@daemyraprompts
daemyra prompts
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BOOP (i want to fuck you so bad)
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9 months
DADDY? SORRY DADDY? SORRY!!! DADDY?!!!!?!?!!? DADDY’S HOMEEEE 👹👹👹
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6 months
it’s funny bc daemon is very clearly NOT at the same dinner table where rhaenyra is saying “i intend to fight this war… and win it” so like… where IS he doing that little smirky smirk and who is he looking at (rhaenyra??? but where…) and why did they splice it like this 😭😭
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that’s SUPPOSED to be my WIFE!!!!!
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we can all agree that it’s BIG big
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8 months
say it with me: alyssa targaryen
@archivedebicki
best of elizabeth debicki
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HER CATEGORY IS FACE
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rhaenyra gets a little too messy at uncle’s club. time to go, princess.
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i wish everyone would stop saying rhaenyra the cruel and daemon a second maegor on my timeline bc i’m about to cum :/
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5 months
modern daemon in a lot of ways
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archive dilfs
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9 months
do u guys think they shipped daemyra back in westeros. like they were saying daemyra forever in every winesink and ale house in flea bottom. i feel like yeah
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FUCKING IS A PLEASURE YOU SEE
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rhaenyra being a surrogate for daemon and laena bc laena can’t get pregnant, and daemon accidentally being really into rhaenyra growing his baby inside her and it ruining his whole marriage is this anything
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9 months
THAT is who my priority is, THAT is where my loyalties lie
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2 months
can’t even keep it together for bts footage
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2 months
this is my grandpa. he’s very old. he gets really upset when people wake him up in the middle of the night
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i live in a hologram with you
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3 months
no thing defines a man like love that makes him soft
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11 months
“the one who made me a mother” rhaenyra and daemon mourn the loss of lucerys, set after episode 10 🌊
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@grandlovescheme
𝑽 🗡️🩸
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aemma getting rhaenyra ready for her ballet recital that daemon missed for either a business trip in milan or a bachelor party in cabo, it’s hard for her to to keep track 😡
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this is what the inside of my brain looks like 24/7
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rearview daemyra front seat exhibitionism vibes 😵‍💫
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that’s my baby girl
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daddy’s forehead always so creased 🤔 brow always furrowed 😡
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2 years
matt saying his most re-watched movie is disney’s beauty and the beast is SO IMPORTANT TO ME (let me be absolutely clear that when i bought my wedding dress all i said was i want to look like belle)
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actually, don’t feed it rhaenyra getting ridiculously horny watching her uncle brutally murder the man who took her virginity is really, really sexy. and, access to her vagina is absolutely worth killing for! hope this helps.
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11 months
tfw ur gonna steal the bride 😏 and fuck the shit out of her 😌 but only after a week of edging and foreplay torture 🤪
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@unclephilia
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5 months
rhaenyra in this
@officialhambly
officialhambly she/they
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This dress I made for my spiral ruffles tutorial might my favorite accidental make
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2 months
him crashing her confessional tape YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!!!!!! ITS REAL!!!!
@darksvster
𝔱 ✧ 𝔪𝔬𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔫 𝔡𝔞𝔢𝔪𝔶𝔯𝔞
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sorry uhh i will not be reachable for the next 48 hours
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daemon is biblically attracted to rhaenyra because she is made from his rib
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so wear me like a locket around your throat, i’ll weigh you down, i’ll …
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7 months
YOU ABANDONED ME you were a child I WAS A CHILD AND LOOK AT WHAT MY LIFE BECAME WITHOUT YOU
@TheCatsX
The Cats 𝕏
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i SAID… take me to DRAGONSTONE and MAKE ME your WIFE
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cat with confusing auras
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😡
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uncle’s puppy
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5 months
JACEGAN HOTTEST BOYFRIENDS EVER
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outtakes from daemon and rhaenyra’s summer 1998 adventures 🎞️
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11 months
the rest of you, the best of you… honey, belongs to me
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2 months
mother…
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i’m fully spiraling
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don’t feed it, it will come back • a #daemyra canon divergence au chapter 3 • i know who i am, when i’m alone • 5k the joust (tourney part 1!)
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i know daemon tried to get her pregnant again that night even though it wasn’t possible i mean just look at her
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always his fault 🕯️ a brothel scene internal monologue
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@daemyraprompts
daemyra prompts
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tfw she’s the air you breathe
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10 months
the devil on her shoulder 😈 just a little modern daemyra halloween party drabble 😇 happy halloween, weenies!
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@DaemyraArchive
Daemyra Archive
11 months
prompt 02. trick or treat
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no surface in all of dragonstone was safe from them
@lucife56
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time flies when you’re having fun 🫶💕 happy one year
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11 months
daemyra in very public spaces
@Cat_Auras
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@ your love
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2 years
take me to dragonstone and make me your WIFE
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6 months
have spent the last hour writing rhaenyra dry humping daemon in this armor. thanks hbo
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wishful thinking • a #daemyra 5+1 aka, the five times daemon wins the wishbone and the one time rhaenyra wins. e rating • 2k words • chapter 1/6 playlist 💿
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2 years
he deserves a little kiss on the cheek methinks
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2 years
sick to my stomach actually
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daemon after visenya (😔)
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5 months
bred in captivity • #daemyra , caraxes/rhaenyra 3.6k words • 1/1 • explicit “do you think that our ancestors ever really made love to dragons?” tw dubcon, dragon fucking
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@swimminpainn
lulu⋆౨ৎ˚
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@unclephilia
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2 months
“do you think he named you heir because of your great wisdom” is so funny bc daemon has rightfully never gotten over the snub by a 14 y/o girl and he’s basically saying “i’ve been really nice about this for like 20 years but the rules are pretty clear that it’s no girls allowed”
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2 months
ser simon going shh shh daddy’s here while daemon cries after a bad nightmare <3
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