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Uncle Fester

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My name is Fester. It means "to rot." My mission is to take down “influencers” and call out simps. I stand with Provorov. Also, imagine buying Twitter Blue 😂.

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Joined December 2011
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8 months
@VernaSc46519779 @gerrydee Verna were you beaten over the head with a hockey stick? Sure sounds like it. No kid should be playing floor hockey with a piece of foam on a stick 😂 that’s sad.
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@unclefester888
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@Yolo304741 Ice Spice is the ugliest creature I’ve ever seen. Ew what is it?
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@EricCross04 A lot of people missed out on Westburg.
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@unclefester888
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7 months
@FriedgeHNIC Let’s investigate the “victim”. I’m assuming her OF career hasn’t taken off so she could use this payday in 2024. Ridiculous.
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@unclefester888
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9 months
@DallasStars Lol 😂 how tf did this team beat the Caps with a Scott Wedgewood in net? Shoutout = skills comp. Lindgren outplayed Mr. Career Backup.
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@unclefester888
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8 months
@amandacstein @DFOFantasy Sounds like his SZN is over and Lindy should be fired. Next.
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@unclefester888
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4 months
@EricCross04 He was sitting on the wire early this year. This came out of nowhere. Now I’m stuck with Cal Raleigh. Not good Bob.
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8 months
@PaulDelos_ LMAO how does Hill go from minutes away from starting to MIA or possibly dead? 😂
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9 months
@NHL @ESPNPlus Black Lightning
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4 months
@JARE_ee @DailyHiveVan You must not follow hockey then. Typical Vancouver weirdo.
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@unclefester888
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5 months
@Andrew_FBB Missed out on Westburg and I feel like he’s a league winner and I won’t win without him. Feeling very defeated and sad without him.
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@unclefester888
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6 months
@TMZ Why she still have those teenage girl bangs? Enough is enough.
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4 months
@fantasybbhero Late season? He’s gonna be up in a week or two.
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8 months
@NHL @Marner93 Lucky. He’s just too small and tiny to have a long lasting career. His bones. His arms. His legs. Just way too skinny to make it through anymore games and seasons. I think we are witnessing his final game of his career this evening.
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@unclefester888
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5 months
@ToolshedPod @RotoClegg @EricCross04 Neither. Give me Orelvis Martinez.
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@unclefester888
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4 months
@RocRedWings @DiamondPro3 Wait why is Mr. Wood still in the lineup? He should be on his way to DC.
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4 months
@Chandler_Rome Poor Loperfido
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@unclefester888
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6 months
@amandacstein @NJDevils You can’t be losing to a sewer team.
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4 months
@Chandler_Rome It all makes sense now. It was on his glove during the no hitter too.
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@unclefester888
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4 months
@matthewkawahara LOL why is Loperfido sitting against a mediocre RHP? Pathetic usage. How about give him some run? I will be filing a legal grievance complaint.
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@unclefester888
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5 months
@Andrew_FBB Order of priority?
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@unclefester888
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9 months
@DallasStars @VW What is wrong Otter? He is not well. Can he NOT always allow a goal early on everytime? Can this team NOT always go down early 1-0 or 2-0?
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@unclefester888
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4 months
@jett012720 @EricCross04 No it isn’t sweet cheeks. Im just trying to get more info buttercup.
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9 months
@Canucks Statistically the most boring and lucky team in sports.
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8 months
@TheFourthPeriod I wonder if Mrs. Bedard will be there at the press conference.
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9 months
@BruceLeVinePuck So they’re really gonna lean on a Scott Wedgewood?
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4 months
@NJDevils Money can buy you any blonde you want!
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@unclefester888
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9 months
@Harjas_Grewal Have you ever considered that you constantly over exaggerate all these sports injuries?
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@unclefester888
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5 months
@Underdog__MLB Honestly I’m not impressed. He looks so mid out there.
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9 months
@penguins This is a gross looking lucky player.
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4 months
@EricCross04 Beck or Loperfido? ROS thoughts on both.
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@unclefester888
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8 months
@TicTacTOmar Nobody actually likes that dork. So scrawny and needs to bulk up or he will snap in half very soon. He’s a weakling. A shrimp. A tiny twerp.
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@unclefester888
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9 months
@spittinchiclets He couldn’t envision his mama riding Papa Perry? I’d say his vision is quite poor.
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@unclefester888
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6 months
@BlakeCreamerAG @amato_mike @Ian_Gooding @ApplesGinos @fantasy_puck @fantasy_puck @BlakeCreamerAG it’s a good problem to have. To be able to have a chance at Timo this late in the season.
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@unclefester888
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7 months
@DobberHockey Kochetkov needs to be in tier 3 and I won’t debate it.
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8 months
@JesseGranger_ What happened to Mr. Hill? He goes from minutes away from starting to the infirmary.
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7 months
@hanna_aole You nasty
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@unclefester888
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6 months
@J_McPherson1126 Now give Eury updates because this is concerning that he’s been inside a MRI machine for 4 days.
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6 months
@RotoGut You will regret this contrarian approach.
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6 months
@BlakeCreamerAG @amato_mike @Ian_Gooding @ApplesGinos @fantasy_puck would you guys drop Cozens for Timo? With Toffoli gone he could go nuclear ☢️ down the stretch… right?
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@unclefester888
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5 months
@ByJackHarris Phillips faced one batter last night 😂. He should be in.
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4 months
@EricCross04 Imagine letting him rot in AAA for a full season.
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4 months
@EricCross04 So what you’re really saying is Loperfido > Beck > Black?
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@unclefester888
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7 months
@DallasStars This team is in trouble
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4 months
@EricCross04 Carter >Langford and it’s not even close.
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@unclefester888
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8 months
@Capitals Yikes. A little puck to the neck ruins the better goalies SZN. Disaster. Dump little Darcy boy too. He’s so bad. Sofa king awful.
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@unclefester888
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7 months
@robyndoolittle @FriedgeHNIC Can we investigate the “victim”? Maybe the 5 horsemen are the victims to this “woman”? Can we stop assuming now please?
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@unclefester888
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4 months
@Nationals @RocRedWings Nah. That’s not James Wood.
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5 months
@Andrew_FBB Esteury Ruiz 2.0 for 2 weeks.
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5 months
@EricCross04 So what’s the advice?
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6 months
@amato_mike @BlakeCreamerAG @Ian_Gooding @ApplesGinos @fantasy_puck The waivers are a barren wasteland so I need the 3 goalies to even make minimums. I don’t want to trust Jake Allen, Jonny Quick or Calvin Pickard headed to playoffs.
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8 months
@ryannovo62 The most tight lipped team in sports history. Just announce Jack to the IR.
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7 months
@NYRangers Lucky win.
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6 months
@NHL Hahahahahhahaha who is that Afro loser?
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8 months
@Fan960Steinberg @GameDayNewsNHL Please be back this week. I’m begging you.
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@unclefester888
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9 months
@penguins Y aren’t they starting Jarry? He had one bad game and yet you losers think it’s cute to start a career backup.
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6 months
@sound_hockey Hahahahaha what was hook nose Beniers gonna do 😂
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5 months
@EricCross04 What tier was Jones in before the season? Tier 20?
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7 months
@DFOFantasy Hahahahahahahahahhaahhaha imagine slotting him as 1C. Omg I just about exploded.
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4 months
@EricCross04 Imagine people choosing Mason Miller. I mean it’s cute and all he throws hard but it’s not hard to square up a lollipop straight as an arrow fastball. Just swing earlier. Next question.
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5 months
@CBSScottWhite Varland is 100% cooked.
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9 months
@GoldenKnights Stop giving that Jewish guy so much ice time. Why aren’t you giving Marchy ice time? I’m gonna sue. Eichel is so overrated.
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5 months
@Andrew_FBB Lots of well known fantasy analysts told us he was a 15+ team add. Now he’s long gone. Sad.
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5 months
@Andrew_FBB Wish I got in on him over Gil. It’s also very early and he could crumble from here on out.
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8 months
@GoldenKnights So Adin Hill is dead?
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4 months
@Chandler_Rome @Kerbabble @JunoVero Why is Loperfido on the bench today? He will be benched tomorrow too. I think the manager is in over his head.
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6 months
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6 months
@salimvalji Poor Mr. Markstrom
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6 months
@TMZ Her hair. Yikes.
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5 months
@dohyoungpark Amputation next to ensure 100% health going forward.
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4 months
@EricCross04 Looks like dropping Loperfido for Manzardo is fine. Loperfido looks terrible.
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8 months
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8 months
@fantasy_puck @FiredUpFantasy @BlakeCreamerAG @amato_mike @keepingkarlsson @ApplesGinos @craigerslife There��s 12 teams. It does seem like a 2nd rounder isn’t enough. If I can’t get a 1st rounder back I might as well just keep him to help me this year.
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@unclefester888
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7 months
@youremmaOF @TSN_Sports @tatemcrae @espn Shut up and contribute more useless content to simps.
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7 months
@spittinchiclets @peshghi @pinkwhitney Guys sofa king cringy. Get back behind the camera bozo @peshghi
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7 months
@BlueJacketsPR No loss. He will never become anything.
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7 months
@ZaaaGotNext @t8mcraetours @tatemcrae Stay in retirement you creepy broke weirdo.
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5 months
@CraigMish Hahahahhahha are you kidding me? So they start off winless and decide to throw in the towel on the season? Pathetic. I thought he was recovering? How gross is this franchise?
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@unclefester888
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4 months
@Andrew_FBB He needs to be called up ASAP so I can put Langford in NA when he’s sent down tomorrow.
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4 months
@TalkinBaseball_ This could’ve been avoided if Martin didn’t have a pony tail. How ridiculous does that look.
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@unclefester888
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4 months
@WinDavidWin @Andrew_FBB Yep good call. Personally I have too many IL’s and Gelof is just wasting roster space. Saving him as my sacrificial lamb for a Wood add or activating Royce, whatever comes first!
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5 months
@dohyoungpark @CloserMonkey Why is Stewart ahead of the Jax here?
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4 months
@RotoClegg Beck or Loperfido? ROS projections?
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6 months
@sammisilber How? 😂 how did this team beat the cup favourites?
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8 months
@frank_seravalli @FiredUpFantasy Unsustainable for a goalie with no pedigree really.
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7 months
@DannyShireyPGH No team should ever lose to a team with Cam Talbot as their starting goalie. Ever. Period. End of story.
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5 months
@KeeganMatheson I wonder if Batman and Robin look at this lineup and are proud of what they assembled.
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5 months
@FriedgeHNIC Thompson is the biggest loser in the game.
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8 months
@SinBinVegas @GameDayNewsNHL Mr. Hill will never, play, again.
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5 months
@EricCross04 White Sox doe.
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7 months
@alexcviola Ew what’s with her hair? Ew I’m puking.
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@unclefester888
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8 months
@NHLFlyers Name me one person that has even heard of this player. He’s a nobody. A dud. A virtual unknown. He will be my landscaper for one of my properties by this time next year.
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@unclefester888
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7 months
@spittinchiclets This announcer makes me want to pull a Cobain.
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9 months
@amato_mike Jarry has to be hurt. There is no reason for this when Jarry had one bad game.
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4 months
@EricCross04 I think it’s safe to drop Torkelson in any format for Manzardo.
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