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@ummItsKP
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My most epic #ApexLegends game!
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"Young M.A. looks better than Beyonce"
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She better be defensive player of the year!
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Mf went from Brorilla to Glorilla.
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I love my black people man. http://t.co/sJnKhPpImX
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Niggas ain't shit bruh ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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My nephew is too funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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My nigga I deadass busted out laughin.
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Can we stop using childrens images when speaking on sexual matters. Bit off putting imo.
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When you ask bae what he wanna eat and he say YOU ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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@ummItsKP
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Dreka gets Kevin a Corvette z06 for father's day pt 1.
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@ummItsKP
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Is that Ashanti with a SIDEKICK? Yeah we in for some FIRE.
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Tory Lanez โ€˜Chixtape 5โ€™ drops November 15th
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Girls attitudes be like http://t.co/6HngEpM6AJ
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When bae mad at you http://t.co/7Nk8kPwRSW
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Tiffany Pollard is proud about her hoe shit and that is fine, but laugh with me now ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Where is this girl at? http://t.co/7c6QC9VJeR
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WHEN WE START DANCIN WHAT WE DO? WE HURT THEY FEELINZZZ
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If I get a girl pregnant, I'm taking her out to celebrate... At six flags and she's getting on every ride. Every ride.
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@ummItsKP
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Yooo they too fire!
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@ummItsKP
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Pedro Erik Villanueva, 19, was shot and killed by UNDERCOVER police officers after they opened fire on his vehicle.
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Dreka gets Kevin a Corvette z06 for father's day pt 2.
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Choose your fighter ๐Ÿ‘€ Mama Spice or Mama Miami
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Lmao my girl has to be this level of goofy
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@ummItsKP
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I like being alone. Therefore in order to win me over, your presence has to feel better than my solitude.
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How I feel when she starts using my slang http://t.co/AHo3U1aquF
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If I'm blessed with a daughter, this will be me. pt 2
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Also if you didn't hear, 18 year old Anthony Nunez was killed by a cop in San Jose on the 4th of July.
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If you laugh you going to hell............
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My next relationship
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I told a girl to text me when she got home. She must be homeless.
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Man I felt for bruh. Why he kill his whole mood?
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When your girl make you cum too fast but you get it back up โœŠ http://t.co/kb7T5As48G
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Texting Under the Influence. http://t.co/nzQNk1gw03
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Back Story:
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Me after sex
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My nigga sittin there like "How can I dip without waking her ass up?" http://t.co/iw6SFpbJ5h
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"Oh dats how you feel God? After all them times I retweeted them posts about you on the TL, wooooow. You wild, its coo tho." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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That is a white child, that is caucasian from the mountains of caucusus, that is a slavic baby, a viking from iceland.
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"Dora the Explorer" live-action movie produced by Michael Bay is coming ......
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Lmao if I have a son man.. http://t.co/VfIEmi608q
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Smh.. Why females catch feelings so fast? I only met you 6 years ago. Chill ma.
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Had to bring this back..
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If she a hoe, why she ain't let you fuck?
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Kinda today lol.
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Please listen.. http://t.co/XFg3WW2J9X
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Reason I'm still single. http://t.co/EZAJtAlFlP
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DJ Akademiks, a 27 year old man, was talking to Danielle Bregoli, a 15 year old girl, for 25 minutes about niggas she may or may not had sex with. And no one thinks this shit is weird.
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IN PERSON BETTER THAN THAT PHONE SHIT IN PERSON BETTER THAN THAT PHONE SHIT IN PERSON BETTER THAN THAT PHONE SHIT
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FACETIME BETTER THAN TEXTING FACETIME BETTER THAN TEXTING FACETIME BETTER THAN TEXTING FACETIME BETTER THAN TEXTING
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Women be going through it bruh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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If you donโ€™t heal your inner child, then your outer adult will operate out of pain.
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Expectation vs reality http://t.co/Gz6p4vEeA4
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@ummItsKP
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Man listen...
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You don't have to get in shape. Round is already a shape.
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"And then we had animal cookies before nap time." http://t.co/0Bg3JwS0UY
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I don't have have trust issues, I just know better.
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Do you still thank God when it don't work?
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When bae already in bed and they waitin on you
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@therichlane Nigga pick one with yo pandering ass ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Just say you want sex bruh ๐Ÿ˜‚, these girls grindin gettin their shit together. Just need consistent dick, they don't want us fam.
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Goofy women are top tier.
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fuck rico
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Light skin girls more evil than all these niggas put together... http://t.co/aGuospoq8Z
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Lurkin on bae page be like.. http://t.co/VyqpOgYnRC
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Is the pussy wearing the weave?
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Her: What does she have that I don't? Me: .... food stamps.
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Yoooooooo y'all read what this nigga @Retro_Spectro_ said ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ http://t.co/Asly7SJ4Mi
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โ€œThat is a white child, that is caucasian from the mountains of caucusus, that is a slavic baby, a viking from iceland.โ€
@FINALLEVEL
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I wake up every morning with 3 girls..... lol #TheIceFamily
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Actual footage of me everyday.
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"Ain't no soccer mom bihh" http://t.co/zHF9oJrn0l
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Me when I wish a nigga would...
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Nigga I'm at work trying to keep it together. RT @bniceloco : i'm fucking crying
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When a nigga holding the blunt too long... http://t.co/lYuoJcx6DN
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"But I love y...." Me: http://t.co/vTrXT0XCGf
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๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ HER!
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High. Sex. Art. http://t.co/9EXmAcruWj
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When they not showing you the attention you need.
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If he trash, as you claim, and you keep holding him down, you a trash bag ma.
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When bae drunk. http://t.co/SYsbP2oh5S
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I think I'm going back into a shell.. I been too open with people lately and was reminded why I don't do that.
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Bruh this is too funny ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ http://t.co/a21K10w9vc
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You gotta send ya girl this when she text you all that freak shit...
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I am all 3 of the @Migos ...
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If I'm blessed with a daughter, this will be me. pt 1.
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Then Her ๐Ÿ˜
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