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umar

@umarants

1 year

the moon is beautiful, isn’t it?

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11 months

@PicturesFoIder unfortunately people doing this job in third world countries make less than $4 a day

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5 months

@FabrizioRomano very big players like mighty ferran, grandpa disney, alonslow and world class roberto

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5 months

@TimelineCR7 how can someone be so shameless

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3 years

while we’re having our suhoor and iftar in peace, our Palestinian brothers are going through this brutality right now. Ya Allah please destroy & abolish Israel! raise your voice. use your platform. show your support. #AlAqsaUnderAttack #SaveSheikhJarrah

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7 years

‘Bhai 11 zehr waale samosay dena’

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11 months

falling for mcdonald’s new prices is imaan ki kamzori btw

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1 year

@SureshFromIIT @Smokingskills07 such a fair and lovely death, i must say

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6 years

This picture is going to haunt all of us in our sleep. #WorldCupFinal

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1 year

@TheSquind despite our deep-seated hatred for israel, we’d never stoop to mocking israeli children’s suffering. it’s what sets us apart i guess.

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2 years

gajray for mom and sisters <3

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7 years

My 6yo sister was watching cartoons with her eyes filled with tears and when I asked her why’s she crying, she replied ‘Doraemon is leaving Nobita and going back to the 22nd century’ lmaooo!

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1 year

my sister made brownies and they taste really REALLY good but i sent her this anyway

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1 year

@RockstarGames

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6 years

Pakistan’s first mechanical heart transplant procedure successfully performed by NICVD KARACHI. It was undoubtedly a medical breakthrough in the history of Pakistan which shows the World that Pakistan is developing and how talented our doctors are. #BrightSideOfPakistan

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6 years

4th Position in HSC-II, Alhamdulillah!

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1 year

my 11 yo sister y’all 😭

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you guys text ur siblings?? like normal convos???

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umar

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3 years

📍Hyderabad, Pakistan. #PalestineWillBeFree

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5 years

“I chew my gum, then whoop your bum.”

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6 years

...churwao insey.

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Twitter ki jaan

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1 year

doing qurbani with my own hard earned money for the first ever time this year. Alhamdulillah! 🤲🏽

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@Blukilos

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3 years

Don’t let the media fool you. This isn’t “two countries at war”. THIS IS A GENOCIDE!! #SavePalestine #GazaUnderAttack

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6 years

Karius in tears, apologizes to Liverpool fans. Saddest picture on the internet today. #UCLfinal

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2 years

@keelwho @breaking_frames tf did i just read😭

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umar

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7 years

This is Pakistan, not Naughty America. Sit down!

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7 years

What is Haram will always be Haram, Even if the whole world engages in it.

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3 months

being completely genuine with someone can make them think you’re naive

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umar

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6 years

Okay, where’s my belt?

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@TheRizviGuy

6 years

Beat her if u can. 💓 #FineBrownWomen

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7 years

Running away from studies, problems, anxiety and responsibilities just to watch PSL like:

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1 year

@ClipsGoesViral in a parallel universe

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1 month

two types of comments on my insta posts

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7 years

Fixed it.

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7 months

@BarcaUniversal @sport that’s money for nico williams and zubimendi right there

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6 years

I don’t feel so good... #infinit8iniesta

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1 year

@HumansNoContext

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6 years

Woh bachon ka baaraa saal ragra lagane ke baad entry test lena zaroori hai kya?

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umar

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7 years

‘Koi puchay toh kehna Mother Fakhar aya tha’

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1 year

@bilalosophy true story. for those who can’t believe, i’m that girl

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7 months

pakoray jalay hue khaa lenge, hath nahi chorhenge

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umar

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7 years

Constweepation?

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8 months

yeh shaam phir nahi aayegi

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umar

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6 years

Desi girls summed up in a single meme

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7 months

bro who sends these stickers to my mom 😭

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umar

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7 years

Depression, anxiety and bad grades be like:

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Can we still be friends

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umar

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6 years

“Rabba vey mai kithay phass gaya”

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7 years

‘Woh jee bass aaj apne bhai ka jootha pani pee kar aya tha’

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umar

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6 years

Nepal mein toh banda koi katal bhi nahi kar sakta, subha jisko maar ke phenko, shaam ko wahi banda aake aapka girebaan pakar lega.

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umar

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11 months

chapris ka national anthem

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umar

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6 months

eid mubarak 🌙

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umar

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9 months

@sedsaad_ thori si sharam naam ki cheez hai? jahalat ki bhi koi intehaa houti hai

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umar

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7 years

So this kid messaged me ‘bhai lesbians are those who like girls, right?’ I said yes. He said ‘Toh issme galat kya hai, mai bhi lesbian hoon’ LMAOOO I’M CRYINGG!

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7 years

BEST CATCH OF THE PSL HISTORY. #HBLPSL

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7 years

So this girl liked my retweet and i went to her profile and liked one of her retweet. Udhaar nahi rakhtey hum.

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umar

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11 months

Indeed Allah is Al-Musawwir - The flawless shaper.

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umar

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7 years

‘Khuda ka diya sab kuch hai tumhare paas mere number ke siwa’

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umar

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5 years

Just some false allegations ruined his whole career. Lost 6 different contracts of different movies, has no other source of income, facing a financial crisis. Pakistani women in the name of feminism have never stood up against the inequality cases in rural areas 1/2

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umar

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7 years

But remember, Jannah is full of sinners who repent.

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umar

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7 years

‘Rabba kismat mein rouna kyun likha?’

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5 months

@nocontextfooty ended the bus’s career

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7 years

Phuppho memes aren’t funny anymore. Bass karjao beghairton!

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7 years

If 911 deserves a moment of silence, Then Palestine deserves us to never speak again. #ProtectFirstQibla

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7 years

Pakistani twitter revolves around crushes, chai, and lame trolls.

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umar

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6 years

sadly, your name is areeb and your humour is ghareeb.

Reeb.

@vellamasroof

6 years

I wish my name was sadaf cause i’m always sadAf.

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5 months

@mterstegen1 @FCBarcelona start learning arabic ter statue, al ittihad is knocking on the front door

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umar

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3 years

if u find this cute, we can never be friends.

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umar

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7 years

Ik I’m tweeting this about the most famous person here and he has got some huge fan following but who cares? Get a life dear artist.🙂

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umar

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6 years

I’m really sorry girls, you deal with this kinda shit daily. Some men are really so fkin trash.

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7 years

17 and here to remind you nobody gives a fuck!

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7 years

Hide yo girls. #NewProfilePic

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umar

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6 years

Disrespecting someone’s parents is the worst thing you can use as a comeback.

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7 years

84% in HSC-1. Alhamdulillah!

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7 years

‘Shahid bhai window seat par mai bethunga’

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umar

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6 years

Asked this 35yo uncle at the gym how many kids he has and he was like ‘mai toh 19 saal ka hoon bhai, um acha chalta hoon mere abbu kabse bahar lene aaye huwe hain’. Why people are so extra?!

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7 years

Went Karachi for NET and we guys waited for 3 hours to enter and they were allowing girls to simply go without making any line. Pakistanis know their worth and respect their rights but Paki Feminism is just about ‘mera jism meri marzi’ and ‘aurat raaj araha hai’. Pathetic.

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umar

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1 year

much better than a buzzcut, right?

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1 year

buzzcut, yes or no?

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umar

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6 years

I reply back people in secs and regret seeing them taking a whole fkn day to reply me but then, i again reply back instantly and this regret cycle continues.

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umar

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6 years

I laugh at my own jokes like a retard. Self love is important.

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umar

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9 months

@BarcaTimes @memorabilia1899 retro vibes 😮‍💨

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2 years

Eid Mubarak 🫶🏽

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6 years

Brother found world’s biggest chapaati.

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7 years

What’s the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race.

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umar

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7 years

Pornhub par match dekhrahi ho kya?

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ohhh fuck out 😍😍😍

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umar

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7 years

Urdu achi na hou toh fakhr se apne aap ko cool samajhte hain, English achi na hou toh inferiority complex se jal jal kar marjate hain. Waah bhai kya baat hai!

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umar

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6 years

Who did it better?

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umar

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1 year

karachi today ⛅️

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umar

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7 years

I feel so lucky when my mom says ‘Ayat-ul-Kursi parh lou aur khayal se jana’. ❤️

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7 years

Posting a ‘Hadith thread’ to show you the importance of Hazrat Umar bin Khattab(R.A). Yes, a huge slap in the faces of these kafirs.

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7 years

Unmention me please.

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1 year

chef umar’s special chicken reshmi handi 🤌🏽

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umar

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6 years

How do you ppl manage to take these perfect selfies i mean i spent half an hour trying to take a good picture and failed badly. Time to put my phone on charge.

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umar

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6 years

our people have made pregnancy a topic nobody can talk about openly, the reason why these kids joke about it. It’s a pure relation between parents and a growing kid ffs try some other ways to act funny.

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umar

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6 years

When she feels it growing in her hands.