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an open diary about how i'm barely alive │ allow me to be free

she/her
Joined August 2023
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
6 months
윤활유 없음, 보호 없음, 밤새도록, 하루 종일 부엌 바닥에서 변기까지, 식탁에서 침실까지, 욕실 세면대에서 샤워실까지, 현관에서 발코니까지, 수직, 수평, 이차 , 기하급수적, 대수적, 숨을 헐떡이며 비명을 지르고 빛을 보는 동안, 선교사, 카우걸, 리버스 카우걸, 강아지, 뒤로, 옆으로, 거꾸로,
@MaiOhNeze
Maiohneze ✨
6 months
Kefla / Dragon Ball Super
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7 months
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J.D.
6 months
@JanktoBarak the ye reference is too funny
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J.D.
7 months
this picture had me looking like it was a "where's waldo" book
@BhdAnkur
Animelover
7 months
6) DBZ wrath of the Dragon
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J.D.
7 months
mental institution for life for anyone involved in the making of this
@BhdAnkur
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
7 months
nickelodeon should've never put hot violent women in front of my screen at age 11 cause look how i turned out
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
9 months
mf probably cant say a single word in spanish yet the whole LATAM area would vote for him as president
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J.D.
6 months
he's so real
@ughhaxnoxxnz
anoushay :3
6 months
it was just a question..?
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
3 months
她把她的怪物公鸡放进我的入口,然后迅速动作她的大公鸡在我的阴户内,她的大公鸡在我紧绷的阴户内不停地跳动,我紧绷我的阴户,当她把我的阴户塞进我的子宫深处时,她发出一声轻柔的呻吟,然后将她的精液射入我的子宫内
@MaiOhNeze
Maiohneze ✨
3 months
Videl ( Summer )/ Dragon Ball Super
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J.D.
11 months
hitler turning out to be the worst dad on planet earth who could've seen that coming
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
6 months
man you know jack shit and you're just afraid of effeminate men being more secure of their sexuality and identity than you'll ever fucking be
@loveologian
ro
6 months
female gender nonconformity and male "gender nonconformity" are not the same-- there's a reason why a girl in "boy clothes" just looks like a normal human being but something very often feels very off about men who perform femininity
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
7 months
such an ignorant reaction when you realise a) The Boy and the Heron is actually a better movie and it is actually finished and b) Hayao Miyazaki has shaped the animation film industry as we know it today and he deserves not only this award but all the respect in the world
@shameikmoore
Shameik Moore
7 months
*robbed
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J.D.
1 year
i think it's cool he's found himself and the quotes are being terribly mean for no reason
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J.D.
7 months
what this mf does on his free time btw
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
8 months
jd
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J.D.
5 months
three wildly different convos from my e friends
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J.D.
8 months
watched Past Lives today and it was a great movie but i left the theatre mad cause i look like the cuck husband
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
8 months
for me the best ever
@Wrestling80s90s
Wrestling from 80s/90s
8 months
On This Day in Wrestling History - WWF Smackdown was released 24 years ago today on the Original Sony PlayStation (3/2/2000)
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
5 months
busco / compro abono de primavera sound // looking for tickets for Primavera sound (:
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J.D.
6 months
This mf wanna be gay cause a woman won’t look at him due to: not planning ahead, not working on himself and listening to a bald loser 😂
@broBigOrBroHome
bro big or bro home
6 months
they should make a dating app with no women
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J.D.
5 months
busco ticket para Primavera Sound para hoy jueves 30 de mayo! (: // looking for a Ticket for Primavera Sound today 30th of May (:
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
1 year
two bookmarks from both Deniz' accounts
@Vanlenciacf
𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞.𝐩𝐧𝐠
1 year
Hey
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
6 months
I'd swipe right and she'd swipe right and we'd be terrible for each other for less than two weeks, leaving me scarred for life and her unfazed
@avgspacelover
siddharth🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸
6 months
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J.D.
6 months
something young chasen would've done
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
6 months
Usher’s son steals his dad’s phone to message PinkPantheress on Instagram in cute interaction: “Hello this is Usher's son Naviyd I'm you true biggest fan please follow me back…I put him on to masterpieces”
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J.D.
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@jadeyanh_
jade
4 months
^-^
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
7 months
I think this is what made DBZ so unique and real, the fact that the creator never meant it to be this big, he was just having fun with it coming up with stuff and going with the flow for me the best ever, he achieved every creator's dream
@MatoiRisu
Risu 🍋✂️
7 months
He had no idea
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J.D.
5 months
@OyeManin123 @OnMySavoia man you need a rope around your neck since circa 2016
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
11 months
btw ive been very well behaved, no coke since paris, no mdma since the 11th of last month, no weed for almost three months now and no alcohol for almos three months as well
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J.D.
5 months
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
10 months
bro this mf is 45, balding and father of 2 kids sending me memes about "this initial owes you tacos" dkm
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
7 months
he genuinely seems like the nicest guy on the planet man omg
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val
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J.D.
8 months
if I speak I will be suspended
@IShowSpeedHQ
Speedy HQ
8 months
🚨| WATCH: SPEED JUST SLIDE TACKLED KAKA FROM THE BACK 😭😭😭😭
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
11 months
tha blowjob brothers
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J.D.
6 months
她把她的怪物公鸡放进我的入口,然后迅速动作她的大公鸡在我的阴户内,她的大公鸡在我紧绷的阴户内不停地跳动,我紧绷我的阴户,当她把我的阴户塞进我的子宫深处时,她发出一声轻柔的呻吟,然后将她的精液射入我的子宫内
@MaiOhNeze
Maiohneze ✨
6 months
Videl / Dragon Ball Z
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
8 months
Deniz Andres
@IRL_Soyjaks
IRL Soyjaks
8 months
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J.D.
8 months
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J.D.
7 months
like honestly one of the most insane tweets I've ever read my tl just gets worse and worse and I just keep agreeing
@CraigAdams42069
Craig Adams
7 months
Like what do you even do if this is you? I’d just sit around flicking my bean all day. How does she get anything done?
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J.D.
10 months
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@IZCheek
IZHeir
10 months
Hamburger warra a meal
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
8 months
one time i got suspended for telling zano he should **** himself and got my account back by saying we were good friends joking around I lost that same account like two weeks later after saying the same to deniz and trying to justify it the same way lol
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
5 months
deniz andres
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J.D.
1 year
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J.D.
5 months
top 1 things ever created on the internet
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J.D.
5 months
she's retarded omg 💔💔💔
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
5 months
Dua Lipa reveals that she doesn’t have a therapist, but does have an astrologist: “I speak to my girl, Rosie, my astrologist, if I have a dilemma and I’m like, ‘What’s this month saying?’ […] We text a lot.”
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J.D.
8 months
this and bullying him into sports so that he can save his family financially >>>
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J.D.
7 months
two parts man come on
@BhdAnkur
Animelover
7 months
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J.D.
10 months
nah this video one of the most terrifying there are in the world if you know the context
@Prettymuchheat
BruhWithTheShades
10 months
Chris Jericho waking up today seeing his feed:
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J.D.
7 months
i dont think i wanna talk to giancarlo like dat
@betchesugh
could be us
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J.D.
7 months
this ever happened to me I'd **** myself in front of her to leave an everlasting impact cause I'd rather *** than be disrespected like this tbh
@lucy_guo
Lucy Guo
7 months
Appreciation post for my best friend (who is single and the nicest guy ever)
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
1 year
@onthervnmvrvt 彼女に人生を終わらせてもいい
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
7 months
da blowjob brothers
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
7 months
and they always do look like it too
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J.D.
7 months
menez
@Thinkwert
Thinkwert
7 months
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J.D.
7 months
bro honestly i might actually tune in to this cause it's a great hypothesis
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7 months
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J.D.
7 months
travis in the middle with the batman suit is beyond hilarious
@matmoutaa
Matmouta
7 months
Who do y’all got winning⁉️ Team Kendrick or Team Drake
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
6 months
they done turned batista dominican
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
6 months
First look at ‘MY SPY 2’ Releasing July 18 on Prime Video.
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J.D.
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@Extralongdokkan
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9 months
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J.D.
11 months
fuck off
@SteelCrustacean
𝗛𝗲𝗮𝘃𝘆 𝗟𝗼𝗯𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 🍉
11 months
counterpoint because I like seeing people happy
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J.D.
6 months
watched 'c'è ancora domani' by Paola Cortellesi today in the cinema as well, lovely lovely film, so happy it exists, such wonderful performances I adored it! very happy to have such easy access to European cinema here
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J.D.
5 months
@OnMySavoia he thinks we can either agree or disagree on economics we might solve capitalist society under his guidance
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
1 year
who even are all these people
Deadline day went well for Chelsea: Palmer signed Burstow, Humphreys, Morreira all got good loans Maatsen stays + probably extends Gallagher stays CHO sold A bit unfortunate not to sell Chalobah and Cucurella tho
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J.D.
4 months
oh this is GOOD brain rot
@Bad_Rats_King
Bhicken
4 months
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J.D.
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J.D.
10 months
this why you're only on private now @OyeManin123
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
6 months
it's OVER this generation has forgotten how to bond or have a simple conversation 🕊️🕊️🕊️ everything gotta be overstimulating now or else you're OUT
@Tasha_HTX
♒️ Tasha♒️
6 months
Asking me what I do for fun is a sure way for me to stop talking to you.
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J.D.
7 months
I knew the result of the match but when I first watched it at 9 years old I stood up and started walking around the screen like a dad watching a game
@ChandranTheMan
ChanMan
7 months
"Climb the ladder kid! Make yourself famous!" -Jim Ross
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J.D.
8 months
I just had a call with a production company and I gotta be honest with yall I think I've got one foot in the industry already
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
8 months
on valentines day too
@OnMySavoia
Giancarlo
8 months
Dune bucket locked in
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J.D.
6 months
the day this account dies is the day I go with it
@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
6 months
Anya Taylor-Joy in NYC
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J.D.
7 months
there's so much to unpack...the ankle monitor is killing me
@808andCarShakes
808s & Car Shakes
4 years
Detroit rapper 42 Dugg posted up with some fans 🖤
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J.D.
6 months
this should be in an internet hall of fame if there ever is one cause lmfaoooooooooooo
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J.D.
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
5 months
I need to become a plumber
@skatie420
katie
5 months
a plumber is coming to fix my sink today and i wanted to look nice in case it turns into a porn scenario. i just want to be prepared if that ends up happening
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J.D.
7 months
this fucking tweet is amazing
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J.D.
5 months
this mf is so gay bro
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J.D.
7 months
to think they only hope for the universe was hiding in three absolute dipshits
@PiccoDamayonaiz
Piccolo Damayonnaiz
7 months
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J.D.
1 year
death penalty just of hitting "post" on this one
@shoe0nhead
shoe
1 year
why is there a housing crisis in NYC when theres all this land??????
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J.D.
8 months
impressive piece by conterporary artist john du charles
@OnMySavoia
Giancarlo
8 months
Vicious cycle
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
7 months
tiktok and marvel generation cannot pay attention no more lol
@TheAlexSylvian
Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan)
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J.D.
6 months
unmuted giancarlo 💔💔
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J.D.
7 months
Oppenheimer needs a sequel
@timesofindia
The Times Of India
7 months
Seven-year-old raped, axed and strangled to death in Madhya Pradesh's Chhindwara The accused hid her body in a pile of wood near the house. When the family could not find the girl they filed a missing complaint at the police station. Read:
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J.D.
7 months
everybody at my workplace retarded omg 💔💔💔
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J.D.
1 year
we back
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J.D.
1 year
this mf addicted to FAILURE
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
7 months
what a great guy, funny as well even today if i come across a clip of him in icarly
@crimsonrosso
crimsonfear
7 months
Learned that jerry trainor constantly did whatever he could to keep dan sheinder away from harming the kids on set. Hes now upgraded to giga chad territory
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J.D.
1 year
i dont ever wanna know a girl's past cause it'll torture me
@wildtiktokss
Wild TikToks
1 year
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J.D.
7 months
If you look like this dm
@anyafolders
best of anya taylor-joy
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@uhatejd__
J.D.
6 months
💔💔💔💔
@fitfuljest
lil bruh
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J.D.
10 months
@Memakker
Memakker
10 months
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J.D.
9 months
I probably won but he saw my tweets and had to run it back
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J.D.
11 months
deniz Andres to jd
@insultsrare
rare insults
11 months
😭😭
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J.D.
9 months
koezo123's calendar
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J.D.
6 months
damn I might need her
@enchantingliyah
aaliyah ✿・̑◡・̑)♡
6 months
and i’m out of jail now
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1 year
actually that's the kind of statement that will make sure he stays working for the rest of his life if he so desires in hollywood
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