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@uglygrm

3 months

I mean, with God there’s no way I could possibly lose

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@uglygrm

8 days

Goodbye Nigeria, Nigeria will get better y’all 😍

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@uglygrm

12 days

Very soon i’ll join you guys in saying “nigeria will get better” while outside Nigeria 🙏🏾

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@uglygrm

3 months

“Hwfa you don do your own?” “Omo I never do am” -intense happiness knowing someone’s as fucked as you.

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@uglygrm

1 month

My sister wan start skincare business same time I wan start to dey care for my skin

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@uglygrm

2 months

“What if i die tomorrow and you couldn’t apologize before then” She died the next day. 💔

𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐳🍀

@Kinztheheat

2 months

ⓘ One random thing someone said casually that you still think of till today?

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@uglygrm

3 months

Tinubu still has 3 more years left. 😭💔.

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3 months

the saddest reality is that:

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@uglygrm

3 months

“You’re so quiet” ah, bro my mouth no good o.

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@uglygrm

3 months

My mama think say na apollo, she no know say na igbo

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@uglygrm

2 months

💔

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@uglygrm

1 month

My papa for just pour me for floor

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@uglygrm

2 months

“1-1”😭

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@uglygrm

1 month

My papa dey contact Netflix say why dem debit am.

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@uglygrm

4 months

“When I grow up I want to be a pilot” your teacher back then know say hope no dey, dem wan just collect salary. 😭

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@uglygrm

1 month

Bro, my dad is watching paternity test videos cos I annoyed him.

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@uglygrm

2 months

I don die 😭

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@uglygrm

18 days

If boys share their sapa moments in the university , you go wan cry.

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@uglygrm

2 months

omo I’m dating to marry sha.

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@uglygrm

1 month

Everybody say tinubuuuuu 😭😂

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@uglygrm

3 months

My popsy jand, we dey on vc, the old man dey tear chicken come carry the chicken close to the phone say “eat naw” I don suffer 😭

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@uglygrm

1 month

Think I speak for us all.

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@uglygrm

1 month

Bro, if pesin carry you comot. Try hold your own bar o. E get why

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@uglygrm

29 days

If you dey unilag and your name na James(400L) and you dey date my sister , she just thief your type c iPhone charger wey you just buy.

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@uglygrm

2 months

𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐮.✰

@theonlyfolu

2 months

finished man 101:

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@uglygrm

3 months

My mama go dey pray for me, dey do vigil burn candles, I go dey here dey smoke Igbo 💔.

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@uglygrm

3 months

Your parents don send you allowance for school before and then you check your cgpa and be like “omo I gats make these people proud” 😂

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@uglygrm

2 months

So my pikin too go dey scam me from school. Fucckk 💔

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@uglygrm

1 month

loverboys would never win lmao.

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@uglygrm

2 months

Bro Lagos is not a normal place😭 This tout collected my phone and said I should prostrate and pray for him before he can give me back. I did it o💀

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@uglygrm

20 days

as we start dey smoke, this boy first play cana. You go know people wey go live long

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@uglygrm

5 months

Honestly, 100k won’t change your wardrobe

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@uglygrm

1 month

If you’ve got beef with me, I’ve eaten it. I don’t waste good source of protein 🙏🏾

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@uglygrm

2 months

I dey reason life after school, these ones dey party. Everyone’s different sha

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@uglygrm

24 days

“I know how you feel” no you don’t, you idiotic bastard

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@uglygrm

2 months

Some of you don’t need therapy, you need exorcism.

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@uglygrm

2 months

“I wan chop the update well, before I share am” If you’re like this God will punish you.

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@uglygrm

14 days

Now i see why kids stop crying when they see breasts.. it’s clear now

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@uglygrm

1 month

Before you date me, just know I won’t post you even if you’re lost.

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@uglygrm

3 months

Is it advisable to leave the country after uni without doing nysc or just stay and do it then leave later ? Need y’all opinions .

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@uglygrm

3 months

They bought me my first iPhone. 🫡 I’m so grateful

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@Razzie_Dml

3 months

Facts about these type of international Buddies??

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@uglygrm

1 month

Fuel attendant : one litre is 800naira Me: ah, omo, jesus, my neck, my eyes * Here Take my card 💳

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@uglygrm

2 months

My friend is so unreal bro 😭

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@uglygrm

2 months

I’m currently experiencing life at a speed of 15wtfs per hour.

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@uglygrm

19 days

it’s done. But -30yrs

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@uglygrm

25 days

I’m about to be hot, no be God’s grace, na soap.

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@uglygrm

2 months

I’ll let God fix it , because if I fix it I’ll be in jail

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@uglygrm

1 month

It pains me that there are some beautiful music out there that I’ll never get to hear.

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@uglygrm

1 month

Me and pesin go smoke igbo My mama say she know her child

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@uglygrm

1 month

I completely lost interest in almost everything, but not in making money sha

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@uglygrm

2 months

I’d advise you, if you like someone don’t listen to what people say about them .

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@uglygrm

2 months

Dove bar soap 1,500 ?? if I no fly problem go dey.

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@uglygrm

16 days

“W” “real” “❤️” don’t you ever, I repeat ever in your life comment it under my tweets

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@uglygrm

2 months

The version of me you created in your head is not my responsibility.

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@uglygrm

3 months

God to jonah after trying to run away :

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@_xsfghj

3 months

Na me you dey use do hide and seek abi. ok nau

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@uglygrm

1 month

🫂❤️

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@uglygrm

1 month

If you’re the first born, life don dey lead you 2-0

Tee☆🖤🎱

@Being_Terry

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Siblings 101:

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@uglygrm

3 months

“I care about you” no care again.

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@uglygrm

2 months

For my papa next life e no go choose me as pikin 😭

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@uglygrm

2 months

“I carried you for 9 months” who you for carry ??

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@uglygrm

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I mean how did I get all these 😌.

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@uglygrm

1 month

My sister wan start skincare business same time I wan start to dey care for my skin

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@uglygrm

4 months

fw music more than I fw people

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@uglygrm

2 months

Lecturer says: “If you want to leave the class you can leave” Ah, don’t leave o.. na setuppp 😂

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@uglygrm

1 month

Next time I’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

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@uglygrm

1 month

Fml bro, I just broke my mom’s favorite awo

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@uglygrm

3 months

So I go still do masters ? With this brain ? omo

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@uglygrm

8 days

@lota_king3 do you have a strong lawyer ? 😂

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@uglygrm

1 month

@astrofgs the way you speak my mind sometimes should be studied

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@uglygrm

1 month

Don’t get caught up in family issues, whether yours or not. I’m begging

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@uglygrm

2 months

Life is so funny, just make peace w the necessary people.

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@uglygrm

2 months

- Decide my future. - Finding me a wife

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@oneandonlytemi

2 months

What are the things you won't let your African parent do for you?

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@uglygrm

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Very soon i’ll join you guys in saying “nigeria will get better” while outside Nigeria 🙏🏾

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@uglygrm

2 months

My papa go dey spend millions on my grandpa burial. Pesin wey dey hell fire. tch

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@uglygrm

1 month

The friends you graduated with from uni won’t message you to check up on you but to see how far you’ve gone.

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@uglygrm

1 month

sad boys will smile again.. inshallah

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@uglygrm

1 month

If you want to watch a movie without tickets, just visit Lagos mahn. There are different episodes and seasons even teasers.

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@uglygrm

2 months

Look at the shit we call love these days

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@uglygrm

25 days

I’m about to be hot, no be God’s grace, na soap.

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@uglygrm

1 month

Hey there fine boys, show us a message of you getting compliments from the other gender 🫵🏾

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@uglygrm

1 month

bro, nothing is actually funny.

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@uglygrm

2 months

I’ve been 18+ since I was 10.

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@uglygrm

2 months

I dey lie give dem and dem dey repost

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@uglygrm

2 months

omo I’m dating to marry sha.

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@uglygrm

4 months

My popsy and momsy go dey talk say “I know my child” lmao ok naw.

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@uglygrm

2 months

I wish people had a 30sec trailer so I can see what I’m getting myself into.

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@uglygrm

3 months

E good to sabi ball o, dem play match, Pesin wey come late before me enter. 💔

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@uglygrm

3 months

Is it really necessary to end every beef you had w people in uni during your final years ?

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@uglygrm

2 months

I dey follow cultist play COD, he just dey shout “you go chop my kala” I no even know which kala

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@uglygrm

2 months

one day I’ll find a barber who’ll give me exactly a fade haircut, till then. 💔

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@uglygrm

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omo God if I be you, I no go wake tinubu o 😡.

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@uglygrm

2 months

@bobszn_ Naim hit you, no worry I understand 😂😂💔

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@uglygrm

3 months

Like this tweet and I’ll say something about you.

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@uglygrm

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I really hope my story turns out to be one of those African kids whose African parents didn’t believe in their dreams but they proved them wrong

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@uglygrm

2 months

i just want to sit by an ocean and reflect deeply on my life.

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@uglygrm

2 months

You went to stay with a family for some days, have you ever wondered if they counted you as an additional burden ??

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@uglygrm

1 month

If you’re a student here , what can 20k do for you now ?

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@uglygrm

2 months

When it’s time for me to leave this earth, I’ll turn my will into a treasure hunt, the smartest kid wins it. Things can’t be boring after I’m gone lmao.

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@uglygrm

3 months

Nigerian students go dey plan their own, supervisor too go dey plan e own too. omo

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@uglygrm

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has there ever been a match where two players scored a hat-trick?

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@uglygrm

1 month

Lowkey I’m just here wondering how Satan must’ve been looking at me matching his head when I was a kid.

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@uglygrm

1 month

The prettiest girls that are in Lagos are not even from Lagos itself lmao.

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@uglygrm

1 month

Let me see your Apple Music

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@ahdebee

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talking stage questions:

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@uglygrm

2 months

If you’re fighting demons, get in a ring with them🙏🏾 don’t put that shii on me

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@uglygrm

1 month

So the intention is nothing but greatness.

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