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let me be the one // personal: @uhhmarty // (they/he)

Dallas, TX
Joined January 2015
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canvas now has stories
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cold weather finally arrived in houston <3
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Professor: "for this final you will be allowed to use calculators" Me:
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this month's hottest new club is UT it has everything: $20 transcripts white supremacy wendy's 4 for $4 albino squirrels depression
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✔️B.S.A in mathematics ✔️unemployed ✔️mediocre gpa ✔️cried a lot BUT I never thought a college degree was going to be attainable for someone like me so I’m extremely happy to finally announce I’m a first gen college graduate! 🥳🥳 in case u were wondering gays CAN do math!!!!
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me opening canvas on a sunday night
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eating anywhere in riverside
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me in the sac after failing an exam
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number 1 on kpop album itunes chart!!
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at graduation rn and they accidentally put “highest honors” on my name card then went back and used white out ... yeah that sums up my college career
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me talking to a straight couple: so who's the stem major and who's the liberal arts major?
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I am a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 UT Student Looking for: ⚪️ Men ⚪️ Women 🔘 a 4.0 GPA
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wtf did anyone else see that moojo closed permanently ? girl i....
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you can be a stem major without being an asshole it’s so easy you literally: 1. stop thinking you’re better than other people 2. shut your mouth about other people’s career choices wow ! so simple !
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what if we… connected on linkedin? .. haha, just kidding.. unless..?
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me at lush: *picks up glass of water* lush employee: hey there! 😂💯 do you know how to use that? I can give you a tutorial if you want :)
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I picked up my diploma today and it doesn’t even have my major on it was ut trying to save printer ink or something??! girl fuck you....
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Beyoncé: "today I regret that night I put that ring on" Me: I'm not even married but I'm so ANGERY right now!!!!!!!!
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I JUST TOOK A SELFIE WITH KATHY GRIFFIN
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we need a disney princess that goes to the cmhc
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freshman: I'm going to join all these great clubs and my resume is going to be so good!! me:
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an email from my roommate I just met...
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me spending money on clothes in video games instead of on better weapons
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chungha part 4 🤪 #sxsw
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y’all out here voting for colton?
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white people when they go to riverside and see a brown person
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I felt like this was a relevant answer on the survey @UTProbs #UT19 http://t.co/Oc2ctdPX10
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me: cute boy: me:
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me after dropping a class I need to graduate
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CHUNGHA MY QUEEN!!
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hello happy pride month I bought my first pair of glasses 😎🌈
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hi my makeup looked really cute today
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not wearing makeup and got a different haircut... let me ask the audience
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omg y’all think choking is still extra in 2018? girl we getting hit by cars as foreplay by now
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I kno i haven’t posted much about post-gr*d life but a couple weeks ago i accepted a job offer at [REDACTED] and today was my first day ^_______^ also i finally have a car :0 looks like i’m gonna be a houston gay for the foreseeable future... :) also yes that’s why i’m private 🥴
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me @ everyone touring campus:
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me walking on speedway without an umbrella
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me when I see the riverside bus pulling away
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YES I'm trying to lose weight and YES I just ate a taco bell $5 box BUT I also got sparkling water instead of soda
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hey besties guess who turned 24 today
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me looking for a snack to study at the library with
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bitches spend $160 on airpods but are really out here washing and reusing condoms??
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#UTPartyStories when you been wildin so long at the PCL that even Wendy's is closed
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i love complaining about how i “need new music” as i start playing melodrama for the 100th time in a row
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me spending hundreds of dollars to plan a denver trip for loona just for them to come to dallas AND houston…. ctfu anyways you will be seeing me at all 3 dates
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CHUNGHA AT SXSW
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choose your fighter
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me remembering i have to buy turnips
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me going to pick up a box of wine
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anybody else already wanna go back to austin
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me trying to hide from maintenance
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yes i’m getting drunk tonight... 💕
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got an email from my professor asking why he hasn’t seen me in class for three weeks
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when i grow up i’m gonna be a pcl printer: - smells nice in there - get to beep - friendly librarians
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me: the12 shots in my stomach:
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are you fucking kidding me LMAO #TumblrIsOverParty
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I never smile in pictures and I only know one pose but um... hi ✨💕🌼🌸
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me: friend: ok I'm so fucking pissed me:
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spontaneously took a short walk 🌤
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you're not a true millennial until you chase a shot with almond milk
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sometimes self care means skipping liability and going straight to hard feelings/loveless
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career fair was today... someone hire me i promise i’m good at something ! 👉🏼👈🏼
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me waiting at a ut bus stop for 30 minutes
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who’s next girl era: [CLOSED] loona world domination era: [OPEN]
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me walking across the graduation stage
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everyday i put on my glossier blush and do my silly little tasks ❤️
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loona #1 on the u.s. pop album chart and #1 on both the single and album kpop charts 🤪
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me holding my chicken sandwich after I run out of chick fil a sauce
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hi
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pride festival, pride parade, post pride party.... maybe my liver hates me
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tops get chick-fil-a on mlk bottoms get chick-fil-a at the sac or union
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last chungha post // rollercoaster #sxsw
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i got into a geology research program OMGG
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just heard a straight man say “20 ounce black coffee” at starbucks is it gay to say venti
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I'm about to order 3 cups 👅💦🙈👌
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going to the store y’all want anything
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i made a 70 on my discrete math exam and my professor wrote “Good!” sis... no this isn’t good... omfg
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yes i got emotional .. idgaf that was one of the coolest things i’ve seen in my entire life and i got to do it from my patio like what 😭
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they’re playing grimes on campus on really huge speakers yeah the gays won first day of class
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I love the new taylor swift album cover 😌😍
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hello i just ran my first 5k... (and yes that’s a mcdonald’s cup on my dresser what about it?)
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no i don’t think you understand, i’m OBSESSED with these shoes
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makeup is for boys!
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trying on some new clothes 💕
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me when my crush likes someone else’s selfies
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martyxcx tweet subscription prices: women: free bottoms: $10 monthly tops: I pay you students: $5 straight men: banned
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yes I might fail one of my finals but i’m a gay stem major.... nothing can break me any further than i’ve already been broken...
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just looked up how much my textbooks are this semester... might fuck around and drop out
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