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Nhlaka

@u_nhlakaa

2 years

SBWL a heavy rain on Saturday in all parts of Gauteng 🙏🏽

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My bro is attending his graduation at @unisa today Bcom: Accounting at the age of 41, had a chat with him yesterday and he said “we need to chat about CTA for next year” Brazo 🔥🤌🏾

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Iy’thukuthuku zethu ngeke zawela phansi 🤞🏽

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I failed APC exam and my ninja said “I’m paying for the next exam, ngyakwazi uyintwana estrong, send me the invoice” Passed that year Waaah 🔥

Nyctophilia 💀

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Diet Coke

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2 years

Scenes in year 2080 : Still drinking the Corona I bought at Game for R15

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2 years

20 Ace of Spades at Konka summer tour in one go???? 😅😂🤣😅

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Bernardo Silva vs Real Madrid highlights

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1 year

Have a company which you registered but never used? 1) Submit annual CIPC returns (about 300 per annum) 2) Link your company to your personal efiling profile 3) Send documents to the receiver of revenue to update you as a “registered representative” 4) Submit tax returns 👍🏽

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CA’s are stingy, 3 years post articles and still driving the same car you had during articles 😏 Get that german machine. Forget the money, take care of your feelings 🙏🏽

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4 years

@plexieym Bathanda is’Madafacka nje uyabazi

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9 months

We ain’t forget when o Robert Marawa started posting this when Bafana Bafana lost the 1st game We kept on believing in Hugo Broos

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1 year

@Wezzz____ Groove is expensive, ngsamile 😂

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3 years

@MandisaShuku Nge KFC nje kphela 😅😂 ngokuthi bathe get your own??? Sungaze ufake abazali..,indlala ibanga ulaka yey

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6 years

To every single Black person writing this year 😩 📚 📚 📚 📚 📚 📚 SAICA APC 📚 📚 📚 📚 📚 📚

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4 years

@Kamogelo_MN Uyakwazi ukuzibuza uziphendule the whole year? 😅 people have no idea

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5 years

@NatashaMooko Me, later on the day I wrote a level 3 Cost Accounting paper and got 100%. Must have been my day

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8 months

Took a taxi for the first time ever, the experience was awesome even though it was for a short distance 🤩 Bucket list ✅

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4 years

@kulanicool Ntwana yam 🔥🔥

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8 months

If possible, avoid calling/ texting anyone to ask if they’ve passed APC…if they want you to know, you will know, this is simple math!

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3 years

Tired tired but as a CA (SA), I must soldier on 😂

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8 months

@NyKoMR Forget the budget, dala what you must

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3 years

@CoruscaKhaya DR Liability (SFP) Cr Claims (SPL) Narration : Asina Valo ✊🏾

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5 years

@vicprice667 Relax boi, the working class want LV’s and Gucci’s from us still. Kyafana 🤦🏽‍♂️

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2 years

@Kels18Area One day : CA’s are stingy The next : Date a CA Truth is ayahlupheka ama CA’s

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6 years

Good luck to all the @unisa students who start their CTA exams today, all the very best, you are warriors 💪🏾💪🏾

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CTA years Fun fact about the first frame: Took it around Feb when I had just started CTA, promised myself I’ll celebrate with this photo when it’s all done and dusted Yes I “had” a gold tooth 😂 Maybe I should frame the photo, top 10 of my most valuable pictures of all time

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3 years

@MaanoMadima I always say that this specific commission does a lot of that goes unrecognised, not sure why the media doesn’t report more on these issues…I can’t say the same about the other commissions

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5 years

@Okay_Wasabi Same

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3 years

@LueMfobo How are you not recognising that this not your kid? 😂🤣😅 Ai

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2 years

This is why I don’t fight people, mina ngazi u Excel kuphela please.

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2 years

Whoever got his controller, goin crazzzzy 🎮

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@DesSays_ @Noluthandoks Ngeke sibaqede but sohluleka sizamile 😂😂😅

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@Wezzz____ “Ziyanda” I just knew something was coming 😂

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3 years

@tariqpanja Should be ashamed 😂😅 give him. Red card for that

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2 years

@LordVizo__ Noodles > Pasta

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1 year

@MusaThePope Would have been better if she also posted the statement reflecting the transactions & balance I guess? Maybe that would help? Yes,No?

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@Nic0Milan You’d go to a club and everyone is drinking ciders/beers No Hennessy/ No Shampaas, these are times brought by the devil himself

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@terencematera Big time…you don’t have to stress

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1 year

@Todi_M2 Can’t argue, i drive a manual because im struggling

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5 years

Impressed with the quality of the material @TshepoJeans , now we fresh for December 😁

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6 months

@Mlu__N7 Pitso stook Sundowns when they were 4th in the league, can’t say the same about Rhulani. He shouldn’t compare himself to Pitso, we know he is buying time from Management with all these stats

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@u_nhlakaa

2 years

CTA 2017, 2022 CA(SA) 😤 All in time Role models

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@CoruscaKhaya

2 years

From CTA to APC (and a few random insults in between). #APC2021 #APCResults #LiveYourLife

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@uzotha_m Khona intombazane eyayi funda la, yangi dribbler 😨😨 ngaze nga goba 😅😂🙆🏽‍♂️

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2 years

@zecky2409 Nike website, you can even customise them yourself. Pandas are just overrated in my opinion

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@thabisomoyo__ “Awuna snoko noko mfanaka”

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2 years

@Lungii_T 👍🏽

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9 months

Different level of hate by Junior Khanye, I wonder what’s his excuse now? We’ve been lucky?

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2 years

@Pancakkkesss Monate mpolaye taken to its literal meaning 😅😂🤌🏾

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@u_nhlakaa

6 years

Tbh pool has been the most exciting thing in my life since 2005! Legit, until last year when I started articles. This is the longest time I’ve spent without pool 😩

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@PresJGZuma

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Whoever called snooker ‘chess with balls’ was rude, but right. - Clive James

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2 years

Those who say it's money laundering, care to share how is that achieved?😆

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2 years

@Teboho_Ladytee I remember the year I failed CTA, that December was the worst. I was drowning in alcohol, at the end of some jokes it would hit me “I failed” 😭. At the same time I was coming up with a plan for the upcoming year, I made sure sure sure. “You not going to give me? You give me!

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CA(SA) journey yangishaya until I removed “Aspiring CA(SA)” on my bio 😭😭

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@u_nhlakaa

3 years

@RealSavannist One of the best feelings I’ve experienced in life was to score a last minute winning goal in a final What happens after scoring is just a Movie 🎥 fans flooding the pitch, team mates all over you, maaan it’s just crazy!!

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@kuanele_ 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@u_nhlakaa

5 years

FYI: Not entertaining these negative tweets that are trying to derail us from what we are trying to achieve i.e. to save a life. I have been sharing all the recommendations from people who are trying to assist with my friend. He is acting up on it, we remain optimistic.

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@Sihle93Sihle @miss_saney Maybe that’s why I didn’t pass, kushoda impakamo 😅😂🤣

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@SenzoHlophe13 @premiumgent_ I’ve seen amajita eswenka but hhhay letsotsi rocked pieces kudaaaaala and olova are rocking them now. Way ahead of time!

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Valani

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Bonga’s luncheon

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2 years

@MusaKhawula 🤌🏾

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3 years

YoungstaCPT is untouchable with raps when the beat is smooth, similar to Meek Mill 🔥🤌🏾

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@MashauMasha You guys grew up in an environment where you had to use taxis a lot? You were blessed, I would trade my experiences for it

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3 years

@Jer1dah Always tweeting for clout mxm

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2 years

Don't be that person who calls/messages every other APC student after 4pm asking about their results. The pressure is getting worser already

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@u_nhlakaa

3 years

Uthi ulandela u Minister of Finance for Finance content, avele ayphekele nje! Usathi uthi hhaybo Minister ezeymali? Avele aqobe utamatisi 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@u_nhlakaa

2 years

Got a quote over the weekend for new prescription glasses. The conclusion I reached is that I need to train my eyes to see without glasses 🙏🏽

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@u_nhlakaa

4 years

@DaniskaDaniska @ChampionsLeague @Alex10 @Fenerbahce Ooh I didn’t see from far, I know him very well. Played midfield and scored some ridiculous goals for Fernebache in the champions league

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@Ms_ZamaNdlovu @Nomfundo_Brukwe Ei Sweets kept me going, I don’t know about this.

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@Betway_za you have blood in your hands 🤞🏽

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@u_nhlakaa 😂😂scam lento

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@u_nhlakaa

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Just confirmed, Unisa sent communications yesterday late to him for the postponement of the graduation 🤦🏽‍♂️. I was waiting for the photos

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@Nkqinkqiliza Ukuzama ukubeka uzuka phezu komunye kancane kancane

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@Beloved_Ekasi I will never share my life experiences again on twitter, batho ba jajana yho

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8 months

@magrache_t I’ll send you more details about the snake via dm 😂😅

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9 months

@Phuza_7 Quick math If balloon is 170k @30 % then cost of the car before deposit = 666 000 I guess because of extras Net cost after balloon and deposit = 396k Interest at 15% over a period of 6 years, PMT = 8 300 🥶

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1 year

🏡 Icebo lizovela

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2 years

Takealot mtaka bawo 25 Oct price Vs Today’s price😃

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@Wezzz____ Where there’s a will there’s a way 😂😅

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6 years

@azee__g IFRS 16 came into effect on 1 January 2019

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@collsmas If I need to tell you then you haven’t been watching

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Miami

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@Sly_Lunatic @_missndlela Umuntu sithi i Jongo kanti 😅😂 “Bro”?

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9 months

The Mokoena they gave us | The Mokoena we always wanted Bafana Bafana

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@CoruscaKhaya 😅😂😂 yoh these people are tiring, last line.... Lesson: Always look for hungry dogs on the road on your way to interviews

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@OwamiDashMbhele @Sthe_Ngcobo1 Let’s take it a level higher…If you order 2 bottles of Premium Champagne at Konka totalling 15k while I’m drinking a bottle Henny for 1.5? You expect me to cough 8k because you drink fancy?

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Lapho thina sisadla i Salary yango June