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@uMaZwane

3 years

Dating men is such a risk, imagine him doing this infront of the people

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5 years

@BinkyBody Lmao that "Why Gurrll" was very important

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6 months

This is going going be my wedding song

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6 months

Define “peak South African music “

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3 years

A re*ce has a lot of fans but I've never heard anyone play his songs, ever

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@uMaZwane

6 months

I think Nozipho went to the show cause she needs the money. I hope the ladies and everyone extend their kindness to her

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3 years

@savingthando Khloe Kardashian was found shaking

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2 years

Pretorians don't make good kotas

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7 months

Here are my top 7 housemates who I think are the winning potentials. 1. Yolanda 2. Papa Ghost 3. Lerato 4. Mich 5. Mpumi 6. McJunior 7. Makhekhe Zee and Liema bring nothing but just pretty faces. #BBMzansi

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1 year

@Wangqhazar_ I'm getting second hand embarrassment for everyone involved in this

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4 years

@PMLEGEND @ryanswilders Oprah looks like she was ready to go and fuck shit up in that palace 😩😩

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3 years

Chile imagine being in front of colleagues, family members, people who have great respect for you and then bam he decides to be a cockroach, I'd faint 😭😭😭

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@uMaZwane

4 years

@therealdaddymo1 This man is disgusting period, he's literally thinking with his dick and nothing else. I hope the other girl got signed or something

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3 years

This End 30% Matric doesn't make any sense when the learning system in townships is so horrible

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@uMaZwane

4 years

Chile😳😳😳...not ceiling at #propaganda falling when I tweeted it earlier that it ain't safe for me to be there 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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4 years

I'm given an chance to go to Propaganda but ugh... Its not safe for me to do that at all

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@uMaZwane

3 years

@_JustLexxxx I remember reading a tweet where a woman said she knew her husband loved her when he went to the kitchen to get some orange. He came back with a peeled orange and shared a half with her. It's literally the small things

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4 years

@euphonik Is it not suppose to show "block" or "add" like mine on this photo especially when the number is appearing on the app for the first time?

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3 years

The abuse scene is closer than we thought #TheWifeShowmax I am so worried

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@uMaZwane

3 years

Hlomu is marrying a family that pointed guns on her 😭 what she's sees in Mqhele is bigger than what we know of, bigger than my problems combined #TheWifeShowmax

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@uMaZwane

5 years

@WrittenByHanna I thought Adonis had blue eyes and if this is not Adonis then I'm gonna be mad at Drake again

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@uMaZwane

3 years

They said Zuki is ugly and nobody's disagreeing 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔

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2 years

I can't believe Andile said Sithelo will always be below him lmao

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5 years

@nangula____ Truth be told, we've seen better honestly

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3 years

Taking videos of people bathing and posting them on social media is weird. Umdala for such behavior #ShowerHour

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4 years

@lee_Duruwe_ I can't braid hair, I can't cook. Nje I have no choice but to do well in school 😔🥴 otherwise kubi

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@uMaZwane

1 year

Definitely rato k pls

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1 year

Post a photo of someone you believe to be a fashion icon; I want to see sum.

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@uMaZwane

4 years

@euphonik And do you see another difference

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@uMaZwane

3 years

@ramsthulani_ @CeboThabethe I hope that M4 is on her name 😭😭🥲🥲 for my sake

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@uMaZwane

1 year

Tshego your child was wild. End of story. #TheMommyClub

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4 years

@hloni_maniers I heard YupeTube channel" 😂😂

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4 years

@OfficialLouRawz @MbaliMkh_ This sounds so weak to me. Own up to your feelings and deal with the consequences. You don't want to speak up cause you're scared of an argument? Lol

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@uMaZwane

3 years

Tacha is so beautiful guys

TACHA.ETH🔱🇳🇬🇬🇭

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3 years

Keep pressing their necks Babe!!!!👅 @DJZinhle FOR LIFE😘📌🇿🇦 ET LOGISTICS PARTY PARTY WITH TACHA TITANS #TachaOfAbuja

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@uMaZwane

4 years

@kanyi_zokhanyo Zara makes money out of classism

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@uMaZwane

3 years

Wait a minute, wait a minute 😳😳 did Mqhele just....in the same room as Sandile? #TheWifeShowmax haibo I'm loving this so much

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@uMaZwane

4 years

@_LeonieMills @GraziaUK Probably an emergency black

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@uMaZwane

10 months

How come you guys know every sport and how everything works? Football, Rugby and Cricket, y'all know the rules and everything 😳

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@uMaZwane

2 years

I wish I can take them to east rand so they can see what real food looks like

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@uMaZwane

3 years

@buhlengoma_ Can you please confirm if she's still missing or has been found, some parts of the tweet are not making sense. We'll keep her in our prayers ❤❤

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@uMaZwane

5 years

@Bobbie_Lehana Idk it looks like she's trying to convince us she's unbothered but ke angazi

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@uMaZwane

2 years

This is where I'm lowkey missing that rat Musa Khawula. He was gonna leak who's Kefilwe's husband 😩

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@uMaZwane

4 years

@Klaus_Miachelsn Umdala maan, use common sense

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@uMaZwane

3 years

@NalediMOfficial Put trigger warning 😑 we don't have present dads who have money

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@uMaZwane

8 months

@MirandaevaM Your Name Miranda might have helped. Imagine me choosing white whilst my name is Sbongile 🤣

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@uMaZwane

1 month

Rooting for Boitshepo and Sebenzile #MarriedatfirstsightMzansi

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@uMaZwane

3 years

I'm never forgiving showmax for this. They used us, hlomu fans and Sis dudu cause this telenovela has nothing to do with her work #TheWifeShowmax

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@uMaZwane

3 years

Andile Mpisane is engaged or got married? 🥲😳 well at least Sithelo has BMW m4 chile

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@uMaZwane

2 years

Getting a protection order for a sneaky link is crazy, Cyan being Honour Zuma is even crazier 😭

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@uMaZwane

4 years

@quency_mbonani Twitter folks should organise money for his bail

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4 years

@ArushaMolefe What does a child in grade 4 know about "trying to survive"? 😭😭😭

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@uMaZwane

3 years

@itsmanjobruh Where's the rest of the video 😭😭😭 it cut off the best part

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@uMaZwane

3 years

@Karabo33396260 @MakgotsoMphilo @mmabathooooo @CyanBoujee I have a feeling you're that guy with the yellow top on that live 😭

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@uMaZwane

9 months

@Yolokazi_chagi @lennyntwana She's probably on her periods and it's mercury in retrograde so feeling like this is understandable. She just needs some wine and ice cream ❤

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@uMaZwane

9 months

@sanelenkosix 3 porsches in a period of 6 months. Kukhona into e fishy

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@uMaZwane

2 years

This is what the author said about Naledi, what about isdima sombhali? 😭😭😭

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@uMaZwane

2 years

Not me seeing the video of Grootman recording Gcinile giving him a blowjob ⚰

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@uMaZwane

4 months

I love Liziwe to be honest. There's something about her that I cant put my finger on #UltimateGirlsTripSA

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@uMaZwane

2 years

I just signed my employment contract. My unemployed days end officially today 🥺

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@uMaZwane

3 years

There's literally not a single man on this show who's attractive moneyed or anything nje #MnakwethuHappilyEverAfter #Mnakwethu

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@uMaZwane

3 years

I'm a pretty girl, that I know but my self confidence is so low. I hate that I grew up believing that I'm not beautiful

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3 years

@dududube @ikentanzi_ The Zulu Brothers better be tall and handsome, that's one of the things I'm worried about 😭😭😭😭

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@uMaZwane

3 years

@ShowmaxOnline The writers of the show did not read the book shame. This is not even Inspired by Hlomu the wife, this is something else

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@uMaZwane

2 years

@RamokhoaseK Clearly you have issues bigger than the Kota and Sphahlo debate 😂 whatever you father did is bigger than my post honey ☹

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3 years

Sithelo is in shambles wherever she is bro. Seeing your baby daddy after two kids get married on social media? Throw men away pls 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

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3 years

Is that an empty Gucci paper bag I spotted on Katlego's Instagram 😐

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@uMaZwane

2 years

@PhilMphela That's what they get for ruining the books.

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@uMaZwane

6 years

I wanna be a wife so bad. I desire waking up at 5 to iron my husband's clothes, make him breakfast and give unlimited sex #ConfessionFridays

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@uMaZwane

5 years

"Sinomhlobo ongu Jesu, unothando" 00:00

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@uMaZwane

4 years

@ThembiMatroshe @Miss_xo6 "Have no context" "haven't engaged" this means you don't know anything most 💀💀 dlt dis

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@fumikayi1 She didn't lie

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11 months

He’s South African. They have a PhD in femicide, so none of this is funny!

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5 years

iNetwork ye Telkom is only found outside at the gate, I look silly in this rain

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4 years

@_NdiMncadi She ran so Kamo Mphela could walk

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4 years

Lol I rather cancel kids than Marie Stopes

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3 years

@weused2talk @realnickjgood Your dad lied shem

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4 years

Guys, I'm literally in shock. Instincts. Listen to your instincts 😭😭😭😭😭

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@uMaZwane

4 years

@LindiweSisuluSA Benihlulwa yini kodwa Lindiwe?

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@uMaZwane

2 years

I just know her Nigerian husband has cheated on her. "Theres nothing I haven't seen" just threw it away 😂🤣 #RHOCT

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@uMaZwane

4 years

@DannySirD @Intokazi_ If you were not concerned, you won't bother asking at all

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1 year

@Pm_kukuterian2 Demand your money back? The hell

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@uMaZwane

7 months

Lol I swear McJunior only trends when he says or does something involving Papa Ghost 🤣🤣 what game does he even have? #BBmzansi

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MY NIGGA!!! If standing on business was a person😂😂😂😂. My votes will go to u and only u!!! Vote McJunior #bbmzansi #BigBrotherMzansi

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Its not easy for LGBTQ people come out due to the violence and discrimination they face so Mich's decision needs to be respected even though we all know by now. #BBMzansi

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@uMaZwane

4 years

I love how Prince just minds his own business when people be fighting in the house 😂😂 #BBNaija dude ignores everything. I know who my King is ❤❤❤

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@uMaZwane

9 months

Wherever Vuvu is, I hope she knows she is a problem. The video of her drunk was so embarrassing #BaeBeyondBorders

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@uMaZwane

4 years

Married men cheat on their wives then flourish, the side chick suffers from miscarriages, isinyama and their lives fall apart all because a man did not remain faithful to his wife #Dlozlami

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@uMaZwane

2 years

@___ying____ Clearly by now she should know when shit is prank? Like everyday you get pranked, are you not tired of being shocked 🥴

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@uMaZwane

4 years

@nhlanhla_365 This is not the time

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11 months

@Jabu_Macdonald Baby girl just fell of, I don't think she was cancelled to even begin with

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@uMaZwane

6 years

#ConfessionFridays I haven't been kissed for almost 2 years now

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@uMaZwane

4 years

@niyadikabethuna De Klerk hlezi nimukhohlwa 😔. But more for candles for Sisulu please 😤 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

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@uMaZwane

5 years

Ngithi if Zodwa gets a weave, gets a flat stomach and wears make up, kuphelile ngathi #ZodwaUncensored

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@uMaZwane

5 years

We were coming after Kim and her English and now sithanda yena kakhulu #havefaith

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@uMaZwane

4 years

@PrkrLee_ Am I the only one who heard "bullying everyone" towards the end of the video? nkare the light skin one is a problem

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@uMaZwane

3 years

Konje Kim and L*ndie have the same baby daddy? 💀💀 #HaveFaith

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5 years

@PulengCf

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5 years

Somebody bought this up 🤦‍♀️ I- This is not the time #RIP Juice Wrld

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@uMaZwane

3 years

@KoketsoGivenchy @PhilMphela Let people who read the books mention how they feel and you just watch the show yeah?

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4 years

I'm sorry but no😬

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@uMaZwane

1 year

@SwaeLee Anyways Drake has co signed Uncle Waffles, gave Kelvin Momo his flowers and has Kabza co producing his tour(All SOUTH AFRICAN, amapiano djs) "They" can keep keep you cause Drake is clear.

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4 years

@DrZweliMkhize Western Cape has become the Wuhan of South Africa and you guys are relaxed about the issue

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@uMaZwane

4 years

@_nitaab Lol. You guys are forcing this narrative so much when its actually the other way around

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@uMaZwane

4 years

@bbyfathr @that_girl_viwe "Chile let me manifest this away"

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2 years

And also I hate how Twitter girls actually twirl for these foreign men like they're better or something. Cringe

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