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@typewrighter

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writer. never bored

Joined June 2009
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@typewrighter
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Perspective is like an orgasm. It’s awesome to have, but don’t fake it
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Truly love that Kendrick Lamar’s online victory lap is everyone just sharing how chaotic and hilarious he is.
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This the maniac yall had on a clock!?
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@LovePassant If you deadass passed this man, No bullshit this might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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"I would love to download Drizzy's latest Meek Mill diss." - Jon Stewart.
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@MissSassbox Incredibly special to detail a connection that way. Especially to be so receptive and warm, people are so quick to invalidate emotions they don’t immediately understand. 10 years of patience in a space you deem familiar in your own ways, that speaks to your character. Dope.
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@MissSassbox If he’s not trolling, the idea of modifying your voice to come off more palatable to people is not crazy, but I definitely wouldn’t have chosen Vlad as the platform for that level of vulnerability.
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I glanced and thought this was @roywoodjr
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Shale boom, oil price stability dominate Houston energy conference
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@OsheaJacksonJr I see what you did here. You funny, fam. You’re funny.
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Finally got to see DAVE. And I hate to just sound like everyone else here in the void but uh, where is GaTa’s award?
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New Childish Gambino ( @DonaldGlover ) being played on http://t.co/YaZWmSJt
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@OsheaJacksonJr Cmon now bro, you see that man’s face. He definitely look like a Livingston.
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Khaled Stripping, Kylie hacked and NYC looks like the purge
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RZA showed up to the battle in a sleeveless hoodie and Afro samurai playing in the back. He was the first black nerd.
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If Morgan ever becomes a walker, he's gonna try to talk you into letting him eat you first. #TheWalkingDead
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@MissSassbox Granted I’m antisocial: Pre COVID was a smooth 6/10 Post COVID I’m a realistic 2.9/10
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RT @iDisrespectHoez : You go to try and stop a man from beating his wife & he tell you she fucked his brother..You gotta jump her too
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RT @iDisrespectHoez : If you with me and Anderson Silva calls you a bitch, then you just gon have to be a bitch until we leave
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@LifeOfDesiigner Need the full version of monsters and villains.
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@typewrighter
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@RestlessRoninHD hey hey now, let’s not act like Stark didn’t leave that fight with both of their souls and an arm tucked in his pocket.
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RT @iDisrespectHoez : Kimbo Slice call my girl a bitch then thats what she is
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American Dad sets the bar higher than Family Guy these days.
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Hilary Clinton might be in trouble regarding her candidacy if this gains traction: Sanders with MLK:
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RT @iDisrespectHoez : He call your wife a bitch, you turn around and tell her "You know you are a bitch sometimes"
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Shawty Lo’s corpse at a strip club and suddenly Atlanta feels like an episode of #ATLANTA
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My Wife and Kids doesn’t get enough credit
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@typewrighter
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The Nightly Show is crushing it. This is Chappelle’s Show levels with that Cosby Skit. #Tonightly
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@typewrighter
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3 years
Checking in with whoever reads this to let y’all know: check on your friends, man. If they mean that much to you, they’re worth checking on.
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That Nicki Minaj’s assistant stuff is insane. “Nicki’s current address? Check the sex offender website” sheeeeesh Quotable after quotable
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This is the best part of the night easily RT @samir : Jaden Smith predicted this back in 1983 http://t.co/HTiuaWmNHh
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For those who didn’t know, Leo has won a Golden Globe before. We really want the Oscar. Just a heads up
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@RaineyOvalle Only you would have the masses up in arms over inflation via McChicken prices at 11:30am lmao
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9 years
#AmericanUltra set to be amazing. Mark my words.
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Quick reminder to shut the f*ck up and let people enjoy things sometimes
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I wanna meet the guys (or girls) that got this over as a pitch.
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@LowKeyUHTN It’s 3, everything else is still congested. 3 allows 2 and 1, which allows the others, etc…
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You know who really needs therapy? The “I’m smarter than everyone else so I have to be more grounded and miserable than everyone else and all of you have to know it” types.
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@NewTSage The Signal.
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This. Being a writer in a generation where reading is dying is beyond rough. It’s tragic, even.
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The quickest way to get silence from people is to ask them to read something you wrote. Guaranteed silence for at least two weeks.
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Nintendo gotta give the people what they want.
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@NILES100 Smarter audience, most likely. Catered more to your style. IG moves slower and TikTok moves TOO fast. The right tempo is here.
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Things haven’t been the same since Sean Paul cut his braids off and didn’t know the right Temperature to shelter us from the storm
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In the Inception reboot, one of our main characters has a fidget spinner for a totem
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For whoever needs to read this, Some people will never like you. They don’t need a reason either. Let it go
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#RacialDraft2012 Obama is also unavailable for trade. We've got that and we'll never let it go
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Mya got as much chance at getting me to stop eating chicken as Monique has of getting me to cancel Netflix
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I’m seen
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Seriously this was adorable.
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There’s always going to be a certain type of soul and Heart in a Kendrick Lamar piece that resonates through the noise. Rewards multiple listens, feels worthwhile and thoughtful.
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I feel like Jaden Smith is really Lucy from Elfen Lied & Will isn’t making a big deal about it but he’s trying to get him back to the lab
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Here comes a sentence that everyone will also, simultaneously tweet: Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Paul Walker, Robin Williams, James Avery. Too soon, guys.
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Love this account so much
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All I know is a chicken sandwich is gonna do Drake numbers on November 3rd.
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@LovePassant I’m confused though, I don’t think he ever said he wasn’t anything other than what he is, if I’m not misinformed. He never said he was that, he gained a following just talking to TikTok about food in his car. And he is attempting to do good with a following he never asked for.
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Boku No Hero Academia is top 5. Can’t see fights like Deku vs Todoroki in S2 and All Might vs All for One that dropped today and not give that program it’s due.
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Maturity is the understanding that ignorance exists. Not just within others, but yourself.
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No way she was playing freeze tag with the Undead, man. #TheWalkingDead
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I will say, Ye did NOT have y’all out of sorts like this.
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Funniest scene ever in #TheWalkingDead history. Carl running into a door because he forgot who he was.
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Drake's a good villain because he'll rile you up, ignore you when you get mad then bring your deceased relative out on tour via Hologram.
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You look at yourself when you’re on FaceTime don’t you
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Fun Fact: I wrote the very first ever Childish Gambino album review to ever exist. (Shouts to @phillycustoms for the opportunity.) End of an Era.
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So #PHAROS is a ride. And #Atlanta screenings happen to be here too. Wins for everyone
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Chance The Rapper does more for Chicago than any other artist I know and his debut album hasn't touched the shelves yet.
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Know the cool thing to do on the timeline right now is apologizing to J.Cole, but nah he’s still lame for his behavior too. two things can be true. We don’t gotta be extremists all the time.
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Mr. Meeseeks sighting! #RickAndMorty
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Power Trip still the best thing out right now. Just in case you forgot.
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@RaineyOvalle It’s weird to see you go viral for THIS of all things, something that’s very clearly the opposite of you. Will say, you definitely spoke this into existence with that “damn hate the only thing that trends around here” and boom here we go lmao
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In reality: That you should be happy In society: You’re a hoe.
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🤔 I'm single at 30 what does that mean
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Bound 2 video was just what you should expect from Kanye West: the unexpected.
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#RapDose : Alus – My Baby, My Love http://t.co/YZ5hdL1ELX
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@ugmonk Have you tried a posture trainer? Never tried it myself but I’ve heard surprisingly good things:
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#BlackPersonSecret Let's keep it 100. OJ did it.
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I’m thankful for sidetalk NYC clips when I’m away from home
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This Breaker about to come home soon.
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The Breaker - $50 The Classic - $25 The Classic (LS) - $30 I’m 5’8”, 220lbs, L every item, but I’m usually an XL. I ordered one size down bc I read that everything on Streamlabs runs huge, so do with that info what you will Support @HearseBoys and hit
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man the role of cop #2 in LOVE LIES BLEEDING was taking peeks at the “macho sluts” book just like this
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Luke Cage did the stiffest dab known to man and Netflix cancelled the entire show, yikes
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@ChoiiChanChan If you can appreciate the heart of the original, there’s a lot to like with GX. It lighter for sure but worth the journey. I never tried 5D’s or anything after it (tried too hard to be cool to me) but GX stands as the charming sidekick to the original for me.
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Dawn FM is very very good y’all gotta eat more lasagna
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You know when niggas make fun of niggas for stuff like rain coats and happiness? Shazam it and you get the same songs
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i’ll never understand making fun of fat people for going to the gym??????
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If you told me Donald Trump would be president and Migos would have a #1 album in 2017, I would’ve asked you where the drugs were
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“I was just cooking French toast at home watching twilight” Ok, Jaden Smith. This can ONLY be entertaining
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Alright that’s Round 2, early checkmate. And it’s looking spooky for the scary hours guy. Drake it’s back to you.
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Weird hearing old Drake talk about how his dad was dirt poor paying for cigarettes and guilt tripping on The Calm knowing they both dress like they belong on the big comfy couch now.
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The fact that there next to no #Fargo tweets on the timeline is insane. Best show on television right now
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@LovePassant I don’t wanna be that “well actually” kinda dude but he told me the way he was acting was on purpose for the video
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Drake is hauntingly good at pulling emotional strings.
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Mayonnaise Atlanta BACK.
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Lil Dicky's FX series 'Dave' returns for Season 2 in June
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Simple enough, Drake thinks he’s Drake enough to curve Badu’s offer to work and she doesn’t play that.
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This is the weirdest thing in 2015: Why did Badu use a Drake soundalike on her new tape?
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Shannon Sharpe had no GODLY IDEA what he was in for, believe that.
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2 years
“You got cash app bro? Venmo? Nah you a man of class, you’re a Zelle man aren’t you?”
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@NewTSage Can’t believe we agree on this but yes. That picture is way more even than most want to admit it’s just nostalgia and favoritism
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Me Hearing that Riley Reid rap.
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Childish Gambino fans, all signs point to tomorrow night at 6pm EST. #LearnToCode #PHAROS .
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Fortnite is entirely too easy until there’s like 7 of y’all left. Then it’s PlayerUnknown’s The Sims presents Minecraft Gold Edition featuring Marcus Fenix of the Gears of War series with Dragon Quest Builders And Knuckles.
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@MaAdLynx Childish has been quoted in saying “it continues the story of The Boy” but who knows if it’s in chronological order
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@RaineyOvalle For me it’s tricky — definitely stale on one end but on the other there’s wealth of Easter eggs and subtext in what’s going on around them that makes it super refreshing. And the credits thing is a bit much but we still come away with at least 22 min of content. Not too bad
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