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these two married Egyptology professors who appear like this on the dust jacket of their co-authored book are not whodunit characters but flesh and blood humans existing in the year 2024

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I just know one of you out there has had a threesome with this couple and I desperately need the hot goss about how annoying they are in person

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and yes they dress like this all the time

Meet the sexy Egyptology scholars who dress like Indiana Jones...

Egyptology historians Colleen and John Darnell have a new book, “Egypt’s Golden Couple: When Akhenaten and Nefertiti Were Gods on Earth” — and have caused a stir in the archaeology community.

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AND their marriage started as an affair this is too good. Poirot began compulsively twiddling the end of his mustache upon hearing that

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@Western_Trad *pounding fists on table* Penis! Penis! Penis!

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@pencilforge this may be the most out of hand a bit has ever gotten

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@GayStepDad69 it's true, if nothing else American police are known for their commitment to handling rape cases swiftly, competently and with utmost sensitivity to the victim

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@amalieskram women only started making silly faces in 2007

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@barrybongss2 @jt_butthead literally an Arrested Development joke

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@fart @elonmusk the Muskovites have logged on

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@BrettThousand @HelloCullen these people don't like movies OR comics!!! what do they actually like???

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@jacob__posts we're going to discover the (tragic, traumatic) reason she says "jinkies"

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@LegoRacers2 what I find mind-blowing about potatoes is that the #1 potato producer is China. I don't think I've ever seen a potato on a Chinese menu. what the hell are they doing with all these potatoes

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@realdaveimboden @jacobisanadult obligatory

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@LegoRacers2 imo "hidden history / X actually existed thousands of years before we thought!" crankery is pretty played out, that's why I like those Russian guys who go the other route and say "ancient" history actually happened from 800-1200 and the whole medieval period was made up

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this blew up issue 6 of @DmnChcknScrtch out now!

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@shrimpbinch kinky shark doo doooo doodoo doodoo

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@Bug_Hall true but they didn't have any good inhalants back then so it's even stevens really

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@youngestwoman kids cry and scream about something completely inocuous 500 times a day. they literally cannot regulate their emotions. you'd know this if you weren't a childless urbanite bugman larping as a concerned parent

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@soniagupta504 Bernie's ethnicity literally was not considered white in America well into the 20th century

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@AlexBerenson that's right Alex, I saw a guy at a protest smoke a onehitter and a jaunty trumpet theme started playing, his muscles swelled up and he tooted like a steam engine and his fists turned into anvils and he just started wailing on cops left and right

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@shreyabasu003 Iowa beat NY to gay marriage and now South Dakota is gonna beat it to legal weed. midwest for the W

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@KevinCastley does roughly 1,000 rapes a year constitute mass rape? that's how many child rapes we actively enabled over there. they sent one guy home for trying to stop it

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@awildmaxdisapp1 if you're worried about overstimulation the best thing to do is hang out on twitter all day

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@KaitMarieox can we at least agree they work harder than you?

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@KWholesaler Lovecraft: I shall never look upon a bowl of beans free from the paroxysmal grip of terror. These shapes of these accursed legumes, so innocuous to your simple Irish or Negro peasant, shew naught to me but horrid clues to eldritch mysteries no sane man may contemplate.

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@jokesdepartment you want me to feel bad that the multi-billion-valued pill-farming wage-stealing contaminated-baby-food-selling pharmacy chain had to file some insurance claims. simply unfathomable cuckery

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@FugaziOsbourne @grabmybuttsticc so-called "Scorpios" were actually born under Sagittarius because our 2500 year old zodiac is a month off thanks to celestial precession. you would know this if you ever actually looked at the stars. astrology is horseshit

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@ZeroSuitCamus he's so cool. imagine if this was your gettin some face

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@RaxKingIsDead instead of paying $110 for Microsoft Word give the clerk at the college bookstore a weed nug to let you buy the $10 student edition

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@tarleton81 @bijanstephen @tstewart2 bro that's crazy you mean those 7000 black murderers all drew a salary funded by tax dollars and were accountable to the public? well shit defund them too!

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@KnetzerTheGreat "yeah the people perpetuating this social problem are bad and all but the people trying to fix the problem are personally obnoxious, so they're the REAL villains here" - every episode of South Park

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@mwbzness @Medium____Rare @thomas_violence *googles "how many Americans are homeless"* *googles "how many vacant houses are in America* sure, Jan.

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@islamphobiacow @FredNietzky he really thinks there's a nerd in a tie who says you have to move this many lumbers today or you'll get fired. total cartoon worldview

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@feministabulous Okay then: "Trump expands somebody's drone strike program" "Trump abuses the executive power that somebody greatly expanded" "Trump jails children at the border, capitalizing on legal precedent and border patrol infrastructure established by some other president"

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@RaxKingIsDead "You have a considerable hunger," he said, normally

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@StrawHatN0ah @thelindsayellis *scientist in a lab coat looks at movie through a spectroscope* I have determined that it sucks

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@RaxKingIsDead also if you're drinking on the sly your best bet is a Big Gulp with Dr. Pepper and spiced rum. they have enough flavor notes in common you can get the ratio up to like 1:3 before your breath starts to smell liquor-y

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@Java_jigga I remember reading the one where Brian takes some government dude back out to the woods to teach him survival techniques but the dude gets struck by lighning or something and goes into a coma and Brian has to build a raft and cart his ass down a river for help

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@danker_hank @LegoRacers2 ah shit here comes a succession crisis

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@markos this may shock you but class issues and race issues have a fair bit to do with one another

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@mtracey @LLW902 @lukeoneil47 I love that two separate times in this thread you've tried to own somebody by bragging about your abominable hygiene

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@punished_stu he's right, the whole of Europe south of Cologne closes for 3 hours in the middle of the day so people can just sort of vibe and do whatever

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@soham_burger @harikondabolu "I'm personally not offended by this, therefore it is stupid for anyone to be offended by it." -half the people in this thread

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@punished_stu @The_Law_Boy matching thermos that resembles a grenade

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@Anenigmadream @feministabulous yes we should still be talking about Bush's horrific presidency but liberals have largely decided he's OK now

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@Genlearnman @WIREDScience "Deniers" is an entirely appropriate name for them because most of them (at least the ones who make a living doing it) know better. They're not ignorant or skeptical. They're paid off. Talking won't help because they're paid very handsomely not to listen.

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@LegoRacers2 scheisse is usually translated as "shit" but it is not considered as vulgar. it's a mid-tier swear at best

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@natashakorecki lmao is this the standard for hashtag Believing Women now??? all her old landlords have to like her? despicable.

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@ZeroSuitCamus Stanley Kubrick, famously chill and open to compromise, particularly where technical limitations were concerned

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@RaceplayShawty imagine 9/11 but the president got kidnapped and he was on one of the planes

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@akmeyers @Reaganista not like here where we have safe spaces like synagogues and supermarkets and yoga studios

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@MandelaFace how's he supposed to take his wife trick or treating with this stuff around???

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@yxyyxyyxyyxy @Bill_Kezos what the hell is going on w these fingers

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@gregorykorte @margarettalev jesus christ, a comedian roasted politicians who deeply deserve it during an event where that regularly happens and yall act like a bomb went off

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@afrocosmist reading sermons of abolitionist preachers really gives you a sense of what was lost when the language of fire & brimstone, debased earthly powers hateful to the sight of God etc. was largely surrendered to the right

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@Junx_69 @cathoderaygirl @PrisonPlanet

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@turret_factory "they're sitting in the background and waiting their turn!" shit good point they should have just rushed them all at once and made a big scrum where the viewer can't make out anything they're doing. my man's offended by the idea of fight choreography

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@Bertovo @HonoredSpirit what gets me is the way they say "I'm getting a sex doll" like it's a threat, rather than the most humane solution for everyone

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@FreindTrey @DerpFlarp @dril he just looked at Mars and calculated it. I can only hope one day I consume enough drugs and posts to make my brain so powerful

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@J4ck0ffPlan3 you know what I don't think I trust your opinion on what was normal behavior pre-social media

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@lukeisamazing fun fact: there is a French guy who sincerely believes that the English word for 'garage' is 'car hole' because he had the misfortune of being an exchange student at my house

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@scumbelievable afaik they only ever explain his accent in Commando, when his daughter reads a news headline about Boy George and he goes "when I wass a boy growing ahhp in East Cheauhmany dey said rock'n'roll was subveauhsiff. maybe dey wuh raaaht"

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@BAKKOOONN literally what made it so weird and funny is the transposition of "a" in "little a salami", which no one does when they meme it. total failure

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@kwhitaker_ @ElwoodDeBarge did any public schools systematically relocate pedophile teachers and hush up victims for decades with the knowledge and consent of the Secretary of Education

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bluecheck feminists deleting their #BelieveWomen tweets

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@posadist_trapgd idk, maybe now state govs won't be so horny to make hitting protestors with your car legal

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@Java_jigga did you ever see Apocalypse Now where they're all tripping while watching that village get shelled at night. that shit would separate my soul from my body like deboning a chicken

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@RaceplayShawty some mad scientist put a Cracked writer in cryogenic stasis back in 2008 and unfroze him 15yrs later to see what he'd post

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@BAKKOOONN Max has serious balloon fetish energy

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@BugInsuranceMan I reconcile this in my head by imagining that Starfleet is a make-work project designed to channel and semi-benevolently harness hierarchial impulses still lingering in the population. like a Tennessee Valley Authority for sociopaths

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@thabulldog34 @saletan @RuPaul article addresses that. Did you read it? She said she'd turn it over when he testifies. Why won't he?

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@JamesOKeefeIII @charliekirk11 @JaneMayerNYer let me guess, you're gonna gas them all and tell the Washington Post that Antifa did it

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@doulbedoink in this guy's case the issue is purely academic

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@drmistercody Scott wrote in a book once that quantum physics meant he could manipulate probability with mental affirmations. I believe right now he's mentally affirming that he's not owned

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@_mrpussy babe what's wrong you've barely touched your too much coriander

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@Logo_Daedalus tssssssst

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@MichaelEHayden in case "let's spank David Hogg" and "David Hogg has no pubes" weren't enough to convince you that the whole Hogghate phenomenon has a sexual component

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@awildmaxdisapp1 [press that publishes slobbering biographies of guys who blew up convents and garrotted 46 suspected communist partisans in a single afternoon] it is our official position that music is bad for your brain

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@Java_jigga test audiences noticed the movie appears to have been directed by somebody. there's an identifiable tone, stuff being done with the camera, the fight scenes appear to feature movement, it's just bad news all around

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@auzzycat82 @javeauriel sounds good, I'll just refrain from eating anything and sleeping anywhere till I've worked hard enough to move up

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yeah man clowns are so evil I hate them almost as much as I hate the word "moist". what I love though is the Oxford comma. and bacon. have I ever told you my theory about how Die Hard is a Christmas movie

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My daughter's new phone case, do I disown her y/n

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@KWholesaler He doesn't eat the toaster. He may decide to eat the toaster later, but as of right now the idea doesn't excite him. It's all up to Bear. He's in control. He is in the breakfast zone.

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@jacobisanadult jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus

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@TheEpicDept @jt_butthead remember this lol

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@jacobisanadult

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@fingerbIaster this is like 65% of a Giger painting. draw the womb of a biomechanical dog around the whole thing and you're golden

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@robsolonhamer @jkfecke maybe we would have fewer terrorists and insurgents to deal with if we stopped blowing up random brown peoples' houses from the sky. just a thought

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@LegoRacers2 "shitstorm" has been adopted into the German language as a term for "large online controversy" which is 100% polite and fine to use in formal contexts (I've heard it on the literal news)

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@LivPosting having been born in former Sioux territory, I can tell you that Red Cloud was actually extremely problematic

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@EditaGeorgevna @clairewillett Martin Scorsese has made 25 movies, 6 of which have anything at all to do with "Irishmen, Monsters and Cops" you should check one out once you turn 17

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