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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

2 years

June 13, 2023

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

9 months

Generational quitter. Will do whatever it takes. One of the best to ever unlace his shoes.

Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴

@big_business_

9 months

James Harden had a party and had the club holding up Daryl Morey is a liar signs

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8 months

This is a nice putback on its own. But when you consider he did it against the hardest working, best conditioned, most professional, unselfish, toughest, meanest, nastiest team in the NBA? Takes things up a level.

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Austin Reaves came FLYING IN for the putback slam 😱

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2 months

Shaq’s “Where they goin Chuck?” might be the assist of the year.

NBA on TNT

@NBAonTNT

2 months

Chuck’s had it with the Pelicans 💀

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Tyler Parker

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13 days

“And I’m supposed to believe Wile E. Coyote’s a villain because why? He’s acting in his nature as a predator of small prey? Is the cheetah a villain because it eats the gazelle?”

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

2 years

Mark Jackson: And I’m sorry but the guards have to be better.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

7 months

Sorry, but this guy can’t guard me. I’m putting up 40 bare minimum. Cooking him on isos. Blow-bys. Taking him into the post. Full buffet. Gonna be a long night for him.

Aravind Srinivas

@AravSrinivas

7 months

Humanoid Transformers are now walking all over Berkeley

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

11 months

He’s gonna steal the Liberty Bell

Oh No He Didn't

@ohnohedidnt24

11 months

Ramona Shelburne: "Somebody said to me yesterday, 'This is only the beginning. This is just the beginning of what James Harden is going to do to make life very uncomfortable for the Philadelphia 76ers going into training camp.'" Philly; Sixers

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

1 year

Out of respect for Allen Iverson, we need to adopt a new term for Artificial Intelligence that doesn’t have his exact same initials.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

6 months

Marv had that dog in him for sure

Dan Wetzel

@DanWetzel

4 years

My annual tweet of appreciation for the single toughest person to ever walk the earth.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

4 months

Emir Han

@RealEmirHan

4 months

What’s the coolest someone has ever looked in a movie? I’ll start:

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

25 days

Omar

@KingBacca22x

27 days

Who are some of the strangest players in NBA History that interlaped each other on the same team, that seems made up?

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

4 years

FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE, GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

3 years

@netw3rk Fertitto: you are sheltering rookie point guard tyrese maxey, are you not?

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

3 years

Nikola Mirotić is somewhere furious right now.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

2 years

Soon as he walked out in this I got worried. This is something you wear to a Game 7, not a must lose. It’s too powerful an image. A Thunder loss was an impossibility after this.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

2 years

Today is my first day as a full-time staff writer @ringer . Stoked to peddle my usual nonsense in a more official capacity.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

1 year

AD on fouling Conley

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

3 years

It is truly a lifestyle for this man. Daniel Day-Lewis doesn’t commit this hard.

Skip Bayless

@RealSkipBayless

3 years

No idea how you can call that an all-time great college basketball game when it was won by a lucky shot.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

3 years

Every player?

Zach Lowe

@ZachLowe_NBA

3 years

Some court design news, per sources, because I'm a sucker for that: Mavs plan to unveil a new court that (as you can kind of see here) has the names of every player who has ever played at least 1 game for the franchise -- 337, I'm told -- painted into the baselines and sidelines:

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Tyler Parker

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13 days

“In the Middle Ages, serfs would use thorns as pencils. They wrote letters in blood. That’s how sacred communication was to them. I think we’ve lost that.”

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

1 year

“Tell her I’m not really looking for anything serious right now. What’s up with her friend, though?”

Adrian Wojnarowski

@wojespn

1 year

Among rival teams, there's far more interest in inquiring on Kevin Durant's reaction to Kyrie Irving's trade request and how that may impact KD's future with the Nets.

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Tyler Parker

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1 year

We all know who should take over

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Tyler Parker

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1 month

Luka

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

4 years

Me and the fellas kicking back post vaccine

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

5 years

Pelinka: It’s interesting, I was actually really good friends with Jesus. And Kobe had heard about him and I was always raving about him as just, like, a dude, and one day Kobe said to me, “Set up a meeting.” So I set up a dinner. They had dinner together every week for 11 years.

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Tyler Parker

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13 days

“There is a saying in Brazil: ‘Tears don’t stop clocks.’ Things move forward whether we want them to or not. In my lifetime cats will fly.”

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

3 years

Nets on offense Nets on defense

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

13 days

“Seahorses don’t have stomachs, just a digestive tube. They have to feed constantly. Some adults eat up to 50 times a day. I told the guys after shootaround this morning—tonight, let’s be seahorses. Let’s eat. Males also give birth which is something I’ve always wanted to do.”

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

3 years

He showed up in booooooots

Eddie Radosevich

@Eddie_Rado

3 years

Oklahoma tuxedo. King shit.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

13 days

“Roadrunner, doing all that running. How many times did we see him run to church?”

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

2 years

Lots to love here. Plays the pauses to perfection. Actually gets a guessing game to break out on live television. But when the pointer fingers are introduced this thing takes off. Used them like he was guiding in planes.

Steven Cheah

@StevenCheah

2 years

Brian Windhorst just ran the First Take desk in circles. They were hanging on his every word for 2+ minutes 😂😂. Absolute masterclass.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

4 years

We aren’t talking enough about how Dort had 30 in a Game 7

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

3 years

Big night in the NBA. Had to get the fellas together for a little draft watch party. Looking forward to a night of fits, fellowship, and fun.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

3 years

Just want him back

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

1 year

All that commotion. Giddey was eating that man alive last night.

Alex 👋

@Dubs408

1 year

Josh Giddey going at Pat Bev

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

2 months

“It’s an interesting question. They speak what is essentially gibberish, & yet, they make us laugh. To me these are films about the limits of language & the enduring power of silliness. I hope they continue to aggressively expand the DMCU. But yes, Bob is my favorite.”

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

1 month

You’re not Naz Reid (No, you're not Naz Reid) Unless you live Naz Reid (Unless you live Naz Reid) But the legend of the Wolves Was way Naz Reid

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

3 years

“Your table is ready.”

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

8 months

For a guy considered one of the premier trash talkers in the game, Dray's getting roasted here. Tough to watch. From "You thought you was Kobe?" to "You're not tough." When the fastball goes, it's gone.

LegendZ

@legendz_nba

8 months

LEAKED Audio Of Anthony Edwards Trash Talking Draymond Green After A Foul👀: Edwards: “Ain’t nobody worried about you, bruh… You’re the only one that wanna be tough” Green: “You’re not tough, n****”

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Tyler Parker

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1 year

He tried to tell us chaos was coming

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

4 years

David Griffin and Presti are doing the GM version of the MJ-Larry Bird McDonald’s HORSE commercial right now

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

4 years

If the NBA’s serious about making some money they should let me pay like $1 to heckle players for a few seconds. Or actually there should be tiers. If you want to heckle the 2nd big off the bench it’s $1 but if you want to heckle Kawhi it’s like $25.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

4 years

Unleash Dort on him

🔻𝕴𝖇𝖇𝖞 ➐

@ibby_k7

4 years

What would you do in this situation?

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Tyler Parker

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1 year

Caitlin Clark

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

2 years

All parents have great post moves. Doesn’t matter if they didn’t when they were younger. Once they have a kid evolution kicks in & they become more adept with their back to the basket. Even if they didn’t play growing up. Something happens. It’s bigger than all of us.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

8 months

Steven Adams

Andrew Schlecht

@AndrewKSchlecht

8 months

Time is a flat circle What goes around comes around What's good for the goose is good for the gander As you sow, so shall you reap As the call, so the echo Curses come home to roost Every man is the architect of his own fortune

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

5 months

Not sure double digits really says it. The Thunder won by so much this post went up with 7 minutes left in the 4th quarter.

StatMuse

@statmuse

5 months

Rookie battle tonight: Wemby — Chet — 24 PTS 17 PTS 12 REB 9 REB 4 BLK 3 BLK The Thunder won by double-digits.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

4 years

“Okay now let’s do a silly one”

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

5 years

Wrote about my favorite player getting traded.

Russell Westbrook Is Gone: A Sad Farewell to an Oklahoma Icon

A native Oklahoman reminisces about 11 years of Russell Westbrook: the dunks, the stat-chasing, and the missteps of a firebrand who was always himself, for better and for worse

www.theringer.com

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

8 months

Hope everything’s okay

Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania

8 months

James Harden did not attend 76ers practice today and is away due to a personal matter.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

2 years

PJ Washington was not happy. Neither was Dame. I was fist pumping like Tiger at Sawgrass. The Thunder have the 2nd pick in the 2022 NBA Draft. Let’s homer out.

The Thunder Finally, Almost, Sort of Hit the Lottery

The years-long rebuild is starting to take shape in Oklahoma City. After another nail-biting lottery for Thunder fans, Sam Presti landed the no. 2 pick and will have a chance at landing a potential...

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

3 years

I wrote a novel. It’ll come out spring 2023. I am very excited. Pumped to work with @jordanginsberg and @strangelight_ . Started writing this thing in 2015 and I’m pumped It has nothing to do with the Thunder, I just think . I

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

2 years

Watching Ja

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

4 years

Most fun I had rooting for a Thunder team since 2012.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

2 years

How do you do, fellow kids?

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

4 years

Farewell to a Thunder legend.

Adrian Wojnarowski

@wojespn

4 years

Golden State is nearing a deal with Oklahoma City to acquire Kelly Oubre Jr., sources tells ESPN.

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4 years

SOURCES: they are changing the word sports to dorts

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

3 years

Podcast hosts

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

3 years

The thing I love about Poku is after this game he’s gonna look at himself in the mirror and be like, “I knew it. I’m the best player in the league.”

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@tylrparkr

3 years

A pass so nuts the bench reacted like it was a dunk

Fastbreak Breakfast

@fastbreakbreak

3 years

Nobody knew anything about this Jokic pass

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@tylrparkr

4 years

Absolutely weeping

OKC THUNDER

@okcthunder

4 years

After 30 months of adversity, setback, courage, perseverance and spirit, Andre Roberson is playing in an NBA basketball game again. 🙌 @FlyDre21 | #ThunderUp

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2 months

This is JortCenter

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@tylrparkr

3 years

When you’re in your 30s and scratch your back

Jason Gallagher

@jga41agher

3 years

When you're in your 30s and throw a single football

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1 year

@SeanYoo @jga41agher “I can have an active nuclear warhead inside this office in 20 minutes.”

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

6 years

I wrote about Nick Collison. I think he’s great. Always had so much fun watching him play.

God of Thunder: A Tribute to Nick Collison

An ode to the screen setting, hair styles, and attitude of the retiring OKC legend

www.theringer.com

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

2 months

Went home and wrote about the Thunder.

The Oklahoma City Thunder Feel Different This Time Around

Playoff basketball is back in Oklahoma City. And despite the parallels to the Baby Thunder from a generation ago, the new iteration of this team is its own beast.

www.theringer.com

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

5 years

Excited to build something in Memphis. Would appreciate y’all’s support.

Chris Vernon

@ChrisVernonShow

5 years

. @netw3rk hold upppppppp. is the actor used for @ringer and Desktop vids actually a bball coach?! cause I think my team just hired him

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

4 years

He is taking over the Internet

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

3 years

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

StatMuse

@statmuse

3 years

Aleksej Pokusevski is the youngest player in NBA history with 20+ points, 10+ rebounds, 5+ threes in a game. The OKC rookie is 19 years old.

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1 month

“Dude, honestly, Bridesmaids was actually pretty funny.”

Vanshay Murdock 🎥🎥

@VanshayM

1 month

The crew is shocked at how good some WNBA players are. “There are a lot of good players in the WNBA…. We’re finding out as we go along here as new fans.” #WNBA #PatMcAfeeShow

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Tyler Parker

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5 years

I wrote about how I think PJ Tucker is cool.

A Love Song for P.J. Tucker

The Rockets forward is the people’s All-Star, a style icon, a sneaker savant, an Instagram legend, and honestly, if we’re being real with each other, a role model

www.theringer.com

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

5 years

@netw3rk I always root for my favorite teams to lose so that they’ll be able to come over and watch games with me

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2 years

Wrote about Jokić, LaMelo, and how fun it is to watch them pass the ball.

The Art of Passing

With defenses spread out more than ever before, the NBA has become a playground for the game’s most creative passers

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1 year

Colin Cowherd

@colincowherd

1 year

The league has always given the Kings the whistle. Frustrating for those of us that just want a fair game. #WeakT

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7 months

Reminder that any Thunder five feat. Jalen Williams, Jaylin Williams, & Kenrich Williams is considered a Trilliams Lineup. Doesn’t matter who the other two are unless one of them’s Chet in which case it becomes a Slim Trilliams Lineup.

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2 months

Live look at Brandon Ingram’s nightmares.

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1 year

Fred Katz

@FredKatz

1 year

Josh Hart on playing 47 minutes tonight: "I feel amazing."

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2 months

Portrait of a Center in Jorts

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4 months

From the latest Parker Tyles Show with Thad Roper. Very cool to hear about Thad’s work with Jokic. Can absolutely see the influence. Love his inventive approach.

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Tyler Parker

@tylrparkr

4 years

The Westbrook bandwagon has never been this crowded outside the state of Oklahoma. Hard to get to my usual seat. I don’t recognize any of y’all.

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@tylrparkr

4 years

I think the loudest I’ve ever shouted, “Okay, what is going on?” is when, just now, Mark Jackson said, “Tell you what, these virtual fans for Houston, they showed up for their team.”

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3 months

Clicked on this ready to drag him but dude’s a smokeshow.

Nature is Amazing ☘️

@AMAZlNGNATURE

3 months

Frederik the Great is a Friesian stallion that lives in Arkansas's Ozark Mountains. In May 2016, he became known for unofficially being the "world's most handsome horse"

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4 years

I loved Breaking Bad. Walter White is iconic. Michael Scott once cried at a tagline for a movie he made up. “He had no arms or legs. He couldn’t see, hear, speak. This is how he led a nation.” Scott deserves the win.

The Ringer

@ringer

4 years

It's the granddaddy of them all! The championship round of our #BestTVCharacter bracket has come down to (2) Walter White, ‘Breaking Bad’ vs. (1) Michael Scott, ‘The Office.' Who will be crowned champion when it's all said and done???

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4 years

These officials talk to the scorer’s table like they’re ordering at Chipotle

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2 years

Mood

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3 months

@RyanWaltersSupt Whoever runs this account—please tell him how weak he looks, how small. One of the more disgusting speeches of all time. He’s an embarrassment to the state & clearly would rather be in his car. Look how uncomfortable people make him. Longing for an empty sedan. Pathetic.

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2 years

Wrote about the Shai Gilgeous-Alexander superstar glow up. The leap happened. He rules.

We Are Watching Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Make the Leap

The guard is making the Oklahoma City Thunder into improbable appointment viewing

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1 year

Russell Wilson

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1 year

I love @netw3rk . Stoked to have helped him plunge even further into a life of addiction and pleasure.

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4 years

Didn’t realize it until now but there’s a lot of Perd in Magic

Earvin Magic Johnson

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I'm so excited for Denver vs. Utah Game 7 & to see Jamal Murray vs. Donovan Mitchell! For Denver to win, Nikola Jokić, Gary Harris, Paul Millsap, or Michael Porter Jr. has to step up! For Utah to win, it's on Mike Conley, Jordan Clarkson, Joe Ingles, or Rudy Gobert to step up.

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2 years

Have had a lot of people ask me if I passed out when Chet hit Law with the Dirk and the answer is no I left my body entirely

NBA

@NBA

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Chet dropped 23 PTS on 78% from the field and set a Utah Summer League Record with 6 blocks in his Summer League debut! @ChetHolmgren : 23 PTS, 7 REB, 4 AST, 6 BLK

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1 year

Happy for him

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2 years

Me too Chet

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2 years

THE BONES ARE THE SKELETON’S MONEY

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3 years

I could run thru a wall right now

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@DannyWQAM

3 years

Well this may be the craziest thing I’ve seen at a college football game #HardRockCat

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3 years

Used to be strictly a haha guy and still break it out a fair amount but more and more recently I’ve started to incorporate lol into my repertoire. Feels great.

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