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anna

5 years

interrogator: say it, goddammit me: never interrogator: *slaps me across the face* say Ty Pennington from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition isn’t an absolute beefcake me: *spits blood in his face* fuck you

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stopped in my tracks and gasped seeing this sign at the farmers market

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you got a fast car i got a plan to get us out of here

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4 years

I fucking hate dating in dc I fucking fuck fucking fuck hate it

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5 months

this isn't, like... a good thing

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A woman’s life is all work and little rest. Grazie Sophia Christie on how an age gap relationship and marrying an older man can help.

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bet this feels so good for a macbook

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4 years

living in dc is great because you get to plan your grocery runs around when the nazis come to town

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4 years

a man I went out with ONCE just bought a whole ass iPhone to text me because I told him I don't want to respond to green messages

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3 years

breaking: the cargo ship has been freed from the suez canal and is now stuck in dave thomas circle

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5 months

had a boyfriend who was like this and literally, like, have never wanted to fight anyone so much in my life. fuck you . figure your shit out

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4 months

anyone wanna dumpster dive behind the foxtrot after work tn

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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4 years

DC NEIGHBORHOODS AS DRIL TWEETS

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@Mick47988603 @lilschemeboi no I know its because im intolerable mick47988603 thats not a secret

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@lilschemeboi yes but dont tell t*nd*r as I am legally banned from their platform and had to use a vpn to get my dumb ass back on for content

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4 years

this blew up and I am still single ,,, what the fuck

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1 year

honey that’s just arlington

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Trump says he saw "filth and decay" in his trip from Reagan to federal court @nbcwashington

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4 years

@ChelseaCirruzzo yeah fucking imagine how I felt when I opened the snapchat

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@LeezleC idk. definitely taking advantage of being Older And Wiser though which is just… so fucking weird to get your rocks off on.

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6 months

you guys are fucking perverted

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2 years

absolutely obsessed with DC influencers. do you know where you are. why are you trying to be cool here

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1 year

yes pete now everyone has to take amtrak to get between dc and new york. they don’t suspect a thing

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7 months

actually impressed how some women I went to college with are just…stay at home daughters. like they do not work and have their own apartments and go out every night. what is going on here how does this happen

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1 year

@Kris10Parisi there’s no way in hell anyone wants to take six weeks off of work to find another white boy in a blue gingham shirt who works for deloitte and lives in rosslyn

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2 years

please this would be the funniest possible place to watch results ………

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2 years

Taco Tuesday 🤝 Election Night We’re open all night showing the results… join us at the bar whether you’re celebrating or drinking to forget

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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ STAN BUFF CAT ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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5 months

come ON girlie I KNOW you can afford the fare.

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9 months

hot tip if you are profoundly depressed you can just make braised short ribs. no one can tell you not to. you literally are allowed to do it

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@katienolan holy shit the drunk history lady I ily you

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@LeslieHales dupont circle in dc!

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4 years

me at Brixton trying to find the right 20 something white guy named Jake in a blue gingham shirt for our first date

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4 years

Georgetown

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there is NOTHING wrong with having 1 Million Doallrs you are NOT defined by your one million dollars... having 1 Million Dollars is normal

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2 years

I’m the second hottest bitch at the washington dulles international carrabbas italian grille located between gates B37 and B41

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2 years

getting to American Ice Company for a first date and trying to figure out which 5’7” blue gingham shirt pouf haired UVA educated white man you’re supposed to be meeting

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2 years

Caption this (DC Edition)

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4 years

the tenleytown real estate market is SHAKING. please join me followers

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5 months

one minute you're 26 and sexy and the next minute you're 27 and suddenly spending $700 on bridesmaids dresses

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4 years

@Justin_S2222 bro I’m sorry you gotta move back home

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9 months

happy thanksgiving who’s ready to get gaslit here today

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10 months

the rest of the blue line sittin like

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10 months

The female mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same. None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo.

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6 months

nothing fixes me like a cigarette and a good scream in front of the P Street Whole Foods

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6 months

Hey DC, when you’re feeling stressed, how do you ground yourself?

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4 years

Adams Morgan

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10 years

for my money.. nothin hits the spot quite like Food, or Drink

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4 years

Capitol Hill

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13 years

another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

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4 years

it’s like Santa Claus but with terrorists

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4 years

hey Siri what’s the opposite of one of those ADT home security signs

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You can now get a Verified Badge crest on your Bay Area home if you're an influencer, public figure, or represent a brand.

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4 years

Woodley Park (obv)

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12 years

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

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4 years

me trying to figure out how to get the fuck out of the l’enfant plaza metro station

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4 years

well the nazis are starting to find this tweet so just to help y'all get around the city: the White House is in a neighborhood called National Landing 🙂

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2 months

ohhh you have a perfect relationship with your father and you’re posting about it on Instagram? should we have a party? should we invite bella hadid

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okay you guys either need to behave in the comment section or tell me I’m pretty. you have to pick one

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Dupont Circle

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8 years

" snorting a line of coke up my big ass "

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Logan Circle

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4 years

budweiser queerspace

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6 years

ONCE AN EAGLE ALWAYS AN EAGLE BABY

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A recent American University graduate is accused of conspiring with Russia to infiltrate U.S. political organizations, including a gun-rights group

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4 years

H St

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8 years

please bring your rats to the new castle flea market so I may bless/heal them. ill be sitting in a lawn chair wearing a stolen priest outfit

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4 years

Petworth!!!

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casually discarding styrofoam container filled with buffalo wing remnants into the passing stroller of a baby

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Tenleytown

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"if theres a spicy brown mustard, why not a spicy brown ketchup?" The wise man smiled. "my friend, the condiment you seek is Barbecue Sauce"

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Foggy Bottom

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6 years

Some body is going to take a picture of their white house press pass with a load on it, by 2020

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4 years

is that-

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4 years

Reports That the D.C. National Guard on the way to Capitol Hill

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4 years

If you ever stepped foot inside this building on a Friday night, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

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4 months

what the hell are you afraid of on east cap? getting hit with a baby stroller? getting jumped by mr. rogers? bffr

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Sen. Roger Marshall: "I just want your listeners understand: Washington DC has become a warzone. I fear for the safety and life of my workers on Capitol Hill walking to and from work." Really?

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4 years

dms are OPEN yall I am still single

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Shaw

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9 years

the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit

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3 years

if it makes you feel better they’re always super nice and will compliment your outfits in bar bathrooms

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4 months

just won a pulitzer can you let me on your fucking app already @raya

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Glover Park

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"jail isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco

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the Wharf/SW

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just deleted 23,000 tweets at the request of Sbarro. feeling Purified

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gotta say moving to an apartment with a porch has been a gamechanger for my mental health. I get a BREEZE??? on my FACE??????? and sun for 2 hours a day???? I live like a king

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Takoma Park

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it used to be you didnt need a degree to become a philosopher yo u could just say shit like "Beer is the Merry Soul's Companion" constantly

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sorry

What DC Bar Are You?

Ever wondered what DC bar you most relate to? Here is the definitive quiz.

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Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about the Met Gala because I just won a Pulitzer Prize which I earned in a constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own ‘Met Gala‘ for almost 20 years.

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3 years

more questions than answers about this apartment building's pet policy

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Friendship Heights

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(insufferably) It's pronounced. "Bloomin Onion." The 'g' is silent.

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3 years

not me getting my dream job

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won a pulitzer lol

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dc friends: curfew starts in 10 MIN - if you are still out (or plan to stay out longer) and don't have the means to get home, DM ME and i will send you $ for an uber/lyft/etc #DCPROTESTS

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3 years

the cat got fixed today and they sent him home with a hard plastic cone and he was so miserable that I tried to find a soft cone on Amazon and all they had for same day delivery was a bread head. im over this

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Kalorama

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throw money at my dick

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4 years

@Uncommoncommon1 i say this respectfully: absolutely the fuck not

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3 years

when tourists with red hats ask me how to get to the National Mall and I send them to National Landing

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3 years

Caption this (DC Edition)

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3 years

‘nightmare in navy yard’ is coincidentally what i call like three of my ex boyfriends

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Event at the @dcwater HQ. Tix early bird are $45

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3 years

just got unmatched on bumble by the Sex In The Clarendon guy so if you need me I’ll be pondering why my life has come to needing to be validated by the Sex In The Clarendon guy

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I'm 99.99% sure she's part of the problem. DC females think that credentials make them attractive and they deserve not just Chad but mega Chad that's also equally or more educated with higher status job. All this along with the fact the girls are max 6s and are masculine.

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