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alice🌙⁷

15 days

born too late to be given the job of webmistress on a niche web 1.0 fan site that archives user-submitted watercolor paintings of david boreanaz shirtless in increasingly homoerotic situations organized by citrus scale

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 year

it DOES bring me immense joy that jungkook beat out an extremely fucking racist song with his delightfully slutty summer bop about simping

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@twomblying

3 months

i’m so serious that the image of kim namjoon in bedazzled jorts playing extremely enthusiastic saxophone while a tear-stained kim seokjin holds a bouquet of flowers with a mildly befuddled expression on his face will stick with me until i die

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@twomblying

9 months

just remembered that time they made jungkook record himself talking about his crush on namjoon and then played it out loud in front of the entire band and then edited it to perfectly show the moment jungkook’s soul leaves his body

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3 months

i’m sorry this happened to you king but consider that it’s really funny

JIN UPDATES

@seokjin_updates

3 months

"Super tuna" by #Jin was the MOST used audio by BTS on tik tok with 2.6k+ new videos uploaded!!

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@twomblying

3 months

one of kim seokjin’s really specific acts of love is his willingness to be embarrassed in order to make people happy

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

6 months

imagine you’re like a 19 year old soldier in the korean military wanting an autograph from kim taehyung but first he makes you answer his riddles three and if you fail he dances you out of the room

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@minimimi_twt

6 months

TAEHYUNG IS SO FUNNY 😭 Glad to know military life didn't change him 🥹

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@twomblying

15 days

once again thinking about jin to chris martin: omg thank you soooo muuuuch for the guitar! ohhh is this how you hold it? and i press here? 🥺👉👈 yoongi, breezing by: you already know how to play guitar

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22 days

just remembered on suchwita JK being like “hey so the tour…i noticed the stage comes apart & lifts up to the ceiling. was that on purpose” & yoongi is like “that’s literally the concept. that’s the set design. it’s a metaphor” while jungkook sits there just eating…so much beef

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

23 days

happy 1 year to jungkook coming home to immediately do a live, during which he hatched a plan to sneak back into the concert the next day by dropping down from the ceiling a la mission impossible & sounded so serious about it that yoongi had to get online to say “do not do this”

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@yoonkoous

23 days

it’s been 1 year since yoongi and jungkook performed ‘burn it’ together on the d-day tour ❤️‍🔥

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 year

genuinely I believe this is true, I saw so many dudes who clearly just wanted to go see rapper agust d with zero idea what they were walking into, and several left with merch

grace⁷ | IA

@seesawtrash_

1 year

my partner texted me this yesterday while he was at a gas station near the arena 😭 forgot to share this lolllll

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@twomblying

5 months

i think it is just. so sweet that jin really sat down and recorded like 18 little themed videos in different outfits so that we could get one a month for the time he’s gone. he knew it would be hard when he was the first to go. like it’s actually one of the kindest things

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@twomblying

4 months

thought about this today and wanted to blow up

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@twomblying

1 year

one day i hope someone comes to me and asks what it is like to be a bts fan so i can tell them that sometimes jungkook holds me hostage in his house and takes me on a tour of his sauce cabinet but tells me i'm not allowed to speak

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 year

there are like 5 people who will get this and why it's so good but. it's giving savage garden

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

9 months

Ah glad we have all universally agreed to describe it this way. Poor guy, have you ever been so down bad…

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@itboywithluv

3 years

1.2 million views for jungkook's soul leaving his body when hearing his own recording saying that he fell for namjoon

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

3 years

i have concerns about the ice cream cake from an hour ago...

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@twomblying

9 months

LIKE dksjskjsks

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

22 days

i love them so very much. love the idea of jungkook witnessing this beautiful conceptual set design and being like “is it supposed to do that” …he’s precious to me

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 year

"my band is not breaking up. more importantly, I do NOT have 15 mattresses" 🤝 "here's how I make my instant ramen. I'm NOT hacked. it is 7am. bon appetit"

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@twomblying

4 months

the thing about yoonkook is you get into their whole deal bc of their tragic hyyh love story and then you get to actual yoongi and jungkook which is like if the worlds most adorable puppy imprinted on a cat and then vowed to annoy him until they both die

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

2 months

you’re telling me these two men will be in the same room

alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

2 months

for those of you who are unaware of 1) i live alone and 2) kim kibum as a concept, kim seokjin on that show is. .going to be one of the weirdest funniest things that’s ever happened

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 year

Min "gentlemen make some noise" Yoongi would be THRILLED to know this

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

15 days

the opposite of a wingman

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@twomblying

27 days

Ciz♱

@Cizski

27 days

my favorite sex position is any of them. im just glad to be involved

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 year

kim taehyung really embodying the "eccentric homosexual and his best friend, the most horrible little dog you've ever seen" genre of Guy

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

9 months

I paused my episode of supernatural to tweet this. My two personalities

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 year

racists fix your hearts or die! jungkook forever

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

5 months

just remembered that livestream where jungkook was meticulously detailing the contents of his sauce cabinet and one of the big translator accnts was like “translator note i think jungkook might be neurodivergent”

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

9 months

“Give him a microphone” “Don’t give me a microphone” “The microphone is coming!” “Take your clothes off more often. I sent you flowers. Our boss is mad at you”

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

8 months

the last great kpop discourse of 2023 being “is choi minho hot or mid” is so funny..have you seen him

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

9 months

Every time I think two bts members are going to have a normal interaction I am wrong

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 year

literally seeing a professionally shot, well-lit mostly nude jungkook underwear ad could not possibly effect me as much as seeing him hold up his boxer briefs and start delicately folding them while he sits on his couch in complete darkness at 6am. I'm insane

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

15 days

that man was just trying to bag a hot older man, let him do his thing

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@twomblying

3 months

i’m gonna be so real i don’t think any aspect of rpwp is particularly surprising if you’ve been like. paying attention

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

29 days

shinee is really like what if an earnest ally found himself parenting a short chaotic bisexual, a jock who was just delighted to meet his first gay person, a gay person, and a catholic who approaches gender like he’s hunting it for sport

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 year

sorry is..the plot of this music video for the song about fucking that jungkook is the most annoying man alive?? that is quite genuinely the MOST jungkook way to do a horny pop song

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 year

genuinely humiliating how much jungkook posting a ramen recipe that ends with "I didn't get hacked. enjoy!" has improved my HORRIBLE day. king

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

3 months

seokjin rejoining society and instantly being met by 1) jungoook patting his ass 2) namjoon absolutely wailing on the saxophone. feels right

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@twomblying

2 months

for those of you who are unaware of 1) i live alone and 2) kim kibum as a concept, kim seokjin on that show is. .going to be one of the weirdest funniest things that’s ever happened

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

3 months

yes i had to redo this tweet due to. i realized they are JORTS

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 year

literally this is the trajectory of Agust D the Trilogy from agust d to people pt 2 in a nutshell

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

3 years

pspspsps yoongi new gay shoes just dropped

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

2 months

do you mean to tell me. that the title of this documentary. comes from them rolling around in bed together saying “are you sure it’s okay to film this”

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@bts_bighit

2 months

<Are You Sure?!> Launch Trailer Where does the title come from? 본격 '프로그램명 제작기.mp4' 공개! 📺 ⏳ Aug 8, exclusively on Disney+ #AreYouSure #이게맞아 #지민x정국 #JiminxJungKook

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

3 months

i’m at the seokjin out of the military party i’m at the sm getting sued party i’m at the combination seokjin discharge-sm lawsuit party

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@twomblying

4 months

or, conversely, it’s like if a guy was like “yeah i love huge buff dudes absolute beefcakes” one time and then the skinny 17 year old next to him dedicated the next decade of his life to getting as swole as humanly possible

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 year

ok no I think I do have something concrete and earnest to say which is that the thing I admire most & try to internalize the most is that every member of bts shows a dedicated commitment to being sincere & a little messy in his own way, and it feels like a privilege to witness it

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

3 months

@tidaltowns walking through seoul his first day back, surrounded by people watching super tuna tik toks

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

3 years

singularity targets such a wide range of audiences for example are you gay do you love theatre have you ever been possessed

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

10 months

dropping the family hummus recipe from my grandfather’s 60 year old cookbook, go forth (blend or food processor)

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@RogueChieftan

10 months

I had no idea about ⁦ @Sabra ⁩. Never again.

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

2 years

our love, it wasn't finished yet 🚃 yoonkook 🚃 15k~, T 🚃 chance meetings on trains 🚃 bad first dates 🚃 ot7 found family vibes as always 🚃 side 2seok & vmin 🚃'we're not writing jungkook weird enough' we who?!

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

4 months

neurodivergent eboy falls in love with the most boring man alive. guy who owns 14 diffusers x guy who listens to economics podcasts for fun. guy who thought holding your breath would save the planet x guy who tried to convince millions of people that cheesecake was tofu

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

3 years

have not seen Run yet but seems like a very elaborate setup to just allow everyone in the world, the 6 other members of bts included, to be absolutely destroyed by the sight of min yoongi discussing interior design

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

2 months

kim taehyung base model comes with three modes: 1. twink vampire who has lived thru every gay fashion Moment and wants to wear them all at once 2. jazz loving ahjussi who adores his weird little dog and thinks everyone else should too 3. hunk extra from call me by your name

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 year

I'm at the Yoongi People Pt 2 ft. IU Announcement, I'm at the Barbie by Greta Gerwig Trailer Release, im at the combination Yoongi People Pt 2 ft. IU Announcement - Barbie by Greta Gerwig Trailer Release

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

23 days

@sangthesun the dude who rarely if ever joins a member’s live to leave comments RUSHING for his phone to say “please no you were soooo good sooo good perfect just stay in your house”

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

4 months

another part of the dynamic that NOT enough people grasp onto is that they are gremlin4gremlin. this is so important

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@twomblying

3 years

finally an answer to the age old question “how many ways can a person say hey i’m gay” in under a minute

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@twomblying

4 months

guy who said his dream was to be a pro gamer x guy who is so bad at LoL that he got cyberbullied by teenagers online…guy who broadcasted his shirtless nap to 10 million people x guy who wears pants in the swimming pool

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@twomblying

4 months

guy who only believes in ghosts to the extent that he thinks they have civil rights x guy who would probably make out with a ghost if the chance presented itself. guy covered in tattoos x guy who once said if he had to get a tattoo he’d get a single dot on the bottom of his foot

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@twomblying

5 months

every time it posts i watch it immediately without subs even tho i understand maybe every third word 😭 why does he have a little flower who knows who cares i miss him

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

2 years

@thatsillyhelen if the rest of the show has taught us anything it’s that the oscars aren’t good enough to stage something that interesting

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

3 years

📻🎙 on the radio - yoonkook - 17k, M - oh my god they were roommates - they host a radio show - painful pining - ot7 meddling link:

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

5 months

wait ok i’ve watched the subbed version. it. okay it’s very funny to imagine him possibly recording this NOT in april and going “it’s april right? oof. the allergies, am i right” 😭

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@twomblying

1 year

wait wait are you telling me that jungkook's infamously bare & uncurated home complete with chewed-on coffee table and bare clothing rack...also has an extremely well organized room full of albums signed by the famous people he knows including his best friends in his own band

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@twomblying

8 months

he’s like if you anthropomorphized god’s perfect golden retriever and then made it model armani

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@twomblying

3 months

really fondly remembering that period of time when seokjin would get on weverse specifically to seek out fan letters to hobi so he could ask hobi to get a drink with him in the replies. of the post written by a fan about how hobi saved their life. deeply unserious brat of a man

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

6 months

@puppybunnies me too. this and hobi doing aegyo in the canteen

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 year

it is frustrating to me when people don't seem to understand that autotune is a tool that can be used intentionally & artistically

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@twomblying

4 months

save me cunty seokjin eye roll, cunty seokjin eye roll save me

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@onlyforseokjini

4 months

everything is a mess

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

5 months

ok i'm a little tipsy and watching golden live on stage and it is so obvious that if they DID give my guy a script he did not follow it

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

1 month

one day you’ve got your clip-on bangs in and you’re carrying an olympic torch in france and the next day you’re struggling not to yell “fuck” on a livestream while losing miserably at a video game hours before an international flight. typical scenario

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@twomblying

5 months

sorry. jungkook emerged from his relative silence to let us know that he’s created an instagram for his dog. and then he only followed the bts members. and the bio was just BARK x10. the name is Bam’s Dad. okay. sorry. hey. okay

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

4 months

@yoonkookify he saw his chance and he took it

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@twomblying

3 years

me park jimin 🤝 having a never mind tattoo

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@twomblying

1 year

jungkook: not even death can stop me from annoying the absolute shit out of you, and that's love baby

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@twomblying

3 years

i know everyone is saying full on rocker bangtan but i for one hope it’s very over the top campy 80s synth pop / new wave. give jungkook a keytar, cowards

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

2 years

literally can you imagine the emojis that happen here. imagine being in a group chat with jung hoseok and lizzo

j-hope daily™ {slow}

@thehobiprint

2 years

lizzo saying hobi is a great and expressive texter, never leaves her on read and apologises whenever he replies late or not on time,, he is the most sweetest and precious person ever😭♥️

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@twomblying

5 months

it is actually wildly funny that out of ALL the songs available to him, yoongi's tour setlist is like 16-17 songs about his personal journey navigating trauma and then 2-3 songs about sucking dick

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@twomblying

4 months

min yoongi spent a whole decade trying to come to terms with his own anger but he has also never raised his voice at another person in his life and i just think. he is. i love him so much

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

3 years

if i did not already know that i would love bts forever, the way that they have handled the last nine hours sure cemented it for me

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

3 years

the last cinetown in seoul IT’S FINISHED ✨ 📼 T, 44k 📼 #yoonkook 📼 side minjoon & taejin 📼 video rental store au 📼 happy ending 📼 queer found family link 👇🏼

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@twomblying

5 months

jk, yoongi, and taehyung proving there are three kinds of dog parents: 1) make your dog instagram famous 2) meticulously keep a dog parenting diary and put him in little pajamas 3) dedicate a jazz album to your pomeranian

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alice🌙⁷

@twomblying

8 months

this?? THIS man??

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@twomblying

2 months

from the two men who brought you “it’s not a hickey i just jumped on him and bit his neck” comes “we got our company to fund our honeymoon in the name of documentary content��

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@twomblying

4 months

you can tell he actually likes it because he looks angry fkdjdkjdkd

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@twomblying

3 years

like once a week i just remember these photos of namjoon and have to process them all over again

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@twomblying

4 months

i can literally do this for years

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@twomblying

3 months

this man wrote groin. he wrote nuts.

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5 months

you know how they say petting a cat lowers your blood pressure that’s what seeing namjoons dimples does to me

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@twomblying

1 year

d day live is a 2 and a half hour long thesis about how to get out of your own way. it IS actually possible to walk through the worst things that have happened to you and come out the other side

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3 months

Dont Show Your Cat

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@twomblying

1 year

there are 12 million people watching him shred his abs while singing grenade by bruno mars against the backdrop of the most college boy ass gaming setup I've ever seen

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@twomblying

23 days

a better question is will they let taehyung do it and what is their plan to stop him

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@lychee0613

23 days

Will they let Namjoon perform Groin at BTS tour? Because imagine us yelling GET YO ASS OUT THE TRUNK GET YO ASS OUT THE TRUNK YOU WALK LIKE A DUCK BITCH with the whole stadium

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@twomblying

2 months

hwasa is so hot that sometimes when i look at her my mind melts into lava

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