born too late to be given the job of webmistress on a niche web 1.0 fan site that archives user-submitted watercolor paintings of david boreanaz shirtless in increasingly homoerotic situations organized by citrus scale
i’m so serious that the image of kim namjoon in bedazzled jorts playing extremely enthusiastic saxophone while a tear-stained kim seokjin holds a bouquet of flowers with a mildly befuddled expression on his face will stick with me until i die
just remembered that time they made jungkook record himself talking about his crush on namjoon and then played it out loud in front of the entire band and then edited it to perfectly show the moment jungkook’s soul leaves his body
imagine you’re like a 19 year old soldier in the korean military wanting an autograph from kim taehyung but first he makes you answer his riddles three and if you fail he dances you out of the room
once again thinking about
jin to chris martin: omg thank you soooo muuuuch for the guitar! ohhh is this how you hold it? and i press here? 🥺👉👈
yoongi, breezing by: you already know how to play guitar
just remembered on suchwita JK being like “hey so the tour…i noticed the stage comes apart & lifts up to the ceiling. was that on purpose” & yoongi is like “that’s literally the concept. that’s the set design. it’s a metaphor” while jungkook sits there just eating…so much beef
happy 1 year to jungkook coming home to immediately do a live, during which he hatched a plan to sneak back into the concert the next day by dropping down from the ceiling a la mission impossible & sounded so serious about it that yoongi had to get online to say “do not do this”
genuinely I believe this is true, I saw so many dudes who clearly just wanted to go see rapper agust d with zero idea what they were walking into, and several left with merch
i think it is just. so sweet that jin really sat down and recorded like 18 little themed videos in different outfits so that we could get one a month for the time he’s gone. he knew it would be hard when he was the first to go. like it’s actually one of the kindest things
one day i hope someone comes to me and asks what it is like to be a bts fan so i can tell them that sometimes jungkook holds me hostage in his house and takes me on a tour of his sauce cabinet but tells me i'm not allowed to speak
i love them so very much. love the idea of jungkook witnessing this beautiful conceptual set design and being like “is it supposed to do that” …he’s precious to me
"my band is not breaking up. more importantly, I do NOT have 15 mattresses" 🤝 "here's how I make my instant ramen. I'm NOT hacked. it is 7am. bon appetit"
the thing about yoonkook is you get into their whole deal bc of their tragic hyyh love story and then you get to actual yoongi and jungkook which is like if the worlds most adorable puppy imprinted on a cat and then vowed to annoy him until they both die
for those of you who are unaware of 1) i live alone and 2) kim kibum as a concept, kim seokjin on that show is. .going to be one of the weirdest funniest things that’s ever happened
just remembered that livestream where jungkook was meticulously detailing the contents of his sauce cabinet and one of the big translator accnts was like “translator note i think jungkook might be neurodivergent”
“Give him a microphone”
“Don’t give me a microphone”
“The microphone is coming!”
“Take your clothes off more often. I sent you flowers. Our boss is mad at you”
literally seeing a professionally shot, well-lit mostly nude jungkook underwear ad could not possibly effect me as much as seeing him hold up his boxer briefs and start delicately folding them while he sits on his couch in complete darkness at 6am. I'm insane
shinee is really like what if an earnest ally found himself parenting a short chaotic bisexual, a jock who was just delighted to meet his first gay person, a gay person, and a catholic who approaches gender like he’s hunting it for sport
sorry is..the plot of this music video for the song about fucking that jungkook is the most annoying man alive?? that is quite genuinely the MOST jungkook way to do a horny pop song
for those of you who are unaware of 1) i live alone and 2) kim kibum as a concept, kim seokjin on that show is. .going to be one of the weirdest funniest things that’s ever happened
do you mean to tell me. that the title of this documentary. comes from them rolling around in bed together saying “are you sure it’s okay to film this”
<Are You Sure?!> Launch Trailer
Where does the title come from?
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or, conversely, it’s like if a guy was like “yeah i love huge buff dudes absolute beefcakes” one time and then the skinny 17 year old next to him dedicated the next decade of his life to getting as swole as humanly possible
ok no I think I do have something concrete and earnest to say which is that the thing I admire most & try to internalize the most is that every member of bts shows a dedicated commitment to being sincere & a little messy in his own way, and it feels like a privilege to witness it
our love, it wasn't finished yet
🚃 yoonkook
🚃 15k~, T
🚃 chance meetings on trains
🚃 bad first dates
🚃 ot7 found family vibes as always
🚃 side 2seok & vmin
🚃'we're not writing jungkook weird enough' we who?!
neurodivergent eboy falls in love with the most boring man alive. guy who owns 14 diffusers x guy who listens to economics podcasts for fun. guy who thought holding your breath would save the planet x guy who tried to convince millions of people that cheesecake was tofu
have not seen Run yet but seems like a very elaborate setup to just allow everyone in the world, the 6 other members of bts included, to be absolutely destroyed by the sight of min yoongi discussing interior design
kim taehyung base model comes with three modes:
1. twink vampire who has lived thru every gay fashion Moment and wants to wear them all at once
2. jazz loving ahjussi who adores his weird little dog and thinks everyone else should too
3. hunk extra from call me by your name
I'm at the Yoongi People Pt 2 ft. IU Announcement, I'm at the Barbie by Greta Gerwig Trailer Release, im at the combination Yoongi People Pt 2 ft. IU Announcement - Barbie by Greta Gerwig Trailer Release
@sangthesun
the dude who rarely if ever joins a member’s live to leave comments RUSHING for his phone to say “please no you were soooo good sooo good perfect just stay in your house”
guy who said his dream was to be a pro gamer x guy who is so bad at LoL that he got cyberbullied by teenagers online…guy who broadcasted his shirtless nap to 10 million people x guy who wears pants in the swimming pool
guy who only believes in ghosts to the extent that he thinks they have civil rights x guy who would probably make out with a ghost if the chance presented itself. guy covered in tattoos x guy who once said if he had to get a tattoo he’d get a single dot on the bottom of his foot
every time it posts i watch it immediately without subs even tho i understand maybe every third word 😭 why does he have a little flower who knows who cares i miss him
wait ok i’ve watched the subbed version. it. okay it’s very funny to imagine him possibly recording this NOT in april and going “it’s april right? oof. the allergies, am i right” 😭
wait wait are you telling me that jungkook's infamously bare & uncurated home complete with chewed-on coffee table and bare clothing rack...also has an extremely well organized room full of albums signed by the famous people he knows including his best friends in his own band
really fondly remembering that period of time when seokjin would get on weverse specifically to seek out fan letters to hobi so he could ask hobi to get a drink with him in the replies. of the post written by a fan about how hobi saved their life. deeply unserious brat of a man
one day you’ve got your clip-on bangs in and you’re carrying an olympic torch in france and the next day you’re struggling not to yell “fuck” on a livestream while losing miserably at a video game hours before an international flight. typical scenario
sorry. jungkook emerged from his relative silence to let us know that he’s created an instagram for his dog. and then he only followed the bts members. and the bio was just BARK x10. the name is Bam’s Dad. okay. sorry. hey. okay
i know everyone is saying full on rocker bangtan but i for one hope it’s very over the top campy 80s synth pop / new wave. give jungkook a keytar, cowards
lizzo saying hobi is a great and expressive texter, never leaves her on read and apologises whenever he replies late or not on time,, he is the most sweetest and precious person ever😭♥️
it is actually wildly funny that out of ALL the songs available to him, yoongi's tour setlist is like 16-17 songs about his personal journey navigating trauma and then 2-3 songs about sucking dick
min yoongi spent a whole decade trying to come to terms with his own anger but he has also never raised his voice at another person in his life and i just think. he is. i love him so much
the last cinetown in seoul
IT’S FINISHED ✨
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📼 happy ending
📼 queer found family
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jk, yoongi, and taehyung proving there are three kinds of dog parents: 1) make your dog instagram famous 2) meticulously keep a dog parenting diary and put him in little pajamas 3) dedicate a jazz album to your pomeranian
from the two men who brought you “it’s not a hickey i just jumped on him and bit his neck” comes “we got our company to fund our honeymoon in the name of documentary content��
d day live is a 2 and a half hour long thesis about how to get out of your own way. it IS actually possible to walk through the worst things that have happened to you and come out the other side
there are 12 million people watching him shred his abs while singing grenade by bruno mars against the backdrop of the most college boy ass gaming setup I've ever seen
Will they let Namjoon perform Groin at BTS tour? Because imagine us yelling GET YO ASS OUT THE TRUNK GET YO ASS OUT THE TRUNK YOU WALK LIKE A DUCK BITCH with the whole stadium