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the dragons dance and men are like dust under their feet, all our fine thoughts and endeavors are as nothing.

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@twoheadedcalfs
aggie
4 months
all those girlies wanting to be pedros controversially young girlfriend and omar beat you all to it…
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Pedro Pascal will be featured on Omar Apollo’s upcoming album.
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remember when olenna killed joff because she knew if loras witnessed him being cruel to marg they wouldve had kingslayer two: electric boogaloo on their hands. what if thats why otto kept gwayne and alicent separated throughout their teens and adulthood. +
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welcome back margaery and loras tyrell
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2 years
eddie going into the upside down to help save steve
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4 months
always loved josh oconnor but i love him more after challengers bc we now know that he can be really devastatingly sexy and chooses to be goofy and sweet in his daily life instead. he said fuck being hot pass me that propeller hat
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2 months
asoiaf book purists are always right and correct f&b book purists however are some of the most annoying people on gods green internet. so it goes
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2 years
the only person robin would run through an airport for is steve.
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6 years
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2 years
@hellbuoyant my brother in christ eddie was a third year senior he was getting zero hoes
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2 months
@revelationmyth five is a shockingly low number
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aggie
3 months
gay guy who loves his sister to the point of violence and will do anything to protect her virtue… TWO!
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1 month
after reading this thread i lowkey need sabrina to post this on her story and then turn off her phone
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1 month
The Sabrina Carpenter, Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes love triangle - a thread 🧵
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3 months
like theyre only allowed to interact a) prior to alicent leaving for court and b) after viserys dies. im interested
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aggie
7 months
me when im in a scifi movie that takes place at least partially on a desert planet and i give up everything ive ever known and was raised to believe by an oppressive organization because i met oscar isaac and he was sexy and nice to me. and also i have mind powers
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7 months
lady jessica fucking up 10,000 years of careful bene gesserit planning and eugenics bc she fell in love with sexy scifi oscar isaac is so real. genuinely many such cases
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6 months
taylor swift thinks she’s phoebe bridgers. phoebe bridgers thinks she’s samia. samia thinks she’s the hamburglar
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and they go crazy for this writing like???
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aggie
5 months
one of them did challengers and gods own country the other is exclusively doing direct to streaming amazon prime movies i think we know who the casting directors are picking if it comes down to it.
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josh o'connor and nicholas galitzine at the casting for a gay role
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1 year
@joblessthursday for steve harrington fans like yourself this is a very real fear unfortunately
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2 years
@amandayoungdyke #WILL : *touches back of neck* ʜᴇ ɪs ʜᴇʀᴇ. ɪ ғᴇᴇʟ ʜɪᴍ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴄʟᴏsᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴏsᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ɴᴏ ᴇsᴄᴀᴘᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀs ʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴠɪsɪᴛ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴜs. #ELEVEN : …bitchin’.
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1 year
schrödinger’s suicide
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aggie
3 months
viserys lovers in the quotes and comments mad i compared him to joffrey… which is worse a crazy 13 year old or a grown man who forced his 15 year old daughter’s best friend to marry him
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2 years
@hellbuoyant steve what are you looking at. can he pls have some decorum what goes on
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1 year
@amandayoungdyke shiv set kendall free and in doing so trapped herself :/
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aggie
3 months
@girlwreckage i think she probably avoided her on purpose out of solidarity even though steve didnt really care fbdbdjdksl
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2 years
agatha leaving tedros bc she doesnt really believe that he needs her because no one Needs Agatha, except maybe sophie on a good day. see how she acts when he confesses his love— she’s not taking him seriously; not because she doesnt trust him but because she doesnt think ANYONE +
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6 years
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6 years
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6 years
GUYS I THINK THEY THROW MOLLY A QUINCEANERA...DONT MIND ME IM JUST OVER HERE CRYING ITS FINE
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2 years
steve likes to post photos of a sleeping adult robin with this caption
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6 years
EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU AGENT.22 ON INSTAGRAM THESE ARE LITERALLY ICONIC
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2 years
@amandayoungdyke her gay brother, who spouts more ominous shit on the daily than she, the chick with literal supernatural powers, ever will
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9 months
@tweedshoe i need him to know about eucalyptus man
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5 years
:)
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6 years
blame ira
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1 year
first ever heterosexual yaoi
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God.
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2 years
@mitsukileaks i think itd be really funny if he went to heaven and hated it so much that he started bullying the angels in hopes that they chuck him downstairs
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aggie
28 days
so many of these people would balk if they got it through their heads that trigger warnings r for people with literal post traumatic stress disorder and not the general populace
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7 months
lady jessica fucking up 10,000 years of careful bene gesserit planning and eugenics bc she fell in love with sexy scifi oscar isaac is so real. genuinely many such cases
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6 years
EXACT same haircut
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6 years
January 1st is THEIR day
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6 years
THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN.JPEG
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6 years
decorated my locker this morning!! I put up pictures of women that inspire me!! (In order: Winona Ryder, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Anne Hathaway, Ariela Barer, and Mitski!)
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1 year
@agneswickfields even the hand posture too chdbdbsk
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6 years
i see y’all disregarding chase’s abuse just because you don’t like him i fucking SEE y’all
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6 years
the funny thing abt the runaways is that u would think the Hot Friend role would automatically go to Chase but really it’s Nico
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2 years
@hairmetals #STEVE : sometimes i have dreams about barb. #ROBIN : me too.
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2 years
could feel that way about her. i think when she realizes that tedros has gone to such great lengths to get her back and to see her again shes going to burst into tears :(
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aggie
6 years
HOLY TRINITY OF M/F MARVEL SHIPS
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6 years
chase watching gert be happy so he can remember it when he leaves because he knows she’ll hate him for it and he probably won’t get to see her smile for a long time :)
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6 years
:)
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6 years
FUCKING FINALLY ONE WHERE YOU CAN SEE ALL OF THEM
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6 years
the marvel’s runaways account posting gertchase content on the first day of 2019 is a hint that the third season set to be released this year will focus more on them their relationship and both Gert and Chase’s individual character development in this essay I will
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aggie
6 years
AU: Gert Yorkes is the star of a hit Netflix show watched by everyone and their mother. Chase Stein, who works at her favourite coffee shop, has no clue and only knows her as the cute girl who never orders under her own name. But they may be more connected than they think...
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2 years
@hairmetals im really into the idea of steve thinking barb is haunting him tbh
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6 years
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6 years
literally what in the name of god is going on why do they all have variations of the exact same jacket?
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aggie
6 years
SHES SO FUCKING SHORT...JESUS
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5 years
was jfk not enough for you?
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aggie
6 years
‘not enough people watched’ is such a lazy fucking excuse for the bigotry in this company. You can’t both barely promote the show AND not release statistics and then blame everything on low viewership, you absolute fucking ingrates. PICK ONE. #SaveODAAT
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We’ve made the very difficult decision not to renew One Day At A Time for a fourth season. The choice did not come easily — we spent several weeks trying to find a way to make another season work but in the end simply not enough people watched to justify another season.
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6 years
an infographic for our favourite disfunctional family
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6 years
I saw this on my TL and I had 2
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3 months
@girlwreckage robin voice thats different youre just gay. steve voice SHUT UP???
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6 years
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6 years
covinsky au: The Misadventures Of Peter Kavinsky And Cute Girls Who Work At Libraries (or, specifically, one cute girl and one library, but who’s counting?) ( #ToAllTheBoysIveLovedBefore )
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6 years
almost -> getting closer -> YOU GOT IT
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5 years
the powerpuff girls if they didn’t shower, sleep, and were eboys:
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6 years
i am...in pain
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6 years
Chase immediately looking to Gert to see if she’s impressed...I’m gonna jump off a CLIFF
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1 year
@agneswickfields i think of this so often
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6 years
okay here it is...we love a wedding photo!!
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6 years
anyone: can u just be normal and shut up abt the runaways ships for once me: ───────⚪️──── 1:50 -1:02 Ocean Eyes (ft. Blackbear) Billie Eilish ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►► 🔈─────────⚪️🔊
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5 years
i love this. thank you lil nas x for coming out as gay for a second time.
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RODEO MUSIC VIDEO TOMORROW
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6 years
POWER DUO
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6 years
literally chase stein
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6 years
celebrities are so weird just give the kid a baby doll or a set of blocks and be done with it what the hell is she gonna do with a purse? Vomit in it?
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TRAVIS SCOTT FAN PAGE
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DJ Khaled gifts Stormi her first Chanel purse for her birthday
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6 years
ARIELA!!! YOU WORK AT THE SAME COMPANY AS THIS MAN I-
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2 years
@grantaireisms ur not even afab ur agab. assigned gnome at birth
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6 years
another BOILING hot take
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6 years
EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU RHENZY FELIZ FOR CONFIRMING THIS!!!
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6 years
chase: why are you looking at me through a fork? gert: i’m pretending that you’re in jail. chase: why? gert: it’s spiritually healing.
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6 years
the lighting...the hands...how he’s looking at her...cinnamon topography
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5 years
Gert stans won so hard today
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6 years
WE NEED TO BRING THIS HAIR BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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6 years
i love karolina’s beach/farm cusp looks as much as the next guy but I think I would kill someone to see her in pink valley girl outfits...like I would get out the KNIFE
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6 years
CATRADORA AU: Adora and Catra are taking on the world as Horde High School’s top baseball players. Everyone and anyone knows that they’re inseparable- best friends ‘til the end of time. Until one day, they aren’t.
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1 year
@amandayoungdyke every time i see a photo of one of them there i have to inspect it to make sure its not photoshopped fhdnsk
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6 years
when Elena said, “how about, ‘hey guys, don’t rape!’” and the ENTIRE AUDIENCE whooped and yelled in agreement...the POWER.
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6 months
@amandayoungdyke SELF DIAGNOSED!
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6 years
Andrew Garfield was dropped because he wanted SpiderMan to be bisexual and have MJ portrayed by Michael B Jordan in ASM3. Henry Cavill, who conflates ideas of flirting and rape at the drop of a hat and thinks the MeToo movement is a sham, was dropped for legal reasons. Try again.
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Manuel Faria
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Andrew Garfield and Henry Cavill gave their all to portray a character they loved only to be dropped by a studio that didn't care as much as they did.
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6 years
lyrica okano starring in a live action adaptation of the swan princess...your mind
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boo 🍅 flop era 👎
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this reminds me so much of barbie swan lake maybe because of the dress but idk
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6 years
Gert in 2x06
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6 years
people with this mentality are always such assholes. No one is forcing you to like the ship but you should at least be respectful to others. Common decency isnt hard, and thinking its fun to pick on us like this is pathetic. Find something better to do with your time and GROW UP.
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missy
6 years
gertchase stans dont deserve rights and if youre gay, your lgbt card is REVOKED
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6 years
“what do you MEAN Klara called her lesbian classmate a fat dyke?”
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6 years
not to be a Chase stan on main but i LOVE what they’re doing with his wardrobe this season!!! He looks so scruffy and nineties I’m in love with it
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5 years
girl tinkerbell did not say that shit
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2 years
bro pls. sam and frodo had gay sex
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5 years
ARIELA FUCKING THOT-POSING AND EVERYONE ELSE STANDING AROUND AWKWARDLY...WHY R GAY PEOPLE LIKE THIS
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6 years
THIS IS THE LESBIAN AGENDA !
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