hey can you hand me my knife? No that's the sex knife. No, that's the sex knife without an edge. Nope, that's the ritual knife that must not cut flesh. Also no, that's the ritual sex knife- why are you looking at me like that
holy shit, the paid version of their new app basically just sends you an envelope with a gift card "relevant to your transition". The He option is a razor subscription service, the They option is a Starbucks card
We’ve been waiting for months to share this with y’all!
We are beyond grateful to
@ChelseaClinton
,
@GaingelsVC
, & the rest of our cohort of investors for the trust and confidence they’ve placed in us to continue to build more trans tech.
#HowItGetsBetter
Getting an overroasted coffee to aide in my non-binary transition so I can yass queen slay
good to see that Austin startup liberals are tuned in to the needs of the community
I think dropping "enters the battlefield" for "enters" is a fine change, although I imagine ETB is going to stick around as the abbreviation, since "E" doesn't really work.
@itsneonyang
I'm sorry if you're feeling hurt by the responses to this ghoulish move on your part, but people are just publicly processing their hurt and confusion at how you think you can get away with cannibalizing Fall's work. And those reactions are genuine 🤷♀️
@Gaydarade
"Hey friend, you're doing great out there, not conforming to all those genders. Here's a gift card to Blue Apron so you can transition your way into gourmet home cooking"
the surgery estimate for FFS is here and WOW is it more than a retail worker can manage. Between that, missed work, and recovery supplies (two weeks of liquid diet 😬), I could really use some help. Even just a signal boost would be a huge help 💖
I have emerged from deep meditation on sexuality and sexual content, my place in the MtG community, and the higher follower count I have now than in past years
I'm just gonna put a 🔞 in my bio
I bring a certain "sweaty from two consecutive power walks to either end of the Yale Medical campus" vibe to the appointment that the nurse doesn't actually notice or care about
@pseudonymjones
IF you got me at my best angles, in the heavenly aura of a sunbeam, and on the best hair day of my life, you best be bringing me this gift in absolute secrecy prepared to burn all evidence to the ground
Even then, don't.
@Spdrcstl
can't wait for the app that addresses the pain point of having my community's suffering monetized. I wonder if it'll have smartwatch integration