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☀️⚡🪞✨🪽🪡🦷 she/it • assorted cryptids in girl shape • I play Magic and do magic • aromantic • 🔞 Minors DNI •❤️ @Violet_Starmine ❤️ Priv: @yrdeerfriend

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4 months
hey can you hand me my knife? No that's the sex knife. No, that's the sex knife without an edge. Nope, that's the ritual knife that must not cut flesh. Also no, that's the ritual sex knife- why are you looking at me like that
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3 years
"will you teach me how to play magic 🥺" is a very transparent ploy for gock, but a very effective one
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1 year
I'm at the puppygirl adoption center, y'all want anything?
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9 months
as a leading expert on Tim Henson thirst I feel compelled to add these images to the conversation
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it's just not fair that Tim Henson gets to look like This while also being one of the most technically proficient guitarists alive
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3 years
can I get a "have a good day at work Silver"
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6 months
when you get chatted up while sorting bulk but the card game lesbian autism kicks in
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How do you remember the urza block symbols #mtg #MagicTheGathering #flgs #goodgamesmorley
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4 years
holy shit, the paid version of their new app basically just sends you an envelope with a gift card "relevant to your transition". The He option is a razor subscription service, the They option is a Starbucks card
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4 years
"There was a problem with your subscription" reads the notification as my bluetooth connected implants flatten
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We’ve been waiting for months to share this with y’all! We are beyond grateful to @ChelseaClinton , @GaingelsVC , & the rest of our cohort of investors for the trust and confidence they’ve placed in us to continue to build more trans tech. #HowItGetsBetter
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4 years
Getting an overroasted coffee to aide in my non-binary transition so I can yass queen slay good to see that Austin startup liberals are tuned in to the needs of the community
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4 years
I don't need a suite of products to aide in my transition, I need money. Make an app that books me a FFS consult and also paid for it
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3 years
when you're t4t and the date's going well
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2 years
when someone uses the wrong name for your nonbinary friend
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4 years
Look forward to future apps like - Girlboss - Gaslight - Gatekeep
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2 months
E works pretty okay I think
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2 months
I think dropping "enters the battlefield" for "enters" is a fine change, although I imagine ETB is going to stick around as the abbreviation, since "E" doesn't really work.
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2 years
POV: it's about to start throwing apples at your head
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4 months
I'm so glad the knife perverts found this
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3 years
happy tummy Tuesday to all who celebrate
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3 years
Actually knowing how to play magic makes this no less effective ✨
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2 years
damn you ever look at a photo of yourself and think "I'm kind of pretty???"
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2 years
looks for competitive cardboard movement 💙✨
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11 months
you think this is bad? you should see the other girl
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5 months
@fewredthings oh hitting them with the link is good, I gotta use that
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3 years
it took me being left alone for three whole minutes to seek out selfie lighting, I'm very proud of my restraint 😌
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3 years
@thedoomshine I'm convinced the key to voice training is always pretending you're in one of those two scenarios
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3 years
hey 🪶✨
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3 years
taking care of my dumb body and doing yoga and honoring my dumb breath
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3 years
@itsneonyang I'm sorry if you're feeling hurt by the responses to this ghoulish move on your part, but people are just publicly processing their hurt and confusion at how you think you can get away with cannibalizing Fall's work. And those reactions are genuine 🤷‍♀️
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1 month
good morning SCG Baltimore it's cute animal cards time again
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4 years
@Gaydarade "Hey friend, you're doing great out there, not conforming to all those genders. Here's a gift card to Blue Apron so you can transition your way into gourmet home cooking"
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1 month
time to force elks
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hatepicking my Bloomburrow draft pod opponents based on what animal ears they're wearing
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9 months
what can I say, I think he'd look good calling me mommy through tears and runny makeup
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4 years
@trgrrl *reclining on volcanic rocks, blitzed* it's a living
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hatepicking my Bloomburrow draft pod opponents based on what animal ears they're wearing
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4 months
@hyenaemoji I don't think she bought the deflection even a little
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2 years
update: witch maintains it's corporeal form
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11 months
the surgery estimate for FFS is here and WOW is it more than a retail worker can manage. Between that, missed work, and recovery supplies (two weeks of liquid diet 😬), I could really use some help. Even just a signal boost would be a huge help 💖
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2 years
I missed it for reasons, but Monday marked four years on HRT! Gotta say I'm a fan, the style really flatters my endocrine system ✨
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2 years
💚✨
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2 years
skirts make you exponentially better at competitive trading card games, this is the secret the pros don't want you to know
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4 years
@ayyy_vuh some trans women make better cis women than cis women tbh
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3 months
I will not be silenced
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Thanks for the shirt @GoodGamesMorley
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3 years
we cute 🥰
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2 years
the girl shaped thing found lipstick 💙🖤
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3 years
so what do we think of blonde Silver
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2 years
I made a pilgrimage today 🦌✨
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3 years
@datainputdevice wanna make it 18? 👉👈
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1 year
they simply do not make magic cards like they used to
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2 years
who's up for being compleated 😇 #MTGONE
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3 years
hey ✨
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5 months
I have emerged from deep meditation on sexuality and sexual content, my place in the MtG community, and the higher follower count I have now than in past years I'm just gonna put a 🔞 in my bio
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2 years
good morning 💙✨
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10 months
she is attending the Spooky Draft 👻
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2 years
i don't know if it was really possible to be the hottest person at the horny tgirl book club but I gave it a shot
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4 months
hi lesbians and lesbian viewers💕
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@vampzlily
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i think for lesbian visibility week all the lesbians should quote this with cute pics of them so we can see you😻
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4 years
@AuthorX oh good, finally we can pay for the honor of having passive-aggressive liberals neg us with passing politics
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2 years
smh I took this bitch berry picking and she keeps saying "it's just like Stardew Valley" and "damn this berry thicc" 🙄😮‍💨
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off to practice some sealed
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4 years
@TheGayChingy this is as close I get but any little bit to contribute 💜
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2 years
estrogen Patches? I don't see how making him transition will get him to stop betraying me but sure why not
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9 months
@Violet_Starmine he has an honest to god dyke haircut now and wears cutout tops, it is so fucked up
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5 months
yeehaw
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2 years
they're giving out free stickers today?? all I had to do was fill out a little paper?!? wtf this rules
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1 year
fuckfuckfuckfuxkfuckfuck aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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3 months
every day my "deer is not puppy" struggle becomes more and more of a losing battle
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Bark!
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2 years
amazing! this pile of cryptids turned 31 years old with only moderate aches and pains!
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2 years
10 years were pretty kind to me imo
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10 months
y'know I didn't really consider that them lowering my hairline would mean I need to trim my bangs
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2 years
tim henson's pivot from femboy to softbutchboy is fucking me up
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2 years
yeah we gay, stop scrolling immediately
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3 years
the first pic is 6 years old to the date and one of the last pictures of me where I thought I was a boy she took a while but she did it 💕
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2 years
stealing your partner's mirror for selfies hits different, especially when it's 3 times the size of yours 🥰
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ahh, much better
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might start storing hair dye with the just-in-case stuff like cold medicine. Gotta really be ready for those BPD episodes
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1 year
new haircut 🥰
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4 months
I bring a certain "sweaty from two consecutive power walks to either end of the Yale Medical campus" vibe to the appointment that the nurse doesn't actually notice or care about
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2 years
o deer god ✨⛧🦌⛧✨
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4 years
@HTHRFLWRS swords go with any outfit
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3 years
@oncloud_e instead of sliding into DMs chasers should try sliding into an informed consent clinic
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9 months
standard store champs are firing, nature is healing
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11 months
we sword fightin'?
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4 years
So glad I can show off these socialist critters, thanks @bombsfall and @cwpress #NotMeUs
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10 months
107 player prerelease, we are SO back
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2 years
stepping out of the hyperbolic trauma chamber with a personality disorder that won't be documented until the DSM-8
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I was right in the middle of chaining together 4 unhealthy relationships of varying degrees, but at least my eyebrows looked great
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but nah fr, go to ur photos and see what u were up to september 2022
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4 months
I had to get up before 9 AM for an RCQ and I'm being so brave about it
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4 months
5'6" ✨ how tall are you?
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2 years
omw to pop my Cherry (Grove)
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2 years
the wind on the ferry fucked my hair up lol
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the nice thing about sleeping exactly one hour before the 0-2 Bye is I had plenty of time to do eyeliner ✨
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final pre-op appointment time ✨
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3 years
thrift stores contain relics of unimaginable power
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2 years
@pseudonymjones IF you got me at my best angles, in the heavenly aura of a sunbeam, and on the best hair day of my life, you best be bringing me this gift in absolute secrecy prepared to burn all evidence to the ground Even then, don't.
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1 year
card game gays on their way to Scrybabies Summerfest ☀️😎
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@b0tster at this point I fully can't decide if it's funnier that we determined your fursonya or just correctly guessed it
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3 years
local witch remembers it owns a turtleneck
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3 years
if you'd ever like to know how proud of their jealously a monogamous person is, simply inform them you're poly and they'll tell you at LENGTH
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4 years
@Spdrcstl can't wait for the app that addresses the pain point of having my community's suffering monetized. I wonder if it'll have smartwatch integration
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2 years
can you believe it's not being kissed rn? tragic 😔
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