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wake me up when September ends (not ACTUALLY Roscoe Dunjee. Go look him up)

the land we belong to is grand
Joined March 2008
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Hearing “Ho You Fat for three” every game is worth the price of a roster spot alone
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@BlerdsOnline And let us never forget:
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@OkSoMik Basically the costs of flying an airplane place to place are fixed. So they have data that shows within a certain likelihood that folks will miss their flight and sell extra tickets to try and make sure the plane is full for profit reasons, especially on long/popular routes
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@DontWorryBoutB this happened with me and photographing my friends' wedding. Uploaded the pics and titled it "The White Wedding" and so many people hit me with "damn why you gotta do them like that"
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@Frediculous it's called being a hater, Fred 🤣
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Fam. Someone signed up to bring "mystery pie" to the office potluck and lemme tell y'all what I'm NOT about to be eating............
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you're not OG OU if you don't remember this scoreboard in the Cotton Bowl end zone
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@RVAReid Movie is a perfect rendition of how black folks laugh througn their own pain and trauma. Think it's a huge part of why folks still love it so much
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@DragonflyJonez Shirt I'm wearing currently represents my feelings on this matter
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@Jasmin123__ you never took your headphones off in civics class, huh
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@ImToBlame I don't know how you managed to get them going with this tweet but the hit dogs just hollering all over the place
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That Dede season really does not get enough credit
@OU_Football
Oklahoma Football
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝑩𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒓 The one where @bakermayfield and @DedeTHEGreat11 launched their joint campaign for the Heisman. 6️⃣ days to the Spring Game. #PackThePalace
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remember when VT wanted OU in softball and OU went into Blacksburg and sent VT home in baseball? Pepperidge Farm Remembers
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they really stretched a PT Cruiser, man Cash Money was on some MENACE shit
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nah motherfuckers need to understand they're getting their ass whooped by the worst example of sprawl in the country
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Oklahoma had the most all-black towns in the country at it's founding. There literally may have not been a fairer moment in US history to black folks than the land run.
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it really gets to be funny how 405 has a vibe and 918 has a vibe but if you meet someone and they say they're from the 580 that could be anything on fucking earth
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@Son_ImSleep this the type of tweet that should make you a tenured professor
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Has enough time passed where we can admit the Sonic seltzers were actually bad? Feel like folks decided saying they were bad was off limits. Got me thinking on what else is on the list of things Oklahomans pretend to love but actually think are bad. Floor's open. (no sports)
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@bigsnugga Lmfao I was gonna say you setting them up to get slandered
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those no AC in the whip summers have forged many a man from their heat
I just seen a dude wit all four car windows down, and pouring a bottled water on his head. It’s hot outchea mane. He in hell
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you either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become the hero 🤣
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OU Compliance
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SC paying 14 million to be on probation from game 1 would be extremely hilarious
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@DragonflyJonez That's probably exactly why he hates it. Blowing his cover 😭
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OG OU fans have been hating them for at least 20 years
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Chet Lebby
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So when Riley bolts to the NFL after this year… are we friends with USC or still enemies?
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO UGA USED UP ALL THAT ENERGY ON THEM TWITTER FINGERS
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@DragonflyJonez Trump got us aging in dog years, breh
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Oklahoma is so fucked, man. Like I swear I've been in mock legislatures that take their governing duties more seriously than the actual Oklahoma legislature
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WE GETTING THE SIX PACK TONIGHT
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@OkSoMik It's not a practice I'm a fan of by any stretch. But while the overall dollar numbers are large in aviation, the percentage of money generated when you talk revenues versus expenditures is pretty low. It's a lot of why other countries run aviation as more of a utility vs business
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@rkp33 @theyearofelan my friend you may need to dream bigger
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@cdheisel @Samsterpiece @boobiesancream @ryangdunn @maggieriley_ @RachelCurry2000 Graduated engineering school 10 years ago, can attest. You're probably not making Dean's List (my roommate did in Engineering Physics but employers told him to get a life senior year). Get involved in engineering groups, come out with over a 3.0, and make this shmoney
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why am I not finding a single thing about this company on Google
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News 9
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Governor Kevin Stitt's office announced Monday that Premium Aerospace Center will move its international headquarters to Burns Flat.
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Only made 1 dude like this, no 🧢
@RedDirtMediaCo
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There’s dominant… and then there’s what @AdrianPeterson was at OU 🥶 #BoomerSooner #Sooners
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@ScottiePippen Man. Parents should never have to bury their children. RIP 🙏🏿
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not a single thing about this is funnier than how nobody gives a fuck about what A&M thinks
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on the low it's absolutely hilarious to me that Brent got the OU job, called Schmidt up and he legitimately dropped what he was doing to come back with no second thoughts
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@RealityFarce @DontWorryBoutB Those cars are literally the opposite of expensive to fix. They routinely go 300k or more with just spark plugs, tires, and oil changes. And anything that breaks is less than $100 to fix
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Nancy Reagan, throat GOAT, was NOT something I was prepared for today. greatest app of all time
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damn, remember punt returns?
@soonergridiron
𝕺𝖐𝖑𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝖛𝖘. 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉
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8⃣7⃣ Days Until ⭕️🙌🏈. Ryan Broyles takes the punt 87-yards to the house against Oklahoma State in 2009. It is the 7th-longest punt return for a TD in program history. #OUDNA x @RyanBroyles
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It's almost as if electing a candidate that never showed the ability to do anything but spout unrelated inflammatory rhetoric was an extremely bad idea.
@waldron4ok
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Watching State Superintendent Ryan Walters present this year’s education budget. He begins by pointing to shortcomings in Oklahoma education outcomes. /1
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This has gotta be the most impressive self-own I've seen in my motherfuckin life, goddamn
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Really don't know how y'all willingly subject yourselves to living in Edmond
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It's wild man, I was really sitting here thinking I'm gonna be that dad watching college football with his sons like "but y'all didn't see Baker Mayfield play, that's the real GOAT" and they'll look at me like I'm such an old man
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@OkSoMik Yeah I've mainly worked in aviation, so even though what I deal with is a different sector, I know a lot of how it all works from friends and working with companies that deal with commercial. Like to help where I can
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@mauvestoplight @CindtriIIella I had to go too far to find this one
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I reiterate that people that don't like Waffle House can't be trusted
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Grinch starts having success again untethered from Lincoln and I'm gonna laugh like I'm watching Coming To America
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@RVAReid LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO I'd have been HOT
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Y'all gotta stop with the jokes about Breckyn Hager being a girl, man. Most of the OU women I know are MUCH tougher than Breckyn Hager
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"Roy Williams ate himself out of the NFL", says man that played 1/4 of the NFL games as Roy Williams. NFL games in which Roy Williams had an interception: 20 NFL games played by Chris Simms: 23
@CSimmsQB
Chris Simms
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@roywilliams31 Conference was way better back in our day. All you have to do is look at nfl draft and see big twelve is not that talented. I did lead the big twelve in passer rating three straight years too. I also did not eat myself out of the nfl!! 🤔
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@OkSoMik It did temporarily supplement a deficit. Problem is in that case the gov either underestimated when demand would come back or expected more goodwill, which never expect goodwill from business. Probably both. But bottom line, yeah airlines lost a fuckton of money during COVID
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lmaooooooooo I'm gonna miss Perrion so much
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nah never let this happen again @OU_Athletics @soonerad
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Art Briles is here
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Fun fact, the American alligator (Alligator mississippiensis) has enough bones in its body to make up an entire alligator skeleton.
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BOB STOOPS THE FUCKING LEGEND
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@c_milneil @the_transit_guy @OKDOT for the sake of transparency, structurally the Greenwood area had been rebuilt from the massacre by the time I-244 came along. Greenwood was legitimately destroyed a 2nd time under the guise of urban renewal. The massacre didn't finish it off so folks eventually found a new way.
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@DragonflyJonez Giannis is still on "just happy to be here" mode and I don't know if he'll ever not be. You absolutely 100% love to see it. He doesn't care about the criticism at ALL
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Ain't trying to hear any opinions about college football for the rest of the season if your squad lost to South Alabama at home. Thanks, MGMT
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most compelling NBA matchup about to be GS vs the salary cap
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🦫✨America Is Musty✨🦫
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Well guys that'll do it. It was fun thinking a team had an outside shot vs GS. I won't think that again for the next 4 seasons
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"Shep gone, y'all falling off" "Dede gone, y'all falling off" "Mixon gone, y'all falling off" "Samaje gone, y'all falling off" "Baker gone, y'all falling off" "Mandrews gone, y'all falling off" "Zeus gone, y'all falling off" WE DON'T REBUILD WE RELOAD ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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It’s hard to hide that #OUDNA 3 in a row coming soon.... #NewWave19
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Baker needs surgery and a fresh start
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wild, Enes Kanter doesn't have a single issue getting OKC to show him love. Unlike certain *other* players that left
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let's revisit the conversation about how the agricultural school of the state of Oklahoma plays football on artificial turf
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@AnAmazingFeat @cdheisel @Samsterpiece @boobiesancream @ryangdunn @maggieriley_ @RachelCurry2000 Yep. Can you learn on the job, can you relate to and work with other people, can you communicate. Showing that will get you so much further than the difference between 4.0 and 3.5
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we're better at gymnastics AND football than y'all my dude. when we need advice on being not bowl eligible and losing to Kansas we'll call 😘
@TheTunnel_Texas
The Tunnel Longhorns
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The mental gymnastics happening in Norman, Ok are simply breathtaking. They’ll bend over backwards to convince themselves that their program isn’t burning down around them.
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An OKC tradition: making copies of downtown concepts for folks that want to live on the moon
@OKCTalk
OKCTalk.com
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Oklahoma-based restaurant group, @eatdrinkpc , has announced new locations for three of their concepts: @broadway10okc , @earlymoodfood & @sdcrbar These three free-standing locations will be located in the Rose Creek Plaza development located at NW 164th and May Avenue.
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Fam. Cardi B is one of our greatest living Americans. I literally shed tears at this concert. Been to a lot of rap shows. I don't know that I've ever seen one more fun.
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@LaJethroJenkins Harriet Tubman couldn't wait to shoot niggas like these when they tried the Underground Railroad
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nothing feels more "new Twitter" than all the images not loading but the ads working just fine
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Spencer with the "ALLOW ME TO REINTRODUCE MYSELF"
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I am not ready to embrace this reality
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@PrinceHAK33M 1000% this. Kids are way smarter than a lot of adults give them credit for
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@_fwaryan @TopTierNigga It's me. I am dudes
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@WeOutcheaAgain @CptTittyMeat One of the kings of the work code switch
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Just wait till people figure out the first sit-ins for the civil rights movement actually began in OKLAHOMA CITY Shoutout to Clara Luper, who literally introduced my grandparents to each other so I wouldn't be here without her. also, GO LOOK UP ROSCOE DUNJEE (I am not him lol)
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@no_cut_card I think about that bare minimum once a week. She was determined to have that man
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Storme Jones
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Walters calls on Speaker Charles McCall to open impeachment proceedings against him immediately. “I welcome those proceedings to start Monday.” “No reason to delay,” Walters says.
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FOUR HUNDRED NINE YARDS ON THE GROUND SWITZER SMILING BEFORE ANOTHER SIP OF WHISKEY
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forgot Perrion was out here tweeting with us this evening 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
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@thejournalista One of the most sickening things about the current state of the US economy is that there's no having a stable business. If you're not growing you're failing. There really was no reason for this to happen
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@MitchSchwartz71 feels like we've looped all the way back around to what Marshawn said.
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Already sounds better than the last guy
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The REF
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Seth Littrell on his dream of playing at OU and then having the oppurtunity to coach at his alma mater: “This place obviously means everything to me. I’ve been trying to get back here for 23 years.”
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still ecstatic to have you @PorterMoser
@SoonerScoop
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As OU fans wait to hear about the #Sooners next head football coach, hoops coach Porter Moser is more than familiar with the Joe Castiglione hiring process.
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OU softball will be fine. Hope Jordy figures out her path to consistent happiness. Not really any other commentary necessary.
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@TylerIAm , prophet and soothsayer
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There really might not be a moment I love more in Sooner history than when Eric Striker threw that helmet
@soonergridiron
𝕺𝖐𝖑𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝖛𝖘. 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉
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meanwhile, in ACTUAL development news
@KOCOShelbyM
Shelby Montgomery
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Oklahoma City and Chickasaw leaders officially breaking ground on the new $400 million Okana Resort and Indoor Waterpark
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COOK THAT FRAUD
@RepMarkMcBride
Mark McBride for Oklahoma
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Kevin Durant the only dude on earth that watched his teammate get hit in the nuts and thought the perpetrator had the heart of a champion
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man healthy Rodney would have been a monster
@ChatSports
Chat Sports
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If you didn't know Rodney Anderson ( @24RAnderson ) before the #RoseBowl , now you do! Another TD run to put OU up 21-7. #BoomerSooner
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@RealityFarce @DontWorryBoutB No it's fucking not. My cousin blew a timing belt on an 05 Camry and it cost him $2400. It doesn't change that it's an extremely rare occurrence or that 2400 is 3x the amount you're talking about. Everyone is sitting here telling you that but you don't wanna listen so just go
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shit I was thinking these were taquitos for a second
@FKDFlashSales
FatKid Flash Sales
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✨ Limited Time Offer! ✨ Washcloths Set for $14.44, 24% off!
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The rest of y'all have your rivalries but it ain't this. Red River forever, baby
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