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Lagos, Nigeria
Joined April 2011
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Queen Lance 💐
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Me receiving my salary after already owing 75% of it:
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My booty of iPhone 14?👅
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Night 🌙 Netflix and smash my A$$
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iPhone 14 or My booty? 👅
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Night 🌙 Netflix and smash my A$$ 🫣🍑
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Reason why Ass is goated over Boobs. Thread👇
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How many round can you go with me🍑🍆
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Netflix and chill, anyone?❤️
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Who wanna Netflix and smash my A$$🍑
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4 years
Omg daniel 🤣 this guy go still chop beating one day!
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2 years
Lonely, do you wanna cum on my booty?🥵
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Night 🌙 Netflix and smash my A$$
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It's that last woman's speed for me. Daniel no go kill person 😂💔
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It's the 31st of December, RT if you're grateful you're able to see today!
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4 years
normalize spoiling your parents and siblings too >>>
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I'm with my phone in the toilet and you're waiting for me? Leemao 😂
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Having a partner that cares more about your personal development and growth >>>>>>>>>
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Them go still beat this guy one day cos wtf 😂🤣
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When I realize there's onions in the food.
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My boobs or iPhone 14? 👅
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2 years
I’m home alone, can You cum on Me? 👅💦
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4 years
The look on their face is everything, they couldn't hold the laughter in! 🤣😂
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2 years
How round can you smash this Booty❤️
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“you can’t serve two masters” Freelancers:
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My booty of iPhone 14🍑
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4 years
Women will ____________ you 😩
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When was the last time you prayed?
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Lonely, do you wanna cum? 👅
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Netflix and Smooching with my A$$ 🤤
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4 years
If "terms and condition" was a person 😩
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2 years
Netflix and fuvk? ❤️
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4 years
"I only invited few of my friends, I don't want too many guests" Party day:
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4 years
"excuse me, you look so familiar, have we met before?"
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"I'm a foodie, proud foodie, food lover" Tinuke, shut up you're a glutton! 🙄
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4 years
When someone tells me driving is not so hard
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2 years
I’m bored alone, who wanna bang Me? 👅
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1 year
How many round can you go with my A$$ 🍑
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When my mum asks me to bring her "black bag"
@Babangiida1
I'm Aboki.
5 years
Bomboclaat
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Bomboclaat
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Which one are you? Knock OR Call
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My Ass or iPhone 14?❤️
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4 years
"I won't be able to make it to the office today, I'm not feeling too well" Lori iro 😂
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4 years
Let's settle this now, which is your fave?
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4 years
Me in high school after showing my parents my report card:
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3 years
There’s no debate here 🤔
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5 years
So because you told me you like me, I should automatically like you back, give you all my attention, and start behaving like your boyfriend? Girls and entitlement, shior. 🤮
@sydney_talker
SYDNEY WILLS
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I don't know how some people do it. Why will you be eating watermelon in public, why? 😕
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Chapter 25 already, I'm so grateful for life 🎉 🙏 Say a prayer for me.
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"hello, my name is Mrs Funmilayo have you heard of binomo investment"
@FaruqBashar
BASH-AAR 🔞
5 years
Bomboclaat
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3 years
You don't get better by words alone, you have to make conscious decisions and act accordingly.
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4 years
Girls when Girls when they want to you ask ask for something them.
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"iya Femi gimme #100 rice, #50 beans, #50 spaghetti, #300 meat, and put plenty pepper!" A few moments later:
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Has anyone ever stopped to wonder why "abbreviation" is such a long word? 🤔🤔
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When are we going to talk about the person that came up with the "No credit today, come tomorrow" phrase? 😂
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Some ladies don't deserve to own/run online businesses at all. With their bad attitude 😩
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"mum borrow me 10k it's urgent, I'll return it by tomorrow"
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Kings, what are your thoughts on waist beads? 🤔
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Who else falls for the "na because sey na you" jazz used by traders 😩
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All that you've prayed for will begin to happen this new month. Happy New Month ❤️
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5 years
"sorry bros, excuse me, do you know where I'll get bus to lekki"
@ibnOmar27
LIGUEY REK 🇸🇳🇸🇳
5 years
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Me on my way to get my wife after making that 2 BTC.
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Timmy
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+1 🙏🎂🥳 Say a word of prayer for me if this crosses your TL.
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13 year old me, the night before a festive period
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The shaking Ass❤️
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"I won't ask again, did you eat my biscuit or not?" 😤
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Wo this adulthood thing is not for me oh, ah. Everyday debit alert 😩
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If you reside in ikorodu, will you pay 10k to learn Web and Mobile App development, Data Analysis and Scientific programming, over the span of 4 weeks?? RT for someone who might need this.
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me gisting with mumsy before telling her I’m traveling outside Lagos:
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Media update 💚 👕: @SavvyClothes
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me trying to decide how to start my day again today:
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"I'm not am Sorry not xri Thanks not tnx Okay not kk" Them:
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Wayward Child🌿🦍 𓅓
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Bombolaat
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If she's on over 30 groups with you on WhatsApp, then she's the ONE.
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This is how tight our economy is:
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Doggy fvck me while we watch Netflix, anyone?
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if you truly want to be happy, you have to forget about the past and get a move on.
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Your daughter will give you excuses to leave the house one day too, don't forget 😂
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2 years
I need someone to eat me all night 💦🫶🏽
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Your past is not an error, it's a major lesson. Don't ever forget that!
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Me every time someone asks me for money 🙄
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Me when Me after I'm back running home after several errands. sometime.
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Timmy
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When I receive slap unexpectedly from my mum in public:
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