Tunta. @tuntaism Twitter profile

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Tunta.

8 months

Sorry, get well soon, good luck, congratulations, happy birthday, happy married life. Pick the one that applies to you. 🙏🏾

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@tuntaism

4 years

The way people switch up when they're bored of you is something. Na so "I love how inquisitive you are" go turn "must you always ask stupid questions?"

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3 years

Grammarly, those additional writing issues you found are between you and God.

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3 years

What do you expect from people that were called to bar?

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4 years

I hate how I'm always worried about money. I'm tired.

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4 years

Nigerians swear that beating works, yet they're beating their children every week for the same offence.

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@tuntaism

2 years

What do words mean?

THE MOOD BOARD

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2 years

Bald hair >>>>

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@tuntaism

4 years

Nobody: Progressive Christians showing support to gay people:

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4 years

I'm jealous of people that know what they want to do with their lives.

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@tuntaism

4 years

Fornicate so they won't be able to use you for sacrifice when they're looking for virgin blood.

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@tuntaism

4 years

Yoruba people are actually too disrespectful for people that carry respect on their heads so much.

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@tuntaism

3 years

You can't even be heartbroken in peace in your parent's house. You just want to stay in your room all day, but someone will tell you to come and cook stew.

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@tuntaism

2 years

Things I will always encourage: - cutting your hair. - locing your hair. - dyeing your hair. - being a slut. - getting pierced. - getting tattooed.

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@tuntaism

10 months

I love calling my friends "my love". They are all my loves.

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@tuntaism

5 years

You people are out of touch with reality. You're telling people that live in the poverty capital of the world to save 5k daily. Some people don't even see 5k in one month.

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@tuntaism

2 years

"You're not the most beautiful woman; neither are you the most intelligent" is such an unhinged way to start a letter to your partner. Say na I'm being realistic.

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@tuntaism

4 years

Vagina is not a dirty word. Penis is not a dirty word. Idk why you'll be looking for one million ways to avoid using those words. They're just body parts ffs.

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@tuntaism

4 years

I did French throughout primary school and secondary school. Still, mi o gbo common server.

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@tuntaism

3 years

Anyway, good morning to Lade and Nnanna only. #LNForever 😍

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@tuntaism

2 years

Getting a vasectomy without informing your wife and watching her get heat from your family for being childless is very wicked and insane.

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2 years

Omg if you hate public holidays so much, just work then. I'm so tired of this topic coming up every holiday.

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@tuntaism

2 years

You know what is even better than quoting silly tweets with unrelated things? Completely ignoring them.

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2 years

If you're struggling to make friends, just tell them you're in love with them and they'll be like "I think we should just be friends." Boom! You have a new friend.

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@tuntaism

4 years

Telling homophobic people that you hope they have gay children.

Son of the Rainbow AKA LGBTQ+ CLASS CAPTAIN🏳️‍🌈

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4 years

Quote this with what doesn’t seem homophobic but is homophobic?

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2 months

If you ask me to kiss, I would most likely say yes. I like kissing.

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4 years

May Zikoko never run out of content. 🙏🏾

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4 years

Lesbians will refuse to date bi women because they're "spicy straight", but will chase straight women and start yarning dust about spaghetti.

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@tuntaism

2 years

Fav pic with my babe from this month.

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1 year

Applications are so embarrassing. All kinds.

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5 years

Being born in this country is the most ghetto shit to ever happen to me.

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@tuntaism

4 years

Decriminalize attempted suicide.

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@tuntaism

4 years

Religious men o, irreligious men o, atheist men o gbogbo won lo wa misogynistic. Atheist men will say misogynistic things and say it's biology. 😭

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@tuntaism

2 months

Born to relax, enjoy, and kiss. Forced to do whatever the fuck this is.

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2 years

Petition to stop calling heartbreak "breakfast".

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4 years

I drew a plant. Everybody clap for me.

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8 months

One thing about me? I will talk about something 765 times until I get over it. Sometimes, I will still talk about it after I get over it.

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2 years

My problem is that I'm too cool.

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4 years

Except it's with your parents.

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4 years

Nobody is living comfortably while earning 30k. I'm a student with zero responsibilities and I can barely survive on that. You people should please.

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1 year

She a baddie with her baddie friend.

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@tuntaism

4 years

I still don't understand how you can disagree with someone's sexuality. As per "good day panel of judges. I'm here to oppose the motion of homosexuality"? If you don't geddifok.

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@tuntaism

2 years

I got the cutest flowers ever. 🥺

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@tuntaism

4 years

My mother thinks corona is only in places I want to go to and not places she goes to. Places she sends me to are corona free too.

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Tunta.

@tuntaism

10 months

I think small talk is actually important. I don't think every conversation has to be "meaningful" or can be.

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@tuntaism

3 years

Nigerian parents succumb to peer pressure too easily for people that like asking "if everybody is jumping inside fire, would you jump?"

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Tunta.

@tuntaism

1 year

I'm never clicking a link to read your full tweet. The remaining is between you and Musk.

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@tuntaism

4 years

Favourite pictures from yesterday.

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Tunta.

@tuntaism

4 years

tHeyRe fOrCiNg LgBt dOwN oUr ThRoAts. Well, open wide lest you choke.

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Tunta.

@tuntaism

1 year

If I joke about wanting to sleep with you, I'm not joking. Except you don't want that, then I'm just kidding. Hehe.

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Tunta.

@tuntaism

1 month

Homosexual and bisexual people being transphobic is funny because they've used (and are still using) the same points you're using to justify your transphobia to justify their homophobia. Better wake up.

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Tunta.

@tuntaism

4 years

@timi_RM Aristotle is shaking.

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@tuntaism

4 years

Stop wishing queer children on queerphobic people please. Queer people are not punishment.

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@tuntaism

4 years

So if I'm pro abortions I should get pregnant and abort for the sake of it?

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4 years

You're pro nudity but you can't post yours. Be an active member.

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@tuntaism

4 years

The people you guys keep demonising are outside. Meanwhile, most of your pastors and imams have suddenly become deaf, dumb, and blind.

The retweeter

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4 years

Things don dey occur #EndSarsNow

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@tuntaism

4 years

Atheist: Oh my god! Theist: I KNEW IT! I'VE CAUGHT YOU. YOU ARE A FAKE.

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@tuntaism

1 year

Dem say my swag e dey kill, I no dey appeal.

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@tuntaism

2 years

Reminder that quitting isn't always a bad thing.

Dropping Out of Law Saved My Life

Photo by Delmaine Donson from iStock

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@tuntaism

4 years

"I'm a stud, so I can't date a stud. That's gay". Honey, you're a woman who loves and dates women. That's fucking gay.

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9 months

Lmao thinking you're too smart to be recruited into a cult is exactly why some of you are going to end up in one.

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@tuntaism

1 year

You're strict o.

Ọmọtórera TKR

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1 year

You can’t even date my situationship talkless of ex fiancé. Please I’ll be there to cause chaos 🙏🏾

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@tuntaism

4 years

I used five months instead of one, but I finally finished it. 🥳💀

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@tuntaism

3 months

Finished school this week!

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@tuntaism

2 years

Reminder that quitting isn't always a bad thing.

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@tuntaism

10 months

Please don't move to me if you're a (serious) Christian or serious with any religion really. I am not your god's plan for you.

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@tuntaism

8 months

You're not thoughtful if you think you can't be thoughtful without money. Sorry.

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4 years

People will ask "what if your parents didn't give birth to you?" and think they've done something. Girl, I wish they didn't.

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@tuntaism

4 years

Love it.

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4 years

I blame god for this tipping discussion. He's the one that started asking for 10 percent.

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2 years

When people talk about cute religious stuff (their) children do/did, I'm always like indoctrination 🥺🥺

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9 months

🚨

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4 years

Things to call me instead of babe or baby: omo ologo, omo olope, omoge, sisi, madam, your excellency, star girl, baby'm, sir, oga.

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@tuntaism

4 years

It's still crazy that they tried to frame that guy for murder right before our eyes. #EndSARS #ReformPoliceNG

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3 years

Nawa for beauty.

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1 year

Him.

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4 years

🤯

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1 year

Pink. 🩷

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2 years

Gm. 🌞💛

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4 years

Happy International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. 🥳🏳️‍🌈

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@tuntaism

4 years

Buhari to Nigerians:

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@tuntaism

1 year

I will go out. Pesin fit pity me.

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1 year

Imagine if all our account balances started showing on our forehead, how many people will still step out? 😭

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@tuntaism

3 months

Looked good regardless.

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@tuntaism

3 months

I can't believe I forgot to wear my harness. 😭

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2 years

Isn't she lovely?

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4 years

Because I looked pretty today.

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4 years

Look at me. 😁

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@tuntaism

4 years

Y'all just come here to lie against your professors and therapists.

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My psychology professor said “ when you fall in love with someone, you aren’t interested in anyone else. If you’re , you aren’t in love “ and I think everyone needs to hear that .

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3 years

Hii.

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1 year

Someone will say they want romantic love and people will be telling them about self love. Did they tell you they hate themself? 😭

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@tuntaism

4 years

I still don't know how Esau is the one that keeps/kept catching smoke when Jacob was a greedy guy and he also deceived a blind old man.

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@tuntaism

10 months

Day and night.

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@tuntaism

2 years

Some people can't afford to get an actual diagnosis. They just know something is wrong with them and try to figure it out themselves. Then there's also the issue of doctors not listening to their patients.

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@tuntaism

4 years

A couple of screens from a thing I did.

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@tuntaism

4 years

Enoch I'm sure you can do better than this.

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4 years

I decree in the Name that is above every other name, any terrorist and any sponsor of terrorists in Nigeria, will not see the new year.

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@tuntaism

4 years

Hii. Byee.

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@tuntaism

1 year

People that diagnose themselves with malaria are insulting people that diagnose themselves with ADHD and depression.

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@tuntaism

1 year

What a face.

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@tuntaism

2 months

Très élégante.

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Tunta.

@tuntaism

2 years

Non-monogamy is obviously not for everyone, but seeing queer people talk about it the way anti-queer people talk about queerness is very hilarious. "They're forcing it on us", "don't bring that shit near me", "everybody is doing it now", etc. Can you not hear yourselves? 😭😭

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@tuntaism

2 years

Liquorose is so hot. Wow.

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@tuntaism

3 years

Lade dragged me out today.

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