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@NBCNews Please correct this to “before the Biden Administration and after the Obama Administration” to be more specific about the time frame you’re discussing (I can’t quite remember the name of the Administration between those two but I’m sure your fact checkers can clear it up)
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@Solo_Critica_SV @SteveKopack @jacobpramuk It's right there on the video you dope
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@rebirthofchick @jemelehill She literally cannot write a proper English sentence but somehow is allowed to be the arbiter of what material is appropriate, apparently solely based on the fact that she squeezed out a pup and is racist AF
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@GandhiAOC @PicturesFoIder Someone took the time to make that graphic when they could have just taken a shit and made something that reflected reality
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@joegarden My wife and I are deliberately childless, but when people ask me why we didn't have kids, I always answer that "while she may seem as fertile as the Tennessee Valley, her womb was a rock place where my seed could find no purchase"...that tends to shut them up.
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@Adequate_Scott Jesus - what happens next year? Does the birthday kid get to select one attendee for a ritual sacrifice?
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@NPR "In 1865, President Abraham Lincoln died shortly after being interrupted by an actor while watching the play Our American Cousin." #PassiveNPRHeadlines
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@sharonclarksays @klafferman @AmySilverberg @LoriGottlieb1 My ex-wife and I were both seeing separate therapists. Mine focused on if I really wanted to stay in a marriage that wasn’t working but kept the focus on me. Hers diagnosed me with Dissociative Identity Disorder without ever meeting me. She also had her do past lives regression.
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@JoeGreenUSF @StephenKing He did but then realized you still couldn’t understand the remaining 25% and figured you’d just go back to the local children’s library for your reading material once you’d given up the more challenging material
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@45sRoad2 @Acyn He uses it to conduct “business” related to his Federal position, but not in a Federal record generating manner and at the time he deleted the Federal records, he determined they were not qualified as Federal records related to the business that is not Federal business😜😜🤯😱🤥
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@mattmoore449 @cspan @RepScottPerry @SecretaryPete A simple search of inventory near me found this currently for sale and numerous ones in transit within 20-30 miles in the same or lower price range
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@Bmccray23 @CaiStox @imher_n @jjasshole This is absolutely accurate. Show up at a dealership with your FICO scores and current credit reports (the FICO Auto Score will slightly differ but your personal FICO is still useful). Then, once you are sure you want to buy and have a deal, let them run it only at that point.
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@lTim_Brockmanl @davenewworld_2 Yeah, it’s her fault she doesn’t have the speed and reflexes of The Flash
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@k_shelton @jemelehill They should have forced her to write “I am an ignorant bigot and this book was written by a black person” since that’s the actual reason she wrote that complain
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@outofcontroljb @atrupar I almost needed to check if this was a real quote.
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@Brick715 I’m still convinced “Nick Adams” is an insanely creative piece of performance art but if I’m wrong, I’m still trying to understand how synapses can misfire in such incredibly wacky ways
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@KatyMontgomerie That “Fuck You, The New Yorker, Fuck You” has major “Anthony Michael Hall crying in The Breakfast Club” energy - at least he was upset after admitting he tried to commit suicide- this guy is weeping over a crossword puzzle that was mean to him!
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@realDonaldTrump The price of one dismembered journalist: $28 a barrel. You are human garbage.
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@Victorray2023 @ksorbs You didn’t hear about it because it’s complete and utter bullshit
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@joncoopertweets This is the same party exploiting Laken Riley’s death because she was killed by an undocumented Venezuelan. They didn’t see tragedy - they saw opportunity. Most of them will have forgotten her by the next news outrage cycle.
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@TomCottonAR @Target Hmmm - Target’s largest competitor is WalMart - which state are they headquartered in and how much have they donated to your campaigns?
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@amandawgolden When I think Communist, the first guy who comes to mind is the one who worked for Bain Capital
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@tonyposnanski @KellyannePolls @SenKamalaHarris If you think that’s struggling, you should see @realDonaldTrump when hey ask him what his favorite Bible verse is!
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@bad_takes $100s of thousands for a degree at UCLA? Man, this inflation stuff is no joke
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@RepChuck It's not how you start, Chuck - it's how you finish - here are total exec orders in first terms: Trump: 220 Obama: 147 Bush 43: 173 Clinton: 200 Bush 41: 166 Reagan: 213 Truman: 504 FDR: Averaged 307/yr Hoover: 968 Taft: 724 Teddy R: 1,081 total
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@realDonaldTrump I am a veteran, you chicken hawk piece of trash. You have no room to talk. The only service you had was avoiding STDs
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@essenviews @AccountableGOP Shocking - a fucking beneficiary of nepotism worships the ground ruled by another beneficiary nepotism. Of course they know who the boss is in the DPRK - if you don’t stay in line, you end up like Otto Warmbier.
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@sharonclarksays I thought it was pretty indicative of the whole scenario and perfectly encapsulated why I had to fly the coop. I’ve never heard of a therapist who did that either but considering she was also an expert in “past lives regression therapy”, that was the least surprising past of it
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@CBSEveningNews I wonder what dude would’ve done if he was in the middle of a huge work presentation that he was working on for months and then, midway through, she interrupts with a proposal
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@PGATOUR Does the merger require you to hide the bone saws?
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@EyeEyeCap @Forbes "He received a 3-D printer as a gift when he was in primary school and had learned how to create custom products." - just your ordinary kid who like many of his pre-teen peers, received a 3-D printer as a gift 🤔
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@LynnDee227 @jals2010 @RepScottPerry @TeamCavuto @FoxBusiness I was in the Army and this is not nearly as shocking as you think it is
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@ItsJeffHudson @Acyn She’s not stupid - she’s ambitious! It’s even more dangerous
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@schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder Sorry kids - your textbooks still show Ronald Reagan is President but what do you expect when we have to pay for panic rooms to keep you from having your brains blown out by an angry dude with an AR-15.
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@marcorubio And then you sucked up to a guy who called you Little Marco (way to retort by calling him “Big Donald”) and said you couldn’t be elected dog catcher. But hey - glad you did better in the primaries than people remember!
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@itsJeffTiedrich It's also a reminder that the people up in arms about the Marines who died today don't give a fuck about them and are only using their corpses as props in their sick little game.
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@LynnePattonHUD @AprilDRyan @HUDNY_NJ @SecretaryCarson That was unacceptable from a government official - although with your fearless leader's example guiding your way, it's not surprising. Maybe you should talk to @flotus about cyberbullying.
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@LindseyGrahamSC @seungminkim @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Hey Lindsay - I’m a Veteran - how about instead of a parade costing millions of dollars, we take that money and help Vets suffering from PTSD, lower wait times at the VA and reducing homelessness
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@DLoesch I don't remember any members of Congress or the President telling the guy who shot Rep. Scalise that they 'loved him' or that he was 'very special' or referring to him as an American Patriot.
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@cafreiman I look forward to their defense of the Stasi next - “While there is no doubt their surveillance infringed on the privacy rights of East Germans, numerous citizens’ lives were saved by yelling “Ich bin hingefallen und kann nicht aufstehen”, allowing the Stasi to call an ambulance
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@Acyn No matter how insane he gets, there is never a floor to how low he can go
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@shaun_jen True Fan, also: "Preferably the female and/or minority cast members!"
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@lindsaygoldwert If their toddler interrupts their deep kiss in bed that was obviously leading to sex, she’s about to get cheated on
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@ItsKey_70sbaby @notcapnamerica She thought socialism was the answer but in lieu of socialism, why not try fascism? They both end in 'ism', so they can't be too different, right?
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@BernardKerik Poor Ashli was just minding her own business, accidentally trespassed through a broken window into a secure area, and the police shot her. You're so full of shit. As an AF vet, she would know exactly the consequences of trespassing in a secure area and she chose to do it anyway
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@KaranStJohn @EdKrassen I know this may shock you but a lot of Democrats are Christians and a lot of Republicans are atheists
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@realDonaldTrump @carlbernstein You are constantly laughed at, you immature pathetic asshole. Even your wife makes fun of you when your back is turned.
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@NPR "Last year in Las Vegas, bullets killed 50+ people at a country music festival." #PassiveNPRHeadlines
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@GregShugar I let them split it, because drinking water just exacerbates the agony
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@AmySilverberg I was suffering from severe depression, panic and anxiety disorder but it cleared up after my divorce as well. Sometimes it really is them.
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@mommamia1217 @Acyn He was broken long before Dorito
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@NancyMace You are the political equivalent of Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes over and over again - truly dazzling the way you bumble into thinking you’re playing all sides but clearly losing vs all of them
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@Acyn She was insane when she was on The Real World SF and 30 years has just made her even worse
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@Sabrooooooo @Bmccray23 @CaiStox @imher_n @jjasshole Correct - but outside of that, multiple inquiries can really impact a score so yep, do them in a short window of time to avoid that. Same rule applies for mortgages - get all the inquiries done in a short period of time.
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@MuMD0G @CNNOpinion I’m confused too - I thought it was just a film about a family and their beautiful home and garden. I’ve been googling but still haven’t figured out what that fertilizer the gardeners were pouring all over the plants and flowers was.
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@mmfa So, he can do a virtual rally but not a virtual debate. Got it!
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@DanaSchwartzzz @EricTrump Eric - why do you want to kill 5,000 children? Well, I guess what's 5,000 more to the pile of dead Americans thanks to your scumbag family's administration (hardly anyone by your daddy's measurements, right)
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@SarahPalinUSA OMG - let's get in the time machine and release it in time to stop the election. Of course, we could also take it to right before the Katie Couric interview so you can memorize the phrase,"I read the Economist, Weekly Standard, the Wall Street Journal and a few other periodicals"
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@karlwhitney Rene Descartes: The Man Who Thought, and Therefore, He Was
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@DanaSchwartzzz Howard Stern was one of the few people to call that out - in fact, it was so brutal that it's surprising Seinfeld ever called off his feud with Stern.
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@krameroneill @CNNOpinion “For a film called Chinatown, I’m confused why we spend so little time in that LA neighborhood and why they keep urging Jake to forget about it”
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@IngaProgressive @MarcBernierShow You should update this because now that Ivermectin is their new wonder job, the Anti-Vaxxers are always pooping, too
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@RealAlexJones @spikes_tactical @infowars I hope you get the same joy from that rifle that you used to get from the children you lost custody of. You are a vile wart on humanity
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@MikeStuchbery_ @ZaphodsOtherHed Sophie didn’t get to throw down her mic and go off to get a Doner Kebab. She got led off to the guillotine. That’s the difference between Sophie Scholl and this petulant child. She could’ve let Hans take the fall, too but chose to die with him.
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@ChrisCillizza Fox News, OAN, Newsmax are all easily available to parrot the GOP narrative, along with other outlets so shameless in their BS that they make the DPRK news team look moderate. Why should we feel the need to platform lying apologists for insurrectionists to cover both sides?!?
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@ColFer12 @CNNOpinion I wonder if Peter figured out what that substance floating down the river was - the one that Höss and the children have to scrub off their bodies. Maybe if he had, he wouldn’t have referred to it as a Holocaust film without Jews.
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@BeschlossDC @dialogician “Roe v Wade is settled law” is the new version of “The check is in the mail”
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@gregkellyusa Fucked around. Found out. Played stupid games. Won Stupid Prizes. That's all. Roger out.
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@ASlavitt This is great news, but my wife and her University have been working their asses off responding to scared students and coming up with programs to help them. That time could have been spent doing their real jobs, which is to give students a high-quality education.
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@literaturedevil Based on this extreme misreading of the themes of Watchmen, you also probably think the central message of Buddhism is ‘every man for himself’ and that the London Underground is a political movement.
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@KenJennings Even in his video today. Watch any, and I mean ANY, other game show. Nobody in the history of television can touch him. The thing I wish more people knew about him - he's got a dark, kooky sense of humor. I hope he can rely on that during this difficult period ahead.
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@gerhardt_fox @EricMaclin To paraphrase William Munny, “she should’ve armed herself” if she was going to play domestic terrorist at the US Capitol. She’s the poster child for “Fuck Around And Find Out”
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@highbrow_nobrow Fucking Idiocracy on display
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@BritishVogue @NaomiCampbell An adopted child is also their Mother’s child - they’re just not sharing genetic material.
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@JeremyV97536448 @veruka2 I was just wondering if you would be willing to be interviewed for an article I'm writing entitled, "Total Pricks In The Age of Twitter" - you're a perfect case study.
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@TomiLahren This is all you’ve got, you pathetic white bread plastic surgery spawned scumbag. It won’t be long before someone more opportunistic and more attractive comes along to take your place, so enjoy it while it lasts, kewpie doll.
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@NoLieWithBTC @wreddpepper I never thought I’d see a couple who made Dorito and Melania seem hot for each other by comparison, but thanks to Tim Scott and “Mindy LeBarbe”, that has finally happened.
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@gohatt @Chicago1Ray A well-earned promotion for protecting the people he was sworn to serve.
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@ask_aubry My Uncle caught his girlfriend and his brother (my other Uncle) having sex so he broke it off with the girlfriend but not his brother. When I asked how he so easily forgave him, he told me, “Forgive him? For doing me a huge favor and helping me realize how trashy she was?” 🥴
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@TomiLahren You’re a fucking piece of shit
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@IngrahamAngle You mean when you laughed about the murder of a black man? That laughing?
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@HoarseWisperer Step 1: Remove the iPad from your child. Step 2: Review their search history and scream into the abyss. Alternatively, disable the wifi, set an admin password, and control all downloads. Your kid knows more than you do about this, including how to bypass your security controls
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This is one key Reagan moment I never cease to remind people about. It solidified the acceptability to mainstream Conservatives of depicting blacks as the takers and whites as their victims. Willie Horton just upped it
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Ronald Reagan’s “welfare queen” myth: How the Gipper kickstarted the war on the working poor via @Salon
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@DavidKlion I don’t even like that asshole but now I’m voting for him here in California, just to spite you and your ilk. Go ahead and put me on your little totalitarian list, you self-important scumbag. This is why Bernie is going to lose, BTW. You’re as much of a cult as the Trumpinistas.
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@briLLaKriLLa I’m convinced that you slept through your critical thinking course and missed the part about validating the source of information before disseminating it
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@BubbaSlurrp @enpief @DonaldJTrumpJr Grifters gonna grift - and he knows that he’s out of options other than sucking up to the MAGA evangelical crowd now
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@RobertHollist7 If your first thought about someone’s death is “how can I use this to go on Twitter and dunk on a politician?”, you have something profoundly wrong with you.
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@shari_lawson1 @marcorubio He's a war hero, but go ahead and keep on polishing the knob of a pathetic piece of human garbage who was too busy slipping mickeys to unwitting coeds while to serve in the military alongside other young men who answered the call.
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@austerrewyatt1 @MysticxLipstick Apparently a knife and a moving car are also dangerous weapons. Combined with mental illness, there are two innocent people and one mentally ill eschatologist dead because she believed in all of this bullshit.
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@PamelaGeller @yashar Personal responsibility only matters for lefties, I guess. When a conservative commits suicide, it's someone else's fault. You're a scumbag
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@smitallica @AmericasComic Ann Jillian really broke out with this show - she was a real standout. Another show people seem to forget about is "Jennifer Slept Here" in which she played a ghost of a dead movie star who can only be seen by a teenaged boy
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@DanaSchwartzzz “Washington can not be left alone to his devices/ Indecisive, from crisis to crisis/ The best thing he can do for the revolution/ Is turn n’ go back to plantin’ tobacco in Mount Vernon” - Lee was an asshole
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@DevinNunes Shorter version: By selling their souls and lying their ass off. Enjoy your career in the private sector, just 14 short months away.
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@MacFarlaneNews Hey Bob, how’s it going today?
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@coniinthegarden @cotatopunt @J0aquIm_B4rb0s4 @fille_delespace I’m assuming that was satire but if not, it’s the funniest thing I’ve read all week, regardless
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@ControlledBurn @AZAGMayes Better way to state that: This is why people need to ensure both the House and Senate are controlled by the Democratic Party so Biden can codify Roe nationwide.
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@clhwi2017 @EdKrassen Pretty sure you’re wrong about that
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@JenAshleyWright C'mon - that's so darned vague - with lyrics like, "You can't be my Night Manager, cause you ain't Hank Williams' - it could be about anyone
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