The worst part of today’s active shooter training wasn’t the guns firing blanks at us, but when the district PD told us to buy our own extra locks for our classrooms because we shouldn’t depend on the district to provide them.
This is
@GovAbbott
’s TX.
@BetoORourke
@MomsAGAbbott
@CawthornforNC
It has nothing to do with you wearing lingerie while being totally wasted.
You do you.
The problem is when you advocate for laws that restrict other people from being themselves.
@Yamiche
@TuckerCarlson
I’ve watched this a few times and I can’t find the grammatical error.
What was I missing besides the part where he’s a racist misogynist and feels threatened by intelligent women of color?
@tedcruz
Ted- 3 things.
1. It wasn’t a blizzard.
2. This has been a problem for decades.
2. It’s due to an outdated power grid run by a corrupt corporation.
-The answer is for every Texan to vote every Republican out of office for several election cycles until the party gets fixed.
@KristanHawkins
Christine Blasey Ford moved her family 4 times because people were threatening their lives due to her testimony at Kav’s hearing.
I’m sorry. What’s your point again?
I met up with an awesome group of liberal women here in my small town TX last night.
They started as a group of 3 last year.
Word got out.
Now there are 300.
They have t-shirts, and a float in the 4th of July parade.
I found my people!
#Texas
#Women
#BlueWomenInASeaOfRed
As many of you know, I live in a red Texas town.
They had a council meeting on Mon where to discuss banning books from the local library.
A group of women showed up to block the measure.
Y’all. There’s a strong group of liberal women here! My new friends!
#Texas
#TexasWomen
@RossKneeDeep
Vidor, TX is one.
I don’t even stop there for gas when the sun is up, and I’m white.
There are a few in Texas.
Alba, Comanche & Elmo, for starters. “Comanche” named without a drip of irony.🙄
I forgot to tell you about the “bucket” he told us to buy.
It’s a bucket so the kids would have a place to go to the bathroom while on lockdown, with wipes and snacks and water.
Out. Of. Our. Own. Pockets.
@GregAbbott_TX
I love how you showed the true meaning of Christmas by sending needy humans away without food or proper clothing to 18° place as a political stunt.
I find it hard to believe you’re Catholic. I was taught to welcome the stranger and help the needy.
Your parish failed you.
@DogsAreeFamily
This baby was returned to the shelter 4 times because of his separation anxiety. He’s lived with us for 5 years now. I’m his emotional support human.
@rebeccamakkai
My grandfather was a Jew in Dallas, TX in the 1930s. He tired to say he was a Baptist, but the KKK didn’t buy it and still had cross burnings on the farm.
He fed every person who was hungry that walked by the farm and asked for help.
@SuzeQKnits
You can tell him that this Texan choir director had 4 pregnant 7th graders in one class year.
None of them volunteered for it.
Those who got abortions got to graduate from high school. None of the girls who had their baby did.
This isn’t rocket science.
This causes poverty.
@lukebryan
“I generally stay out of politics” but You’ll stand on stage with the a polarizing man who hates women, gays and Jews to hype a fund run by his wife.
Dude.
Catch a clue.
@joncoopertweets
I’m a Texan and I laugh in their faces.
I usually reply, “We are one hurricane away from third world status.” and the conversation ends.
@ofctimallen
The term “woke” is only used by lazy people who don’t want to a say out loud, “I’m against treating other humans like humans”.
Hope this helps.
@LeaderMcConnell
When Jerry García died, Rush memorialized him by saying he was “just another dead doper and a dirtbag”.
I hope people extend that same courtesy to him.
@inmylife1751
Ok. 🤷🏼♀️
I’m a teacher, and I can tell you that certain parents really need to keep their kids at home. He won’t be happy with any teacher, and won’t believe any phone call home. Keep them.
Knock yourself out.
@Aruthasexy1
Yes. Don’t hang on to stuff. It’s just stuff.
I tried to return the ring to my mother-in-law, since it was originally hers.
He ended our 18 year marriage via text while I was visiting his parents with our kids.
She told me to sell it and buy a hot tub.
@joelcomm
@FLOTUS
For heaven’s sake! She’s a horrible example for kids! She tells them not to bully, but she’s married to one, and defends him in exchange for a posh lifestyle.
@RepMattSchaefer
In Israel, abortion is legal but rare, because birth control is free.
You don’t want to actually prevent abortion. If you did, you’d push for free, readily available birth control.
You don’t. You are about forced pregnancy, and controlling women.
At least admit your motives.
@RepStefanik
Seized is a good thing.
That means our border & DA agents are doing their job.
Was he supposed to stop it before it got to the border?
I’m confused.
Did it eat into your profits?
@ArmendarizDis16
Then why do you care?
Uvalde parents endorse him, too. You don’t know their names, but they know Texas. They know Greg Abbott is a horrible governor. So do I.
@gggirl924
@Lee_in_Iowa
That house in small town Texas goes for $400K.
BTW, they still pay $9/hour here.
Your “move to the suburbs” is hilarious. We ARE the suburbs for both Austin & San Antonio with and commute of at least 45 mins-hour without traffic and no rail option.
@SkidonenkoForTX
OMG! For TWO whole years, my neighbors around the bend had an “Abbott for governor” yard sign.
For the past week it’s gone.
I used to flip them off every day on the way to work.
Today I’m like. 🤔
Are y’all ok? I hope not.
I hope y’all are PISSED.
@chiproytx
Hi, Chip. I live in New Braunfels and I’m a direct descendant of Oran Roberts.
Maybe you’ve heard the Old Alcalde or seen his portrait in the Capitol building. Maybe not since you aren’t a Texan.
I’m a liberal and I’m not going anywhere.
This is MY HOME, unlike you, carpetbagger
@Miriam2626
Don’t get me started.
I got divorced in 2008, changed back to my maiden name.
I got married again, kept my maiden name.
My new employer last year tried to put my ex’s last name on my ID. I jumped through hoops to prove my real name. I almost quit.
It’s maddening.
@tedcruz
@IlhanMN
@nytimes
Someone gave you the same talking points as
@DanCrenshawTX
If either of you had bothered to read about the guy who shot up the synagogue, you’d see he wasn’t looking at a cartoon. This is a shameless attempt to change the truth. What has become of you, Ted? It’s embarrassing.
@MattWalshBlog
It’s a shame you don’t understand that saving democracy and uniting Europe is literally why we must.
I know you guys love you some autocrats, but this country prefers democracy.
Putin has been undermining our democracy for YEARS.
He needs to go away now.
He’s not our friend.
@cozymother
My dad made that choice in 1966 when I was born. Mom was dying, doc said couldn’t save us both. Dad said “I have 4 other kids who need a mother!”
Mom died on the table. They focused on her, brought her back, I was born healthy. It was the right choice.
#ChooseWomen
@KristinGKroll1
My favorite part of being a teacher near retirement is when the school board meets virtually to decide if I go back to my 180 middle school students in person. 😐
@mariolopezviva
Texans, look at your property tax and additional fees to your electric & telecom bills added by Abbott. Look at the lack of funding for schools and the hoops your kids jump through so an 18 year old kid can buy a weapon of war. Your daughters have fewer rights than you did. Vote
@GregAbbott_TX
If you can’t handle being Governor of Texas, step down. We’ve had the same immigration situation for DECADES and you haven’t come up with one viable solution.
“Texas, the Friendly State” signs should come down.
@Roshan_Rinaldi
@TXsnark7
I teach middle school.
There were days when the kids would say, “we’ll do this anyway, they can’t put us ALL in ISS” (in school suspension)
We moved the ISS room to the auditorium. They all fit in there.
These seditionists are so stunted emotionally.
A friend from Houston sent this. Hurricane rations in TX...Only 2 briskets, y’all.
When you lose power, you gotta smoke the meats.
#HurricaneMarco
#HurricaneLaura
@BaddCompani
I took the opportunity to go vote today in Texas while I still can.
I’m going for a long walk and then falling into a river.
I can’t do the crazy today.
I’m tapping out for now.
@mercedesschlapp
You literally had a fascist dictator speak at CPAC and say it’s OK to be a Christian Nationalist when that was what the Nazi party was based on.
You use the slogan “America First”, which is the KKK slogan.
Just stop pretending.
@chron
Social media platforms are PRIVATE COMPANIES.
They have a terms of service. If you don’t like it, don’t use it.
I thought Greg was all about letting private companies do what they want.
I guess that just donors, huh.
@GovAbbott
It would be cheaper and more humane to put them in empty hotels on the border and set up a processing center. That would give them opportunities to find family.
Oh. That’s humane, and you’d NEVER chose the humane option.
@GOP
Then why did you guys vote against helping them?
Why did Trump ask them for a favor in return for help?
Why did Putin impose sanctions on every member of Canada’s government, but only Democrats here in the US?
@NBergstresser
Yay Jasper! This is my Lando. He was returned to the shelter SEVERAL times before he met me when he was 1.
He’s my Velcro pup, I’m his emotional support human. ❤️
@saras76
@EdKrassen
Using your logic, there should be no laws because a few won’t follow them.
No stop signs, traffic lights, speed limits…etc etc.
Might as well let pilots fly drunk, because some won’t follow that rule.
Kid who no longer goes here posted last night on social media his plans to shoot up this school.
Cops are everywhere, he’s not here.
Parents are lining up to pick their kids up early.
This is terrorism, supported by
@GovAbbott
&
@DanPatrick
’s silence.
#texlege
#TexasTerrorism
@labyrinthweaver
First one in the books, next one in April! I got it in the hardest place to get one! Outside of Austin. Our governor hates Austin and the I-35 corridor. 😆😆😆 We hate him, too.
@Angry_Staffer
Districts are already saying “no thanks” and making their own protocol.
Just this morning, districts around San Antonio are saying they are notifying parents and sending kids home.
Watch Houston ISD, they are about to make Abbott’s head explode. They are talking mask mandates.
@jasonrantz
Did he have a fascist dictator speak at his convention, use a KKK slogan and try to say Christian Nationalism, the base of the Nazi Party, was ok?
Sorry…got him confused with someone else.