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Parker Hesse

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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
2 years
Let’s roll @AtlantaFalcons ! Happy to be back!!
@AtlantaFalcons
Atlanta Falcons
2 years
We have re-signed Parker Hesse as an exclusive rights free agent
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
5 years
Kindergartener for the day🤓
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Tennessee Titans
5 years
Parker Hesse ( @trueblue_hesse ) is on his way to Rutland Elementary to meet Take a Titan 2 School contest winner, Kasen! 🍎🏫 #TitansCommunity | @WKRN
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Parker Hesse
6 years
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Chad Leistikow🆑
6 years
Iowa football team being honored during the break for the Outback Bowl win & 9-4 season. Jake Gervase leading, "Let's Go Hawks" chant.
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@trueblue_hesse
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I’m excited to be coaching the 2nd Annual Rally for Reid Football Camp! We have an awesome group of coaches, with all proceeds helping families battling pediatric cancer. Sign up here >
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
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We’re going to have a blast on the 27th! It’s not too late to sign up. Come work with some former Hawks and support a great cause!
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
5 years
JG🤑 @CoachParkerIowa gotta be proud of you getting down there lol
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Los Angeles Rams
5 years
. @jakegervase10 ending preseason the right way! 👏
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
4 years
@josey_jewell @IowaChill 🤣🤣 hard to argue... I’d still take that over being a Carole Baskins from Decorah
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
I go back to watching summer fade to fall, growing up to fast and I do recall, wishing time would stop right in its tracks.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
4 years
@bbishy_02 Honored. Considering what you thought of me “pre-mullet”
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
The only reason Free Bird isn't our national anthem is because no one could wait that long to start the Super Bowl.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
1 year
I’m excited to be back in Davenport this summer for the 3rd Annual Rally for Reid Football Camp! Always a good time on the field and proceeds go to families battling pediatric cancer and cancer research. See you in June!
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
Just got the news all middle school football players want to hear... "the doctor is making you wear a visor."
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Praise be to God! Loved the support from Indian Nation tonight! #ontothenextone #turndownforwhat
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
God bless y'all.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
My whole life I dreamt of wearing those orange spears under the lights. How can it be gone?
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
I try my tux on, feeling good. Stroll downstairs to show the fam and my mom laughs hysterically. MY OWN MOTHER!
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Cereal is nothing more than dogfood for people.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
So good to meet more of my future teammates today! A lot of cool guys. Can't wait to get things going. #hawks
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
St. Patrick`s Day is the number one tourist attraction in Waukon. Without it I doubt we would make it through the winters.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
I always want to get into the Olympics, but every time I turn it there its ice dancing.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Thank you Lord for my teammates and the opportunities given us #ontothenextone
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Should've cut my hair for signing day.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Everytime I watch Anchorman I talk for hours in a Ron Burgundy voice. I even wrote this glorious tweet in that voice.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
4 years
@bbishy_02 @sambrincks90 @cooperk_3 Good call saving the Waukon shirt for tomorrow. Playing in their 3rd title in 4 years at 2PM
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
The people who say "no thank you needed" #graduationcards #carpaltunnel http://t.co/zxs663MJLr
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
@pehesse22 and I are starting a student section at Old West Paint Creek Church. Standing the entire service. Next Sunday's a white out.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
5 years
@Sledge_Hammel Divorce rates so high the continents broke up
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
Keep scrolling, just another 25 tweets of "goooooaaaaalll"
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Weightroom tomorrow morning! Bring your friends.. bring your mom.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Why do we call secretaries by their first name?
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
My family decorated the tree without me? That's it. No longer related to any of you.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
We coming to play tomorrow
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Beautiful things don't ask for attention :)
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
The Lions and the Eagles need some carbon fly snow boots.
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Parker Hesse
11 years
Seize the moment
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
You know it's been a long day when you open a frozen pizza and they put the sauce on the opposite side of the toppings.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
I still cant believe i played my own brother in an AAU tournament. I coulda whooped him for free in the driveway.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
5 years
@HagemanMiriah And somehow my mullet wasn’t cool
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
@Weymiller34 depends how many #wcw 's you have lined up.. lol
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
My two year old cousin refers to Santa as "Ho". Or maybe its Hoe, he's yet to clarify.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Stay humble, stay hungry.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
Lord have Mercer.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
Grad party from 4-8 tonight. All are welcome. To avoid the awkward confrontation everyone RSVP with a #handshake , #hug , or #enthusiastichug
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Levels of awkwardness: 1. Watching the sex scene of a movie with your parents. 2. Jr. High dates. 3. Family reunions.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
Snapchats trying to take over the world #conspiracytheories
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
I'll never know how much it costs, to see my sin up on that cross
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Well last day being a minor... Should probably start a fight or something
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Let's straighten our shit out.. find the edge tonight #hungry
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
I wonder how many times we'll see the picture of that dude`s tattoo on twitter tonight.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
@rarekeith Likewise. Nothing says America more profoundly than the University of Iowa and Elon Road.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Why didnt he play basketball instead of leading al queda
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Took a nap... had this crazy dream the Colts came all the way back and won. Ridiculous I know.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Btw we played football last night
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
Do I have to make a Facebook event for my grad party?
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
This Senior-Valley game is what you live for. Why people love the game.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Today i asked the question I will ask every day until I graduate: Whats for lunch?
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
@Weymiller34 @GoingHAMMMMM Number one. Love it or leave it.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
12 years
Mrs. Engstrom though >>>>
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
If not us, who? If not now, when? #borntorise
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Parker Hesse
11 years
Oohh Ms. Jensen.. she blinded me with science.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
@UofIHawkeye you already know! Can't wait to make it official tomorrow! #HAWKEYENATION
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Got my Fran bobblehead!
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Tuna sandwhich from redneck gas station in Dubuque? #Badchoice
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Anybody looking for some pickup today? The mayor, @carterthies , is back in hossville.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
I have a hard time believing a fox actually says that.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
All it takes is Pitch Perfect references to be elected ar FBLA.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
So much to get done, starting with a nap
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
The Lord is compassionate and gracious, slow to anger, abounding in love. -Psalm 103:8
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Happy birthday to @Weymiller34 .. class guy, gotta love him. When he carries the ball the freshman come running! #heahehaheaheee
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
12 years
S/O to Adam Benzing.. Atta way #state #fish
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
12 years
Everyday i love the Beatles a little more. #greatest Hello Goodbye was the highligh for me.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
5 years
@glyebwardstudly @RobGronkowski Every defensive lineman’s dream job😂
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Parker Hesse
11 years
Contemplating a frozen pizza for breakfast
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
12 years
Of course Duke lost... Gotta be the cause of global warming or something. #ncaaconsitencencyprobs
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
This Hilton guy must be a tremendous player.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
5 years
@DrakeKulick @ANelly98 You gotta contact his agent
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
5 years
@glyebwardstudly Haha I wish I could play basketball again
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
No track meet tomorrow #huzzah
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
12 years
I wish i could have witnessed micheal's career #missedout #mj50 #greatestever
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
I mean we didn't win our independence by sitting on our asses either #usa #goaloriented
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Something tells me not to go to bed on Peyton Manning
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
Who has a track meet on the day of the national championship?
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
That's a good way to end a weekend
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
Osama Bin Laden was 6'8"?
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
6 years
@jack_kall1 Who’s Max Miller
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
10 years
Cmon Joe, just play John Deere Green.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
5 years
@marcmorehouse Littlefinger still on there. You buying that faceless man execution theory?
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
But a wins a win, can't argue with that.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
12 years
Wow ISU you break my heart #dejavu #breatheifyouhatekansas
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
#IfWeGetBombedToday I died without finishing my English project.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
11 years
I dont wanna give Butch his truck back
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
5 years
@Lil_Spud12 My guy🤠🤠
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Parker Hesse
11 years
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Parker Hesse
11 years
Right now i would still be shot/embarassed from that indoor 400.
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@trueblue_hesse
Parker Hesse
5 years
@DrakeKulick @ANelly98 @Buccaneers Lol yeah he’s staying last I heard
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