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Drake: you’re short. Kendrick: you fabricated your whole black persona to hide your insecurities and gain acceptance and steal our culture . No one respects you, Diddy slapped you, you’re afraid of Pusha and you’re not allowed to say nigga Aubrey #euphoria #kdot

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@GillyG1113 Oh right. He also said “you wear a size 7 shoe” 😱 so vicious lol

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“I got a son to raise, but you know nothing bout thaaaaaaaat” 😂

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Never have I I felt so gaslit during that Mai and Ashley squid game beef. Like… didn’t everybody else see Ashley turn into a snake on that bridge and get Trey murdered… but y’all are acting like Mai is the villain??? #SquidGame #squidgamesthechallenge

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Easy D - Straight Outta Competence

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So Drake is bragging that he fed Kendrick false information so Kendrick could drop a diss song that everyone thought was real and and took all the attention away from his own song? That’s still an L Aubrey #theheartpart6 #kdot #notlikeus

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@ItsFrostyMac But it’s cannon though. Professor Hulk can’t get as strong as savage hulk because his intellect won’t allow him to get as unreasonably mad as the savage

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@RaveenTheDream And a Pulitzer, an Oscar nomination, and a $110 grossing tour. People act like he was struggling before this 🙄

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@EricTrump Let me try and explain this for you. “YOU. LOST.”

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@RealCandaceO Candace Owens is tap dancing for a conservative fan base.

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@Lysol A “medical expert” with a “very big brain” says otherwise

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@scientificrealm @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS ‘Merica: We’re # 1, we’re # 1

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@sarahcpr He’s definitely gonna need Jesus after this

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@pattonoswalt If Donald promises to leave the White House before January, we’ll give him back his full security deposit.

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@questlove So it was a “break in case of emergency” beat? Well played, Kenny

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@Lysol Surrounded by “the smartest people” with “lots and lots of medical”

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@DirectorRB3 “He who re-mayne”

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@sarahcpr I’ll watch it if it’s a prison reality show

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@TheDailyShow But wait until he wears a tan suit

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@seanhannity It’s over, Sean.

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@TheDailyShow Fun fact, Donald. If we stop the count, Biden wins.

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@wandapilots Did Moon Knight snap that blonde woman’s neck? 😆

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@jemelehill Kwame Brown turning into that uncle everybody at the cookout hug like this

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@Hexxalong America after we beat down the man that punched Rick Moranis

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@ANormalPlank

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@TheDailyShow *record scratch* “Yup. That’s me. On the douchebag’s head. You might be wondering how I got here”

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@May72837623 Is it sexualizing her if she had a crush on a boy in her class? Just asking because that’s been done a million times on TV without complaint

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@ItsFrostyMac I agree. Nothing beats intellect combined with strength. Professor Hulk is not “weak” by any stretch. But in terms of big dumb raw strength, the raging lunatic gets the edge.

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@seanhannity Let me try and explain this for you: “YOU. LOST.”

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@THR The right and left chasing the man that punched Rick Moranis

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@RudyGiuliani @KamalaHarris The Trump administration is one big joke. Why not laugh?

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@Variety When Variety still ain’t corrected the quote

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Drake OVO ghost writers after Kendrick dropped 6:16 in LA #kdot #616inLA

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Drake bragging about this is the equivalent to saying “Jokes on you! I wasn’t really sucking a dick! It was really a dildo!” 😂 😂 #theheartpart6

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@sarahcpr And even more surprising he didn’t see fraud the past 4 years

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@MsJessieSybil If he was texting those kids all day we got another issue at hand

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@ericrileyy I still can’t understand how that score wasn’t nominated

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@ksorbs Let me try and explain this for you. “YOU. LOST.”

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@john_sipher @alexzfinley @TheOnion Changed his name from Vern to Bern. Also adapted the last name “Sanders”

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@seanhannity And how much did Trump spend to lose? Just wondering?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Let me try and explain it for you. “YOU. LOST.”

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@seanhannity Let me try and explain this for you. “YOU. LOST.”

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@MitchAndSports @KamalaHarris Russian bot, ladies and gentlemen

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@modproductionz Family Matters was supposed to be Drake’s nuke and we only talked about it for 12 minutes because KDot dropped a diss record that broke the internet… and Drake is bragging that he orchestrated that? He really lacks street smarts

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@ACTBrigitte ... it’s because RBG was NOT Rush Limbaugh

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@TheDailyShow He’s going to have trouble pronouncing “not guilty” next year too.

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@CluelessTroll @jasondotgov When they never heard the beat from Ether and missed the w #hole point

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Drake fed Kendrick false info and popped out like “GOTCHA!” … after KDot was crowned the winner and everybody already went home #theheartpart6 #heartpart6

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@KanedaSvx666 @DEADLINE You’re trippin. Jonathan Majors was great as Immortus

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@BillOReilly If Donald promises to leave the White House before January, we’ll give him back his full security deposit.

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Trump got Big Macs being served on Abraham Lincoln’s favorite platter. I’m done. 😒😒😒 #TrumpShutown #fastfood #McDonalds

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#BlackMenSmiling

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@Thizlam87 @GillyG1113 You clearly missed the DMX reference

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@FoxNews @BarackObama I almost forgot what a real President sounded like. #obama

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@johncampea Sadly, because it’s real news. 😔

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@realDonaldTrump Greatest witchhunt? What about that birther movement?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr We don’t trust your dad either so...

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@rangercurt @RealCandaceO It was rigged. There is no way 72 million people voted for Trump

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@MrMichaelBurkes Nah, they call you something much worse... it begins with an “N”...

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Nah.

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@uncut_mids @winningtimehbo You said 3 untrue things in one post. Lol

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@lumitalksmusic Bruh if you thought Mr Morale was simply about something mentioned about on one verse in one song, you completely missed the point

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@SagittariusNik @TrippFontane @GotDamnAR Rest harder

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@KamalaHarris Pence looks distracted. He’s thinking of the whooping Trump is gonna give him back home. #VPDebate #KamalaHarrisVP

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Is this how the world discovers how good of a director Mohammad Diab is? That was brilliant. #MoonKnight

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@FoxNews @BarackObama I almost forgot what a real president sounded like. #obama

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Let me try and explain this for you. “YOU. LOST.”

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@questlove I love Ice Cube... but he’s playing himself if he thinks that “Platinum Plan” is worth the KFC napkin it’s written on

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@seanhannity It’s over, Sean.

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@TheDailyShow

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Freddie Gibbs leaving the booth after his feature on BACK TO ME #VULTURES

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@jemelehill I did not expect that “Next Too Close” scene 😳

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@ksorbs Let me try and explain this for you: “YOU. LOST.”

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@ksorbs I’m a Dem and I think that crowd was stupid as well.... but hell, I understand. Losing Trump was worth the risk for them

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@johncampea “What is love... baby don’t hurt me...”

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@MovieMantz That won the night.

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Childish Gambino putting a new mix on Psilocybae #atavista

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@TheGregAlba It’s definitely up there with WandaVision for me

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@EricTrump You’re STILL debating election results? Give it up, bro

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@KamalaHarris Pence: Breonna Taylor yada yada... BUT THEM LOOTERS THOUGH #VPDebate #KamalaHarrisVP

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@dangAnnaEsq And everything new that pops up feels like it’s urgent.

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@jemelehill By folks you mean...

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@seanhannity Sean. You lost.

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@AustinPlanet How many of y’all realized the white guy was Donald Glover in makeup? #AtlantaFX

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@larryelder Interesting. I know people followed those rules and still remained in poverty. And I know a ton of white folk who broke those rules and ended up just fine. #themoreyouknow 💫

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@M4KEOUTCREEKS Succession has more laughs than the Bear. Both are great dramas with moments of levity

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@TheDailyShow