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2 years

new wave of "this ship is going down" so join the batcave and/or my tunglr!!! and ofc i am /teesta on 🅱️atreon and /batman on ☕️ and subscribe to my ao3.............

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join the batcave!!

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2 years

had to buy a pair of shoes so i went into this store and found bought a pair and the whole thing took like 1.5 minutes and as i was walking out i heard the vendor say to her colleague “rapid. efficient. that girl knew what she wanted.” 😭

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4 years

losing my fucking mind thinking about it seriously what do the interviews sound like. they will be like hoshiumi-san what is your skincare routine? and hoshiumi is like every time i see that hinata shouyou is on the same side of the net as me i feel like a bosnian feral horse

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4 years

this is a sendai frogs stan account now

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8 months

i know i tweet this verbatim every 6 months but my god, you are never "late" to a fic. are you late to shakespeare. i watched goodfellas for the first time 2 months ago. i loathe the speed at which everything moves on the internet now and makes everyone live in fear of Late.

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3 years

the contest between 75,234w ; E osaaka ; dining and documentaries

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8 months

you are never late to reading a fic you are never late to writing a fic for a niche 2010 anime you are never late to watching a cool movie you are never late to the chain by fleetwood mac you are never late to a beloved video game you are never late to art ever ever

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4 years

persephone 65,045w ; E tsukkikage ; arranged marriage (and, as always, the stunning magic of the artwork is all june/summersugawara)

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4 years

yaku: so on the very first day, i realised that miya atsumu's very existence is an incomplete knock-knock joke. then i made the mistake of drinking from sakusa kiyoomi's water bottle. the following day, snakes started manifesting in my house physically.

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4 years

ouran-style lightbulbs going on one by one for karasuno as they realise ukatake are dating

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1 year

writers, you can use only two lines of dialogue to convince someone to read your work. qrt with the lines you’re using!!!

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3 years

i was tasked with creating my own tier list for hq ships. here it is

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2 years

we are joint fiscal fraud official 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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2 years

eight-count 20,644w ; E bokurotsukki (+ kurotsukki) ; pining and finery (who else but @b1cr1ptic would make them so sunny!)

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1 year

the best time to start one piece was 26 years ago. the second best time is now

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3 years

sometimes honey 13,871w ; E osaaka ; coda to TCB (the gorgeous, sweet, warm artwork is by @b1cr1ptic !!)

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2 years

silly love songs atsuhina ; 12000w ; T who the fuck invited hinata to this wedding: a romance in five acts

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1 year

i want an entire new wave of fic to emerge from this. i want everyone at their drawing boards rn. hydrate your blorbos and let’s get cracking. i will create a cross-fandom olympics event. otp face-off. who wins? satosugu? kagehina? zosan? there will be rounds and prizes.

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Sweden has declared sex as a sport and the first-ever sex competition is scheduled to take place early next week. On June 8th, the highly anticipated European Sex Championship, which will be happening under the guidance of the Swedish Sex Federation, will be held. The

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everything moving and motionless 93,226w ; E kurotsukki ; magical realism / rival gangs

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4 years

MY STUDENTS ARE HOTLY DEBATING PRESCRIPTIVE VS DESCRIPTIVE LINGUISTIC POLICIES AND THIS ONE GUY WENT "YES BUT WHEN I SPEAK WITH MY ACCENT I'M JUDGED" AND THE GUY ON THE OPPOSITE TEAM GOES "YES, WELL, TO LIVE IS TO BE JUDGED, VINCENT."

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4 years

kurotsukki

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4 years

got that sunshine on my sunday best 8,415w ; T ushisaku ; college AU (and of course the hysterically perfect graphic is by june/summersugawara)

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2 years

this ask reply from 2 years ago hits different now that i'm actually writing atsuhina,

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2 years

the hero’s journey

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3 years

EVERYBODY...I COMMISSIONED @b1cr1ptic TO DRAW ME TAKING KRTSK OUT TO DO SHOTS AT ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CURSED BARS IN PARIS. SHE HAS MADE ME THE MOST DELIGHTFUL COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE GOOD FORTUNE TO LOOK UPON WITH MY EYEBALLS. YOU FEAST TOO.

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1 year

low risk lap 18,874w ; E kurotsukki ; formula one au featuring knight in shining armour charles leclerc

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3 months

watched the haikyuu movie. does anyone want another batman ensemble cast fic or are we done with all that now

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2 years

kaylie is watching haikyuu,

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4 years

love and a cough 4741w ; T kurotsukki (as legend has it, there was only one bed.)

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3 years

the contest between (2021)

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8 months

EVERYBODY???

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4 years

hq 401 / spoilers / manga spoilers (n + 1) 3435w ; T ; kurotsukki ; canon/future fic 'I am going to marry you one day,' Tetsurou threatens.

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2 years

more relatable content from dicksteller

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2 years

record scratch, freeze frame 5783w ; M atsuhina ; "oh" moments mid-threesome

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4 years

where your song sounds kagehina ; kurotsukki ; 74012w ; M people travel the world looking for the friend, but that one is always at home.

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4 years

i present to you: song, the novel. put together by june, who is, as i said, insane. and zara and lindsay too, and elo and sarge. this is one of the most beautiful, important things anyone has ever gifted me. thank you. 💜

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3 years

my toxic trait is smiling at strangers in the street like we were lovers in a past life and confusing them so much they turn around twice to look at me

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1 year

this barbie just got promoted 👁💋👁

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1 year

today’s outfit is also such a barbie banger that the whole class actually erupted into squawks when i walked in. “MADAME YOU LOOK SO NICE! LIKE A…LIKE A TENNIS PLAYER!” but unfortunately my Biggest Boss is on site today and i am waiting on a potential career-changing promotion,

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2 years

i hate shopping so i never go anywhere without knowing exactly what i want and then i dip. u will not catch me browsing 🙏🏼

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3 years

headcanon tsukki is actually really good w children bc he treats them like serious little human beings and he's not even doing it ironically he just takes them that seriously and in return the children take him seriously too. i am not accepting constructive criticism at this time

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3 years

I'M SCREAMING MY ASS OFF...A STUDENT FROM LAST YEAR JUST FOUND OUT HE CAN TAKE ANOTHER CLASS OF MINE THIS YEAR AND HE SENT ME THIS MAIL

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what spring does 27,545w ; E akiyama ; canon-compliant (timeskip) (the SUBLIME graphic is by june/summersugawara)

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1 year

Finally...Starting Tomorrow...I Am Officially The Head Of Our Industrial Engineering Degree...The Youngest Ever...

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4 years

hq 402 / spoilers are u in ur feelings about their eternal rivalry? would you like a bukowski-titled vignette about it? here your leg my leg your arm my arm (life's hard when your only source of income is fighting your boyfriend on national television.)

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3 years

kurotsukki

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2 years

genuinely i know i'm the 500th person to tweet this but writers remember comments and usernames and icons. i know a lot of you guys are shy but truly if you loved someone's work so much, wouldn't you want to leave your little signature in the guestbook? i know i always do.

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2 years

had a Moment at dinner. i was telling alexis about trying to come up with an idea for a little krtsk fic, and he jokingly went "why don't you just write about our lives and replace the names? a fic where kuroo gets tsukki flowers every day." "...already wrote it. before we met."

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2 years

sugar season, summer town 16,306w ; T kogane/tsukki (+ sendai frogs ensemble) kyouken regrets life: an autobiography (believe it or not i didn't even make the graphic, lara did)

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2 months

i would like to finally share our GLORIOUS save-the-dates as drawn by the glorious @/b1cr1ptic and designed by the glorious @/spinachleaf ✨✨✨

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1 year

for me, writing is busking. i’m in the street singing for free; if you like me or have a request, you can leave a tip. but also, if i was singing in the street and even just one guy stopped to listen, it’d be great. so why would that be different re: writing and comments?

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4 years

now, now too 9,124w ; M akiyama ; companion piece to "what spring does" (and of course the gorgeous dream that is the artwork is by june/summersugawara, sealed with a curse)

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1 year

"to love a river was to see where it would always go: to the sea." - everything moving and motionless this year, i wrote a story about love, and water, and the moon. tetsurou and kei went beyond; so did i. i will do it again. i was named after a river. (thank you, @henlofren )

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1 year

everything moving and motionless 93,226w ; E kurotsukki ; magical realism / rival gangs

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11 months

paired students up to do mock job interviews in class. walked past a pair and this boy is going “it is my destiny to be an engineer. it came to me in a dream”

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1 year

the only animal 10,082w ; E zolu ; post-fishman/pre-punk hazard luffy touches zoro again.

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2 years

it’s batman day. dozens of batmen running around. they do not know the real batman is here.

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2 years

alexis reading over my shoulder as i type an ushitsukki tweet: but how can you like one tsukki ship so much and then also ship him with other people? me, with a great air of gravity: as you know i like tsukki. i consequently also like when he is railed by a variety of people.

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2 years

i am now salty enough about this to post on main

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2 years

truly from the bottom of my heart...hope y'all like atsuhina

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2 years

you know what one of my favourite comments i've ever gotten is? it's someone commenting on the last instalment of jaywalkers and all they said is "I LOVE YOU TOO". can you imagine? they read 120k or whatever jaywalkers was, got that i was saying "i love you", and said it back.

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3 years

merry christmas from batman and her maple chocolate cookie pie and her non-featured batboyf

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2 years

GUD. MORNG!!!! BEST COMMENT IVE EVER RECEIVED IN MY MF LFIE!!!!!!!!!!!! HOO!!!!! HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS GONOUT AJD LIFE THIS FRIDAY

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2 years

since i have received the official google calendar invite to my own ceremony, it is a good time to tell u all some big news: UR FAVOURITE CHAOS DEMON ALEXIS AND I ARE SIGNING A CIVIL UNION THIS SPRING!!! 🥰🥰🥰 ps: yes that is an extremely formal french email with two (2) typos.

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2 years

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3 years

I Don’t Know How To Rollerskate,

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i'm going ROLLERSKATING today!!!

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4 years

accidentally getting REALLY into osamu/sakusa? in MY me? more likely than you think

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3 years

The fact that idol ushijima would be almost exactly like kyungsoo is so hilarious to me

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1 year

bitch reading one piece at the hozier concert

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2 years

> i civil union alexis > i bring him to india to meet the family > i worry about him getting food poisoning > we hold a party to celebrate our civil union > i, teesta, get food poisoning at the party to celebrate our civil union

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1 year

earlier today i had an appointment with the tax office regarding my 🅱️at/reon and this kind tax man was so curious. he was like i don't get it are u an influencer? and i was like no sir i...write stories...and people like them...him: Oh They Seem To Like Them All Right

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1 year

absolutely screaming. i’m not a stranger to students taking a Certain Liking to me but i just had my first class with this new group and this boy benjamin straight up said “madame i want to marry you, can your partner fight?” 😭😭😭

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2 years

i actually think yachi would fully have a pastel indie music vlog channel as a graphic designer who works remotely. she never shows her face or her partner's but every once in a while in the focus-blurred bg of her baking cookies, a bright green jersey'll be up on the wall

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2 years

personally i think kenhina are so hot. professionally, i also think it

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2 years

what's one of ur mundane superpowers mine is flirting. earlier in line to get lunch at a food joint i made a passing comment to a guy about his sandwich choice and winked at him and he got so flustered he dropped his wallet, then his phone, then forgot his order

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3 months

terrible news for my haters

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3 years

typed up a whole thing thinking i could schedule it and make it less scary, turns out you can’t schedule tweets on the phone. just gonna post this and go to bed.

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3 years

wow i have 50 new followers hello everybody my name is tee i’m 25 and i love sweet chilli pepper doritos and i teach english at uni in france and i hate cool ranch doritos. i enjoy writing slow burn fics as u can tell.

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2 years

/rattles cage/ ATSUHINA ATSUHINA — ok my unhinged sexy headcanon for atsuhina is that atsumu has had a latent thing for hinata since high school which is then exacerbated with hinata's MSBY stint. but atsumu doesn't do shit about …

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sunaosa? — WE LOVE SUNAOSA...ok AU where suna's a famous actor and he's shooting a romantic drama and one of the locations the scouts picked out is down the street from onigiri miya and when they're on break suna wanders off to ge…

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3 years

today in my english as a foreign language class we were talking about food. and i was talking to this pair of boys and one of them was like yeah i really love pineapple i love how it makes ur lips go tingly and swell up u know? and i was like ali that's an allergy. he didn't know

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4 years

💡shimizu is first, ofc. you don’t sit next to someone for hours every day and not notice that the farther they inch away from you, the closer they’re inching to their other side.

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1 year

also it’s been a year since i told the government i’m into alexis 🥹

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2 years

we are joint fiscal fraud official 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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2 years

one of my favourite auxiliary duties of being a teacher is writing recommendation letters. like yeah this boy is my biological son. you better accept him into your robotics program

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2 years

1 like = 1 prayer for this guy in the train typing up a reply to an email titled “EXPLAIN YOURSELF”

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1 year

have a comment on the fic saying op hasn't read it yet but they would like to thank me for putting out longform krtsk in this day and age. bb listen to me i will be doing this My Whole Life.

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3 years

thank u to @b1cr1ptic for letting me use her impeccable rendition of miya-san (38-now-39) for this important meme

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3 years

an extremely logical response i feel

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3 years

happy halloween

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2 years

first day of being 27 👁💋👁

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2 years

every secret dating fic needs to up its game. have just found out two of my colleagues* had been living together for seven years before they told anyone, which they only did because they were expecting. *who i didn’t know were together btw

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bi gf/golden retriever bf present

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4 years

💡suga is next, and he’d love to credit his supernatural intuition, but it’s just that the inventory list takeda hands him has “tell keishin to pick up coconut milk” scribbled on the top right corner.

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3 years

HGSKEJHGLSERG I WALKED INTO CLASS AND ONE OF MY STUDENTS WAS SITTING AT MY DESK IN ABSOLUTE DARKNESS AND HE BOOMED "WELCOME TO CLASS, STUDENT"

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(alexis in india 2.0 thread) alexis misreading wedding ritual explanations: wait so they walk four times through fire????????? me: no 😭 we- my mom gravely: we only make the foreigners do that.

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the idea that fic is being written by 12-16 year olds is funny bc while that’s true, i’m looking for the 100k passion project with a fraction of the engagement (kudos/comments) bc some 28 year old really just wanted to tell a story about a documentary filmmaker profiling a chef

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1 year

first time weighing in publicly on this but 100%. AI is for folks who Want To Have Done Something. i would also want to Already Have Written my story but the awful and beautiful bit is making it happen. the magic is between me and the unfinished draft. always.

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@ everyone asking how tcb osaaka are doing