Official Tradfi Bro Coin - $CFA
Secure your path to an early retirement at 62 with my expert guidance! 🚀
Details for investing in the $CFA hedge fund COIN in the comments! 👇
Birdeye:
Bob Analyst, CFA, CPA, ACA, NGMI, HFPS 🤝
Someone has decided to use my image in a ‘memecoin’ on Solana.
Don’t worry, I have contacted the SEC who will find these scammers and bring this ponzi to justice.
Details if anyone can help track them down:
Contract address: F1n2Tn7Eb9jTbSQiqy2Z7G4VTbkreHGQqcRKKmwZv726
The
Less than 30 days to the
#bitcoin
having.
If you own 0.5btc, you will soon only have 0.25btc.
Most people don’t realise this and are going to lose EVERYTHING.
Imagine paying $5,000 to get the advice of buying
#bitcoin
😂
My course is only $8,000 but will teach sound financial decisions, like investing in treasuries and high yield dividend stocks 🤝
Goooood Morning!!!
Who's got that Friday feeling, we all ready to smash the markets today?
Gonna preach the good word of sensible investing from the $CFA institute of risk free investing
Hi, I’m Bob Analyst CFA CPA ACA NGMI HFSP.
I want to with share you a snippet from my brand new web page currently being developed. Here you can learn the secrets to how I’ve found so much success in my investing career! Tell me what you think 👇
‘I want to help you master your
Trying to make a mockery of me and index fund investing will come back to bite you when you lose everything.
Whoever made this image, I can assure you, it is NOT funny in the slightest and I have reported you to the
@SECGov
🤝
Unfortunately, a great man has been wrongfully imprisoned today.
He ‘stole’ cryptocurrencies, but how can you steal something that has no value?🤷♂️
That is like ‘stealing’ air.
Once he’s out, I’ll help him to regain his fortune by investing in solid dividend stock plays 🤝
#bitcoin
has now dropped below its all time high. 📉
This means that everyone that has ever bought bitcoin is now in a loss! 😳😬
Why do people keep falling for this scam? 🤔
A person I have known for more than ten years, who I consider trustworthy, is convinced the cryptocurrency economy will shortly experience a systemic risk. I don’t know anything concrete, but if I were exposed, I would be concerned.
@litcapital
They cannot replicate the returns we get consistently. If you cannot consistently generate good returns, the market will take all your gains away in no time.
$CFA
You ‘crypto’ bros really thought you recreated the financial system.
But when I look at the ‘assets’ in your ‘wallets’, this is all that can be found 🤔
Elon was so impressed with the 7% annual returns I achieved for him, that he renamed his yacht ‘Tradfibrocfa’.
He would, in fact, be completely broke without my guidance. 🙌
He now never takes off the gilet, even while swimming. 🤝
I like to stay humble at parties.
Imagine they knew that I’m worth $100k yielding 5% annually 🤝
I would get ‘all the babes’, but who needs babes when you can buy index funds?
‘You all paid good money to be here. You paid $8,000 to be at the S&P-500 masterclass.
I’m telling you to ALL BUY THE S&P-500 and hold your fucking bags’
Lunch with my crew, talking bond spreads, interest rates and crypto regulation. 🤝
Packed lunch today to save money so we can buy more index funds. Yum yum 🥪
I asked the team who created the scam coin ‘$CFA’ for a copy of their white paper, to see what their expected revenues and cash-flows would be.
They just sent me this.
Little known fact:
Donald Trump made his fortune by investing in high-yield dividend stocks and index funds, on my financial advice.
Here he is wearing one of my custom gilets back in the day 🤝
The bank of Japan has just raised interest rates for the first time in 17 years.
This is why alternative dog tokens are currently experiencing a systemic collapse.
Time to take off the hat and rotate into gilets 🤝
First they ignore you,
Then they laugh at you,
Then they fight you,
Then they sell all their memecoins and buy a diversified basket of dividend stocks and high-yield corporate bonds 🤝
Someone needs to shut this site DOWN
@coingecko
They keep listing these scam coins that are 100% going to ZERO, please be safe out there and don't fall for these traps
Always consult your $CFA and don't believe everything your read on the internet
$CFA
Cardano seems to be one of the few crypto projects that has real users and a solid roadmap.
I would also include ripple in the projects that actually have some potential.
However I still think dividend stocks will outperform all crypto currencies, so I am staying out 🤝
Hear me out:
Crypto-staking, except staking US Dollars $ via treasury bills earning 6% annually instead.
Now there’s a ‘web 3’ product I can get behind 🤝
@BanklessHQ
Blockchain is interesting, but not crypto.
Investing in these scams will not work out. It’s not too late to sell and load up on dividend stocks 🤝
Whoever did this I am NOT impressed!
I want to iterate that I have NO affiliations with any of these bogus ‘memecoins’, especially the one that stole my identity!
Gensler is hot on the case and will find the culprits 🤝
He's only gone and done it
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@MrOverpaid
has started his first Gold Masterclass in which he goes over the utility and returns of the commodity
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Who did this?
I swear to God, if one of you "memecoin bros" tries to turn me into a meme again I will contact the SEC and FBI and rain hell fire down on you
I'm a licensed $CFA, show me the respect I deserve
That Friday feeling when you walk out of the
@patagonia
store with your fresh new gilet
Doesn't matter what day of the week it is, every day is Friday down at the
@patagonia
store
The gilet stays on
$CFA
When your friend tells you he just aped $5k into a memecoin called dogwifhat instead of investing in the Fortune 500 blue chip stock you told him about
At the bar after work discussing a derivative arb trade opportunity, and one of the Junior Analysts interns offered me a line.
But he didn’t tell me it was fucking KETAMINE.
WTF HAS HAPPENED TO ME
Help.
Me and the crew are caffeinated, moisturised and ready to smash another office Saturday 👊
Working weekends gets you ahead, and is why I will be able to retire early at 55.
Let’s get it! 🤝
The best investor of all time avoided cryptocurrencies for his entire life!
He knew ‘crypto’ underperforms a well-diversified 60/40 portfolio in the long run.
If he never bought crypto when he was young, why would you?
Lesson in there 🤝
All ’memecoins’ will have a parabolic dive towards $0 imminently.
They have no earnings, so when you apply a DCF model to them, you get a value of exactly zero.
It’s simply math, that nobody wants to talk about.
The moment I bought $WIF it skyrocketed. EVERYTHING I share on my time line goes up!
Even my pet names go to infinity. 🤷♂️
There’s really no explanation except that I’m the best trader to ever do it. 🤝
@danielgothits
Ok you have completely lost it now!
Stocks create CASHFLOW which can distributed as dividends or buy backs.
Meme coins create cashflow from your pocket to a scammer’s pocket, but you probably deserve that ✋🎤
My wealth building journey has accelerated immensely in year 11.
Most people won't put a decade of work in though to see what it can become.
It is too slow for them.
But for my people out there paying attention, keep at it.
2% gains so far this year, and counting!
My wealth building journey has accelerated immensely in year 11.
Most people won't put a decade of work in though to see what it can become.
It is too slow for them.
But for my people out there paying attention, keep at it.
@Ashcryptoreal
Stick to stocks and bonds
My broker has never had too much congestion, his fees aren't too high and he's as fast as a 5 minute phone call
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$CFA
Are you a victim of memecoin abuse?
Has your addiction ruined your relationships with friends or family?
Have you been told by loved ones to “stop saying he has a hat”
Well, you’re in luck, because I’ve just started a support group to help individuals affected by memecoins,
So nice being in tradfi and not having to work weekends like crypto losers! 😂
Why doesn’t Satashi simply switch off the chain on the weekend and give you poor souls a break from losing money? 🤔
@brian_armstrong
Please stop with this nonsense, that cumulative % for Bitcoin won't look so fun when the music stops, at least the Gold, REITS and Bonds will still be green when your "Bitcoin" suddenly hits -98%
Trust your $CFA not some guy on Twitter