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TradfiBro - $CFA

4 months

Official Tradfi Bro Coin - $CFA Secure your path to an early retirement at 62 with my expert guidance! 🚀 Details for investing in the $CFA hedge fund COIN in the comments! 👇 Birdeye: Bob Analyst, CFA, CPA, ACA, NGMI, HFPS 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

It's in moments like these that I pride myself on sticking to my convictions Stocks & Bonds, Stocks & Bonds, Stocks & Bonds

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Someone has decided to use my image in a ‘memecoin’ on Solana. Don’t worry, I have contacted the SEC who will find these scammers and bring this ponzi to justice. Details if anyone can help track them down: Contract address: F1n2Tn7Eb9jTbSQiqy2Z7G4VTbkreHGQqcRKKmwZv726 The

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

🤝 🤝 🤝 TRADFI BRO MEME COMPETITION 🤝 🤝 🤝 WIN $500 of $CFA in prizes *This is financial advice For more details read below:

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

When I retire a millionaire at age 55, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Solana is going DOWN !!! @MrOverpaid

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Choose Dividends. Choose Index Funds. Choose rich. @allnick

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

Bob at the quarterly town hall announcing to all his investors about the 3.87% returns he made for made for them in Q1 $CFA

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Less than 30 days to the #bitcoin having. If you own 0.5btc, you will soon only have 0.25btc. Most people don’t realise this and are going to lose EVERYTHING.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

This is what peak performance looks like. 🤝

Bill Noble

@crypto_noble

5 months

$CFA Tokenize this.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Imagine paying $5,000 to get the advice of buying #bitcoin 😂 My course is only $8,000 but will teach sound financial decisions, like investing in treasuries and high yield dividend stocks 🤝

Hassan Haider

@MrOverpaid

5 months

BITCOIN IS ABOUT TO SKYROCKET

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

Goooood Morning!!! Who's got that Friday feeling, we all ready to smash the markets today? Gonna preach the good word of sensible investing from the $CFA institute of risk free investing

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

We were just mentioned on @CoinDesk Markets Daily by @crypto_noble ! If you haven't watched the full interview you can check it out here: $CFA #CFA

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Hi, I’m Bob Analyst CFA CPA ACA NGMI HFSP. I want to with share you a snippet from my brand new web page currently being developed. Here you can learn the secrets to how I’ve found so much success in my investing career! Tell me what you think 👇 ‘I want to help you master your

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

@MrOverpaid Looking forward to seeing you again cuz 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Trying to make a mockery of me and index fund investing will come back to bite you when you lose everything. Whoever made this image, I can assure you, it is NOT funny in the slightest and I have reported you to the @SECGov 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Going into 4/20 holding a well diversified basket of high-yield dividend stocks, treasury bonds and index funds 🤝

Ansem 🐂🀄️

@blknoiz06

5 months

going into 4/20 holding wif

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Unfortunately, a great man has been wrongfully imprisoned today. He ‘stole’ cryptocurrencies, but how can you steal something that has no value?🤷‍♂️ That is like ‘stealing’ air. Once he’s out, I’ll help him to regain his fortune by investing in solid dividend stock plays 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

#bitcoin has now dropped below its all time high. 📉 This means that everyone that has ever bought bitcoin is now in a loss! 😳😬 Why do people keep falling for this scam? 🤔

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

New drip, what do we think ladies? The new logo just oozes "I make 8-10% annual returns on my investments" The Gilet. Stays. On.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

I made 0.06% today, this is the power of compounding. Investing in cryptocurrencies has NEVER been profitable.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

Me, if I ever decided to invest in crypto...

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

This is crazy Arbitrum has real, verifiable cash flows WIF has a hat

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

A person I have known for more than ten years, who I consider trustworthy, is convinced the cryptocurrency economy will shortly experience a systemic risk. I don’t know anything concrete, but if I were exposed, I would be concerned.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

@litcapital They cannot replicate the returns we get consistently. If you cannot consistently generate good returns, the market will take all your gains away in no time. $CFA

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

You ‘crypto’ bros really thought you recreated the financial system. But when I look at the ‘assets’ in your ‘wallets’, this is all that can be found 🤔

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Elon was so impressed with the 7% annual returns I achieved for him, that he renamed his yacht ‘Tradfibrocfa’. He would, in fact, be completely broke without my guidance. 🙌 He now never takes off the gilet, even while swimming. 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Ansem ‘wif’ gilet. Only a matter of time until I convince this man to create a diversified portfolio of dividend stocks and index funds.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

I like to stay humble at parties. Imagine they knew that I’m worth $100k yielding 5% annually 🤝 I would get ‘all the babes’, but who needs babes when you can buy index funds?

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

‘You all paid good money to be here. You paid $8,000 to be at the S&P-500 masterclass. I’m telling you to ALL BUY THE S&P-500 and hold your fucking bags’

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

When that sweet, sweet $7 dividend check hits 😎

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Gilet stays on.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

Me leaving the crypto convention after I told them to invest in stocks rather than dog coins...

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Who you got? 🤔👇 @ksicrypto v @blknoiz06

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

The armour for all-out war (in the order books). Tradfi Bros Undefeated 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Lunch with my crew, talking bond spreads, interest rates and crypto regulation. 🤝 Packed lunch today to save money so we can buy more index funds. Yum yum 🥪

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

Me fighting off all the haters who keep telling me to invest in crypto

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

I asked the team who created the scam coin ‘$CFA’ for a copy of their white paper, to see what their expected revenues and cash-flows would be. They just sent me this.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Little known fact: Donald Trump made his fortune by investing in high-yield dividend stocks and index funds, on my financial advice. Here he is wearing one of my custom gilets back in the day 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

This could be you when you’re 55 😎

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

The bank of Japan has just raised interest rates for the first time in 17 years. This is why alternative dog tokens are currently experiencing a systemic collapse. Time to take off the hat and rotate into gilets 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

GM

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

First they ignore you, Then they laugh at you, Then they fight you, Then they sell all their memecoins and buy a diversified basket of dividend stocks and high-yield corporate bonds 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

When that 0.56% quarterly dividend yield finally hits your bank account $CFA

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

The most bullish chart in history and you’re still fading the US Dollar $? It’s literally up only.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Someone needs to shut this site DOWN @coingecko They keep listing these scam coins that are 100% going to ZERO, please be safe out there and don't fall for these traps Always consult your $CFA and don't believe everything your read on the internet $CFA

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Cardano seems to be one of the few crypto projects that has real users and a solid roadmap. I would also include ripple in the projects that actually have some potential. However I still think dividend stocks will outperform all crypto currencies, so I am staying out 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

They call me bond, treasury bond 🔫

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Hear me out: Crypto-staking, except staking US Dollars $ via treasury bills earning 6% annually instead. Now there’s a ‘web 3’ product I can get behind 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

3 months

$GME down 35% on the day 🤝🤝🤝 It's not always about making money, it's about sending the message that Wall Street ALWAYS wins

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

Tradfi Bro just hired a new analyst. Put your hands together to welcome... NASDAQ NANCY, Analyst. $CFA

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

@BanklessHQ Blockchain is interesting, but not crypto. Investing in these scams will not work out. It’s not too late to sell and load up on dividend stocks 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Whoever did this I am NOT impressed! I want to iterate that I have NO affiliations with any of these bogus ‘memecoins’, especially the one that stole my identity! Gensler is hot on the case and will find the culprits 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

He's only gone and done it Our cousin @MrOverpaid has started his first Gold Masterclass in which he goes over the utility and returns of the commodity You can join too for the low low price of just $10k!!! Sign up today!

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

@JSeyff @JSeyff Hit me up so we can grab a coffee and discuss the impact of the FOMC meeting on global markets. $CFA

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

When you know how to say the right things to make her happy

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

Gold up 1%, crypto down 1%. 🥳 I run this cubicle farm now! 🤝👑

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Who did this? I swear to God, if one of you "memecoin bros" tries to turn me into a meme again I will contact the SEC and FBI and rain hell fire down on you I'm a licensed $CFA, show me the respect I deserve

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

That Friday feeling when you walk out of the @patagonia store with your fresh new gilet Doesn't matter what day of the week it is, every day is Friday down at the @patagonia store The gilet stays on $CFA

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

The new logo for my financial services firm. It reminds me of something I love deeply, but I can’t put my finger on it.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Since #memecoins seems to be the craziest narrative right now, here are my price targets for the top memecoins! 1: $DOGE - 0x 2: $SHIB - 0x 3: $PEPE - 0x 4: $WIF - 0x 5: $BONK - 0x 6: $FLOKI - 0x 7: $BOME - 0x 8: $MEME - 0x 9: $BRETT - 0x 10: $WEN - 0x 11: $MOG - 0x 12: $COQ -

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Gilet stays on. You know how I roll 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

On a mission to put a gilet onto everyone. $CFA @crypto_noble

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Hardest decision I make every single day.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

I don't deal in drugs... I deal in sensible investments

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

When your friend tells you he just aped $5k into a memecoin called dogwifhat instead of investing in the Fortune 500 blue chip stock you told him about

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

3 months

Me and the tradfi bros looking for $NORMIE ’s entire market cap. $CFA

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

These are my top 10 crypto coins for this bull cycle: 1)

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

At the bar after work discussing a derivative arb trade opportunity, and one of the Junior Analysts interns offered me a line. But he didn’t tell me it was fucking KETAMINE. WTF HAS HAPPENED TO ME Help.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Me and the crew are caffeinated, moisturised and ready to smash another office Saturday 👊 Working weekends gets you ahead, and is why I will be able to retire early at 55. Let’s get it! 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Day out to the Patagonia store with my son 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

My wife is so supportive of my investing She never tells me to "touch grass" like all those crypto bro's girlfriends do...

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

1) What

Mr. Frog, (Road to Redemption Arc)

@TheMisterFrog

5 months

Good morning Niggaverse enjoyers. Current status of my niggafolio. HIGHER.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

THIS IS WALLSTREET! ! ! 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

The best investor of all time avoided cryptocurrencies for his entire life! He knew ‘crypto’ underperforms a well-diversified 60/40 portfolio in the long run. If he never bought crypto when he was young, why would you? Lesson in there 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

This is 6 months of dividend income WIPED OUT in a single day! This is why I would never touch #bitcoin

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

All ’memecoins’ will have a parabolic dive towards $0 imminently. They have no earnings, so when you apply a DCF model to them, you get a value of exactly zero. It’s simply math, that nobody wants to talk about.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

@IcedKnife it's that time again bidding the fuck out of the best high yield treasury bonds

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

The moment I bought $WIF it skyrocketed. EVERYTHING I share on my time line goes up! Even my pet names go to infinity. 🤷‍♂️ There’s really no explanation except that I’m the best trader to ever do it. 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

@danielgothits Ok you have completely lost it now! Stocks create CASHFLOW which can distributed as dividends or buy backs. Meme coins create cashflow from your pocket to a scammer’s pocket, but you probably deserve that ✋🎤

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

My wealth building journey has accelerated immensely in year 11. Most people won't put a decade of work in though to see what it can become. It is too slow for them. But for my people out there paying attention, keep at it. 2% gains so far this year, and counting!

Brennan Schlagbaum, CPA

@Budgetdog_

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My wealth building journey has accelerated immensely in year 11. Most people won't put a decade of work in though to see what it can become. It is too slow for them. But for my people out there paying attention, keep at it.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

@Ashcryptoreal Stick to stocks and bonds My broker has never had too much congestion, his fees aren't too high and he's as fast as a 5 minute phone call $CFA

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

In just ONE month! 😲 🚀🚀🚀🤑

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Tholana is a scam!! Buy microthoft thock instead, trust me, I’m a profethional 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

It's OFFICIAL. ANSEM ( @blknoiz06 ) TAKES ON KOOK ( @KookCapitalLLC ). Get your tickets now at Terms and conditions apply. No refunds will be handed out even if boxing match ends in 5 minutes. $CFA

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️ Perfect day to scoop up some new ‘drip’ and research some dividend stock opportunities 😀

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

New Hand Drawn Twitter Banner 😎

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Took 2 minutes of annual leave to watch the solar eclipse. Still longer than it takes to lose everything once you invest in crypto 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

@CryptoCurb Hello, you called? We should meet up over coffee to discuss the forecast of $TLT and government T-bills, I'm super bullish on them

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

It falls another 100% 📉 Byeeeee 👋

Sistine Research

@sistineresearch

5 months

What happens when a memecoin recovers from an 80% correction?

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

Are you a victim of memecoin abuse? Has your addiction ruined your relationships with friends or family? Have you been told by loved ones to “stop saying he has a hat” Well, you’re in luck, because I’ve just started a support group to help individuals affected by memecoins,

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

So nice being in tradfi and not having to work weekends like crypto losers! 😂 Why doesn’t Satashi simply switch off the chain on the weekend and give you poor souls a break from losing money? 🤔

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

Let me know if you crypto bros need help filling this in. 🤝 I know reading can be difficult for some for you

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

4 months

The market is looking weak. A 15%-25% shakeout seems likely.

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

I love making like-minded friends on LinkedIn 🤝 WGMI @Budgetdog_

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

@invest_answers it’s high time to put on the gilet, sell your Solami coins and build a well diversified 60/40 portfolio 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

The greatest ‘meme coin’ ever created is the US Dollar. 💵 It literally has never gone down in price! I’m ‘aping’ in. 🤝

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

$CFA

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TradfiBro - $CFA

@tradfibrocfa

5 months

@brian_armstrong Please stop with this nonsense, that cumulative % for Bitcoin won't look so fun when the music stops, at least the Gold, REITS and Bonds will still be green when your "Bitcoin" suddenly hits -98% Trust your $CFA not some guy on Twitter

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