Traci Gardner @traci87 Twitter profile

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Traci Gardner

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2 years

When you have a child, it’s your life for theirs. Never the other way around.

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2 years

I’ve been married 12 years today! It’s been super decent.

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3 years

My husband is buying a chicken coop tomorrow. I know no thing about chickens. Not one thing.

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5 months

Men are commanded to love their wives.

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8 months

My husband is very masculine. Guess how many times a week he tells me or anyone else exactly how masculine he is.

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3 years

I vowed not to take my phone into my room during bedtime, so now I’m sitting on the kitchen floor past my bedtime eating vanilla wafers and twittering. It all starts with self-discipline.

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2 months

Cannot tag sheep in this. Cannot fire up the black stone in this. Cannot mow the lawn in this. Cannot take stressors off my husband’s plate in this. Stop it.

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2 months

If you are a Christian woman in the year 2024 you should be making a concerted effort to dress as ladylike as possible. As our culture embraces ugliness and androgyny, true Christian community should shine with beautifully modest feminine glory.

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2 years

Salvation belongs to the Lord… and so does sanctification.

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10 months

First time

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2 years

I hope these homeschool haircuts I give my son are building his character.

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3 years

Alright twitter friends, I’m having my head examined via MRI tomorrow. I’d avoid it completely, but they’re ruling out a genetic disorder that could affect my kids. Can you pray I don’t freak out in the thingy and that my results are “unremarkable”?

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3 years

I got my official “homeschool mom shoes”. I can teach math, meet at the playground, grocery shop, and cross a creek without changing my footwear. Idk how I made it 5 years without them.

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2 years

My husband made a bookshelf out of the old kitchen window in the master bedroom he added to our house 😍

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1 year

I’m getting mixed reactions when I say my husband got me a vacuum cleaner for my birthday. I was very pleased.

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3 years

Homeschool carnage. They’ve been catechized, memorized scripture, learned which centuries Hinduism and Buddhism were developed and listened to Pilgrim’s progress.

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3 years

My non-Calvinist husband asked me to send him “that anxiety” podcast I’m listening to and then he finished it before me. @podcast_just @D_B_Harrison @VirgilWlkrOMAHA

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3 years

I accidentally spent $300 on books last month, and my husband has said something about not doing that again and addiction.

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3 years

I think thriftbooks sent me a signed copy 😳

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2 years

Starting with a friend this week 😍

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3 years

@hectorlecturer @MattWalshBlog That’s a good point. Why do they want the term?

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2 years

My husband wouldn’t pass my 10 yo the Worcestershire sauce until she pronounced it.

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11 months

I chose neither strength nor beauty today.

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1 year

Do you have a twitter buddy that could tell you to take down a tweet, and you’d trust their judgment enough to do it real quick like?

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2 years

My son is making bookmarks and selling them to my husband.

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3 years

All three of my kids have pretty relentless coughs and my husband called the constant noise “ca-cough-any” and I need to report that here.

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2 years

There are Gardners and there are Bumgardners. We are not the same.

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14 days

Anyone else willing to admit they once thought they knew everything, but mercifully learned through the years they know less than 1%?

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3 years

Ya’ll, two dogs got into our pasture and killed two goats and a sheep. I didn’t need any help in making observations about what happens when shepherds don’t protect flocks.

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2 years

So many narcissists walking around sharing the nothingness in their hearts and expecting it to bless people.

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2 years

“The Bible doesn’t attempt to prove or defend God. He is not the one on trial.”

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3 years

My husband just shot his first deer. This is surely a greeting card occasion.

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2 months

I love being their momma

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2 years

I told him to wipe the table.

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Traci Gardner

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3 years

I’m going to say this once and then never again. I’ll probably delete this later, but I’ll confess for now… I have enough books.

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3 years

“There is more mercy in Christ than sin in us.” Richard Sibbes

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3 years

Husband built me a shoe rack, but I think I’ll throw my shoes away and use them for books.

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3 years

Interruptions in homeschooling include things like my 4 yo saying “when I toot like that my underwear gets saggy.” 😖

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Traci Gardner

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2 years

Enjoy this picture of some chickens perched on a sheep.

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2 years

It is not true just because it made you cry.

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3 months

I don’t want to make anyone jealous, but my husband lets me study hermeneutics as long as my chores are finished.

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5 months

My husband doesn’t want me submitting to other men.

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Traci Gardner

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3 years

@westerninfidel I’ve seen/experienced this a lot. It almost seems like a rebound from the fake perfection on SM though. There’s a place in between faux perfection and misery loving company. Motherhood is hard. We can say that. Motherhood is a blessing. We ought to say that too.

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3 years

I found the results of my brain MRI online (no one called me) and it’s “unremarkable” 😁

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Traci Gardner

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1 year

Have you ever become an unfan of someone you were a fan of due to twitter?

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Traci Gardner

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2 years

Mines

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Traci Gardner

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2 years

Hashtag homestead hashtag livin’ the dream hashtag new lamb

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Traci Gardner

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3 years

My dad snapped this candid pic yesterday. He said it looks like a posed album cover 🙃

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Traci Gardner

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2 years

Totally worth it.

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Traci Gardner

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1 year

@Kdubtru I mean how loud can you be about how quiet you are?

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Traci Gardner

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9 months

@D_B_Harrison This sounds so much like MLJ’s Spiritual Depression. The inability to appropriate grace incapacitates Christians.

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10 months

I love having daughters.

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5 months

14 years ago I married him solely based on his looks. Nothing has changed.

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10 months

We misappropriated hard.

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Traci Gardner

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3 years

Y’all my husband kept his hands on my legs, so I could feel that I wasn’t all the way in the MRI machine and yelled encouragement over the noise to calm me down. Cultivated indeed 😭

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Traci Gardner

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2 years

Small town OK 😍

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2 years

My family and my mother in-law’s lawn ornaments.

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Traci Gardner

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6 months

One of the best things I’ve done for my marriage is to not catch extra biblical convictions from twitter.

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Traci Gardner

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2 years

I was giving my children a nice lecture while wearing a hoody and sunglasses. I accidentally rhymed and now they think I’m a rapper. This is a big parenting win for me as I am not very cool.

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Traci Gardner

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3 months

Christ isn’t mad that you cost so much. He’s not waiting for you to be worth the price. He’s pleased for you to rest in His perfect work on your behalf.

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Traci Gardner

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3 years

@D_B_Harrison Consult the dark on how to be light? Logic doesn’t live there.

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2 years

My 9yo didn’t think I could carry her on my hip. I can.

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2 years

Their battle cry is “NUANCE!” because their captain is not Christ.

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2 years

@ostrachan And none of us can swim as fast as that one dude.

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Traci Gardner

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3 years

@JeremyTate41 It has been the joy of my life to redeem my modern education by teaching my children classically. I am learning so much!

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3 months

If the Lord is pleased with Christ, He is pleased with those who are in Christ.

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2 months

@KimmieClag79 Cone hats or you’re not Christian

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Traci Gardner

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1 year

I’m 36 tomorrow. Will I be saying I’m mid or late 30’s???

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Traci Gardner

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10 months

I have the most fall view ever.

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Traci Gardner

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5 months

An anniversary miracle! He smiles after a liter!

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3 months

Take theology seriously, but yourself not so much.

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1 year

I really love being his wife.

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Traci Gardner

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4 months

Why is he so weird?

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Traci Gardner

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5 months

My brother invited him to a group trip to a haunted house. That night I told my friend I’d be marrying him and having his babies. I was 22 and he was 33 when we married 14 years ago.

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Traci Gardner

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6 months

My husband’s T is so high that he understands what a podcast is and how it’s not a pulpit.

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Traci Gardner

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2 months

@farmingandJesus Six times?! Is this her world and the rest of us just get to live in it?

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2 years

What’s the most frugal thing you do? I wanna know.

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Traci Gardner

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3 years

The hubs is starting his mental decline a little earlier than anticipated.

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Traci Gardner

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1 year

Let’s just see if I can’t get more smarter.

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Traci Gardner

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2 years

12th anniversary weekend starting with German fare!

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Traci Gardner

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3 years

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Traci Gardner

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2 years

@david_bumg Something is very wrong here. Whoever told you that this was ok was wrong. Repent and pull it. It hasn’t accomplished what you hoped and your motives are clear despite your efforts to claim they are pure. You’ve made an awful display.

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Traci Gardner

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3 years

At @G3Conference with a dear friend!