In 2024 I would like to:
- go to Meow Wolf in Vegas
- do a burnout in a cool car
- paint/draw a picture I'm proud of
- high five
@Profgampo
- sit front row at an
@AEW
show
- do a massive fundraiser for cancer research
- 100% a video game
- buy a good looking suit
- feed people
Uh, hi! This is getting popular, if you want to be extra cool you can shoot a little kibble money to my favorite local organization, the Nebraska Humane Society, so young Turkey Sandwich may eat
Donate here:
I’m sobbing rn. I stayed away from twitter for two weeks waiting to actually watch the
@MASTERCHEFonFOX
finale and MY DUDE.
@chefgerron
I’ve never backed an underdog in a competition from day 1 who finished on top. Absolute inspiration.
#RememberTheArgyle
My Dad’s Twitter:
• 12 follows- family,
@MeanStreetsOMA
and an electrical company
• 3 followers
• sole tweet is an Arnold Schwarzenegger retweet from two years ago
You better believe I followed him
@markcamenzind
@NEHumaneSociety
We need Air Bud 8: The Airlection
Air Bud 9: The Electoral Pawledge
Air Bud 10: Four More Years (Of Air Bud)
Air Bud 11: Stop The Steal(ing of my tennis ball)
Air Bud 12: Hail To The Treats
Air Bud 13: Pawtergate
Hi. I'm struggling with working full time while covering bills and rent and groceries, all whle undergoing chemotherapy for my spreading colon cancer. Please hear my story.
It's the two year anniversary of me dying for a bit and being resuscitated by an incredibly talented surgical team, the consent of my parents to save the life I had given up on, and a certain list of people who have helped me remember that my second life is worth it. Thanks y'all
It's crazy what happens to your mental health when you meet someone who doesn't want you to try to be anyone but yourself
Anyway I'm dancing eating a hot pocket how are you
I shot this while coming off of anesthesia the other day. Kendra wanted to make my first solid meal in a day something memorable so she cooked me a skirt steak quesadilla and it was perfect. I still don't believe I deserve this love but I'm not in the market to question it. 🖤
Yo.
@AnthonyOgogo
thank you for portraying
@SwoleWorld
as a badass despite invisible illness. So many of us Crohn's sufferers are treated like dainty flowers and it's annoying af
In my decade of fantasy booking pro wrestling matches I couldn't have come up with such an amazing storyline as the one I get to have with
@_kendrawhittle_
. Thank you bb. 🖤
I got a new murse but all it carries is an IV pump. Let's get curative on this shit.
Bonus photo of
@_kendrawhittle_
being stunning while I hold the pee machine
Police have shut down four open businesses with customers so one lone friend of Jake Gardner's can leave flowers while GI Joes in training stare protected in the parking garage.
Goddamn I needed a night to get out of my broken shell. Still sad. Still fighting. But I know a few folks have my best interests in mind. Tonight I am content. 🖤
If there's any way any of y'all would like to help us pay rent, buy food for the toddler, or just allow us to afford a quick night out, here's the links.
Ven mo:
@tourdefranz
PayPal:
After four years and thousands of readings I finally landed a perfect BP. It's like pulling a first edition Charizard but instead of rich I'm just chronically ill