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@tourdefranz
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9 months
In 2024 I would like to: - go to Meow Wolf in Vegas - do a burnout in a cool car - paint/draw a picture I'm proud of - high five @Profgampo - sit front row at an @AEW show - do a massive fundraiser for cancer research - 100% a video game - buy a good looking suit - feed people
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
NEW CRAB JUST DROPPED
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
Uh, hi! This is getting popular, if you want to be extra cool you can shoot a little kibble money to my favorite local organization, the Nebraska Humane Society, so young Turkey Sandwich may eat Donate here:
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
And if you want to help realize my dream of flying to Australia to meet the furry crab it's Here is a rotund fella for your troubles
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
@RobocopFacts @johnvvariety RoboCop fact: Mike Meyers never played RoboCop.
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4 years
@Pink_Putty @AustinCreedWins @MmmGorgeous Finna* regret telling him that by Monday
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2 years
@_poutmouth Have you tried
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2 years
@shann_kg @awomanskwarned @cwm12900 I got an extra batch of fries ready if you're hungry
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
When she sends you classy nudes
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
Y'all last time I heard so much about cancer season I met my oncologist
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
I lived bitches
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2 years
I lived bitches
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2 years
@nilaRdivaD @lolennui I like this theory that Gritty is hatched from an egg and will someday bloom into a flying eldritch monster
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@tourdefranz
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6 years
I’m sobbing rn. I stayed away from twitter for two weeks waiting to actually watch the @MASTERCHEFonFOX finale and MY DUDE. @chefgerron I’ve never backed an underdog in a competition from day 1 who finished on top. Absolute inspiration. #RememberTheArgyle
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@tourdefranz
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7 years
My Dad’s Twitter: • 12 follows- family, @MeanStreetsOMA and an electrical company • 3 followers • sole tweet is an Arnold Schwarzenegger retweet from two years ago You better believe I followed him
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
Day 1 of asking @JeppsonsMalort to sponsor @kingbootyswagga
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2 years
@WixHelp @alluux_ "stop dunking on us in public, meanie"
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@tourdefranz
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3 years
Big Swole is still my got damn hero @SwoleWorld
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TDE Wrestling
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
Mop chopped. New glasses tomorrow. Feeling unstoppable, now I just gotta figure out what I'm not going to be stopped at
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
EVERYBODY STAY CALM WE HAVE FULL BLEP
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@tourdefranz
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10 months
I lived, bitch
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
Must be a really special person who can get me to love snow
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2 years
@AdamBurnArt Just let it live
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2 years
@markcamenzind @NEHumaneSociety We need Air Bud 8: The Airlection Air Bud 9: The Electoral Pawledge Air Bud 10: Four More Years (Of Air Bud) Air Bud 11: Stop The Steal(ing of my tennis ball) Air Bud 12: Hail To The Treats Air Bud 13: Pawtergate
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2 years
Day 27 of asking @JeppsonsMalort to sponsor @kingbootyswagga
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2 years
Day 26 of asking @JeppsonsMalort to sponsor @kingbootyswagga
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
. #KingMalortSentMe to say @JeppsonsMalort should be distributed nationwide. @kingbootyswagga
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@tourdefranz
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1 year
Hi. I'm struggling with working full time while covering bills and rent and groceries, all whle undergoing chemotherapy for my spreading colon cancer. Please hear my story.
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@tourdefranz
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4 years
@PrideOfDetroit This is Jewel knowing what happens when the Lions lead by 10 in the first quarter.
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2 years
I don't know if there's a better picture of us
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2 years
@dogmeatsfood I thought I'd be bothering you if I did it every time. But my dog passed last month so I'll just add a few classics here
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3 years
Why are the Looney Tunes in a colon
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@tourdefranz
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8 years
#OmahaProTip Your shareholder badge doesn't make you exempt from being in a queue. Nor from tipping. Take it off.
@MeanStreetsOMA
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Locals, feel free to share your #OmahaProTip for our #BRK2016 guests.
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
BIG NEWS
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2 years
"Slut era," he whispers, picking up the fancier instant ramen packet.
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@tourdefranz
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3 years
It's the two year anniversary of me dying for a bit and being resuscitated by an incredibly talented surgical team, the consent of my parents to save the life I had given up on, and a certain list of people who have helped me remember that my second life is worth it. Thanks y'all
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@tourdefranz
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1 year
Look at this animated proof that ⁦ @JPWARHORSE ⁩ RULES ASS
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
Jewel's gone.
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@tourdefranz
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11 months
Don't speak to me or my emotional support quart of eggdrop soup
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@tourdefranz
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3 years
Friends: "What do you watch on Twitch?" Me: "Oh just the usual"
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
Look at my dog, my dog is amazing.
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1 year
brb shooting a movie
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2 years
Throwback to this amazing portrait of Jewel from @SpongeyAstro , now I basically have to get it tattooed
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2 years
It's crazy what happens to your mental health when you meet someone who doesn't want you to try to be anyone but yourself Anyway I'm dancing eating a hot pocket how are you
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2 years
@SyamaMishra @Tamaaya68k RIP Fluffy, you were too tasty for this world
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2 years
Son of a... Welp guess I stream now
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@tourdefranz
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1 year
@whotfisjovana Do you have to
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
I just really like this picture I took
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@tourdefranz
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8 years
@MeanStreetsOMA AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
I'm just gonna quote this because this is the best picture of me ever taken
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Got to finally meet @tourdefranz and have some Korean BBQ and soju! What an awesome time!
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2 years
Bartenders should keep a spray bottle for annoying customers
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@tourdefranz
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8 years
@MeanStreetsOMA First round's on me at Sullivan's for any PD/FD leaving UNMC. I'm the sad looking guy watching COPS at the end of the bar
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@tourdefranz
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1 year
I shot this while coming off of anesthesia the other day. Kendra wanted to make my first solid meal in a day something memorable so she cooked me a skirt steak quesadilla and it was perfect. I still don't believe I deserve this love but I'm not in the market to question it. 🖤
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2 years
Dingdong
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@tourdefranz
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9 years
Seriously proud of the 40+ people who took my advice and got a free 1st @lyft tonight instead of paying thousands for DUIs. @MeanStreetsOMA
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@tourdefranz
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8 years
The only male privilege I'll ever claim is the ability to easily pee on grassy areas.
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@tourdefranz
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4 years
Yo. @AnthonyOgogo thank you for portraying @SwoleWorld as a badass despite invisible illness. So many of us Crohn's sufferers are treated like dainty flowers and it's annoying af
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
Lately I've been real happy here's a couple reasons why
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ok
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@tourdefranz
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1 year
First father's day / amazing Sunday
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2 years
Congratulations to @HamNCheddar for opening his first brick and mortar store
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1 year
@NebraskaMegan How dare they threaten this nation by forcefully putting their hands together repeatedly
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1 year
Chika is the most entertaining person on this website @oranicuhh for more details
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
In my decade of fantasy booking pro wrestling matches I couldn't have come up with such an amazing storyline as the one I get to have with @_kendrawhittle_ . Thank you bb. 🖤
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
I got a new murse but all it carries is an IV pump. Let's get curative on this shit. Bonus photo of @_kendrawhittle_ being stunning while I hold the pee machine
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
Before and after my head is like 4 pounds lighter and I still smell farts when I take selfies
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@tourdefranz
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4 years
Police have shut down four open businesses with customers so one lone friend of Jake Gardner's can leave flowers while GI Joes in training stare protected in the parking garage.
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2 years
Chili's connoisseurs 🌶
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3 years
If you're reading this I appreciate you ❤️ Nothing's wrong just love y'all
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@tourdefranz
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1 year
Goddamn I needed a night to get out of my broken shell. Still sad. Still fighting. But I know a few folks have my best interests in mind. Tonight I am content. 🖤
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
I miss the old @PaymoneyWubby . The Boyz II Men Wubby.
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@marqmanner Its only bad luck if you didn't hit him.
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9 months
- Go fishing
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@tourdefranz
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1 year
If there's any way any of y'all would like to help us pay rent, buy food for the toddler, or just allow us to afford a quick night out, here's the links. Ven mo: @tourdefranz PayPal:
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@tourdefranz
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8 years
Lah dee dah, my name's @joelschafer , my video's been on TV for the past 5 minutes...
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1 year
After four years and thousands of readings I finally landed a perfect BP. It's like pulling a first edition Charizard but instead of rich I'm just chronically ill
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2 years
@marqmanner "How is your car so small? How does it stay upright with only two wheels? What liberal witchcraft is this?!"
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3 years
"I like Burrito Envy" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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2 years
Now that's customer service you can only get from @HamNCheddar
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1 year
Despite nearly falling asleep in public earlier I dug up some energy to grill some tasty treats with which I will treat myself
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2 years
69° on 6/9 at 6:09
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2 years
pp
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
Life kept me from going to Twitchcon but @thesoftgarbage and @AlecRichter3D made sure I was there in spirit 🥹🥹🥹
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@tourdefranz
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2 years
My girlfriend won Christmas tonight, post perfect cat names in the replies
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