i’ve got the sexiest image in my head of jack rackham panting, shining with sweat, pupils blown
and izzy on top of him, completely unaffected and bitching about ed
tom: (forehead pressed to greg’s) i’ll see u at lunch greggy bear- don’t forget abt me while i’m gone :(((
greg: (sloppy kiss) ofc tommy, i’ll be right around the corner
gerri:
(later at gerri’s)
roman: hey ger r u ok? you’ve been rlly quiet
gerri: i think i want to quit.
kendall goes to college and has to do his laundry for the first time and stewy just watches as kendall mistakes the dryer for the washing machine. stewy goes no dude you’re a fucking idiot. you need detergent i think. and then confidently pours detergent into the dryer.
showed this to my roommate and they said armand gets so upset that he leaves a little pile of dust for daniel to wake up to so daniel feels bad and thinks he burned away …
need an “only one bed” armandiel fic where armands like oh no 🥰 … only one coffin at sunrise 🥰 … whatever shall we do 🥰 … and daniel goes “you’re immune to the sun” and slams the lid shut behind him
why does no one talk about kendall’s reaction to naomi giving him the watch. like yea it was extremely impersonal gift and he was in the midst of self destructing but the way he reacted to it was so funny. “im trying to get inside your head to see why you gave me this.” SHUT UP.
i just think jack would be such a sap on his and izzy’s wedding day—like even more so
he covers his eyes whenever izzy enters bc he “can’t see his bride (bad luck)”
izzy thinks that it’s stupid but also loves how dedicated to it jack is
first time he sees him? tears.
i can’t believe they’re like coordinated who’s idea do u think it was do u think greg went to the same tailor and showed up like that and tom was like well one of us has to change! and then retreated back to his wife because what the fuck what the fuck
greg’s like “um maybe we can like uh hyphen it? hirsch-wambsgans? haha” and tom’s seething. he’s gripping the chair with both of his hands. He’s ripping through the fabric with his nails. he’s like. okay. greg. maybe. i’ll think about. haha.
what do ppl who don’t like tomgreg do during the scenes where tom and greg r blatantly flirting do they just stare at the screen with their fists clenched