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Fútbol Argentino. Featured on @TheCopaClub , @WorldFootballi and @BTLvid .

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2 years
Look at the gulf in quality. Tears.
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Chose a photo from almost eight years ago to not upload one with a PSG kit. Love it.
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All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
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Messi on IG 😢❤️🇧🇷
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Being culprit in a sex tape blackmail case is okay as long as a man gives off alpha male vibes for teenagers on twitter.
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We love Enzo and Mac Allister, but that doesn't mean we'd ever forget this trio in our lifetime.
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2 years
Remember this? 💨
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5 months
He promised. He delivered. That's a captain.
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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗩𝗙𝗖 𝗙𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗳𝘂𝗹 | 𝕏
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“I want to be in Europe with Villa, I won’t stop until I do” Emi Martinez via @AVFCOfficial 🗣 #avfc
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Hmmm.
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Nahuel Molina Lucero. ⚡
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3 years
Keep in mind, if Zidane ends up at PSG, he would be first ever 'former UCL winning manager' to coach Messi. Not a single one - be it in Barcelona or Argentina - has ever lifted the UCL trophy before managing Messi since he made his Barcelona senior team debut in 2004.
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So we did, Advait.
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@totoscrib They think this squad gon lift the WC😭
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9 months
Neymar out injured. Away at Bernabeu. Elbow to the face in the first half and constantly targeted with harsh fouls. Blood from his nose and played with a piece of cotton to stop it. Goal at the death that left the opponents on the floor. Unprecedented.
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What’s the biggest "I’m him" performance ever? 👀
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I bet you 100 bucks that either Cuti or Licha will tackle Mateta down in a PL fixture and post a photo of standing next to him as he's on the ground.
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La foto que publicó Mateta, el AUTOR del gol de Francia hoy, en Instagram. 😳🇫🇷
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This makes the sacrifice De Paul made all the more important. He was one of the best midfielders in Europe with the ball at his feet while he was in Italy, but he switched to a hardworking outlet who runs relentlessly to make up for Messi's lack of pressing in Argentina. King. 👑
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Free roaming is, in other words, hiding in plain sight. It asks for much more scanning/head turns from that particular player compared to his teammates, sudden burst of pace, and a supreme footballing brain. And in the history of this game, no one has mastered it like Messi did.
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Man's goal catalogue is so good that people often don't talk about this masterpiece. 🐐
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Another re-watch of the final, and on God, Lionel Messi's genius is unfathomable for humanity. Dropping between lines, creating overloads, finding the right space to link-up and run forward even though French players were marauding around him... It's just ethereal. Unprecedented.
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@AlbicelesteTalk @gastonedul This day just keeps on getting better.
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Not a conspiracy theory, but we all agree that Messi wouldn't have won everything he did with Argentina had he stayed in Barcelona, right? Going to PSG was a canon event.
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Happy 2.8, everyone 🙃
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Siempre Messi.
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Don't know who made this, but this is as beautiful as it gets. Thank you. And Peter Drury, an orator beyond comparisons in this game. This is soul-stirring. 🇦🇷 🐐
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3 years
Throw all the numbers you want to, post all the UCL KO matches' screenshots you want to, Lionel Messi is the absolute fucking greatest of all time.
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3 years
The jersey for Argentina's upcoming world cup qualifiers will have the emblem "Copa America champion 2021" embedded on it. 🏆 🇦🇷
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We are all Papu Gómez here.
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Cristian Romero showing affection towards people he loves:
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All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
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Romero and Mac Allister. The World Champions 🫶❤️
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Denial is one thing. Ignorance is another. Downplaying Lionel Messi's world cup into mere penalties may work as a good coping mechanism for some, but the magic he conjured, the passes he made, space he invented and dribbles he completed in a world cup at the age of 35 is godly.
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We have to talk about the Di Maria factor - it's about time. This is something I've been meaning to put into words for a while. The inclusion of Di Maria (who wasn't a regular for Saloni up until 2021) has changed the way Argentina play massively. A thread:
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Has there ever been a player who just keeps on inventing space by mere body feints for years? Lionel Messi's footballing complexity results from the simplest moves.
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Álvarez to Kepa when he tried to play mind games with him after spending over a month with Dibu.
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Official statement from FC Barcelona on Leo Messi's decision to play for Inter Miami
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The notion Messi's stint with PSG was bad itself shows the standard he has set for himself. In what world 67 goal involvements from 75 matches is a bad output?! A legacy too weighty can be consequential as well. The greatest.
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@AlbicelesteTalk We are the villains. Just embrace that fact.
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In Copa America, Finalissima and the World Cup, Lionel Messi was involved in 21 goals (11G+10A) from 15 games. Messi doesn't set the bar; he is the bar.
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10 months
Any excuse to post this ridiculous perfomance by Messi in Finalissima.
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All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
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🚨 JUST IN: The talks are ongoing between Argentina and Italy to play a friendly game in March in USA. Luciano Spaletti’s words after getting qualification for EURO 2024 was this: “I want to play challenging friendlies, the most difficult ones in March.” - And that’s what
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Romero gonna Romero.
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Not to exaggerate, but the mood before Copa America final was calmer than this.
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Emiliano Martínez saving Coutinho and Dudu's penalties in 2009 South American U-17 championship final. Always been his forte.
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Look at that smile. For whatever the reason, Messi doesn't hold a bit of grudge against Higuain. Heartwarming to see.
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Absolutely loving how much AVFC and BHAFC admins are celebrating Emi's and Alexis' world cup triumph. The tweets just don't stop.
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"iMaGiNe iF gArNaChO DiD tHe Cr7 CeLeBrAtiOn FoR aRgenTina HaHa"
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@johnspacemuller Man City's pass network should be printed on a tee shirt and put for sale.
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✅ Won in Bolivia after 15 years. ✅ Won in Peru after 16 years ✅ Won in Venezuela after 14 years. 'La Scaloneta' 💙
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Lo Celso was the third best assist provider (most for an Argentinian) in the CONMEBOL world cup qualifications. The very thought of "Lo Celso is replaceable" is just bonkers.
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Six years ago De Paul was sent back on loan to Racing from Valencia. Paredes was playing for Empoli and then went to Russia. Lo Celso was a benchwarmer in PSG. No matter how bleak things may seem at one point, perseverance always pays off.
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- Facundo Buonanotte ➡️ BHAFC - Mateo Tanlongo ➡️ Sporting CP - Gino Infantino ➡️ Fiorentina - Alejo Véliz ⏳ Spurs Rosario Central's academy has been exporting talents to Europe non-stop lately.
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Lionel Messi and the weight of his passes. Magical. Be it passes or shots, the amount of force Messi applies to it is peculiar. It may seem like he isn't kicking it hard enough, but those are almost always perfect. He has mastered the art of weight of pass. Genius.
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Why are Liverpool still hesitant to approach De Paul? Never been more sure of a certain player fitting into a team's midfield than this. Would be a good solution for their current RCM conundrum and definitely a better player than struggling Herderson + Elliot.
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Agüero, Batistuta, Sorín, Cambiasso, Zanetti and Crespo. Chills, literal chills. 💙🤍
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Martínez is being treated the same way Romero was yesterday by twitter even though neither of them made a blunder. Funnily enough, they were showered with praises just a few weeks ago by the same platform. Never let football twitter influence your opinion on a player or a team.
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Benfica whenever they are about to lose a key player:
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Arrival. This is stuff of dreams.
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Free roaming is, in other words, hiding in plain sight. It asks for much more scanning/head turns from that particular player compared to his teammates, sudden burst of pace, and a supreme footballing brain. And in the history of this game, no one has mastered it like Messi did.
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There's no need to get upset over the tears of a certain fanbase. Keep them coming. I have prayed for times like this.
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It's important that Emi Martinez continues to improve his distribution ahead of the WC. The right long ball can make the difference when our ball receiving defenders are under pressure and Argentina's second goal vs Italy was a testament to it.
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The crowd going crazy for Messi in San Salvador.
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What the -
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Lionel Messi vs Holanda, 2008. 🤯🇦🇷
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Exhibit 2. How good is that touch and control?! And this may not even break into his top 50 goals ever. Superhuman. 🐐
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Man's goal catalogue is so good that people often don't talk about this masterpiece. 🐐
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"Ah yes, let's make a tweet about the elite goalkeepers in the premier league without including the goalkeeper who won FIFA's best award and kept 11 clean sheets to take his club back to European competition again".
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The Premier League is stacked with elite goalkeepers 🧤 Rank these four 👀
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This photo. 🔥
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It's not about their perfomances on the ground. Someone's notion of masculinity was triggered and felt insecure enough to make an edit of a person who has got a troubling history with law and a page with two fucking million followers tweeted it. That's disturbing.
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Understandable how PSG fans got triggered by Messi's comments, but why are fans of another certain footballer involving themselves in this?! It was about winning the world cup and what followed it. At least play in a semi final so that you can opinionate in this. For shame.
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Julian Álvarez did this in a World Cup semifinal. It was his relentless running and pressing that facilitated Argentina's positional plans in the final vs France. The treatment he is getting right now cannot be justified in any way at all.
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🇦🇷 Julián Álvarez solo jugó 6 de los últimos 280 minutos que disputó el Manchester City.
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Thiago Almada returning to Atlanta United with his world cup gold medal.
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Emi's WC campaign doesn't mean we'd forget what Romero did. Ota's perfomances doesn't mean we'd forget Garay's heroics. RDP's engine like running doesn't mean we'd forget Mascherano's work rate. Scaloni winning the best doesn't mean we'd forget what Sabella did for us. 2014. 💙🤍
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All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
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Sergio Romero: “Emi did a great job in the National Team. They achieved a Copa América and the World Cup, and that is admirable. Words of gratitude for what he did for the Argentina and for the country. I am proud that he is the goalkeeper of the National Team.” 🗣️🇦🇷🤝
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Let Lo Celso be out for the group matches, but man, we need him in the KO rounds. The more you watch Argentina, the more you see how much he contributed. Ran like hell, positioned himself perfectly almost everytime, doesn't shy away from a dribble and a good eye to find Messi.
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@calcioxtra A fair share of the names in 2018 squad are doyens of the game. But they were way past their prime, not to mention a young crop of talents got totally overlooked back then. Considering the form both squads' players were/are in, 2022 is certainly better.
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The power these four seconds holds cannot be described. Imagine being the biggest charismatic leader of the game when you are also the greatest ever to have played it. God amongst men.
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Lionel Messi, not even once in his career was managed by someone who won the UCL before coaching him. Galtier was the ONLY manager who won a LEAGUE TROPHY (with Lille) in Europe before becoming the manager of the club Messi plays for. That's mental.
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Damián Emiliano Martínez. Hate him? Keep hating.
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@brfootball It's the protocol. So -
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Lisandro Martinez and Emiliano Martinez, an entire nation, an entire fanbase is indebted to you. 🇦🇷
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Majority of well known Argentine managers - be it Zubeldía, Menotti, Bilardo, Bielsa or Simeone - are famous for their idiosyncrasies and certain theatrics. And then there is this man, who assumed control with no hype around him and took Argentina to unprecedented heights.
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@AlbicelesteTalk Man has already entered Nirvana.
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@ESPNFC * cough cough *
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Reply to this with one photo that should be in a football museum 📸👇
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Still thinking about it 🥹
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@AlbicelesteTalk Man of culture.
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Did people actually think a South American country will retire the number 10 kit? The number they didn't retire when Kempes or Maradona hung their boots? The number that every attacking prospect in Argentina dreams of wearing one day? The number 10 jersey IS FOOTBALL HERITAGE.
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All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
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Chiqui Tapia has never said any intentions to retire Messi's #10 jersey number after he ends his career, so medias who are posting fake quotes by MARCA are not accurate.
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Let's not forget how colossal Otamendi has been tonight. He fought for the kit like everything depended on it.
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Lisandro Martinez and Lucas Martinez Quarta are literally fanboying Messi here.
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The fact that Tagliafico wasn't dribbled past even once in the world cup even after starting in the semi final and final is astonishing. His 1v1 expertise is still underappreciated. What a player.
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This is the happiest a Real Madrid player has ever been to be with Messi.
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Scaloni calling up Nico when he was playing in Germany's second division alone showed how much the manager valued his profile. Argentina doesn't have a natural out and out winger other than Nico in the squad. There's no belittling it - his omission is a severe blow.
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Que de la mano, de Leo Messi! 🐐🇦🇷 Can't wait to see them play again.
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From the prolonged "is Messi's international career a flop" question to being continental, intercontinental and world champion at the twilight of his career. Never underestimate him, never judge him, the greatest ever to grace the the grounds of this game. Words fail, my king.
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Everything in a year and a half.
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2019 Copa America; where everything started to click. 🇦🇷
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We did this after a key player of the team getting injured days before the world cup. We did this after two regular squad members returning to home after landing in Doha. We did this after losing the first game of the tournament following which a lot had written us off.
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An Argentine youngster getting criticised on his initial premier league days despite his obvious talent? We have read that script before. Enzo is only getting started.
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Late to tweet this, but birthday wishes to the player who did the biggest 'stepping up' I have ever seen in football. From making the debut against Honduras to winning the world cup for his country in three months. Enzo Jeremías Fernández. 👑
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Guys, the best CB in the world.
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The way Messi turned up in those dying minutes >>>>
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Lo Celso's injury and the discussions which ensued for a replacement showed most of the hardcore Argentina fans on twitter haven't even seen the position Enzo Fernández plays and his role.
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Saw people being grateful towards Potter for turning Mac Allister into the player he is today, but yet to come across such gratitude towards Simeone for making Molina a better defender. His positioning and tracking have notably improved under Cholo.
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Lionel Messi owes Barcelona nothing. NOTHING.
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@footballitalia
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Leo Messi liked Lautaro Martinez’s Instagram post following Inter‘s 3-3 draw at Camp Nou on Wednesday and most Barcelona fans were not impressed. #FCIM #Inter #Barcelona #Calcio #UCL #Messi #Lautaro
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Gio Simeone has scored his first ever UCL goal and couldn't help but think about this extract from @sidlowe 's piece on him a day ago. Vamos Cholito! 💙
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Lionel Scaloni - the man who dared enough to field Molina, Montiel and Foyth at the same on a football ground.
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Divine interventions. ✋🇦🇷
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Garnacho will play for Argentina in 2023. Those who aren't okay with that can kindly stop supporting the national team. He is 18 and his attitude may not be everyone's cup of tea. He loves and cares for the blue and white kit. That's all that matters.
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5 of the 8 penalities Emiliano Martinez faced while playing for Argentina didn't reach the net.
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Otamendi and Romero were almost in sync there 😂
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@AlbicelesteTalk Four years in the making. Whatever happens, we are proud of this team for the football it played, the harmony it nurtured and the joy it gave. Vamos Argentina carajo! 🇦🇷
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