Pete Zaroll @totinos Twitter profile

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

8 years

JUST CAUGHT THIS PIZZACHU #PokemonGO

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@totinos

7 years

On behalf of everyone at Totino's, we're sorry you had to see this.

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7 years

when someone finishes all the pizza rolls and you say it's fine but inside you're crushed

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@totinos

9 years

Pizza rolls are:

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LIFE!

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@totinos

3 years

Someone please explain this…

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@totinos

9 years

When mom's heading to the store and asks if you want her to grab you some pizza rolls

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@totinos

8 years

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU. Stock up on Pizza Rolls before #420 . #BetterWhenBaked

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@totinos

9 years

so like it's not too early for xmas music, right?

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@totinos

11 years

G̶e̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ ̶R̶o̶l̶e̶s̶ Pizza Rolls

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@totinos

8 years

wishing you a v successful #FinalsWeek from your pals here at Totino's.

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@totinos

8 years

Me: "These pizza rolls are probably still hot" Me to me: "It's been 2.5 seconds they're fine"

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@totinos

8 years

Dear Pizza Rolls: plz help me get through #midterms . xoxo, -me

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@totinos

5 years

This is how the 1% lives

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@totinos

8 years

when you run out of room in the freezer but it's fine cuz it's 475 million degrees below zero outside.

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

9 years

New crispier crust Pizza Rolls. Fastest right swipe in the history of right swipes.

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@totinos

9 years

happy 11/11 everybody, you should eat 11 pizza rolls and then like twenty or so more cuz who really cares time is an illusion.

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@totinos

8 years

wow @sonic_hedgehog , you have really inspired us to #GoFas , even tho that's hard for a pizza roll to do.

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@totinos

7 years

Top very best ways to cook pizza rolls: 1. Oven 2. Microwave 3. Breathing on them a lot 4. Insulting them with a sick burn 5. Dragon

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

7 years

Introducing NEW Left Handed Pizza Rolls! They're definitely not just regular Pizza Rolls! #LeftHandersDay

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@totinos

9 years

Spawn. Frag. Nom. Repeat. #BlackOps3

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@totinos

8 years

when it's #midterms but you've only got one thing on your mind.

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@totinos

9 years

Excited to watch my favorite holiday movie today!

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@totinos

8 years

when @sonic_hedgehog announces a new 16 bit game at the same party where we bring back Stuffed Nachos #sonic25

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@totinos

8 years

Stock up on Pizza Rolls for #FinalsWeek for 2 reasons: 1. to eat them, duh 2. To bribe your TA who dgaf.

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@totinos

8 years

Because you are my Totino. #ValentinesDay

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@totinos

5 years

Please delete this my wife and kids are on here

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@totinos

8 years

When @_rone and @calebpressleyxo asked if they could rap about Pizza Rolls for @barstoolsports , we were like "uhhhhh....duh?" #totinoshouse

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@totinos

8 years

Let our friend @bradneely tell you why it's such a blessing to eat Pizza Rolls.

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@totinos

9 years

step 1: unwrap all the xmas presents step 2: fill with pizza rolls step 3: rewrap Step 4: bow dramatically while family weeps with joy

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@totinos

6 years

@chrissyteigen Not to overpromise but we will literally build a plane, fill it with Totino’s, fly to you and parachute them into your kitchen.

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@totinos

7 years

Wanted to take this moment on #BadPoetryDay to show you what a definitely not bad poem looks like. You're welcome.

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@totinos

4 years

@rixhrivera What we have here are italian pizza pillows atop a creamy ranch reduction with a miniature tree garnish 😘👌

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@totinos

10 years

Any questions? http://t.co/Iee8tKphU6

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@totinos

4 years

This was an adventure 😂

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

9 years

What's that? You wanted to see @nerdist in cake form? Well good news! Adventure People! Episode 3 is here!

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@totinos

7 years

PILLOW FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!

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@totinos

5 years

cancelling plans is ok. staying home is ok. microwaving your pizza rolls is ok. I mean its a little lazy and they won't be crispy but it's ok. in fact, I take it back, please put them in the oven, it's only right. also please get out of the house once in a while Hank.

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

7 years

Hey guys, it's Totino's not Tostino's. Always has been. We're not mad, we're just disappointed.

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

9 years

Hierarchy of needs: Air 💨 Water 💧 Pizza 🍕 Emoji keyboards 🙌🏻 Dope pictures of baby goats jumping on other goats 🐐➰ 🐐

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@totinos

9 years

"Hey babe I made you a fancy dinner." *puts pizza rolls on a stone slab with a truffle and parsley or whatever*

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@totinos

9 years

when the pizza rolls are done and you're so excited you take senior pics with them

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@totinos

8 years

Hey, it's like we always say: pizza rolls, not gender roles. #SNL @nbcsnl

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@totinos

5 years

When mom says the pizza rolls are ready

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@totinos

9 years

Resolutions for 2016: 1. be chill 2. cry more; it's ok 3. Eat so many pizza rolls I have to invent a new number to even count that high

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@totinos

9 years

We made the best thing in the world just a lil' bit better.

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@totinos

9 years

Learn a little more about what the what is up with the #BuckingCouch Bowl, this Sunday at 12 PT on @twitch .

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

7 years

you're welcome/we're sorry.

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

8 years

#FirstSevenJobs - a pizza roll - a pizza roll - a pizza roll - a pizza roll - Minister of Magic - a pizza roll - a pizza roll

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@totinos

8 years

"Hey, what time is it" "It's about nine thirt--" "IT'S FRICKIN' PIZZA ROLLS TIME" "Um ok cool then why did you ask me"

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

9 years

"What are you gonna be for halloween?" "A pizza." "What, like a sexy pizza?" "...is there another kind?"

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@totinos

8 years

@Jolly_Rancher jolly rancher I think you should take a nap.

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@totinos

9 years

"Sup I'm your genie! You get three wish--" "pizza rolls." "Um ok, weird. And your sec--" "pizza rolls." "But you just..." "And pizza rolls."

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

7 years

Best pizza toppings: - parpalonni - chee - mushlooms - more chee - pepppers - onlon - boof

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@totinos

9 years

"mornin', babe." *leans in and kisses plate of pizza rolls in bed next to me*

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

6 years

Top 10 Snacks Ranked: 10. You 9. Can’t 8. Rank 7. Snacks 6. Because 5. Taste 4. Is 3. Subjective 2. But it is obviously 1. Pizza Rolls

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

7 years

this meme isn't dead yet right?

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@totinos

8 years

"I wish I had someone I could trust." "Did you say make a pizza roll crust?" "No, I said..." "Oops too late."

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@totinos

3 years

Who did this…I want names.

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@totinos

8 years

"I thought he had my pizza roll, turns out he also had my HEART." = still a better love story than #twilight

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@totinos

9 years

SUP NERDS. Are you funny? Cool! Enter the #FavoritedComedian contest, presented by Totino’s + @Nerdist ! http://t.co/2CPG3wDm7l

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@totinos

8 years

Best times to eat pizza rolls: - when ur sad - when ur happy - when ur just kinda whatever - any other time also

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@totinos

5 years

IS THAT MILK?!? I-

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

10 years

Ugh so true. #justpizzathings http://t.co/8J35Msf5LQ

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@totinos

8 years

fun activity while you're waiting for pizza rolls to cool: just stare intensely at them because nothing else matters right now.

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@totinos

10 years

Whatcha thinkin' about? http://t.co/xOkqj9H7dJ

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@totinos

5 years

@Alayyynnnaa The HORROR

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@totinos

6 years

Please enjoy this day that happens to fall in the latter portion of the month known as April.

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@totinos

5 years

(•_•) <) )╯Totino's / \ \(•_•) ( (> Totino's / \ (•_•) <) )> Hot Pizza Rolls! / \

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@totinos

8 years

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

6 years

Happy #NationalHaikuDay from your favorite hot snack brand.

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

9 years

WHAT'S. HAPPENING. TO MY HUNGRY GUYS?!?

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@totinos

8 years

when you ate all the pizza rolls and then remember the good times when you still had pizza rolls

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@totinos

6 years

@ncbjd @chrissyteigen This is accurate.

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@totinos

4 years

Do you prefer your pizza rolls cubed or crushed?

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@totinos

8 years

Stuff that worries me: - no pizza rolls left - waiting for oven to warm up - the sun exploding, swallowing earth - does my dog like me?

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@totinos

9 years

This Sunday. 12 pm PT. The Totino's #BuckingCouch Bowl on @twitch . You control the couch, you buck the gamer.

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@totinos

9 years

Your couch is not just a couch. It is SO much more than that. #CouchHard

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@totinos

8 years

It would be unlucky to eat 13 pizza rolls on Friday the 13th better make it 45 just in case.

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@totinos

7 years

I am a ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Wretched, lonely soul seeking a ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 True love with whom to Lady and the Tramp a single pizza roll

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

7 years

hmm.

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18-wheeler containing frozen DiGiorno and Tombstone pizzas crashes, spilling the pies across an Arkansas highway.

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Pete Zaroll

@totinos

8 years

Happy #NationalBoyfriendDay to my boyfriend, a plate of pizza rolls. Love you, boo.

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@totinos

8 years

@stoolpresidente DAVE we gotta put your face on a box. They'd sell like hot cakes. Hot cakes that are pizza rolls.

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@totinos

8 years

mfw it's #420 and the roomie says we're out of pizza rolls. #BetterWhenBaked

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@totinos

6 years

@tonyposnanski I'm not great at math but that's basically top ten.

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@totinos

4 years

@PlayWithJambo Dear Jambo, I appreciate the courage to shoot your shot. Let's connect, I sent you a DM! Sincerely, Pete 🍕

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@totinos

8 years

Anyway my point is, we actually ship by weight so 39 rolls means you got 38 + a giant pizza roll. ALL PIZZA ROLLS ARE BEAUTIFUL. <3

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@totinos

10 years

Party too hard last night? We've got your next-day cure. http://t.co/wOJouJxdR4

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@totinos

8 years

when your 🔥 meme is a little TOO 🔥

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@totinos

7 years

@MoonPie DANG YOU MOON PIIIIIIIIIIIE

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@totinos

8 years

Pizza rolls are great for when you want pizza but also want 48 of something.

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@totinos

7 years

GUYS.

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@totinos

7 years

clearly Amber knows how to rage.

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@totinos

6 years

|￣￣￣￣￣￣ | | JUST WAIT | | FOR THEM | | TO COOL | | BEFORE | | EATING | | ＿＿＿＿＿__| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　づ

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@totinos

8 years

1. place serving size of pizza rolls (6) on a plate 2. chuckle heartily, pondering the hilarious joke you just made 3. dump out rest of bag

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@totinos

5 years

To be blunt, pizza rolls are better when baked.

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@totinos

5 years

saying “Tostino's” - Makes up a fake brand - Hurts my feelings - Has never been our name saying “Totino's” - Supports a real brand - Gives me the good feels - Not proof of the Mandela Effect

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Kinda mad I didn’t think of this first @Mythical