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Eminent Intellectual

@totalwoke2

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Padha Likha. Liberal. Secular. Anti-hate. Anti-caste. Anti-Hindutva. Pro-JNU. Pro-phet. Parody. If you are not a fascist, you will agree with me.

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@totalwoke2
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Hindus don't block roads because they respect Supreme Court. #SupremeCourt doesn't respect Hindus because they don't block roads. #Haldwani #ShaheenBagh
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Terrorism has no religion. They only check your Aadhar card to make sure it's not your birthday.
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Reject selectivism. #मस्जिद_में_बेटीकी_अधनंगी_मौत
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100% Muslims know it is Shivling, 40% Hindus think it is fountain. That's the difference. #Gyanvapi
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The man who fondles you in Church can be Father but the cow that gives me Milk can not be Mother.
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Midhat Fatimah Maqsad Nahi Bhulti!
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I could not sleep for many months thinking about Palestine. Only after I heard about #Sandeshkali I finally had a peaceful night of sleep...
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A German who worships Hitler is Nazi and a Muslim who worships #Aurangzeb calls others Nazi. That's the difference.
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What happened to #RaveenaTandon will happen to all of us in future. You may live in your gated community but on the road, peaceful wealth re-distribution mob is waiting with their fake victimhood. How will you protect yourself?
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Over 60% TMC voters are Muslim. They will vote for TMC even after 1000 Sandeshkhali and #Kolkata . It won't be easy to defeat Mamata.
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There are 20 crore Muslims and 10 + crore seculars. If they watch #Pathaan the collection will be 1000 crores making it Shahrukh Khan's biggest hit to date. Then why are they worried about Hindus not watching? Why is it important for them to show it to Hindus? 🤔
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Savarkar : 50 yrs jail : traitor Jinnah : 0 days jail : hero Fun fact : IAMC was created right after 9/11 ho whitewash terrorism.
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Allah gives children but railway gives land. #Haldwani
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Top influencers who say love jihad doesn't exist
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Peacefuls are the best people #Maldives
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If like in movies, National Anthem is made compulsory before Azaan, they will take down loudspeakers in one day.
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Amit Kaur, a bank manager in Mumbai met Shoaib Sheikh online and started an affair. Amit Kaur was highly educated and Shoaib Sheikh was PHD in love jihad but a school dropout by education and puncture wala by profession. But having owned a Netflix subscription, Amit Kaur felt she
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Pakistanis have no food but they rank better in Hunger Index UAE has no private media but they rank better in Press Freedom Magic of "Indian" Intellectuals ❤️ #PakistanEconomy
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Only thing I respect about Pakistan is they don't make movies glorifying RAW.
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Stop the taxi, I said. Why, the cabbie asked. I said get down, let me take the wheel. You get back & pray Namaz. Obviously shy, he refused. Minorities, always compromising on their faith, I have to be firmer. I told him do as I say or I'll file a molestation case. He looked 1/2
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Unless Hindenburg tells me how infra spend is good, I won't believe it. #Budget2023
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Another man with future : Supreme Court
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Dear @vivekagnihotri we will not ask you to donate the money if you promise you won't use the money to make another movie ruining our decades of hardwork - Liberals #TheKashmirFiles
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Remember the formula H on M : Hate Crime H on H : Caste Crime M on M : Normal Crime M on H : No Crime #kishanBharwad #Kishanbharvad
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What is slavery : If an Indian channel makes a documentary about a past event in UK, not a single UK politician will share it, but Indian slaves are dying to share #BBCDocumentary .
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Breaking : #Pathaan becomes the first film to get both Halal and ISI certifications.
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A woke person is one who thinks Ram Mandir is a secular issue but railway land is a Muslim issue. #haldwani
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Until recently Azim Premji owned over 80% of Wipro. Even now owns 74.8%. What's different is Azim Premji pays The Wire, Alt News, Caravan, Quint, Scroll, Newslaundry etc. #AdaniEnterprises
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#LoveJihad doesn't exist.
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#ShankarMishra lost everything, Salman Khan is still a star. That's real privilege.
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Forget Brahmin genes I'm jealous of Brahmins luck!
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If you give education to a human, he becomes a better human. If you give education to a terrorist, he becomes a better terrorist.
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Blasphemy murder is not communal, protesting blasphemy murder is communal - The Hindu
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People have short memories. Unko chu bana sakte hai - Rahul G #Modiflation
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scared. But complied. It's for his own good I knew. I clicked a selfie while he was praying Namaz, shaking with emotion no doubt. Reachd the destination, paid by PayTM. Ganesh Rao. Poor man was using a Hindu name obviously 2 stay safe from Sanghis. I felt ashamed as a Hindu. 2/2
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Mahua Moitra has class... Gutter class...
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Your regular humanist, atheist, 'hate will not succeed' types anti fascist.
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As per my sources, next #Toolkit in #Adani saga is some state govts will cancel contracts with Adani to create more panic and some leftist goons will attack project sites and try to shut / burn down. The left is going to go full terrorist before 2024.
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As Pakistani Hindus all but become extinct, as Hindu girls get abducted, converted and raped legally, Times of (Idea of) India covers a Pakistani jihadi as a journalist covering Islamophobia in India. @vineetjaintimes you are the most disgusting man I know. Thoo.
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Reason behind the panic #TheKashmirFiles
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When BBC allowed Rana Ayyub to call underage Hindu students "terrorists" because they demanded uniforms, I complained. BBC replied that they hate Hindu Kafirs and Allah allows them to consider Hindus less than Human. What a disgusting organisation. #BBCQuitIndia
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Masjid : Stolen land Loudspeaker : Illegal Namaz : By blocking road What kind of a religion is this? #Islamophobia_in_india
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The British were a minority in India, that means they were the victims and Hindus were the oppressors 🤡
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You can abuse Brahmins 24/7 but a word against Muslims will get you termed a hate monger. Remember what the left says - "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.”
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Single biggest fear of Supreme Court is Hindus hitting the streets.
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#RahulGandhi is the world's first Atheist Dravidian Lingayat Januadhari Muslim Brahmin born to Parsee father and Christian mother.
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98% peacefuls and 100% liberals want Nupur Sharma dead. This proves Islam is not yet 100% liberal.
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Have no doubt.
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Ya but don't ban pictures of terrorists in Canadian Gurudwaras 😂😂😂
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Kite kills birds, knife saves birds - PETA #Sankranti
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But they did it in a press conference
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Idol breaking has no religion. Hence Sardesai didn't post the arrest update in Mumbai Church vandalism case.
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Quran has extremely problematic verses against Kafirs, Women & LGBTQ, so over 90% of the population. But #SwamiPrasadMaurya loves Quran because he wants Abdul's vote.
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What I love about love jihad is if a Hindu girl keeps her religion after marrying a Muslim, she gets no share from her husband's wealth but if she converts to Islam, she still gets equal share from her Hindu father's wealth that even Muslim girls don't get from their father ♥️
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If you rejoiced #bulldozer at KanganaRanaut's legal office but now condemning the same at illegal constructions of rioters who were making rape threats, then you are not part of the problem, you are the problem.
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Reasons he will keep changing from now to trial, so it's not important. The outcome is important. Netflix can kill your daughters. Beware. #LoveJihad
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Jatt Sikhs are 0.5% of India's population and 99.5% of protesting farmers. That's the power of Jesus! #FarmersProtest2024
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Religion of Muslims is 'Islam'. Religion of Wokes is 'love Islam'.
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Shankar Mishra is still trending but nobody even heard about actual similar assault that happened just now because their names are Zakir and Muhammad Shaikh. Muslim privilege.
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Liberals who were blaming Sri Lanka economy on ill treated Muslim minority are not saying the same for Pakistan because the minority is Hindu 😂 #PakistanEconomy
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There is more sex in the book 50 shades of green than in 50 shades of grey.
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Nephew of Kamal Nath spent 8 crore on strippers in one night. It was money that belonged to your children. Thank you #Nehru !
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Dear Abdul, my ancestors were not defeated. Yours were.
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#TheKashmirFiles didn't solve issues of Kashmiri Pundits but Udta Punjab fixed drug problem in Punjab.
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Why they hate #TheKashmirFiles
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All these months I was reading his name as Prank Kharge only today I found out it's Priyank Kharge. Eyes 🙄
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@MahuaMoitra Mahua ji why do you use such language? It lowers the standard of discourse. Only people who have no substance do it. You say this, someone will call people like you green thongwali etc, who wins? Nobody 🙏
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Uddhav Thackeray has never won an election in his entire life but wanted to be CM 😂
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Meet Amandeep Sandhu. A minority living in San Francisco. Works for @FreshworksInc founded by Hindu @mrgirish . Studied at Hindu founded Thapar Uni. But can't hide his glee at persecution of minority Hindus in #Bangladesh . Normalisation of Hindu Genocide by RaGa Soros gang!
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Ab se halala bhi school me hi hoga!
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was lucky to have the love of a peaceful man from the world's bestest people. Unfortunately Shoaib was not bhakta hua. He took Amit out on her birthday, took her to a lodge at Turbhe, got intimate before strangling her to death.
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Zubair doesn't do anything himself. He sends his proxies.
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Guess the revolutionary!
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Roads are for praying namaz, not for riding bikes for Hindus. #karauli
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Ever seen a #DishaPatani pic with a Hindu symbol?
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Never forget the two faces of Judiciary #NupurSharma
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I only spit in your food so that it doesn't remain Pure Veg. I'm fighting casteism - Abdul your caterer
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Story of a "rationalist" who forgot he is not allowed to question Christian Church. As a result, had to leave India. A thread. 1/6
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Illiterate Muslims are supporting terrorist Mukhtar Ansari Literate Muslims are supporting terrorist #MukhtarAnsari in English Education will defeat terrorism!
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Father of the Nation #ShivajiMaharaj
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#LoveJihad is a conspiracy by Sanghis where they pay 35 yr old Abdul to become Rohit and groom 13 year old Geeta. Then they pay the local Maulvi to quickly fake her age and prepare a conversion - nikah certificate. They even pay Abdul's first wife Sayema to help him. True story.
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DMK wins Muhammad Zubair award of Patriotism 👏👏👏
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If tomorrow Waqf says Supreme Court is their property... oh wait! #Haldwani
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Only posting correct marriage age of muhammad and ayesha hurts religious sentiments.
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Bharat Jodo
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#PrakashRaj is proof that a 12th pass can become an intellectual just by being a Hindu hating Ricebag 😍
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Terrorists of no religion shot Kashmiri Hindu. Neighbors of Muslim religion took him to hospital -The Hindu
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APJ Abdul Kalam's only crime was he was not an ISI agent like #HamidAnsari
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Voiceroy's house was renamed Rashtrapati Bhavan because British were foreigners but Mughal Garden was not changed because Mughals were from Wayanad.
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Haldwani land : 78 acres Waqf board land : 6,00,000 acres #HaldwaniEncroachment #ShaheenBagh
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After Kamala Harris call with Rahul Gandhi, I want PM Modi's security doubled. Rt if you agree. #Trump2024
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Things that are not patriarchal - 4 wives but one husband - Unequal inheritance - Denial of inheritance to wife if she does not convert - Hijab only for women - No entry in Mosques for women - No Maulvi positions for women - Halala Everything else is patriarchal. #Patriarchy
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#RahulGandhi is truly a genius. He is now the only human on earth who has had more launches than NASA.
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By instigating terrorism Sayema broke gender barriers and monopoly of Muslim men 👏
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Democracy is like Biryani. Muslims got all of it to India and now none left in Muslim countries ☹️
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