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A new federal website to request free test kits officially launches Wednesday with the first shipments going out to Americans by the end of the month.
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Princess of Genovia.
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Going as the guys who ghosted you.
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When you and the squad roll up to your standards meeting.
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Venmo is my favorite social media, because I love to try and guess what illegal activity "you know" is referring to.
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Who wore it better? #VSFashionShow
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Bella: I think I might wear fishnets tonight. Gigi: Oooh, with what? Bella: What do you mean with what?
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I'm a trash walker.
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When #AHS6 is over and there was no Evan Peters.
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I'm assuming I'll be a great mom. My little turned out fine. TSM.
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She literally doesn’t even go here.
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Going as your founder and nailing it.
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Miss Colombia, on the inside.
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The other side of recruitment.
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“Not letters.”
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If someone loves you half as much as Drake loves Rihanna, you're alright.
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*Wakes up* *Deletes Snapchat story* #TSM
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Don't cry because it's over. Smile bc he was tall and in a good fraternity, and he'll probably text you again at 2:34am this Saturday. #TSM
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Is he cute or is it just 2am?
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You: all sorority girls do is party and hook up with frat guys Me, an intellectual: *top tier frat guys
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Constantly having to switch between the English, Emoji, and Greek keyboards on your iPhone. #TSM
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My future husband better be studying so hard for finals right now. #TSM
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It's lunch time and I can't decide if I should get a salad or seven margaritas.
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Congrats to the newly crowned #MissAmerica , Kappa Kappa Gamma member Savvy Shields. 👑
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We get it, you’re in a frat.
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On the count of three, say "You up?"
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Fuckboy fam.
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Singing very aggressively to Blank Space for someone who has a nonexistent list of ex-lovers. #TSM
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Bonding more in a fraternity bathroom than at a sisterhood retreat. #TSM
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The struggle you feel when a TSM post pertains to you perfectly, but you can't share it without being called to standards. #TSM
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You know what, some of us can't craft, okay? http://t.co/zQn9pFZQyP
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He's my ex-whatever-he-was. #TSM
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I need a hug...e bottle of wine. #TSM
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Knowing it's a bad idea to text him, but continuing to ask your friends about it until you find someone who says yes. #TSM
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Having a cute planner, but a dysfunctional life. #TSTC
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“I’m over it,” either meaning “I’m not even a little bit over it” or “You’re dead to me” with no in between. #TSM
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"So, what do sorority girls do after bid day?"
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Kendall trying to walk. #VSFashionShow
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No means no. Unless I said no to going out, in which case, just start doing shots around me and I'll change my mind. #TSM
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Love is patient. Love is blind. If you can't find love, there's always wine. #TSM
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Bella winning the breakup is even better live. #VSFashionShow
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Honesty, always.
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Do I like him or do I like the attention?
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I love America, but I also love Cristiano Ronaldo, so today is hard.
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Stalking yourself on Insta after someone follows you just to see what they see. #TSM
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My relationships are a lot like Brita pitchers: usually empty and it seems like I'm the only one putting anything into it.
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Put your phone down and don't text him, ya dumb slut.
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WHY CAN'T SORORITY RECRUITMENT BE LIKE FRATERNITY RUSH. #TSM
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Red Starbucks cup by day. Red solo cup by night. #TSM
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Girl logic.
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I put the "lit" in "little."
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Spending half an hour stalking your own social media because you just find yourself that hilarious. #TSTC
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I've been 21 since I was 18, and I'll continue to be 21 until I'm 30. #TSM
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Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. #TSM
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Knowing you're over him when you stop checking to see if he watched your Snapchat story. #TSM
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Not worrying that you'll freeze in your dress, because you'll be drunk. #TSM
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Can "AF" be considered a unit of measurement in the U.S. now? #TSM
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"Snap me as many times as it takes to get him off of my best friends list." #TSM
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“Clothes over bros.” -Brooke Davis. #TSM
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No chill.
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I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. #TSM
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"I'm here so I don't get fined." #TSM
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Handling your alcohol better than your emotions. #TSM
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"Go like my Insta." #TSM
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I like mixed drinks, not mixed signals. #TSM
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You think guys ever ask their friends what they should say back to us?
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"I hate him. I miss him. Let's get drunk so I can call him." #TSM
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Chasing your shot with a mixed drink. #TSTC
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I'd wish him the best, but he already had it. #TSM
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Viewing your tan as a legitimate accomplishment. #TSM
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I like my men how I like my yogurt: white, rich, and Greek. #TSM
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You know what I got for Valentine's Day? Drunk. #TSM
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The only man a girl should ever wait for is the bartender that's serving her wine. He's a busy man. #TSM
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"How did you guys meet?" "Alcohol and the Greek System." #TSM
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If you have to ask whether you should text him, you probably shouldn't, and you probably will. #TSM
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Coming up with the caption before you even take the picture. #TSM
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Buying your planner before even considering buying your textbooks. #TSM
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My sorority just changed a bylaw because of me, so you can say I'm living my best life and also my worst life.
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Dressing like you're in a sorority. Drinking like you're in a fraternity. #TSM
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"Go like my Insta." #TSM
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"I already thought of an Instagram caption. Of course I'm going." #TSM
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Passive aggressively withholding Instagram likes. #TSM
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I like my politics red, my wine white, and my skies blue. #TSM
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Me, shocking everyone when the “crazy” conclusions I jump to are right on.
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This Kanye themed reveal.
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Deleting drunk texts so sober you doesn't have to relive the shame. #TSM
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Obama posting a candid laughing pic for Presidents’ Day. #TSM http://t.co/anp4Oo285p
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I like my lips red, my wine white and my skies blue. #TSM
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I like my men how I like my drinks: tall and strong. #TSM
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When your drunk alter ego takes over.
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"They'll either want to kill you, kiss you, or be you." -Effie Trinket. #TSM
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Wearing letters on vaca in hopes you meet a sister from another chapter. #TSM
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Pretending not to know his name when you actually know the names of his dog, mother, and last three girlfriends. #TSTC
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You had me at "pre-med." #TSM
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Being in a sorority means guaranteed likes on anything you post. #TSM
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Oops 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Don't you ever let someone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst. #TSM
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